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Title: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: SmallFry on Sun, 03 March 2013, 11:44:53
Welp. I needed a reason to make some popcorn. :)) Flame wars get hot enough to pop my jiffypop. Heh.

Moderator edit - This was originally the "spectator & peanut gallery" part of some posts (now removed). Please allow this topic to live on gloriously and free as it was intended ~ DV
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: Lanx on Sun, 03 March 2013, 11:49:39
Welp. I needed a reason to make some popcorn. :)) Flame wars get hot enough to pop my jiffypop. Heh.
try air popped so much fluffier!, do not buy orville redenbocker kernals they  suck
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: SmallFry on Sun, 03 March 2013, 11:51:44
Ew, I have a commercial oil popper for a reason. :P I do like jiffy pop on the open fore though, one of my favorite camping foods.
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: SmallFry on Sun, 03 March 2013, 11:55:24
Sure Ron! We moved to popcorn. Maybe kettle corn if we're lucky. I do love some good kettle corn. Air popped or oil popped for you?
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: thegunner100 on Sun, 03 March 2013, 15:24:54
Welp. I needed a reason to make some popcorn. :)) Flame wars get hot enough to pop my jiffypop. Heh.

I think you're gonna need some more popcorn now.
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: SmallFry on Sun, 03 March 2013, 15:27:53
Welp. I needed a reason to make some popcorn. :)) Flame wars get hot enough to pop my jiffypop. Heh.

I think you're gonna need some more popcorn now.
*poppoppop* You want some Gunner?
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: thegunner100 on Sun, 03 March 2013, 15:32:42
Welp. I needed a reason to make some popcorn. :)) Flame wars get hot enough to pop my jiffypop. Heh.

I think you're gonna need some more popcorn now.
*poppoppop* You want some Gunner?

Extra butter please! ^^
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: SmallFry on Sun, 03 March 2013, 15:34:26
You want some popcorn too i3oiler? :D

I kinda of think this thread was trolling from the beginning.

MMB/BroCaps is alright in my book.

So... no popcorn?
/me hands Gunner some popcorn.
Did you want any of those cool flavor salts or a drink?
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: thegunner100 on Sun, 03 March 2013, 15:39:57
Quote
So... no popcorn?
/me hands Gunner some popcorn.
Did you want any of those cool flavor salts or a drink?

Flavor salts? Never heard of those before, it's been a while since I've gone to a movie theater. No drinks, I'd hate to have to take a bathroom break.
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: SmallFry on Sun, 03 March 2013, 15:42:27
Quote
So... no popcorn?
/me hands Gunner some popcorn.
Did you want any of those cool flavor salts or a drink?

Flavor salts? Never heard of those before, it's been a while since I've gone to a movie theater. No drinks, I'd hate to have to take a bathroom break.
Oh yeah man, they have cheese flavor and ranch etc, its pretty tasty.
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: dirge on Sun, 03 March 2013, 15:45:20
as a european i have to say , what the **** are they letting you eat?
Title: Re: Re: MMB, MagicMeatBall, Bro Caps, BroFists... What's the story?
Post by: thegunner100 on Sun, 03 March 2013, 15:48:56
as a european i have to say , what the **** are they letting you eat?

There's much weirder stuff in other countries. Cheese flavored salts don't sound too bad.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: dorkvader on Sun, 03 March 2013, 21:55:07
Reconstructed topic starts now. Please continue discussion on popcorn and the like.

Myself, we always had an air popper at home, which was loud and always fun. Now, I buy popcorn kernels in bulk, pop them over the stove or microwave, and add salt. I like the simple recipes.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: kmiller8 on Sun, 03 March 2013, 21:58:03
Imma do a mashup of this thread and "Things you hate"

