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Title: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:10:52
1) 1 Bridge - ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
2) 6 Bridges (free shipping) - ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
3) Banana Holder (free bridge included) - ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?



all items straight from korea.

(http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/wp-content/uploads/iblog/S%20Korean%20bridge%20construction.jpg)

packed up and ready to ship!!!

(http://jamesmcgillis.com/upload/lg/I-405-North_Bridge001_lg.JPG)
CARS NOT INCLUDED, I REPEAT, CARS NOT INCLUDED

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff77/startbas/banana-holder.jpg)
any color you want!!!
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:13:46
You should totally buy a bridge from him.  They're awesome.  This is the bridge he sold me last month:

(http://i.imgur.com/BnlN4HK.jpg)

Don't let the apparent disrepair fool you, it's a high quality bridge and worth a premium price.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:14:18
1 Satisfied Customer!
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: Latin00032 on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:14:55
$5.47 on the banana holder with the free bridge.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: Xenderwind on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:15:05
Bridge you sell me has skull on it.  Is safe to cross?  I scared.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: kenmai9 on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:15:08
korean? i'll pay double!!!
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:16:42
$5.47 on the banana holder with the free bridge.


korean premium price is 16 clacks and your child being named Clack.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:17:35
korean? i'll pay double!!!

Mine was a finely Korean tuned bridge with each board carefully selected for optimum placement on the bridge.  Each nail was carefully lubed before being driven in and every nail has a sticker to help hold it in place better with less wobble.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: esoomenona on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:17:43
My bank account is empty...

I'm applying for a loan now!
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: CalmB4tehPwn on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:17:48
I bid three testicles on banana holder!
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:18:39
My bank account is empty...

I'm applying for a loan now!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: GeeGee on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:19:48
3. Banana Holder - $1337
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: Neo.X on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:21:52
This is getting better and better. GLWS ;)
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: jdcarpe on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:22:00
Is this a banana holder, or a banana hammock? Maybe something got lost in translation, in some type of way.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: cactux on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:22:38
50 Mex pesos for the whole kit
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:22:49
stainless steel or aluminum banana holder ?
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:23:23
stainless steel or aluminum banana holder ?

stainless aluminum steel
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: Hak Foo on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:24:09
2000 won, North or South, your choice.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:24:15
stainless steel or aluminum banana holder ?

stainless aluminum steel

My favorite

32 pesos
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: Michael on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:24:21
What is this world coming to? ??? ?? Man, can't keep up with all these amazing sales.


How much for the one thing that has the stuff on it with the lights and stuff? Lemme know, and I will paypal you now
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:25:47
bump OP updated with pics
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:26:43
Did you guys see the update in the 4grabs thread?
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: danielucf on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:26:57
I stole every single bag of rice from my family, I'm putting it all as a down payment on the banana holder! I'll give you every bag of rice my family acquires over the next 90 days.

PS: I have a big family
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:27:06
(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/raccoon-with-a-jetpack-rocket-raccoon-justice-league.gif)

bump ordered something that has nothing to do with my sales should be here someday
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: kenmai9 on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:27:31
are you accepting offer's in michael schumacher boards? MY master switch?
(http://deskthority.net/w/images/1/12/Cherry_g81-3000HAD_michael_schumacher_topview.jpg)
i can send you the first one, and once i get my korean custom bridge i'll send the rest? these are very high value
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:28:45
i only accept MY switches from moose, he knows where to get the mechanical MY switches
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: ___q on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:28:50
Oh, I'll take bridge 2 -- the one that comes with the cars
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:29:40
Is this a banana holder, or a banana hammock? Maybe something got lost in translation, in some type of way.
i got everything playa

(http://www.joesbananahammock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/4535916_blog-1.jpg)

bump, my dog just farted.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:29:44
bump OP updated with pics

 :eek:

YOU NEVER MENTIONED IT WAS RED!

dibs  :thumb:
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: hashbaz on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:30:15
Oh so your gonna flip that banana holder that I sold you last month for a good price huh?  Let me guess you won't post the PM offers.

I see how it is demik
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:30:20
Oh, I'll take bridge 2 -- the one that comes with the cars

DUDE READ NO CARS OMG WHY CANT PEOPLE READ IM JUST TESTING WATERS

bump, now i farted.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:31:07
I AM SO EXCITE
[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:31:12
Oh so your gonna flip that banana holder that I sold you last month for a good price huh?  Let me guess you won't post the PM offers.

I see how it is demik

NO INTEREST LOL CANT POST PM OFFERS NO INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: Xenderwind on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:31:29
Oh so your gonna flip that banana holder that I sold you last month for a good price huh?  Let me guess you won't post the PM offers.

I see how it is demik

If he flips the banana holder then the banana will fall out.  Please go troll somewhere else.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:36:29
if none of this sells i was just testing waters

BUMP
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:37:35
if none of this sells i was just testing waters

BUMP

My bridge you sold me is testing waters.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: sth on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:37:59
glws bump
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:38:50
glws bump

+1
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: sth on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:39:20
glws bump

+1

+2

"this"
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: kys on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:39:28
if none of this sells i was just testing waters

BUMP

My bridge you sold me is testing waters.

where is the upvote button
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: sth on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:39:51
if none of this sells i was just testing waters

BUMP

My bridge you sold me is testing waters.

where is the upvote button

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:39:56
if none of this sells i was just testing waters

BUMP

My bridge you sold me is testing waters.

im not held accountable!

