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Title: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:24:49
Felt Guilty....  :-[

As soon as I finished the movie,

I was like, not bad.

Oh ****, did I like the film?

I'm almost certain I did....  >:D


Self Respect... GONE!!! :'( :'(
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: vivalarevolución on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:40:34
Hey man I watched the first three movies out of curiosity a while back. Entertaining, the woman are babes, the story is cheesy and its all unintentionally funny. Also I love scenery of the Pacific Northwest.  Nothing to be ashamed of.
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: alaricljs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:50:46
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: SmallFry on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:53:11
/me hasn't watched Twilight yet.
I do hope my girlfriend doesn't make me watch it... -_-
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: precarious on Wed, 20 February 2013, 09:28:51
go watch true blood to redeem yourself

OOOOOOOH SOOKIE, Y'DONE GOT THE SWEETEST FAERIE BLOOD I EVER SUCKLED UPON, OOOH I'D DO ANYTHIN' T'PROTECT YEH
Title: Re: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: boost on Wed, 20 February 2013, 09:50:16
go watch true blood to redeem yourself

OOOOOOOH SOOKIE, Y'DONE GOT THE SWEETEST FAERIE BLOOD I EVER SUCKLED UPON, OOOH I'D DO ANYTHIN' T'PROTECT YEH

+1 for trueblood tho the last season sucked
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 13:50:22
Even my 15-year-old daughter thinks that Twilight is utterly lame.

She is a huge Harry Potter fan.
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 20 February 2013, 14:04:07
Even my 15-year-old daughter thinks that Twilight is utterly lame.

She is a huge Harry Potter fan.


I thought potter was lame.... magic is stupidly over-powered, and yet they refuse to really "USE IT"
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: SmallFry on Wed, 20 February 2013, 14:13:22
Even my 15-year-old daughter thinks that Twilight is utterly lame.

She is a huge Harry Potter fan.

/me admires your parenting.
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:15:16
ClickClack keys on Geekhack:

STILL a better love story than Twilight.
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: longweight on Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:31:59
Even my 15-year-old daughter thinks that Twilight is utterly lame.

She is a huge Harry Potter fan.


I thought potter was lame.... magic is stupidly over-powered, and yet they refuse to really "USE IT"


That is bollocks, in a fantasy world the magic can be as powerful as the writer wants it to be. Also it is not supposed to be 100% logical and realistic, the magic provides a good frame work for a good story.
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: Krogenar on Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:51:02
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: Tym on Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:02:34
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?
This makes me laugh, because in Manchester we have the MetroLink (So do other places) Which are trams, therefore;
MetroSexual = Someone who  enjoys having sex with trains
;D
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:11:54
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?
This makes me laugh, because in Manchester we have the MetroLink (So do other places) Which are trams, therefore;
MetroSexual = Someone who  enjoys having sex with trains
;D


how would you have sex "with" a train?
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: fohat.digs on Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:02:16
Even my 15-year-old daughter thinks that Twilight is utterly lame.

She is a huge Harry Potter fan.


I thought potter was lame.... magic is stupidly over-powered, and yet they refuse to really "USE IT"


That is bollocks, in a fantasy world the magic can be as powerful as the writer wants it to be. Also it is not supposed to be 100% logical and realistic, the magic provides a good frame work for a good story.

My favorite conception of magic is the way LeGuin used it in Earthsea, that is, a subtle force that certain sufficiently sensitive individuals are able to "weave" into the fabric of reality, and which must be constantly maintained, lest it unravel again.
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: okooko on Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:05:28
I got dragged to go, watched it.
was meh, wouldnt pay to see it otherwise.
its not like going to kill myself because ive seen it lol.

I just dont like twilight or harry potter.
coz i have a hatred for books.
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: Tym on Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:06:09
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?
This makes me laugh, because in Manchester we have the MetroLink (So do other places) Which are trams, therefore;
MetroSexual = Someone who  enjoys having sex with trains
;D


how would you have sex "with" a train?

Not sure, I google'd "How to have sex with a train" ... Don't do that.
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: Krogenar on Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:54:57
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?
This makes me laugh, because in Manchester we have the MetroLink (So do other places) Which are trams, therefore;
MetroSexual = Someone who  enjoys having sex with trains
;D


how would you have sex "with" a train?

Not sure, I google'd "How to have sex with a train" ... Don't do that.

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Really, how long did anyone expect a thread about Twilight to last before this happened?
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 February 2013, 21:18:28
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?
This makes me laugh, because in Manchester we have the MetroLink (So do other places) Which are trams, therefore;
MetroSexual = Someone who  enjoys having sex with trains
;D


how would you have sex "with" a train?

Not sure, I google'd "How to have sex with a train" ... Don't do that.


Really, how long did anyone expect a thread about Twilight to last before this happened?

Well the point was, I needed to confess that I've done something terrible and felt ashamed...  :-[
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: keyboardlover on Thu, 21 February 2013, 21:28:09
STILL a better lovestory than twilight!

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2h8f689dc1qfzjwwo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: alaricljs on Thu, 21 February 2013, 22:09:03
His mouth looks like a USB port.
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 February 2013, 00:01:54
His mouth looks like a USB port.

ah... a big too large for usb... Um..hmm... maybe some sort of serial port assuming there's pins "in" his mouth. cuz otherwise he'd have a female port, which would make this conversation WEIRD>...
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 22 February 2013, 08:06:32
Wasn't C3PO intended to be gay all along?
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: alaricljs on Fri, 22 February 2013, 08:40:34
Wasn't C3PO intended to be gay all along?

Yeah and Han didn't shoot first.... :P
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 22 February 2013, 08:52:11
I'd like to know how a robot has sexual orientation.
Title: Re: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 22 February 2013, 09:01:43
I'd like to know how a robot has sexual orientation.

Well we don't have the technology for that yet... but eventually someone will come up with a sex android, and that would "probably" be deemed female... and ALL OTHER robots would be "male"

This is probably how it's going to go down.  :))