Those "popcorn" buttons on microwaves, they totally should be renamed to "about-30-seconds-too-long-for-popcorn" buttons.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: 1839cc on Sun, 03 March 2013, 22:15:05
Bulk kernals oil popped on stovetop with salt added after. Usually with mix of Abuelita and Chocolate Cruz to drink.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: CPTBadAss on Sun, 03 March 2013, 22:16:08
Popcorn, no butter. Just salt, pepper, and maybe cayenne. Like all good snacks, goes good with coffee or orange juice :D
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Jocelyn on Sun, 03 March 2013, 22:22:54
Haha the popcorn part of the thread is still going! I don't really eat popcorn :)
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: The_Beast on Sun, 03 March 2013, 22:32:18
Microwave popcorn, with lots of real melted butter and just a bit of sugar


I wish I had popcorn now, ferk
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: SmallFry on Sun, 03 March 2013, 22:36:14
Here's my popcorn gear:P got it on a fluke trip to Sam's Club when my dad was in a good mood. Excuse the mess...
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jgN4KMHAl2M/UTQdRdc1n0I/AAAAAAAAAl4/cEeoW0n7AY0/s800/DSCF2090.JPG)
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 03 March 2013, 23:58:50
I hate popcorn. Kettlecorn is ok though.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: i3oilermaker on Mon, 04 March 2013, 00:03:57
Here's my popcorn gear:P got it on a fluke trip to Sam's Club when my dad was in a good mood. Excuse the mess...

Badass!! Can I come over?

Also, whats up with the new avatar....mind - blown
Title: Re: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: SmallFry on Mon, 04 March 2013, 00:08:06
Here's my popcorn gear:P got it on a fluke trip to Sam's Club when my dad was in a good mood. Excuse the mess...

Badass!! Can I come over?

Also, whats up with the new avatar....mind - blown
Binge (http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=40494.msg811472#msg811472) had a pic of little SmallFry thing during this PS2 game its pretty cool. And I asked my parents. They said no keyboard friends over unless they bring keycaps and my homework is done...:P
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: i3oilermaker on Mon, 04 March 2013, 00:15:12
Here's my popcorn gear:P got it on a fluke trip to Sam's Club when my dad was in a good mood. Excuse the mess...

Badass!! Can I come over?

Also, whats up with the new avatar....mind - blown
Binge (http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=40494.msg811472#msg811472) had a pic of little SmallFry thing during this PS2 game its pretty cool. And I asked my parents. They said no keyboard friends over unless they bring keycaps and my homework is done...:P


 I'm good at math :)
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: SmallFry on Mon, 04 March 2013, 00:24:59
Orly? I could use help in maths. :P
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: daerid on Mon, 04 March 2013, 01:16:55
If you don't have a legit popper, get some straight popping corn, throw a layer in a pot over some vegetable oil, and pop that **** on a gas stove. MMMMM delicious.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Findecanor on Mon, 04 March 2013, 07:46:52
Popped in pot in a neutral oil. Just salt.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 04 March 2013, 07:47:46
I can't stand popcorn, with the little flakes that get stuck in your gums... UGH.... why do you people torture yourselves with this devil's concoction.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: SmallFry on Mon, 04 March 2013, 07:50:52
I don't have braces, that's how:P
Title: Re: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: jcrouse on Mon, 04 March 2013, 07:50:56
I can't stand popcorn, with the little flakes that get stuck in your gums... UGH.... why do you people torture yourselves with this devil's concoction.

^ +1
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Tarzan on Mon, 04 March 2013, 07:51:48
Butter, brewer's yeast (large flake), and dash of garlic powder.  Sometimes with Parmesan or other hard grated cheeses.

Delicious.   ;D
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: inteli722 on Mon, 04 March 2013, 07:52:06
I can't stand popcorn, with the little flakes that get stuck in your gums... UGH.... why do you people torture yourselves with this devil's concoction.

Because It's delicious! :D
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Lanx on Mon, 04 March 2013, 07:58:03
any quick info on kettle corn at home? or not possible?
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: CPTBadAss on Mon, 04 March 2013, 08:27:24
Orly? I could use help in maths. :P

I'm an engineer....just saying. Between me and i3oiler, we could have that homework done real quick like :P
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Lanx on Mon, 04 March 2013, 09:19:41
do you carry around a ti86 like my wife does?
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: CPTBadAss on Mon, 04 March 2013, 09:49:00
do you carry around a ti86 like my wife does?

