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Title: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:36:29: We were all noobs once, some worse than others. That doesn't make it less fun to joke about.

Hey geekhack I just want to know what is the best keyboard and money doesn't matter because my dad doesn't know I have his credit card its a topper right
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Post by: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:37:27: Which MX switch is closest in feel to Topre 55g?
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Post by: foxer on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:37:42: I don't need to try... :D
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Post by: Photekq on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:37:47: What's the best switch? (ignore my signature)
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Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:38:07: Can this case fit a gh60 or a poker?

what's the difference between a filco with blues and a QFR with reds?
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Post by: Halverson on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:38:55: What cherry switch is in an IBM BS keyboard?
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Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:40:25: How hot is that halverson chick? I think she's hitting on me.
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Post by: SmallFry on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:42:35: Dolch KMAC Bugatti Veyron ultra thick PBT MEGA!
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Post by: keymaster on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:42:50: it would be cool if someone made a skeletor keycap

(was actually one of my first posts)
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Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:43:21: Quote from: tjcaustin on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:40:25
How hot is that halverson chick? I think she's hitting on me.

Meow ;)
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Post by: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:45:47: Hey, I'm in a hurry, so I can't really bother to read the OP, can I open these switches without desoldering anything?

Is Topre better than MX? It's more expensive, so it must be, right?

I heard Topre is the best, but you can't game on it.

I want to desolder some switches, I need a Hakko, right?
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Post by: ekw808 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:45:49: How much is my cc worth? I just got it from a recent sale but I need money.
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Post by: thegunner100 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:46:07: What's TKL?
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Post by: hashbaz on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:46:30: Will these keys work on my Filco Majestouch-2 Ninja with Cherrry MX blues?
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Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:46:40: hey what keyboard will make you guys think im cool i want to make sure people think im cool online
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Post by: keymaster on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:49:18: Quote from: ekw808 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:45:49
How much is my cc worth? I just got it from a recent sale but I need money.

lol'd but this is more of a GH veteran, Scumbag Steve
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Post by: hashbaz on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:49:58: How much faster will I type on MX blues vs. MX browns? I heard blues are best for typing.
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Post by: i3oilermaker on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:52:40: What's TKL?
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Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:53:43: Who or what is OP?

I turned my mx switches into super smooth toprah switches by adding petroleum jelly in all my switches and the best part, now my hands are soft and everything is really quiet!

Also if I spill coke on my keyboard again it helps them be waterproof.

And don't even try to argue with me because I know I'm right.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: ekw808 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:55:00: Posting before reading =D
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Post by: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:58:13: I'd like to go mechanical, but I really can't see myself spending anything over $30. Please help me find the perfect keyboard to fit my life!!!

P.S. I have a saitek eclipse iii that I love but it would be nice if the letters didn't wear off.
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Post by: Tym on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:59:30: Whats a keyboard?
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Post by: hashbaz on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:02:06: There's this ripster guy that hangs out on reddit that seems to know a ton about keyboards. Wonder why he doesn't post here.
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Post by: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:03:46: hahaha lololol +1 - your opinion is valid/invalid

(gotta get into classifieds)
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Post by: Trent on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:04:51: What is a unicomp?
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Post by: Halverson on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:05:56: I'm new. I want a fullsize board, aluminum case, wireless and full LEDs. My budget is $50.

I hear Korean gold springs are the best. Especially in vintage black switches lubed with an oil mixed with a grease.
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Post by: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:11:03: I've heard blue switches are for not gaming, and red switches are for gaming.
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Post by: jwaz on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:14:38: New Member/ Keyboard Subforum: I can't seem to find the classifieds so does anyone want to buy my Das Ultimate Black Widow G15?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:17:03: Topre don't even provide polling rate adjustment. That will probably hurt your APM.
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Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:20:29: :)
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Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:20:56: :)
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Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:21:20: :) +1
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Post by: davkol on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:22:33: I need a purple backlit keyboard with wrist rest, USB hub and LCD display*. Doesn't matter whether membrane, or mechanical.

* yes, LCD display... and LED diodes
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: jwaz on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:26:51: What is that colored skull key and where do I get one?
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Post by: BunnyLake on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:29:59: black widow ULTIMATE bro
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Post by: Badwrench on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:31:10: I am currently at 300 APM in SC2, would new keycaps on my Black Widow Ultimate get me another 50?
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Post by: BunnyLake on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:31:52: Quote from: Badwrench on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:31:10
I am currently at 300 APM in SC2, would new keycaps on my Black Widow Ultimate get me another 50?

what is apm and where do i buy them
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:38:42: I gotta make 60 posts in one day so I can sell this skull cap I bought. I hear they sell for a lot of money.
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Post by: daerid on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:39:25: Hey guys I was wondering if you had any thoughts about the Razer Black Widow Ultimate as I heard it's the best and Razer makes the greatest gaming gear!!!!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:46:36: split keyboards are for sissies, get a wrist rest you baby lol

#yolo
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:50:29: Quote from: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:46:36
split keyboards are for sissies, get a wrist rest you baby lol

#yolo

noobs don't even know about slit keyboards
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: hashbaz on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:56:39: I've only been around a week, but this tp4tissue guy seems to troll every thread. <== Actual noob reaction to tp
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Post by: Tym on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:03:52: Quote from: hashbaz on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:56:39
I've only been around a week, but this tp4tissue guy seems to troll every thread. <== Actual noob reaction to tp
My reaction to tp :(
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: kmiller8 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:05:06: Hey, I just read that OCN guide about mechanical switches, and now I'm a keyboard expert like you guys.
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Post by: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:05:47: Came here from reddit...

You guys should check out reddit!
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Post by: Halverson on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:06:37: What's a ps/2? Does my MacBook have that connector?
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Post by: kmiller8 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:07:07: What keyboard should I buy?
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Post by: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:07:14: What's reddit?
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Post by: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:07:35: Is this GB still open? How can I place an order?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:07:48: Quote from: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:05:47
Came here from reddit...

You guys should check out reddit!

Have you seen my shoes before? I have a nice pair of New Balances
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: kmiller8 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:08:31: What keyboard should I buy?
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Post by: absyrd on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:09:58: How do I type?
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Post by: kmiller8 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:11:06: Hey everyone, look at my new QFR with Browns, it's practically a Filco!
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Post by: absyrd on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:13:52: Quote from: kmiller8 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:11:06
Hey everyone, look at my new QFR with Browns, it's practically a Filco!

That is actually a "pretend to be a pro" comment, too.
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Post by: Trent on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:27:43: I want a reuters board from China and bought something from a group buy, how many days will it take for them to arrive?

>>implying that these things can happen in a days time
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Soarer on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:35:01: Quote from: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:05:47
Came here from reddit...

You guys should check out reddit!

Came here from OCN...

... just to tell you that you're all wrong.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:37:08: Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:13:52
Quote from: kmiller8 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:11:06
Hey everyone, look at my new QFR with Browns, it's practically a Filco!

That is actually a "pretend to be a pro" comment, too.

Almost right. That would actually go into the "pretend to be someone who pretends to be a pro" thread. :P
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Trent on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:39:53: Quote from: Soarer on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:35:01
Quote from: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:05:47
Came here from reddit...

