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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: CommunistWitchDr on Thu, 13 June 2013, 09:54:33
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I'll impersonate another forum member. Then you guess who it is and do your own impersonation. And so on.
Of course these are going to be over the top and will often involve mockery. If you don't want to be made fun of you can tell me to put your name in the "I hate fun, and also puppies" box.
Nobody yet
Now that that's out of the way, let's begin.
"I see you're interested in the filco, but I'd recommend you direct wire a keyboard custom made for your hand.
Getting the parts is expensive and difficult, but you'd probably blow it all on novelty caps anyway. Start off strong by having plates custom cut and connecting cherry switches with diodes and wire.
It's the by far most ergonmic method and really the only thing that makes any sense at all. Things like cases are only useless flair.
ALL other methods are flawed. You can get a flawed board, or custom make a keyboard fit to your hand from scratch."
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TP4Tissue?
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TP4Tissue?
Dingdingding. Now it's your turn.
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Here here, let me try. Ahem:
"This"
"GLWS"
OK OK, lemmie do another:
"[attachimg=1]"
One more because this is fun:
"i can help you out man. i'll ship it out to you free of charge first chance i get."
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Me?
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Here here, let me try. Ahem:
"This"
"GLWS"
OK OK, lemmie do another:
" (Attachment Link) "
One more because this is fun:
"i can help you out man. i'll ship it out to you free of charge first chance i get."
Dunno why but I think JD?
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Nope and nope. Three different GH members there if I wasn't clear.
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"GLWS" = smallfry
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"GLWS" = smallfry
Is it just me, or is smallfry sometimes bashing the seller or the item with a veiled comment, then curtails that with GLWS... he may indeed have some deviance in him :D
Or maybe I'm too often looking--- for the dark side.
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"GLWS" = smallfry
Winner winner chicken dinner.
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"GLWS" = smallfry
Winner winner chicken dinner.
what makes a dinner a chicken dinner..
how much chicken has to be in there..
and would eggs count....
this universe baffles me...
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"GLWS" = smallfry
Winner winner chicken dinner.
what makes a dinner a chicken dinner..
how much chicken has to be in there..
and would eggs count....
this universe baffles me...
don't think it can be considered a chicken until it's breathing ::)
"i can help you out man. i'll ship it out to you free of charge first chance i get."
moose or bunny they are both very charitable!!
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It was bunny, but you're right it could've been either except bunny never capitalizes his sentences.
The middle one was MM... err I mean Bro Caps, aka Captain sarcasti.gif, an endearing tribute.
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#1 - "Neue GeekHack"
#2 - "I'm not blowing anyone off."
#3 - "I no longer use this account"
#4 - "I'm talking about the words **** and *****"
The first 3 are way too easy for the veterans here... The fourth one is the hard one.
*Bypass swear filter
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Let's see, not an old timer, but I'll give it a shot:
#1 - Ripster. Don't forget Geekwhack and his other pejoratives for the site.
#2 - Sounds like TheProfosist in his clusterf*ck of a thread for the Phantom building.
#3 - Sounds like MagicMeatBall/MMB/Bro Caps
#4 - No clue, but sounds like some of the more aggressive/trollish members like tp4tissue. Pretty sure I'm wrong here.
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You are correct on the first 3.
#4 was Reaper actually, AND I WAS JUST GIVEN AN INFRACTION FOR POSTING A QUOTE FROM HIM! WTF?!...
That's not cool Tsangan, and it's uncalled for.
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"bump"
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This looks like a total bashing thread. :(
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You are correct on the first 3.
#4 was Reaper actually, AND I WAS JUST GIVEN AN INFRACTION FOR POSTING A QUOTE FROM HIM! WTF?!...
That's not cool Tsangan, and it's uncalled for.
then stop sucking ripster's ****.
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This looks like a total bashing thread. :(
I consider it my fan club thread.... :D
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You are correct on the first 3.
#4 was Reaper actually, AND I WAS JUST GIVEN AN INFRACTION FOR POSTING A QUOTE FROM HIM! WTF?!...
That's not cool Tsangan, and it's uncalled for.
then stop sucking ripster's ****.
woah... chill out....
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This looks like a total bashing thread. :(
We can say positive things too. Most things will be bashy since that's most memorable, but I'd like to see some good complimentary impersonations too.
My first post was ragging on tp, but I love the dudes posts.
I don't want this to get mean, just friendly insults. Don't try to tell me yop never jest with your friends. If it devolves to the point where it's just like ""I'm a frikkin idiot who is dumb" who am I guys???" I'll just lock it.
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Alrighty, let me try then...
"I'm a frikkin idiot who is dumb"
Who's that?! :))
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Alrighty, let me try then...
"I'm a frikkin idiot who is dumb"
Who's that?! :))
generally the idea is that you impersonate someone else, not yourself
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Alrighty, let me try then...