Not that cool, just a cell phone :(
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: SmallFry on Mon, 04 March 2013, 10:01:24
Check put AndieCalc, its a TI emulator for Android phones.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: absyrd on Mon, 04 March 2013, 10:13:30
I like mine partially burnt. A little char is gooooood. :D
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: llovro on Mon, 04 March 2013, 10:23:27
Wtf are you guys talking about?
OT: A few years back I tried popcorn with caramel at my friends house and it was DELICIOUS. Sadly, I never tried Caramel popcorn after that, neither do I know where to buy them...
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: esoomenona on Mon, 04 March 2013, 10:28:09
Check put AndieCalc, its a TI emulator for Android phones.
I'm currently using Graph 89.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: SmallFry on Mon, 04 March 2013, 10:31:43
I use a TI-84 in class, so AndieCalc with a TI-83 or I use WabbitEmu with the TI-84. Wabbit Emu doesn't have the nicest UI in my opinion however.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Lanx on Mon, 04 March 2013, 11:37:05
see the problem with an emulator is that, it's an emulator on a phone, a smartphone with no physical buttons. she can pound out equations or whatever engineers do with that big ass ugly ti85 than she can if she was using an emulator on her phone. trust me i've tried, i'm like look! less weight!, and you don't have to carry around 4 aaa batteries!.

nope, i mean who am i to judge, or any of us mechanical snobs =P

so back to kettle corn? home possible?
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: 1839cc on Mon, 04 March 2013, 15:48:12
Butter, brewer's yeast (large flake), and dash of garlic powder.  Sometimes with Parmesan or other hard grated cheeses.

Delicious.   ;D

Yessssssss.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: h2gofast on Wed, 06 March 2013, 18:51:14
Hot air popped with garlic salt and romano cheese
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: aggiejy on Wed, 06 March 2013, 22:04:45
Hi, my name is Justin.  I'm a popcorn addict.

I actually go to the movie about once a week primarily to get popcorn.  Hard to beat that nasty oil-butter that will probably kill me.

But at home, I eat popcorn almost every day.  I used to be a Pop Secret Homestyle (http://www.amazon.com/Pop-Secret-Popcorn-Homestyle-Packages/dp/B000EMQFZI) microwave guy.  This, IMO, is still the best microwaved popcorn.

However, because I sit all day for work and I'm married to a college professor in nutrition, I've made an effort to be a tad healthier.  (Homestyle and most microwave stuff that tastes halfway good is pretty bad in the nutrition department.)  I do have standards though!  I now use this presto air-popper (http://www.amazon.com/Presto-04820-PopLite-Popper-White/dp/B00006IUWA) (just like when I was a kid!) which makes very nice popcorn if you have good kernels.  Finding good kernels has proven tricky for me... Orval Redenbocker at the grocery store is usually crap.  But some of the stuff on Amazon is hit or miss too.  (Suggestions?)  But worse case, they get a tad stale... nothing really really bad.  (I store them in an airtight container, and honestly eat them so fast that they don't sit there long anyway.) 

If you eat the popcorn right out of the popper, it's wonderfully healthy.  I actually don't mind it, but honestly salt and butter make the world go round.  I lightly dust the popcorn with this (http://www.amazon.com/Gold-Medal-Prod-Flavacol-Seasoning/dp/B004W8LT10/ref=sr_1_2?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1362628363&sr=1-2&keywords=popcorn+salts) or sometimes a tad of normal salt.  If my wife isn't looking, I melt about 3/4"-1" of a stick of real unsalted butter and drizzle.  Then I do my magical toss move in my big popcorn bowl to evenly coat.  If my wife IS looking, then I might lightly spray the popcorn with olive oil using my trusty oil sprayer (http://www.amazon.com/Misto-Gourmet-Sprayer-Brushed-Aluminum/dp/B00004SPZV).  It's good to add the oil or butter first, as to have something for the salt to stick to.  Else, it all falls to the bottom and it's toooo healthy.