You guys should check out reddit!

Came here from OCN...

... just to tell you that you're all wrong.

This x 1,000,000
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Glod on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:40:51: does topre support ps/2 and n-key rollover? i really need it. It must not be a good keyboard if it doesn't have ps/2
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Post by: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:42:23: Quote from: Glod on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:40:51
does topre support ps/2 and n-key rollover? i really need it. It must not be a good keyboard if it doesn't have ps/2

Does your custom keyboard support NKRO over PS/2? Does it have full backlighting and 1000Hz polling? Oh, then I guess your new custom design sucks.
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Post by: Glod on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:43:16: yeah it has to have the 1000Hz polling, that is a must

hahahahahha
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Post by: vun on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:44:28: Quote from: Glod on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:40:51
does topre support ps/2 and n-key rollover? i really need it. It must not be a good keyboard if it doesn't have ps/2

This should go in the impersonations thread because that is pretty much a third of everything TotalChaos has said. The other two thirds being complaints about keyboard companies still being in the stone age because they don't make keyboards that fit his exact needs along with making sure everyone knows that his hands hurt when typing.
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Post by: reverkiller on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:45:53: I really need a backlit keyboard. For under $50.
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Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:46:21: I THINK MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN THE LITTLE LETTERS STOPPED WORKING
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Post by: Glod on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:48:57: Quote from: vun on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:44:28
Quote from: Glod on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:40:51
does topre support ps/2 and n-key rollover? i really need it. It must not be a good keyboard if it doesn't have ps/2

This should go in the impersonations thread because that is pretty much a third of everything TotalChaos has said. The other two thirds being complaints about keyboard companies still being in the stone age because they don't make keyboards that fit his exact needs along with making sure everyone knows that his hands hurt when typing.

oh this wasn't also an impersonation thread? oh man i feel like a bad person a little bit but lol
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: VesperSAINT on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:49:00: Hey guys I just got this on sale for $80! Did I do good? It's got these sick-ass macro keys and pulse lighting logo with digital font. It's designed for pro-gamers.

(http://imagescdn.tweaktown.com/content/4/3/4380_5_razer_blackwidow_ultimate_stealth_edition_keyboard_review_full.jpg)
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Post by: domoaligato on Fri, 14 June 2013, 19:04:15: Does logitech make good keyboards?
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Post by: linziyi on Fri, 14 June 2013, 19:10:26: I heard this is a troll thread.
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Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 14 June 2013, 19:11:30: [WTT] CC's
Hullo, I have some CC's I would like to trade for some others I really want.
I currently have HC White, Mint Gum blank escape MX, and a Hack Orange in Topre.

I am looking for a 1 to 1 trade for:
OG Tricolor
Jack 'O Lantern
Salute Skull
or Jucicle

plz PM me if you wanna trade :)
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Post by: kmiller8 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 19:25:11: Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 14 June 2013, 19:11:30
[WTT] CC's
Hullo, I have some CC's I would like to trade for some others I really want.
I currently have HC White, Mint Gum blank escape MX, and a Hack Orange in Topre.

I am looking for a 1 to 1 trade for:
OG Tricolor
Jack 'O Lantern
Salute Skull
or Jucicle

plz PM me if you wanna trade :)

would you happen to want a 3D, those are tri-color as well.
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Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 14 June 2013, 19:42:15: Quote from: kmiller8 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 19:25:11
Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 14 June 2013, 19:11:30
[WTT] CC's
Hullo, I have some CC's I would like to trade for some others I really want.
I currently have HC White, Mint Gum blank escape MX, and a Hack Orange in Topre.

I am looking for a 1 to 1 trade for:
OG Tricolor
Jack 'O Lantern
Salute Skull
or Jucicle

plz PM me if you wanna trade :)

would you happen to want a 3D, those are tri-color as well.

It says pretend kirkle.
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Post by: Hak Foo on Fri, 14 June 2013, 19:54:26: The screen in my Logitech G15 really makes it special!
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Post by: Sifo on Fri, 14 June 2013, 20:15:25: What shoes should I buy?
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Post by: kmiller8 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 20:16:39: Quote from: Sifo on Fri, 14 June 2013, 20:15:25
What shoes should I buy?

depends, what keyboard do you have?
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Post by: VesperSAINT on Fri, 14 June 2013, 20:20:14: Quote from: Sifo on Fri, 14 June 2013, 20:15:25
What shoes should I buy?

Clearly what I just bought. It's for pro-gamers. Don't you want to be a pro-gamer?! Have you not learned from Select?
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Post by: demik on Fri, 14 June 2013, 20:45:33: Quote from: hashbaz on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:46:30
Will these keys work on my Filco Majestouch-2 Ninja with Cherrry MX blues?

I KNEW IT
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Dubsgalore on Fri, 14 June 2013, 20:50:20: can i put mx switches into my current keyboard? it's one of those apple slim keyboard that came with my mac

also what is tkl?
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Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 14 June 2013, 20:51:18: Can someone recommend to me a good gaming keyboard? I mostly play Starcraft 2, but DOTA 2 also. I need a board with backlit and marco keys and probably media buttons. I will mostly use it only for gaming and internet and want to spend less than $50 if possible.
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Post by: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:03:04: I came here looking for a home for my plushie ;D
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Post by: demik on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:06:49: Quote from: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:03:04
I came here looking for a home for my plushie ;D

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9z42w4d1d1qbsj8vo1_400.gif)

that was wonderful haha
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Post by: Halverson on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:13:22: Who is milky??
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Post by: aesthetics1 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:15:43: Quote from: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:03:04
I came here looking for a home for my plushie ;D

Haha.

I'm new here. I just bought a HHKB. Here's a pic of me with it in my pocket. *duckface*
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Post by: Photoelectric on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:30:38: Will WASD keys fit on my Corsair keyboard?
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Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:32:52: Quote from: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:03:04
I came here looking for a home for my plushie ;D

$350 or bust!

Who wants my rare vintage one of a kind IBM with rubbers!
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Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:34:24: Quote from: ray4jc on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:32:52
Quote from: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:03:04
I came here looking for a home for my plushie ;D

$350 or bust!

Who wants my rare vintage one of a kind IBM with rubbers!

I'll trade you my rare 1 of 4 IBM with a crystal.

Or 250 blue alps
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Post by: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:38:23: Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:13:22
Who is milky??
Demik
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Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 14 June 2013, 22:05:05: Quote from: tjcaustin on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:34:24
Quote from: ray4jc on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:32:52
Quote from: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 21:03:04
I came here looking for a home for my plushie ;D

$350 or bust!

Who wants my rare vintage one of a kind IBM with rubbers!

I'll trade you my rare 1 of 4 IBM with a crystal.

Or 250 blue alps

But I really want the purple Alps, a.k.a. the Barney switches!
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Post by: Photoelectric on Fri, 14 June 2013, 22:07:34: I know MX Red is the best gaming switch, and I keep reading that MX Black might be better, but can I type on MX Blacks?
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Post by: demik on Fri, 14 June 2013, 22:31:17: only if you ask them nicely
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Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Fri, 14 June 2013, 22:48:32: I want to get new caps for my poker but I'm worried it might remove the function layer if I don't get a set with it printed on
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Photoelectric on Fri, 14 June 2013, 23:00:10: Those Filcos: why are they so expensive!!?111 Are they worth it???11!!