ALL KOREAN THINGS ARE GOD LIKE
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:40:04
Bump to get over the tsangan and boost hype.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: pasph on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:40:50
Want to trade with an Italian bridge?

(http://www.tafter.it/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ponte2.jpg)

Bridge over the Strait of Messina

it only cost 383 million euro from 1981 to today and has not yet been built
If you don't want it i know someone around here that can make a GB out of it
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:42:11
Bump to get over the tsangan and boost hype.

(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/raccoon-with-a-jetpack-rocket-raccoon-justice-league.gif)
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: meiosis on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:42:14
Want to trade with an Italian bridge?

Show Image
(http://www.tafter.it/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ponte2.jpg)


Bridge over the Strait of Messina

it only cost 383 million euro from 1981 to today and has not yet been built
If you don't want it i know someone around here that can make a GB out of it

Made from plastic
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:42:33
Want to trade with an Italian bridge?

Show Image
(http://www.tafter.it/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ponte2.jpg)


Bridge over the Strait of Messina

it only cost 383 million euro from 1981 to today and has not yet been built
If you don't want it i know someone around here that can make a GB out of it

hm, i'll trade you a BUMP for it?
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:43:12
Want to trade with an Italian bridge?

Show Image
(http://www.tafter.it/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ponte2.jpg)


Bridge over the Strait of Messina

it only cost 383 million euro from 1981 to today and has not yet been built
If you don't want it i know someone around here that can make a GB out of it

Awesome we have some bridges to nowhere in the USA also!
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: sth on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:43:13
Want to trade with an Italian bridge?

Show Image
(http://www.tafter.it/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ponte2.jpg)


Bridge over the Strait of Messina

it only cost 383 million euro from 1981 to today and has not yet been built
If you don't want it i know someone around here that can make a GB out of it

hm, i'll trade you a BUMP for it?

a bump of what, exactly
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:45:27
Want to trade with an Italian bridge?

Show Image
(http://www.tafter.it/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ponte2.jpg)


Bridge over the Strait of Messina

it only cost 383 million euro from 1981 to today and has not yet been built
If you don't want it i know someone around here that can make a GB out of it

hm, i'll trade you a BUMP for it?

a bump of what, exactly

(http://www.vinylvendors.com/Pictures/b/2/b2k420321.jpg)
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:45:41
also WTB: Korean Keyboard Kfriends
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: CalmB4tehPwn on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:52:45
No extensions? I want to make sure my snipe goes through
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: tjcaustin on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:55:25
This thread, as well, is relevant to my interests.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: esoomenona on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:55:37
No extensions? I want to make sure my snipe goes through

Yeah, no extensions so we can snipe!

But I'd also like to raise all of my bids by $200 anyway.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: CalmB4tehPwn on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:58:08
Can i get the exact, actual moment this ends so i can set my alarm?
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:58:59
Can i get the exact, actual moment this ends so i can set my alarm?

junvember twenty thirty
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:00:58
This thread, as well, is relevant to my interests.

this reply is relevant to my internets
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: kenmai9 on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:01:01
Can i get the exact, actual moment this ends so i can set my alarm?

junvember twenty thirty

I haven't slept for 3 days anticipating this sale.. Do u have clack? Yes or no pls respond
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:02:23
Will you take my food stamps?
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:02:36
maeby
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: Photoelectric on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:04:42
So many sweet sales today--I can't handle it!

I can't decide between a bridge and a banana holder...
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: CalmB4tehPwn on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:05:00
Oh, I work that month. Can we push it back?
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: Xenderwind on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:06:25
Can i get the exact, actual moment this ends so i can set my alarm?

junvember twenty thirty

Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:16:47
maeby

I hear if your quick you can even use them for cigs and candy bars
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:19:42
ppl stop sending me nudes im not going to lower the price
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: alaricljs on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:21:00
demik charges for filing your hot or not.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:21:53
exactly

alaric knows whats up!!
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:25:52
ppl stop sending me nudes im not going to lower the price

:(
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:27:14
ppl stop sending me nudes im not going to lower the price

I remember you telling me you'd give me a special deal if I stopped sending you nudes.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:28:25
ppl stop sending me nudes im not going to lower the price

I remember you telling me you'd give me a special deal if I stopped sending you nudes.

You and your wood!
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:30:45
ppl stop sending me nudes im not going to lower the price

I remember you telling me you'd give me a special deal if I stopped sending you nudes.

well u DID get the first bridge
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: Binge on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:35:30
What happened to all of the Bridgets I was going to bid on?!?!?!


[attach=1]
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:36:16
This is getting silly.

Someone needs to build a bridge.

Oh, wait ............
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:40:56
What happened to all of the Bridgets I was going to bid on?!?!?!


(Attachment Link)


still there!!
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:54:05
Need to get a GB going to sell all the spans individually.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 21 August 2013, 20:57:59
I have a great deal on huge stiffening girders if anyone's interested.
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: Krogenar on Wed, 21 August 2013, 21:01:31
I'm not entirely happy with the bridge I purchased, and yet demik doesn't respond to any of my PMs...
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: demik on Wed, 21 August 2013, 21:03:18
you're just trying to soil my thread krog!! I AM A LEGIT SELLER
Title: Re: GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS READY/HUGEST SALE EVAR
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 21 August 2013, 21:03:54
Just use steel tube to travel through, only $900/foot.