Don't judge me.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 06 March 2013, 23:36:18
I can't stand popcorn, with the little flakes that get stuck in your gums... UGH.... why do you people torture yourselves with this devil's concoction.
^ +2
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: aggiejy on Wed, 06 March 2013, 23:43:16
Forces you to floss though!
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: lazerpointer on Thu, 07 March 2013, 00:03:47
Microwave popcorn, with lots of real melted butter and just a bit of sugar

Jebus Rice on a bicycle. What's the matter with you people!! Giving me these bad ideas! Lol.

The best popcorn is the cheeeeeezy kind. Lots and lots of cheeeeeeeeeeeezy yellow powder. OMG

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: JoeC on Thu, 07 March 2013, 03:28:00
There are so many flavor salts on the market now.  I really like spicy stuff, so I have had a jalapeno cheddar flavor before.  Another spicy flavor I have tried is the same as the Cheetos Flamin Hot... Yes, it's hot, but tastes like... well, nothing.  After sampling a lot of the 'flavors', it's easier to use them than to experiment in the spice cabinet.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 24 April 2014, 20:54:33
Am I the only one who thinks pickles are gross? :(

ABANDON THIS THREAD!

Remember the popcorn thread?

I do not, go bump it mang!

as girlshark wizbro commands
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Zeal on Thu, 24 April 2014, 20:56:27
Am I the only one who thinks pickles are gross? :(

ABANDON THIS THREAD!

Remember the popcorn thread?

I do not, go bump it mang!

as girlshark wizbro commands
#necrothursday
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 24 April 2014, 21:05:17
I like popcorn with extra butter and white Cheddar seasoning and krazy salt.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 24 April 2014, 21:06:31
Am I the only one who thinks pickles are gross? :(

ABANDON THIS THREAD!

Remember the popcorn thread?

I do not, go bump it mang!

as girlshark wizbro commands

Danke bro!

I love popcorn, all ways. Mostly with just tons of salt and butter.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 24 April 2014, 21:09:31
I used to make popcorn with chicken soup powder as a seasoning and I would then layer it with shredded cheddar cheese and give it a quick nuke in the microwave. just enough to soften the cheese but not make the popcorn soggy. Yes, its a little bit of work and a little unorthodox but its quite the treat! Oh!, and butter too of course!
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 24 April 2014, 21:18:50
When I lived in Colorado there was this Mexican guy who came by the apartments everyday with Mexican popsicles and tamarind popcorn balls on dowels.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Badwrench on Thu, 24 April 2014, 21:26:24
Chile Lime Tequila Popcorn.  From this recipe: http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/chile-lime-tequila-popcorn-recipe.html (http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/chile-lime-tequila-popcorn-recipe.html)

Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: dustinhxc on Thu, 24 April 2014, 22:01:57
Old school thread, nice. Kettle corn or movie theater with no butter and extra salt.  :p
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Zeal on Thu, 24 April 2014, 22:47:27
I used to make popcorn with chicken soup powder as a seasoning and I would then layer it with shredded cheddar cheese and give it a quick nuke in the microwave. just enough to soften the cheese but not make the popcorn soggy. Yes, its a little bit of work and a little unorthodox but its quite the treat! Oh!, and butter too of course!

Define "Quick nuke".

I once microwaved already popped popcorn and the outer skin of the popcorn (brown kernel stuff) started sparking... :eek:

Never again...
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 24 April 2014, 23:07:23
I used to make popcorn with chicken soup powder as a seasoning and I would then layer it with shredded cheddar cheese and give it a quick nuke in the microwave. just enough to soften the cheese but not make the popcorn soggy. Yes, its a little bit of work and a little unorthodox but its quite the treat! Oh!, and butter too of course!

Define "Quick nuke".

I once microwaved already popped popcorn and the outer skin of the popcorn (brown kernel stuff) started sparking... :eek:

Never again...
Well, its been ages, but if I remember correctly it was a series of quick nukes of about 10 seconds at a time. gotta give those starch puffs time to relax! they are starch right? :confused:
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Zeal on Thu, 24 April 2014, 23:55:39
I used to make popcorn with chicken soup powder as a seasoning and I would then layer it with shredded cheddar cheese and give it a quick nuke in the microwave. just enough to soften the cheese but not make the popcorn soggy. Yes, its a little bit of work and a little unorthodox but its quite the treat! Oh!, and butter too of course!