No LED modes, no macro keys.
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Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Fri, 14 June 2013, 23:01:54: Quote from: Photoelectric on Fri, 14 June 2013, 23:00:10
Those Filcos: why are they so expensive!!?111 Are they worth it???11!!
no the filco ping is really bad and makes them unuseable get a torpe I saw it on a thread
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 14 June 2013, 23:04:18: I need a keyboard with a bigger power supply so I can overclack it, because I type faster than your mom.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rowdy on Fri, 14 June 2013, 23:41:40: Where's a good place to get a BlackWidow 'cause they are so awesome :) ;) :D ;D :-* ^-^ :)) :cool: :p :blank:
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Post by: nubbinator on Fri, 14 June 2013, 23:46:12: Why are Topre keyboards so expensive? And why do we call them mechanical keyboards? Aren't they just basically a rubber dome keyboard?

Quote from: ekw808 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:45:49
How much is my cc worth? I just got it from a recent sale but I need money.

That one makes me rage so hard.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: hashbaz on Sat, 15 June 2013, 01:31:28: Should I buy a Filco or a Leopold?
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Post by: VesperSAINT on Sat, 15 June 2013, 01:44:40: Quote from: hashbaz on Sat, 15 June 2013, 01:31:28
Should I buy a Filco or a Leopold?

Razer because it has back lighting and macro keys.
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Post by: iri on Sat, 15 June 2013, 01:47:37: will i like topre if i like cherry greys?
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Post by: rowdy on Sat, 15 June 2013, 01:48:34: I want a fullsize 60% TKL keyboard with ABS keycaps that are doubleshot PBT.

It needs a PS/2 connector, and at least 2 USB ports.

Preferably a non-detachable cable that I can remove so I can transport it more easilier.

Oh and MX Topre switches.

Any suggestions?
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Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 15 June 2013, 01:50:13: Will an AT connector keyboard work in a PS2 plug? It fits, I just want to make sure.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Sat, 15 June 2013, 01:58:10: Quote from: rowdy on Sat, 15 June 2013, 01:48:34
I want a fullsize 60% TKL keyboard with ABS keycaps that are doubleshot PBT.

It needs a PS/2 connector, and at least 2 USB ports.

Preferably a non-detachable cable that I can remove so I can transport it more easilier.

Oh and MX Topre switches.

Any suggestions?

why do you want ps2 compatible, the ps3 has been out for years and ps4 is coming soon
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Post by: rowdy on Sat, 15 June 2013, 02:09:03: can I be a mod plz?
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Post by: Moosecraft on Sat, 15 June 2013, 02:54:49: All the pros use the Razer keyboard so it must be good
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Sifo on Sat, 15 June 2013, 03:22:03: Quote from: Moosecraft on Sat, 15 June 2013, 02:54:49
All the pros use the Razer keyboard so it must be good

Too bad you can't afford such a quality board
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Reomero on Sat, 15 June 2013, 03:45:51: Does the spacebar in this set fit my FC700R?

:(
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Moosecraft on Sat, 15 June 2013, 05:02:31: Quote from: Sifo on Sat, 15 June 2013, 03:22:03
Quote from: Moosecraft on Sat, 15 June 2013, 02:54:49
All the pros use the Razer keyboard so it must be good

Too bad you can't afford such a quality board
I mean it even has macros and super cool font!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: MKULTRA on Sat, 15 June 2013, 09:38:29: Nothing wrong with noobs wanting to know more about keyboards...
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Post by: davkol on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:31:02: Why is this outdated keyboard with weird layout so overpriced?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: IvanIvanovich on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:33:44: I just bought some things in your groupbuy last week, and you still haven't sent it to me! Where is my stuff crook?!? Also, what does in production mean?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Photoelectric on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:39:02: Quote from: IvanIvanovich on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:33:44
I just bought some things in your groupbuy last week, and you still haven't sent it to me! Where is my stuff crook?!? Also, what does in production mean?

I know how you feel, I have sent 15 PMs to the OP and he never responds!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: mauri on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:40:11: circlejerk is strong with this thread
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: jdcarpe on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:49:13: Quote from: mauri on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:40:11
circlejerk is strong with this thread

Fail. That's not something a noob would say.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 15 June 2013, 11:15:56: Quote from: jdcarpe on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:49:13
Quote from: mauri on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:40:11
circlejerk is strong with this thread

Fail. That's not something a noob would say.

correct. only a long term user would realize that for example the topre crowd is a circle jerk crowd who more often
than carry out their inane worship based on the fact that they've just spent some money and must justify to themselves that it was worth spending.

This is where we see the bulk of topre worship and fanboism
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: AKIMbO on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:16:56: Where can I find doubleshots for my topre board?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: keymaster on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:28:07: lol I can't imagine owning more than one board lol
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:32:22: Quote from: keymaster on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:28:07
lol I can't imagine owning more than one board lol
Bingo!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:36:09: Is there a KMAC store I can buy a board from?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Moosecraft on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:37:52: Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:36:09
Is there a KMAC store I can buy a board from?
Technically KBDmod.com but I'm not really sure how their site works with international shipping etc.

EDIT: Forgot which thread this was lol....
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:44:28: What does GB mean? Or WTS, WTT, WTB? Or OP? TKL? What's a winkey? Who's ripster? What's so great about Korean boards? Do "O" rings make a difference? My keyboard is loud, how can I make it quiet? I'm only goi g to buy what I need.

WHERE CAN I GET THOSE SPONGE BOB CAPS!!?!?!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: mauri on Sat, 15 June 2013, 14:57:48: Quote from: jdcarpe on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:49:13
Quote from: mauri on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:40:11
circlejerk is strong with this thread

Fail. That's not something a noob would say.

yet it is accurate, i whole inertia accidentally
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Halverson on Sat, 15 June 2013, 14:59:19: Where is the local church?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: kmiller8 on Sat, 15 June 2013, 15:10:14: Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:44:28
WHERE CAN I GET THOSE SPONGE BOB CAPS!!?!?!

breaking the meta here, I want one of those damn spongebob caps..
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: UniClown on Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:40:43: I think that the gold plated USB cables make like my connection faster no LAG!!1!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Sifo on Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:42:16: Quote from: UniClown on Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:40:43
I think that the gold plated USB cables make like my connection faster no LAG!!1!

#GOLD
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: UniClown on Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:45:34: Quote from: Sifo on Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:42:16
Quote from: UniClown on Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:40:43
I think that the gold plated USB cables make like my connection faster no LAG!!1!

#GOLD

#2CHAINZYOLOGOLD
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:29:27: are kmac switches better than topore and are there any keycaps for them because topper doesn't have keycaps
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Photoelectric on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:33:42: Topre is just rubber domes--it should accept any rubber dome keycaps.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: eyesmiles on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:35:38: Where can I buy ergo clears?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Sifo on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:39:35: Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:29:27
are kmac switches better than topore and are there any keycaps for them because topper doesn't have keycaps

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=44816.0

this you?

