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Title: Quotes Thread
Post by: kenmai9 on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:12:02: This is a thread to post funny quotes you've heard, from the forums, real life, on tv, etc.

"I wanna poo my pants I wanna poo my pants" to an original jingle..
-My significant other
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Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:12:31: "Windows"

-Bill Gates
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Post by: lazerpointer on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:18:48: "Listen, smile, and agree.

Then do whatever the **** you were gonna do anyway."

-Robert Downey Junior
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Post by: CPTBadAss on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:20:22: "I want to dance with my pants off...Holla"

-Ke$ha
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Post by: Photekq on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:23:47: "yes. got my first kill in cs:go. i am god' - CPTBadAss
"make moves son" - CPTBadAss
"my internet is wonky" - CPTBadAss
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Post by: baldgye on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:26:21: (http://i.imgur.com/UYyPz.png)

on of the best quotes of all time
via; http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=175960
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Post by: lcs on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:28:50: "Lucifer always had a way with words. He's just like Bob Dylan, but without all the annoying talent."

Kill the Dead

Really stupid book, but a fun read.
Title: Re: Quotes Thread
Post by: CPTBadAss on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:32:21: Quote from: Photekq on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:23:47
"yes. got my first kill in cs:go. i am godlike' - CPTBadAss
"make moves son" - CPTBadAss
"my internet is wonky" - CPTBadAss

Fixed that for you =P
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Post by: rowdy on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:33:17: "Developers developers developers!"

- Steven Anthony Ballmer
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Post by: foxer on Mon, 05 August 2013, 18:03:21: Quote from: baldgye on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:26:21
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/UYyPz.png)

on of the best quotes of all time
via; http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=175960

I'm using that in future if someone winds me up. That's awesome.
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Post by: Leslieann on Mon, 05 August 2013, 18:45:51: "A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." --Cliff Claven, Cheers
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Post by: Lastpilot on Mon, 05 August 2013, 19:04:00: “The days are long, but the years are short.” ― Gretchen Rubin

@Leslieann LOL that is a good one.
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Post by: demik on Mon, 05 August 2013, 19:05:35: "The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they're genuine" - Abraham Lincoln.
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Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 05 August 2013, 19:26:29: "GIANT ENEMY CRAB! Attack its weak point for massive damage!"
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Post by: The_Beast on Mon, 05 August 2013, 19:47:40: "I know nothing about keyboards"
CPTBadAss
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Post by: iri on Tue, 06 August 2013, 03:07:59: (http://i2.cdnds.net/13/15/618x411/odd_you_know_nothing_jon_snow.jpg)
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Post by: Leslieann on Tue, 06 August 2013, 06:45:51: "Don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Estaire did, ...backwards and in high heels." - Faith Wittlesey

"When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy." --Dave Berry

"In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired." --Robert Orellana

“Like grandma used to say, if at first you don’t succeed…” _Col. Mitchel
“Try a larger thermo-nuclear reaction?” Maj. Carter
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Post by: CPTBadAss on Tue, 06 August 2013, 08:51:10: Quote from: The_Beast on Mon, 05 August 2013, 19:47:40
"I know nothing about keyboards"
CPTBadAss

I'm also really new
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Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 06 August 2013, 08:52:56: I haven't read this thread so if its been said my bad.....

"It's in the OP!" CPTB@D@$$$ ;)
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Post by: Krogenar on Tue, 06 August 2013, 13:58:41: "There are three stages in a man's life; he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus." - Unknown

"I admire the attitude of frogs; they gather together on hot, wet places at night and sing about sex." - Unknown

"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control." - Jack Handy

"Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?" - Barack Obama

"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." - Milton Friedman

"Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they ever manage to do is smoke pot and smell bad." - Eric Cartman
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Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 09 August 2013, 10:07:13: [attachimg=1]
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Post by: Dubsgalore on Fri, 09 August 2013, 11:10:58: Quote from: Photekq on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:23:47
"my internet is wonky" - CPTBadAss

twas a magical night of wonky internet
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Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 09 August 2013, 15:07:58: "I like offending people, because I think people who get offended should be offended."

-Linus Torvalds
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Post by: kenmai9 on Fri, 09 August 2013, 15:09:18: "what the ****"
-dubs after seeing moose's custom julysicle
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Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 09 August 2013, 15:13:05: "!@#$ PBT"

----CPTBad***
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Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 09 August 2013, 15:14:02: Quote from: Dubsgalore on Fri, 09 August 2013, 11:10:58
Quote from: Photekq on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:23:47
"my internet is wonky" - CPTBadAss

twas a magical night of wonky internet

It was magical for everyone but me :(