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Title: Typist in the lab...
Post by: JohnnyBoy on Mon, 28 April 2008, 17:08:05
Does anybody have any ideas for what on earth the sensors on this woman's body are supposed to be measuring? (The funnier, the better...)
(http://www.accesskb.demon.co.uk/images/ergo1.jpg)
Title: Typist in the lab...
Post by: jemkeys on Mon, 28 April 2008, 17:35:26
Cherry was so in love with their new design that they had test subjects wear heart monitors to measure the subject's sexual attraction to the board.
Title: Typist in the lab...
Post by: xsphat on Mon, 28 April 2008, 18:19:18
"Scientists have found a way to allow the recently dead to be reinserted into the workplace via electrodes."
Title: Typist in the lab...
Post by: ashort on Mon, 28 April 2008, 21:41:26
It's the ultimate productivity and stop smoking system.  Work while you wear a "patch" and self-administer nicotine on demand, "Ctrl-N", of course.  Sorry, you'll have to use the mouse if you want to open a new window.
Title: Typist in the lab...
Post by: xsphat on Mon, 28 April 2008, 22:15:17
It's like an electric dog collar for your wife!
Title: Typist in the lab...
Post by: IBI on Tue, 29 April 2008, 09:27:27
"The bionic woman has been hired to stress test cherry's new keyboard."
Title: Typist in the lab...
Post by: djones on Tue, 29 April 2008, 10:02:01
The ones on her arms could be used to measure activity in her median and radial nerve...
Title: Typist in the lab...
Post by: victheslik on Tue, 29 April 2008, 16:07:49
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