Mmm.. I shouldn't be so mean.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:07:28: Quote from: Sifo on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:39:35
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:29:27
are kmac switches better than topore and are there any keycaps for them because topper doesn't have keycaps

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=44816.0

this you?

Mmm.. I shouldn't be so mean.

That's exactly what I was making fun of.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: PointyFox on Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:11:53: Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:36:29
We were all noobs once, some worse than others. That doesn't make it less fun to joke about.

Hey geekhack I just want to know what is the best keyboard and money doesn't matter because my dad doesn't know I have his credit card its a topper right

I was around before anyone had heard of "noob" and 98% of people didn't know what the "internet" was, so I guess I was never one :)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: The_Beast on Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:12:37: Quote from: PointyFox on Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:11:53
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:36:29
We were all noobs once, some worse than others. That doesn't make it less fun to joke about.

Hey geekhack I just want to know what is the best keyboard and money doesn't matter because my dad doesn't know I have his credit card its a topper right

I was around before anyone had heard of "noob" or "internet", so I guess I was never one :)

There was a time before the internet?

Tell me about this strange and wonderful time!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: PointyFox on Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:16:25: Quote from: The_Beast on Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:12:37
Quote from: PointyFox on Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:11:53
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:36:29
We were all noobs once, some worse than others. That doesn't make it less fun to joke about.

Hey geekhack I just want to know what is the best keyboard and money doesn't matter because my dad doesn't know I have his credit card its a topper right

I was around before anyone had heard of "noob" or "internet", so I guess I was never one :)

There was a time before the internet?

Tell me about this strange and wonderful time!

Kids were respectful, people did meaningful things, the average IQ was 50 points higher, and there was one correct way to speak and write English.

Having the ability to view and say whatever they want has turned kids into nasty pansexual morons whom value virtual things more than real things, spend all their free time giggling at "epic failz" and "cna i has cheezburger", and insulting each other.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: davkol on Sun, 16 June 2013, 02:21:09: Can you post some pictures of that RAPIDFIRE keyboard? I've never seen it.

No, it isn't sarcasm.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Moosecraft on Sun, 16 June 2013, 02:47:04: Is the QFR really the same as a Filco?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Sifo on Sun, 16 June 2013, 02:55:14: Dude the QFR is practically a Filco!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Moosecraft on Sun, 16 June 2013, 03:19:21: Quote from: Sifo on Sun, 16 June 2013, 02:55:14
Dude the QFR is practically a Filco!
I always think of the close enough meme when people start comparing QFR's and Filco's. It's almost there but not exactly the same :)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 16 June 2013, 03:52:15: Quote from: Moosecraft on Sun, 16 June 2013, 02:47:04
Is the QFR really the same as a Filco?

If anything the QFR is a bit better because it has a red plate and those cool sporty logo's that let people know you are a srs gamer.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: llovro on Sun, 16 June 2013, 12:04:06: Hey guys. I need help finding best pro gaming mechanical keyboard. I want it to be full size, have LEDs and macros. My budget is 80$.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Glod on Sun, 16 June 2013, 17:39:48: I put wasd o-rings on my realforce key caps and they didn't work.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Photoelectric on Sun, 16 June 2013, 18:11:12: Corsair makes the best mechanical keyboards because aluminum. Also LEDs. Also Corsair. (Have I mentioned I have Corsair in my whole Rig--even my i7 3770K has Corsair branding on it that I paid $200 for someone to laser-etch!)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Turkishrambo on Sun, 16 June 2013, 18:33:17: Just got my first mech!

>>insert picture of DAS keyboard<<
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Sun, 16 June 2013, 19:03:40: Quote from: Turkishrambo on Sun, 16 June 2013, 18:33:17
Just got my first mech!

>>insert picture of DAS keyboard<<

Ar if your asian made keyboard can compete with the made in germany (das is for the in german for you idoits who don't know) das keyboard
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Glod on Sun, 16 June 2013, 21:32:59: how can you type on the ErgoDox? it doesn't look good.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Sun, 16 June 2013, 23:46:41: Quote from: Glod on Sun, 16 June 2013, 21:32:59
how can you type on the ErgoDox? it doesn't look good.

It's hard enough to look for the keys on one board, now I have to look through two boards for every letter? Is it just more ergonomic since it slows you down?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Binge on Mon, 17 June 2013, 00:04:29: Why would people buy old keyboards? Mine only last for a year, these have got to be COMPLETELY worn out and non-functional.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: demik on Mon, 17 June 2013, 00:22:12: ITT: We act holier than thou
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Photoelectric on Mon, 17 June 2013, 01:07:59: Hi, I'm new here! Long time reader first time poster. I don't actually have a mechanical keyboard yet, but I've been thinking of buying one.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 17 June 2013, 01:29:55: Why do you need more than one mechanical keyboard?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: calavera on Mon, 17 June 2013, 01:50:38: Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 17 June 2013, 01:29:55
Why do you need more than one mechanical keyboard?

That's very deep and philosophical.. *looks at rowdy's sig* oh wait...
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 17 June 2013, 01:53:23: Keyboard Zen: What is the sound of someone typing on a silent mechanical keyboard in a forest with no-one around to here?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: iri on Mon, 17 June 2013, 03:01:29: oh, but i've heard that mechanical keyboards are all loud
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: MKULTRA on Mon, 17 June 2013, 04:20:51: Seriously though, what is the point of making fun of new members of the community... They help keep it alive. Everyone was a noob once.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Sifo on Mon, 17 June 2013, 04:26:13: It's fun to circlejerk sometimes.

Absolutely essential for any community.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: AGmurdercore on Mon, 17 June 2013, 04:42:52: I know all about keyboards MX topre switches are the best i have seen on an IBM model M (approve)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 17 June 2013, 05:46:46: Need to be able to laugh at yourself :)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 June 2013, 06:27:20: Quote from: Sifo on Mon, 17 June 2013, 04:26:13
It's fun to circlejerk sometimes.

Absolutely essential for any community.

is that what's going on at those "meet-ups"... oh god.... :'(
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 17 June 2013, 06:37:40: So where can I buy a topre mouse, I think that would be much better than one I have.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Mon, 17 June 2013, 06:56:56: Quote from: MKULTRA on Mon, 17 June 2013, 04:20:51
Seriously though, what is the point of making fun of new members of the community... They help keep it alive. Everyone was a noob once.
It's good fun and shouldn't hurt nothin. The fact we were all noobs once just makes it all the more relatable. I remember my days of searching to find out what the best switch was (as if those guides meant anything at all) and when I couldn't fathom why someone wouldn't want the numpad.

That being said,

Is it ok that I like mx blues for gaming? I heard they're a typing switch but I like gaming on them better than on my blacks. Is that fine or should I stop?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: UniClown on Mon, 17 June 2013, 10:27:08: Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Mon, 17 June 2013, 06:56:56
Is it ok that I like mx blues for gaming? I heard they're a typing switch but I like gaming on them better than on my blacks. Is that fine or should I stop?

