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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Thimplum on Fri, 05 July 2013, 12:40:52

Title: Keyboard Jokes.
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 05 July 2013, 12:40:52

I just realized, we don't have a jokes thread here! Contribute any keyboard related jokes.

OP starts:

Your dad telling you about this old clicky keyboard he found in the attic is a good way to detect BS.

Title: Re: Keyboard Jokes.
Post by: Tym on Fri, 05 July 2013, 12:41:53

We actually do have one of these, HERE (http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=44402.msg919280#msg919280).

We did have another one somewhere aswell.

Title: Re: Keyboard Jokes.
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 05 July 2013, 12:50:24

OH! I searched "keyboard jokes" and got nothing other than "keyboard memes". I guess I should have seached "keyboard humor".

Title: Re: Keyboard Jokes.
Post by: quickcrx702 on Fri, 05 July 2013, 18:56:37

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rubber dome.
Rubber dome who?
Exactly.


Why did the keyboard cross the road?
Because the chicken was having sex with it.


LOL other than the space bar where astronauts hang out joke, I don't think it's really possible to make a good keyboard joke.  I would enjoy it if someone proved me wrong though.

Title: Re: Keyboard Jokes.
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 05 July 2013, 19:03:26

Quote from: quickcrx702 on Fri, 05 July 2013, 18:56:37

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rubber dome.
Rubber dome who?
Exactly.


Why did the keyboard cross the road?
Because the chicken was having sex with it.


LOL other than the space bar where astronauts hang out joke, I don't think it's really possible to make a good keyboard joke.  I would enjoy it if someone proved me wrong though.

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