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geekhack Marketplace => Classifieds => Topic started by: precarious on Sun, 17 February 2013, 19:13:44
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IT'S GONE GO AWAY IT'S SOLD NOT AVAILABLE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THIS THREAD WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE WHY HAVEN'T YOU ENDED YOUR LIFE YET FOR NOT BEING INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO PURCHASE THIS "BARNYARD BERNARD" WHILE IT WAS STILL AVAILABLE, YOU SUCK. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD.
(http://i.imgur.com/1wALH.jpg)
Part 1 of Pink Fluffy Bunny's F' the World Clack Sale, more to come later.
FOR SALE! THE RARE, LIMITED, EXOTIC, AND EXQUISITE "BARNYARD BERNARD" KEY-CAP! DESIGNED TO MATE WITH IBM BUCKLING SPRING TECHNOLOGY™, THIS VIRILE SKULL CHAMPION WILL PRODUCE MANY VIABLE OFFSPRING. NEVER USED, THIS BLOSSOMING VIRGIN HAS LONG YEARNED TO BE DEFILED BY YOUR LECHEROUS TOUCH, SO OPEN YOUR WALLETS AND DARK HEARTS TO THE SEEDY TEMPTATION OF THIS SAUCY, SASSY CLICK-CLACK KEY.
ONLY CELERON $333.33A DOLLARS!
NOW ONLY CELERON $323.33A DOLLARS THANKS STH FOR THE DISCOUNT!!!
NOW ONLY $200 UNITED STATES DOLLARS OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS!!!!!!!!
PRICES SLASHED! IT'S ONLY $149.99!!!!!!! (domestic, plus shipping international)
NUH UH NOT THAT PRICE EITHER BUT I AIN'T TELLIN' WHAT
If no one wants to pony up $333.33 beloved Celeron dollars, I suppose I'll have to lower the price at some point. Act now! Yeah, I'm really selling this, feel free to harass me about it. =))=)00=)0=+))0==)0+))
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How about a log cabin?
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weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?
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weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?
Me?
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asking price is $333?
WTH celeron dollars are?
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asking price is $333?
WTH celeron dollars are?
Don't strain your brain on it too much. He likes to **** with people.
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weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?
damn i must have missed the day someone invented a magical ray which allows us to assess the emotional state of others via the internet using forum posts as input
lowering the price 10 celeron dollars in celebration
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weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?
I don't think we need a magical ray to discern his rage all over the forums about it.
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weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?
I don't think we need a magical ray to discern his rage all over the forums about it.
yeah, you can just pretend that someone was "upset" or "raging," adherent only to the delusional products of your own misinterpretation of circumstances, instead of actually being correct and not out of touch with reality.
you're mad, bro! hey, can i get some more memetic, neologistic argumentative constructs up in here? ya'll ragin'!
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weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?
I don't think we need a magical ray to discern his rage all over the forums about it.
yeah, you can just pretend that someone was "upset" or "raging," adherent only to the delusional products of your own misinterpretation of circumstances, instead of actually being correct and not out of touch with reality.
you're mad, bro! hey, can i get some more memetic, neologistic argumentative constructs up in here? ya'll ragin'!
Clearly 'the man' is out to get you. It's a conspiracy against you, you are THAT important.
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weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?
I don't think we need a magical ray to discern his rage all over the forums about it.
yeah, you can just pretend that someone was "upset" or "raging," adherent only to the delusional products of your own misinterpretation of circumstances, instead of actually being correct and not out of touch with reality.
you're mad, bro! hey, can i get some more memetic, neologistic argumentative constructs up in here? ya'll ragin'!
Clearly 'the man' is out to get you. It's a conspiracy against you, you are THAT important.
no one said anything about "the man," being out to get me, conspiracies, or being that important. i was spot on about the delusional bit, i guess.
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Do we need to dig up those old posts again?
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Do we need to dig up those old posts again?
go for it and feel free to relive my devastating final post which caused the thread to be closed :)):):)
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morning price drop
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So it's gotta be asked and I'm amazed it hasn't been already... What does your mom have to do with this?
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You are not paranoid if they really are out to get you.
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huh?
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entertaining any serious offers
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precarious are you the 1st owner?
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precarious are you the 1st owner?
Pretty sure he is. You can see the aforementioned thread here:
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=36206.0
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inb4 eeeew that Rogue/ Voodoo collabo beer :cool:
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precarious are you the 1st owner?
yes
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yeah i felt that way when john petrozzi of the westerville police department was illegally searching my underage person in 2001 and 2002 my senior year of high school in violation of these "rights" i have heard so much of but unfortunately we can't all get what we want (*what is supposedly guaranteed to us by the "laws" of this nation)
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Someday someone is going to ask us why we did nothing, even after seeing all the signs. If only you had spoken up.... could have saved all those children...
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i have never laughed so loud as going back over the history of these threads, yes I am new here but de-hinged (or missing some keycaps) comes to mind.
I must say every forum has one or two folks who like to garner response in this method, whatever rocks ones individual boat - its a big and lonely world out there and sometimes a virtual hug (even if negative in nature) helps. Best not to feed the beast** in my personal opinion, unless its amusing.
***note loss of fingers may occur.
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precarious are you the 1st owner?
Pretty sure he is. You can see the aforementioned thread here:
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=36206.0
that thread... it's like i'm back on /g/
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I would cop this, but I need to to drop money on car maintenance :(
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Someday someone is going to ask us why we did nothing, even after seeing all the signs. If only you had spoken up.... could have saved all those children...
but i was hungry
I would cop this, but I need to to drop money on car maintenance :(
just spent 1173 after spending ~1200 a month ago hell yeah motor vehicles
i have never laughed so loud as going back over the history of these threads, yes I am new here but de-hinged (or missing some keycaps) comes to mind.
I must say every forum has one or two folks who like to garner response in this method, whatever rocks ones individual boat - its a big and lonely world out there and sometimes a virtual hug (even if negative in nature) helps. Best not to feed the beast** in my personal opinion, unless its amusing.
***note loss of fingers may occur.
if you're suggesting i'm missing a few keycaps by being one of the fastest typists to have ever lived and also having made perfect sense (see my final post in the previously linked thread) then you're actually creating a wormhole out of your own insanity and forming a mirror in which you see YOUR OWN REFLECTION YOU CRAZY INSANO WEIRDY MCFREAKER
but yeah, like you said: some people make the world interesting. some people just fill it up with commodities and human debris.
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Is this Hack Orange or Red?
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Is this Hack Orange or Red?
hack orange, not the best picture but i guess i hoped it looked orange enough ;)