You are defective! Bring him to the infirmary!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: funkymeeba on Mon, 17 June 2013, 12:14:14: PING!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Photoelectric on Mon, 17 June 2013, 12:23:53: Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 17 June 2013, 05:46:46
Need to be able to laugh at yourself :)

This. I'm sure we've all posted absolutely noobish questions at least once (I know I have many times).
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Mon, 17 June 2013, 12:52:50: Do topray keyboards feel like my laptop because I like it
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58: http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13: Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:06:48: Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.

Yes...

Also, DAE WANNA BUY PLUSHEE? ONLY $1000
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:10:22: Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:06:48
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.

Yes...

Also, DAE WANNA BUY PLUSHEE? ONLY $1000

rarar we are posting what noobs would say, these aren't real posts, but just in case does the plushee have a crystal? ;)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:11:11: Quote from: ray4jc on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:10:22
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:06:48
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.

Yes...

Also, DAE WANNA BUY PLUSHEE? ONLY $1000

rarar we are posting what noobs would say, these aren't real posts, but just in case does the plushee have a crystal? ;)

yus plushee has 9 crystal, 2 for eyes, 7 for butthole
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Binge on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:29:50: mondolin crystals? I hear these are only 4 in the world and you have 7?! I would like to buy them all for my private keyboard island collection.

P.S. got my first mech QFR with browns. They aren't silent. Maybe B/S will be better? Hoping mandolin crystal is the best!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:30:07: Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:11:11
Quote from: ray4jc on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:10:22
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:06:48
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/)

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.

Yes...

Also, DAE WANNA BUY PLUSHEE? ONLY $1000

rarar we are posting what noobs would say, these aren't real posts, but just in case does the plushee have a crystal? ;)

yus plushee has 9 crystal, 2 for eyes, 7 for butthole

Now we know why you made it ???

But yes list that bad boy on ebay !

Or sell it to TP he needs crystals in his ergodox!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:32:51: Quote from: ray4jc on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:30:07
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:11:11
Quote from: ray4jc on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:10:22
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:06:48
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/)

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.

Yes...

Also, DAE WANNA BUY PLUSHEE? ONLY $1000

rarar we are posting what noobs would say, these aren't real posts, but just in case does the plushee have a crystal? ;)

yus plushee has 9 crystal, 2 for eyes, 7 for butthole

Now we know why you made it ???

But yes list that bad boy on ebay !

Or sell it to TP he needs crystals in his ergodox!
;)

anyways, I DID NOT make it for that purpose... 0_0 just to clarify...
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: eth0s on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:38:31: well, i need moar vespene gas.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CPTBadAss on Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:00:12: Hey, I asked a question 30 seconds ago. Why didn't anyone answer me yet?

*bump*
*bump*
*bump*
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:03:24: Quote from: CPTBadAss on Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:00:12
Hey, I asked a question 30 seconds ago. Why didn't anyone answer me yet?

*bump*
*bump*
*bump*

But I read in the OP of the OP it said bumping every 24 seconds right? Especially when I want to sell my stuff!!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:05:27: dear god this thread
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Dubsgalore on Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:18:44: so much irony :)) :))
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Binge on Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:57:59: ...and from the heavens ZEUS gave us the ergo-docks!

Anything else is not Greek pantheon approved, and since I'm Asian I only believe in Greek gods/myths as they explain ergonomics perfectly.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Sifo on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:12:33: Who is Kirkle?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: The_Beast on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:14:36: Quote from: Sifo on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:12:33
Who is Kirkle?

Does anyone truly know who kirkle is?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: snoopy on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:19:04: Why is everybody here talking about BS?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Sifo on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:22:20: Quote from: snoopy on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:19:04
Why is everybody here talking about BS?

It stands for "Best Switches"
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 19 June 2013, 16:38:50: Quote from: The_Beast on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:14:36
Quote from: Sifo on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:12:33
Who is Kirkle?

Does anyone truly know who kirkle is?

Isn't that the captain from the Keyship Ergodox?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: demik on Wed, 19 June 2013, 17:21:14: Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

keep your ripster blowing to a minimum
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 19 June 2013, 17:41:08: what is a ripster?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 19 June 2013, 17:49:20: Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 19 June 2013, 17:41:08
what is a ripster?

Ripster is still with us... We just don't know which one of us...
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: ping111 on Wed, 19 June 2013, 18:01:06: Quote from: funkymeeba on Mon, 17 June 2013, 12:14:14
PING!
Yes?

Noob: Will using a backlit keyboard make me type faster?

EDIT: I'm going to do that every time someone mentions ping in a way that doesn't make it blatantly obvious what they're talking about.

For example:
Quote
For some reason, there's so much ping on my A key.
There's enough of me to go around!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 19 June 2013, 18:01:56: Quote from: ping111 on Wed, 19 June 2013, 18:01:06
Quote from: funkymeeba on Mon, 17 June 2013, 12:14:14
PING!
Yes?

Noob: Will using a backlit keyboard make me type faster?

if you're a hunt n pecker, and you're in the dark... then Yes it will... :D

And since we can assume someone who'd ask that question must not be very proficient at keyboarding.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 21 June 2013, 17:51:33: guyz i just boht a nuw razur dethstacker and itz osome u shuod al bye 1
Title: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: ekw808 on Fri, 21 June 2013, 19:37:12: Never seen anyone post like that.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Thimplum on Sat, 22 June 2013, 09:26:21: I was exaggerating. That said, this site does show that it's a great keyboard: http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-keyboards-keypads/razer-deathstalker-ultimate
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 22 June 2013, 09:34:51: So I got that new ergodox everyone is raving about but it's so comfortable my hands fell asleep! ;)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: davkol on Sat, 22 June 2013, 14:24:37: I heard mechanical keyboards are loud, can you recommend me a silent keyboard?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: inteli722 on Sat, 22 June 2013, 14:43:23: (http://i.qkme.me/3uy832.jpg)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: iri on Sun, 23 June 2013, 07:58:27: *SUDDENLY lysol enters the thread answering all 1734 noob posts

combo breaker!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rao2100 on Mon, 01 July 2013, 10:20:52: Where is the any key?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43: Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons. Lamers.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:13:18: Quote from: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons. Lamers.

~~Is that a Logitech?~~ :confused:

I googled. It is, apparently, the one that can custom program LED colours! :eek:
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:21:24: Quote from: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:13:18
Quote from: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons. Lamers.

~~Is that a Logitech?~~ :confused:

I googled. It is, apparently, the one that can custom program LED colours! :eek:
I don't know why you buy a g19 when you could get a razer deathstalker ultimate.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:53:49: Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:21:24
Quote from: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:13:18
Quote from: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons. Lamers.

~~Is that a Logitech?~~ :confused:

I googled. It is, apparently, the one that can custom program LED colours! :eek:
I don't know why you buy a g19 when you could get a razer deathstalker ultimate.

Issint it the blackwidow? :eek:
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: MrexD on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:58:05: Quote from: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:53:49
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:21:24
Quote from: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:13:18
Quote from: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons. Lamers.

~~Is that a Logitech?~~ :confused:

I googled. It is, apparently, the one that can custom program LED colours! :eek:
I don't know why you buy a g19 when you could get a razer deathstalker ultimate.