Define "Quick nuke".

I once microwaved already popped popcorn and the outer skin of the popcorn (brown kernel stuff) started sparking... :eek:

Never again...
Well, its been ages, but if I remember correctly it was a series of quick nukes of about 10 seconds at a time. gotta give those starch puffs time to relax! they are starch right? :confused:

Not quite...Corn is still a veggie, except it exploded :P
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 25 April 2014, 00:17:02
I used to make popcorn with chicken soup powder as a seasoning and I would then layer it with shredded cheddar cheese and give it a quick nuke in the microwave. just enough to soften the cheese but not make the popcorn soggy. Yes, its a little bit of work and a little unorthodox but its quite the treat! Oh!, and butter too of course!

Define "Quick nuke".

I once microwaved already popped popcorn and the outer skin of the popcorn (brown kernel stuff) started sparking... :eek:

Never again...
Well, its been ages, but if I remember correctly it was a series of quick nukes of about 10 seconds at a time. gotta give those starch puffs time to relax! they are starch right? :confused:

Not quite...Corn is still a veggie, except it exploded :P
Its a pretty cool food, popcorn. I mean, its a small bit of moisture within an otherwise dry kernel that heats to the point where the outer shell gives way and POP!! the starch within forms this white....thing.

 "starch granules do not explode, but expand into thin, jelly-like bubbles. Neighboring bubbles fuse together and solidify, forming a three-dimensional network much like a sink full of soapsuds. This is the white fluffy solid we eat".

What a great thing!
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Zeal on Fri, 25 April 2014, 00:34:50
I used to make popcorn with chicken soup powder as a seasoning and I would then layer it with shredded cheddar cheese and give it a quick nuke in the microwave. just enough to soften the cheese but not make the popcorn soggy. Yes, its a little bit of work and a little unorthodox but its quite the treat! Oh!, and butter too of course!

Define "Quick nuke".

I once microwaved already popped popcorn and the outer skin of the popcorn (brown kernel stuff) started sparking... :eek:

Never again...
Well, its been ages, but if I remember correctly it was a series of quick nukes of about 10 seconds at a time. gotta give those starch puffs time to relax! they are starch right? :confused:

Not quite...Corn is still a veggie, except it exploded :P
Its a pretty cool food, popcorn. I mean, its a small bit of moisture within an otherwise dry kernel that heats to the point where the outer shell gives way and POP!! the starch within forms this white....thing.

 "starch granules do not explode, but expand into thin, jelly-like bubbles. Neighboring bubbles fuse together and solidify, forming a three-dimensional network much like a sink full of soapsuds. This is the white fluffy solid we eat".

What a great thing!

Popcorn science... :eek:

So what what determines the shape of the kernels? :p
Why are some just round, with tiny specs of brown dots, while others turn into a 3D "club"?
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 25 April 2014, 03:46:07
Who knows!! It's crazy!! Popcorn is just too crazy to think about!
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 25 April 2014, 03:48:14
Away from me.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 25 April 2014, 03:49:12

Away from me.

Come closer to me, babe
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 25 April 2014, 03:52:06

Away from me.

Come closer to me, babe
As long as the popcorn stays away from me, I'll come as close as you want.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: JaccoW on Fri, 25 April 2014, 06:57:12
I like my popcorn airsealed. In the trash on its way to a chemical treatment plant....

I really don't like the stuff.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 25 April 2014, 07:14:45
hot, salted, and buttered

on a *very* rare occasion I might add a light bit of soy sauce or Parmesan cheese.

Alton Brown did an episode of "Good Eats" on popcorn that is very amusing and informative.
Title: Re: How do you like your popcorn?
Post by: mauri on Fri, 25 April 2014, 07:40:32
Love me some jalapeno powder in my popcorn.