"I'm a frikkin idiot who is dumb"
Who's that?! :))
generally the idea is that you impersonate someone else, not yourself
woah...... dude.. you're really angry tonight... that's straight up disrespectin'''
you can get capped in the hood for talkin that..
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Heh, I was making a joke if you didn't see. Oh well. On another note, let's see if I can think of an actual one...
"*posts amazing picture*
This is one of my crappier shots of my Dolch Pac with a watch on top of the board. I've also modded the keyboard to be USB via a guide on Reddit."
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Alrighty, let me try then...
"I'm a frikkin idiot who is dumb"
Who's that?! :))
generally the idea is that you impersonate someone else, not yourself
woah...... dude.. you're really angry tonight... that's straight up disrespectin'''
you can get capped in the hood for talkin that..
why don't you come to west oakland and test that theory, hood expert
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why don't you come to west oakland and test that theory, hood expert
Let's analyze this statement for a few paragraphs. Your implication seems to be that tp has not in fact spent much time in "the hood". But whether or not that is true is irrelevant! His reaction to your post is valid regardless and contains a statement which we can subject to analysis. If I grew up in "the hood" (I didn't) long enough to "cap" someone (I never have), what does that have to do with West Oakland (lovely city though I'm sure it is, during the daytime at least).
The exact definition of free market has been disputed and made complex by collectivist political philosophers and socialist economic ideas. This contention arose from the divergence of classical economists such as Adam Smith, David Ricardo, and Thomas Malthus from the continental economic science developed primarily by the Spanish scholastic and French classical economists, including Richard Cantillon, Anne-Robert-Jacques Turgot, Jean-Baptiste Say and Frédéric Bastiat. To illustrate the ambiguity, Smith discarded subjective value theory and contended that an unregulated market was prone to the rise of monopolies and was therefore not "free" in this sense. In modern economics, this split is still present both in scientific methodology and political philosophy. Neoclassical Keynesian, monetarist and Chicago school economists employ logical positivism and promote the socialisation of money, price fixed interest rates, market regulation, as well as public spending programs in order to "free" people from the inherent inequalities of laissez-faire economies.
While tp's posts are usually grating and contrarian, his point stands in my view. In sum, anybody wanna buy a mousepad?
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Laying down the smack!
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why don't you come to west oakland and test that theory, hood expert
Let's analyze this statement for a few paragraphs. Your implication seems to be that tp has not in fact spent much time in "the hood". But whether or not that is true is irrelevant! His reaction to your post is valid regardless and contains a statement which we can subject to analysis. If I grew up in "the hood" (I didn't) long enough to "cap" someone (I never have), what does that have to do with West Oakland (lovely city though I'm sure it is, during the daytime at least).
The exact definition of free market has been disputed and made complex by collectivist political philosophers and socialist economic ideas. This contention arose from the divergence of classical economists such as Adam Smith, David Ricardo, and Thomas Malthus from the continental economic science developed primarily by the Spanish scholastic and French classical economists, including Richard Cantillon, Anne-Robert-Jacques Turgot, Jean-Baptiste Say and Frédéric Bastiat. To illustrate the ambiguity, Smith discarded subjective value theory and contended that an unregulated market was prone to the rise of monopolies and was therefore not "free" in this sense. In modern economics, this split is still present both in scientific methodology and political philosophy. Neoclassical Keynesian, monetarist and Chicago school economists employ logical positivism and promote the socialisation of money, price fixed interest rates, market regulation, as well as public spending programs in order to "free" people from the inherent inequalities of laissez-faire economies.
While tp's posts are usually grating and contrarian, his point stands in my view. In sum, anybody wanna buy a mousepad?
needs more voluntaryism and references to anarcho capitalism :P
"i wish i had cool keyboards like you guys... i am keyboardless"
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Tsangan. Easy peasy. :)
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i figured the last 3 words would give it away haha
"hey guys i know everything there is to know about cherry AND electronic music... but I used to be cleaner"
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needs more voluntaryism and references to anarcho capitalism :P
Good guess, but no.
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Hm, stumped me for a second until I read "cleaner"
Lysol.
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needs more voluntaryism and references to anarcho capitalism :P
Good guess, but no.
Aw dang, is it Malphas?
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Tsangan. Easy peasy. :)
oh crap, my guesses were tinlong and sth.
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I'll give you one hint, everything rustles me. Especially the word "rustle". Actually most of you guys won't get it but I'll let my Dong Squad answer it.
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^-^
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I'll give you one hint, everything rustles me. Especially the word "rustle". Actually most of you guys won't get it but I'll let my Dong Squad answer it.
I'll iron your jammies out TJ :P
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"bump"
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Here's one:
"WINDOWS 98 WITH IE6 IS THE BEST THING EVER"
I think that's too obvious...
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NO, WINDOWS 3.1 WITH MSIE5 IS THE BEST THING EVER!
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+1