Issint it the blackwidow? :eek:

The Blackwidow is the cheaper version. Not as good because it doesn't cost as much.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:59:05: Quote from: MrexD on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:58:05
Quote from: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:53:49
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:21:24
Quote from: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:13:18
Quote from: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons. Lamers.

~~Is that a Logitech?~~ :confused:

I googled. It is, apparently, the one that can custom program LED colours! :eek:
I don't know why you buy a g19 when you could get a razer deathstalker ultimate.

Issint it the blackwidow? :eek:

The Blackwidow is the cheaper version. Not as good because it doesn't cost as much.

My god. I have been lagging behind on the Razer keyboards!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rarar on Tue, 02 July 2013, 12:27:12: Hay guise I got this 00b3r r4r3 KLICK KLACK KEY KAP! I'm gonna sell it via PM and not tell you the prices other people are offering so I can get the most money!!! !^_^ that is ok, right?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: keymaster on Tue, 02 July 2013, 12:51:38: lol why does ur keyboard look ancient with those keycaps lol
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: snoopy on Tue, 02 July 2013, 12:54:08: Why u guys use old keyboards from 80s, when you could have new shiny black gaming boards on amazon?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: domoaligato on Tue, 02 July 2013, 13:03:54: Someone please help me. I am too lazy to use Google search to find the thread with the info I need.
Can you do it for me and post a link for me?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:33:36: Quote from: rao2100 on Mon, 01 July 2013, 10:20:52
Where is the any key?

http://a.m.taobao.com/dp14006367990.htm?sid=c2fa1c895ff7ea9c&picNum=4
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:35:30: You guys aren't pretending anymore. You're ~~plastic~~ noobs.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Tym on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:37:34: HueHueHue Ray :P
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:47:01: Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:35:30
You guys aren't pretending anymore. You're ~~plastic~~ boobs.

I thought this was the thread for helping noobs my bad. :P
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:48:18: Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:35:30
You guys aren't pretending anymore. You're ~~plastic~~ noobs.

Did you just call me a plastic? I'll slap you so hard...
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: VesperSAINT on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:02: Quote from: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:48:18
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:35:30
You guys aren't pretending anymore. You're ~~plastic~~ noobs.

Did you just call me a plastic? I'll slap you so hard...

:)) :)) :)) This comment made me loldongz.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:30: Quote from: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:48:18
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:35:30
You guys aren't pretending anymore. You're ~~plastic~~ noobs.

Did you just call me a plastic? I'll slap you so hard...

You think you're really pretty?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:53:32: Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:30
You think you're really pretty?

I know I'm pretty. Plus, I wear pink on Wednesdays.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:59:25: Quote from: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:53:32
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:30
You think you're really pretty?

I know I'm pretty. Plus, I wear pink on Wednesdays.

And purple the other days? ;)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 16:03:50: Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:59:25
Quote from: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:53:32
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:30
You think you're really pretty?

I know I'm pretty. Plus, I wear pink on Wednesdays.

And purple the other days? ;)

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Acetrak on Tue, 02 July 2013, 16:06:40: you go glen coco
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 02 July 2013, 16:10:14: Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 16:03:50
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:59:25
Quote from: CPTBadAss on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:53:32
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 02 July 2013, 15:51:30
You think you're really pretty?

I know I'm pretty. Plus, I wear pink on Wednesdays.

And purple the other days? ;)

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

ok :-[
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Thimplum on Wed, 03 July 2013, 10:31:11: Quote from: Sifo on Fri, 14 June 2013, 20:15:25
What shoes should I buy?

Ripster says Nike Air.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Lu_e on Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:05:04: lol not pretending but; earlier in twitch chat

fridgeraider92: Well, I have the blackwidow tournament, and gosh darn it is epic, plus very mobile, so if you have friends and play lans it's awesome
fridgeraider92: but it's a no flashy stuff keyboard
me: wat
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:07:07: Quote from: Lu_e on Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:05:04
lol not pretending but; earlier in twitch chat

fridgeraider92: Well, I have the blackwidow tournament, and gosh darn it is epic, plus very mobile, so if you have friends and play lans it's awesome
fridgeraider92: but it's a no flashy stuff keyboard
me: wat

Look at some of the logitech membrane boards with lcd screens and ****, BWU is minimal in comparison.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: oTurtlez on Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:09:40: Why would you ever want a kbt poker or kbc pure, you can't even use half of the keys a normal keyboard can.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Thimplum on Wed, 17 July 2013, 17:34:41: Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:07:07
Quote from: Lu_e on Wed, 17 July 2013, 13:05:04
lol not pretending but; earlier in twitch chat

fridgeraider92: Well, I have the blackwidow tournament, and gosh darn it is epic, plus very mobile, so if you have friends and play lans it's awesome
fridgeraider92: but it's a no flashy stuff keyboard
me: wat

Look at some of the logitech membrane boards with lcd screens and ****, BWU is minimal in comparison.

:p I never understood those. I've worked so hard NOT to look at my keyboard....
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Sifo on Sun, 21 July 2013, 20:46:21: Hah I bet I was the first to send in my 4grabs email.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sun, 21 July 2013, 21:44:54: Quote from: Sifo on Sun, 21 July 2013, 20:46:21
Hah I bet I was the first to send in my 4grabs email.

Whoa the grab bags from PS are for sale!?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Puddsy on Sun, 21 July 2013, 22:57:24: I just read most of this thread. The likeness to reddit is uncanny.

On topic: I need a board with MX clears or greens, and it has to be backlit, and if it costs over $80 my mom says I can't have it.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Sifo on Sun, 21 July 2013, 22:58:21: ITT: pretend to be CPTBadAss
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Puddsy on Sun, 21 July 2013, 23:06:46: I just remembered a good one

"You can't play games good on Topre because the polling rate of the spring is less that 1Hz, and the switch bumps so hard that you have to push down like animal to type on it at more than 1 wpm"

Saw that one on reddit a long time ago. It was a PM to me after I recommended an HHKB to a programmer with an infinite budget.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: esoomenona on Mon, 22 July 2013, 08:23:22: "I can't decide which weighting of Topre I want to try or which MX/Alps switches I should try..." - noobs on not realizing MY is thebestthebestthebestthebest
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: danielucf on Mon, 22 July 2013, 09:39:57: "When I get back from lunch at 12:45 PST I'm ordering one of every clack today, my collection is going to be so bost"
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 22 July 2013, 14:14:26: Am I too late for the Clack sale?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: VesperSAINT on Mon, 22 July 2013, 14:17:21: Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 22 July 2013, 14:14:26
Am I too late for the Clack sale?

THERE WAS A CLACK SALE?! But I thought it was at... NOON?! ... Where do I find this?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 22 July 2013, 15:19:41: Can JT make me an ALPS cable?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: iri on Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:48:57: WHAT ARE ALL THOSE CLACKS YOU ARE CONSTANTLY RAVING ABOUT
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: JPG on Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:54:03: What happens to my 1000hz polling rate if I use a PS/2 cable?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: esoomenona on Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:55:28: Quote from: JPG on Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:54:03
What happens to my 1000hz polling rate if I use a PS/2 cable?

They turn into NKRO.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:56:36: Quote from: JPG on Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:54:03
What happens to my 1000hz polling rate if I use a PS/2 cable?

It makes the keyboard go faster, but still not as fast as usb 3.0.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 24 July 2013, 15:58:42: So is it too early to PM clickclack to see where my invoice is from the recent sale?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: tormentor on Thu, 25 July 2013, 01:08:00: what is noob?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 30 July 2013, 10:58:08: Quote from: tormentor on Thu, 25 July 2013, 01:08:00
what is noob?

I think it's boon spelled backwards.

Or someobody put their keycaps on wrong again.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: rarar on Tue, 30 July 2013, 14:03:23: Quote from: TacticalStache on Sun, 21 July 2013, 23:06:46
I just remembered a good one

"You can't play games good on Topre because the polling rate of the spring is less that 1Hz, and the switch bumps so hard that you have to push down like animal to type on it at more than 1 wpm"

Saw that one on reddit a long time ago. It was a PM to me after I recommended an HHKB to a programmer with an infinite budget.
Dear god the uninformed HHKB hate, always a classic :)

On the other hand, the people who hate on the HHKB and have a good reason to, they often make good points :)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CalmB4tehPwn on Wed, 31 July 2013, 01:01:12: double post
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CalmB4tehPwn on Wed, 31 July 2013, 01:01:57: double post
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CalmB4tehPwn on Wed, 31 July 2013, 01:02:33: Edit: double post
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Turkishrambo on Wed, 31 July 2013, 10:17:37: I think they mean keyboard related stuff. That is just annoying... or you're just trying to get your post count up.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 31 July 2013, 10:51:58: Quote from: Turkishrambo on Wed, 31 July 2013, 10:17:37
or you're just trying to get your post count up.
Doesn't count to the post count in off topic anyways.

Unless of course you were pretending to be a noob that didn't know that :P.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 31 July 2013, 13:37:30: Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 31 July 2013, 10:51:58
Quote from: Turkishrambo on Wed, 31 July 2013, 10:17:37
or you're just trying to get your post count up.
Doesn't count to the post count in off topic anyways.

Unless of course you were pretending to be a noob that didn't know that :P.

I was about to inform him of that and then thought "nah, this is the noob thread, I can't actually help someone here". And then you helped him. What a noob.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: compgeke on Thu, 01 August 2013, 03:47:55: who cares what ur post count is im a pro kb collector and i know that ur stupid. i use a razr kb and it has lights, ur hhkb is gay bcuz it doesnt have lighs or specl keys. i also us a alienware labtop its faster then ur gay dell it dosnt evn run crysis i run crysis @ 40fps on max settings!!!11!!!!11one! u also need a razr mouse bcuz it has lghts and specl butns that do specl thnigs that urs dosnt. pls give me ur clack i need it 4 my razr and ur stupd. oh n i drive a 1995 honda hatchbck with 5000 wats of bass in teh back it snds awsme win drivng with my gf she think it sexy. it also has custem exhast that sound like a feraari nd make ur toita snd liek fart. also vist eee.website.com/stupidoffer/aq12344jljlkjsklfjalksdajf&1123je8uwHHDH73O87RAweulirhlAHRUHGAWfgegysdf it my gf website she has hot pix of her tits
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: CalmB4tehPwn on Thu, 01 August 2013, 04:06:36: I really would hope forum noobs would count.

and isn't the whole point of this thread to prove how annoying noobs are?

By your reaction, I feel as though I've succeeded.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: iri on Thu, 01 August 2013, 06:44:52: Quote from: compgeke on Thu, 01 August 2013, 03:47:55
who cares what ur post count is im a pro kb collector and i know that ur stupid. i use a razr kb and it has lights, ur hhkb is gay bcuz it doesnt have lighs or specl keys. i also us a alienware labtop its faster then ur gay dell it dosnt evn run crysis i run crysis @ 40fps on max settings!!!11!!!!11one! u also need a razr mouse bcuz it has lghts and specl butns that do specl thnigs that urs dosnt. pls give me ur clack i need it 4 my razr and ur stupd. oh n i drive a 1995 honda hatchbck with 5000 wats of bass in teh back it snds awsme win drivng with my gf she think it sexy. it also has custem exhast that sound like a feraari nd make ur toita snd liek fart. also vist eee.website.com/stupidoffer/aq12344jljlkjsklfjalksdajf&1123je8uwHHDH73O87RAweulirhlAHRUHGAWfgegysdf it my gf website she has hot pix of her tits
OSOM!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: keymaster on Thu, 01 August 2013, 08:09:08: lol but ur keyboard doesn't even have macro keys lol
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: audukent on Thu, 01 August 2013, 08:14:11: Quote from: keymaster on Thu, 01 August 2013, 08:09:08
lol but ur keyboard doesn't even have macro keys lol

lol ur macro keys don't even work on usb 3.0
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: jameslr on Thu, 01 August 2013, 09:57:25: long time lurker, first time poster - why are you all talking about keyboards? Isn't this a hacking forum? Ur all speaking in code because u don't want the feds to bust you rite? screw this i'm out...lates
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:55:54: noppoo vs choc mini
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: dustinhxc on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:57:32: Quote from: paicrai on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:55:54
noppoo vs choc mini

Never heard of them, are they MX switch?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Lastpilot on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:58:10: Quote from: dustinhxc on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:57:32
Quote from: paicrai on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:55:54
noppoo vs choc mini

Never heard of them, are they MX switch?
idk I'd rather have razer switches, its a keyboard company that makes its own switch duh why not
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: dustinhxc on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:59:51: Quote from: Lastpilot on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:58:10
Quote from: dustinhxc on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:57:32
Quote from: paicrai on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:55:54
noppoo vs choc mini

Never heard of them, are they MX switch?
idk I'd rather have razer switches, its a keyboard company that makes its own switch duh why not

Damn, I think you are on to something here. I need to get them because they're orange and by razer!!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 10 September 2014, 21:29:56: Hey guys.. I like rectangles..

N000000000000000000b(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/ahaaah-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862489)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Elrick on Wed, 10 September 2014, 21:55:20: Quote from: dustinhxc on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:59:51
Quote from: Lastpilot on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:58:10
Quote from: dustinhxc on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:57:32
Quote from: paicrai on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:55:54
noppoo vs choc mini

Never heard of them, are they MX switch?
idk I'd rather have razer switches, its a keyboard company that makes its own switch duh why not

Damn, I think you are on to something here. I need to get them because they're orange and by razer!!

We are in a midst of some serious intelligentsia here. Definitely buy a Razer keyboard for the increased respect you'll receive here on this community :p .
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 10 September 2014, 22:09:43: Quote from: Elrick on Wed, 10 September 2014, 21:55:20
Quote from: dustinhxc on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:59:51
Quote from: Lastpilot on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:58:10
Quote from: dustinhxc on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:57:32
Quote from: paicrai on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:55:54
noppoo vs choc mini

Never heard of them, are they MX switch?
idk I'd rather have razer switches, its a keyboard company that makes its own switch duh why not

Damn, I think you are on to something here. I need to get them because they're orange and by razer!!

We are in a midst of some serious intelligentsia here. Definitely buy a Razer keyboard for the increased respect you'll receive here on this community :p .

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/pretty-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862516)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: hwood34 on Wed, 10 September 2014, 22:12:26: Sure, your mechanical keyboards are kinda cool, but my logitech g19 has an LCD display
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 10 September 2014, 22:26:02: Quote from: hwood34 on Wed, 10 September 2014, 22:12:26
Sure, your mechanical keyboards are kinda cool, but my logitech g19 has an LCD display

aw yea.. laying it down like a pr0
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 10 September 2014, 23:21:49: Quote from: hwood34 on Wed, 10 September 2014, 22:12:26
Sure, your mechanical keyboards are kinda cool, but my logitech g19 has an LCD display

Well my Optimus Maximus has mechanical switches and LCDs.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Novus on Thu, 11 September 2014, 01:32:42: My logitech is so cool and ****.
It's got back-lighting and these switches are so amazin.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: demik on Thu, 11 September 2014, 11:08:53: THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE LEDS. EVERY KEYBOARD NEEDS LEDS. I CANT BE BOTHERED TO LEARN TO TOUCH TYPE SO I NEED LEDS.

LEDS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Lastpilot on Thu, 11 September 2014, 11:24:05: Don't forget we need more RGB LED's.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 11 September 2014, 11:27:35: does noppoo or choc mini have leds
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: katushkin on Fri, 12 September 2014, 09:31:33: Hey guys I'm looking for a ten keyless buckling spring backlit board with PBT doubleshot backlit compatible caps, but I only have $10 to spend. What can you reccomend me?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: irecresum on Fri, 12 September 2014, 11:18:03: I put my mom's pantyhose on my keyboard to keep the dust off. Does this make me weird?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 12 September 2014, 13:59:43: Quote from: irecresum on Fri, 12 September 2014, 11:18:03
I put my mom's pantyhose on my keyboard to keep the dust off. Does this make me weird?

Well it makes something: a lot of sense.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Novus on Fri, 12 September 2014, 15:00:56: Where is the search?
What is searching?

**** it,
Hey guys what's better cooler master, razer, corsair or logitech?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: demik on Fri, 12 September 2014, 17:11:23: Quote from: the1onewolf on Fri, 12 September 2014, 15:00:56
Where is the search?
What is searching?

**** it,
Hey guys what's better cooler master, razer, corsair or logitech?

cozerairtech
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 13 September 2014, 09:09:53: Quote from: demik on Fri, 12 September 2014, 17:11:23
Quote from: the1onewolf on Fri, 12 September 2014, 15:00:56
Where is the search?
What is searching?

**** it,
Hey guys what's better cooler master, razer, corsair or logitech?

cozerairtech
is either noppoo 84 or choc mini? if so which should i go for?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: taylordcraig on Sat, 13 September 2014, 10:40:41: Quote from: irecresum on Fri, 12 September 2014, 11:18:03
I put my mom's pantyhose on my keyboard to keep the dust off. Does this make me weird?

Use dryer sheets.

Quote from: katushkin on Fri, 12 September 2014, 09:31:33
Hey guys I'm looking for a ten keyless buckling spring backlit board with PBT doubleshot backlit compatible caps, but I only have $10 to spend. What can you reccomend me?

This one made me lol.

But honestly I touch type and like LEDs.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 13 September 2014, 10:43:26: I found this keyboard at a thrift store. Is it worth anything?

(http://www.copcol.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/casiosk5.jpg)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: demik on Sat, 13 September 2014, 10:44:12: It is if you can jam
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Rodgaroon on Mon, 27 July 2015, 09:31:51: Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 13 September 2014, 10:43:26
I found this keyboard at a thrift store. Is it worth anything?

Show Image
(http://www.copcol.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/casiosk5.jpg)

Macklemore, is that you?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Nai_Calus on Tue, 28 July 2015, 20:25:05: Just ordered my first mech, it's a Black Widow Chroma Stealth and I'm super excited for those sick colour schemes I'm going to be pulling with it. lol what are these weird caps people spend so much money on for? I don't get it.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Badwrench on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:10:42: Which keyboard should I get between these 2? I already know that I want mx reds because I can get more kills with them.
Gigabyte Aivia:
(http://www.hardwareheaven.com/reviewimages/aivia-osmium-keyboard/aivia-osmium-keyboard.jpg)

Cooler Master CM Storm Mech:
(http://cdn.eteknix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/DSC_2733.jpg)
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: demik on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:13:36: CM, of course. it has a handle so u can swing it at people when you get pwnd, noob.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: katushkin on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:19:55: Quote from: Badwrench on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:10:42
Which keyboard should I get between these 2? I already know that I want mx reds because I can get more kills with them.
Gigabyte Aivia:
Show Image
(http://www.hardwareheaven.com/reviewimages/aivia-osmium-keyboard/aivia-osmium-keyboard.jpg)

Cooler Master CM Storm Mech:
Show Image
(http://cdn.eteknix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/DSC_2733.jpg)

Neither. No RGB lighting.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: meiosis on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:20:43: Quote from: katushkin on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:19:55
Neither. No RGB lighting.

Keycool.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: katushkin on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:23:06: Quote from: Meiosis on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:20:43
Quote from: katushkin on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:19:55
Neither. No RGB lighting.

Keycool.

DON'T YOU MOCK THE CHINESE SCOTT, DON'T YOU MOCK MY KEYCOOLS.
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:26:26: Massdrop and SP are the best companies ever!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:38:17: Quote from: Badwrench on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:10:42
Which keyboard should I get between these 2? I already know that I want mx reds because I can get more kills with them.
Gigabyte Aivia:
Show Image
(http://www.hardwareheaven.com/reviewimages/aivia-osmium-keyboard/aivia-osmium-keyboard.jpg)

Cooler Master CM Storm Mech:
Show Image
(http://cdn.eteknix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/DSC_2733.jpg)

:facepalm:

Read the title, clicked the link, forgot the title, read this post, was very confused.

:-[
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: Badwrench on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:59:17: Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:38:17
Quote from: Badwrench on Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:10:42
Which keyboard should I get between these 2? I already know that I want mx reds because I can get more kills with them.
Gigabyte Aivia:
Show Image
(http://www.hardwareheaven.com/reviewimages/aivia-osmium-keyboard/aivia-osmium-keyboard.jpg)

Cooler Master CM Storm Mech:
Show Image
(http://cdn.eteknix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/DSC_2733.jpg)

:facepalm:

Read the title, clicked the link, forgot the title, read this post, was very confused.

:-[

;D
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 29 July 2015, 04:01:23: i love hhkb!
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: darkspider on Wed, 29 July 2015, 04:04:45: My keyboard is black.
Why is it called blue switch?
Title: Re: Pretend to be a noob
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 29 July 2015, 04:42:28: Quote from: darkspider on Wed, 29 July 2015, 04:04:45
My keyboard is black.
Why is it called blue switch?
i dont know, maybe we should make a thread for it!