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Title: **** Demik Says
Post by: Sifo on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:16:30: [12:14:42 AM] demik: i am a professional quote maker
[12:14:47 AM] demik: quote me on that
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:16:51: [8/23/2013 23:47:54] demik: what do u have hash
[8/23/2013 23:48:08] demik: hash so rich he hired a person to carry his money near him at all times
[8/23/2013 23:48:14] demik: presidents of pixar got it like that
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: KangarooZombies on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:21:57: "West coast"
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:35: "Sure I'll send you some switch stickers"
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:51: Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:35
"Sure I'll send you some switch stickers"

**** I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING OMG SO SORRY

ill name my first child riffraff wildcard, promise.

wait im bad at promises
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:25:26: Lolz,

It's ok
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: The_Beast on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:25:31: [11:14 PM] demik: i am a professional dong taker
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:26:10: Quote from: The_Beast on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:25:31
[11:14 PM] demik: i am a professional dong taker

said no demik ever
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:27:16: Quote from: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:51
Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:35
"Sure I'll send you some switch stickers"

**** I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING OMG SO SORRY

ill name my first child riffraff wildcard, promise.

wait im bad at promises

Right, admit it. You're never having kids
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:27:49: Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:27:16
Quote from: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:51
Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:35
"Sure I'll send you some switch stickers"

**** I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING OMG SO SORRY

ill name my first child riffraff wildcard, promise.

wait im bad at promises

Right, admit it. You're never having kids

it would be better for mankind, don't you think?
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: The_Beast on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:28:14: Quote from: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:26:10
Quote from: The_Beast on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:25:31
[11:14 PM] demik: i am a professional dong taker

said no demik ever

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Lawl.+YOU+RE+WRONG+Sorry+if+it+s+a+repost_e8cf97_3873290.jpg)
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:30:24: Quote from: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:27:49
Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:27:16
Quote from: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:51
Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:35
"Sure I'll send you some switch stickers"

**** I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING OMG SO SORRY

ill name my first child riffraff wildcard, promise.

wait im bad at promises

Right, admit it. You're never having kids

it would be better for mankind, don't you think?

Not necessarily.

But I am betting your kids will be pretty husky.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:31:19: Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:30:24
Quote from: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:27:49
Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:27:16
Quote from: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:51
Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:35
"Sure I'll send you some switch stickers"

**** I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING OMG SO SORRY

ill name my first child riffraff wildcard, promise.

wait im bad at promises

Right, admit it. You're never having kids

it would be better for mankind, don't you think?

Not necessarily.

But I am betting your kids will be pretty husky.

(http://dogbreedinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Siberian-Husky-20.jpg)

i dont think that's possible
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:38:48: ITT: Huskies

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/im-not-fat-im-just-a-little-husky.jpg)
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:41:08: [00:36:40] demik: sleep is for commies
[00:36:44] demik: are u a commie sifo
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:41:55: and now i miss my husky :(
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: CPTBadAss on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:10:46: [01:08:54] CPTBadAss: o/
[01:08:59] demik: o\
[01:09:01] Sifo: LOL
[01:09:02] demik: i ****ed that up
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: hashbaz on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:16:44: [several times a night] demik: racist!
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:18:22: Quote from: hashbaz on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:16:44
[several times a night] demik: racist!

Usually followed by some racist comment about white people, mexicans, or asians.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: demik on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:20:15: i plea the fif
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Michael on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:22:02: Demilk: Si

EDIT: Fixed
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Halverson on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:23:17: "it's demik" -usually in reply to someone spelling it Demik.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Michael on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:25:25: Quote from: Halverson on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:23:17
"it's demik" -usually in reply to someone spelling it Demik.

updated
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:28:08: demik: i drank too much and made a vomit moat around a pool table

demik: have u guys ever thrown up out of a moving car?
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: eth0s on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:33:40: i lol'd at every one.

U guys can be funny. Cruel, but funny.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: mkawa on Sat, 24 August 2013, 08:48:48: |
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*
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: MKULTRA on Sat, 24 August 2013, 13:01:43: [demik] i suck tbh
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: funkymeeba on Sat, 24 August 2013, 13:14:46: Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:28:08
demik: have u guys ever thrown up out of a moving car?

A buddy of mine has done that from my car. We were going 70 down I-70... I'd have been pissed, but I couldn't stop laughing while I pondered what the people behind me were thinking.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: alaricljs on Sat, 24 August 2013, 13:34:32: Quote from: eth0s on Sat, 24 August 2013, 00:33:40
i lol'd at every one.

U guys can be funny. Cruel, but funny.

Unlike a tiny portion of the sifo pics... all this is true.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: microsoft windows on Sat, 24 August 2013, 15:42:08: Quote from: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:31:19
Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:30:24
Quote from: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:27:49
Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:27:16
Quote from: demik on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:51
Quote from: Wildcard on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:24:35
"Sure I'll send you some switch stickers"

**** I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING OMG SO SORRY

ill name my first child riffraff wildcard, promise.

wait im bad at promises

Right, admit it. You're never having kids

it would be better for mankind, don't you think?

Not necessarily.

But I am betting your kids will be pretty husky.

Show Image
(http://dogbreedinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Siberian-Husky-20.jpg)

i dont think that's possible

You never know...
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: mkawa on Sat, 24 August 2013, 15:44:28: demik's husky was quite large. too big for me to adopt :(

glad she found a home :)
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 12 September 2013, 14:55:23: [3:30:33 PM] demik: What Moser ate you using
[3:30:39 PM] demik: Mouse
[3:30:41 PM] demik: Are
[3:30:46 PM] demik: **** you Samsung
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: demik on Thu, 12 September 2013, 16:47:15: swype keyboard can be an *******
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: The_Beast on Sun, 22 September 2013, 23:00:04: [10:57:12 PM] demik: cant put cooked veggies in your vagina

hot off the press!
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: mistakemistake on Sun, 22 September 2013, 23:00:56: [9/22/2013 11:44:36 PM] demik: what i really really want?
[9/22/2013 11:44:42 PM] demik: ill tell you what i want what i really really want
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: ComradeSniper on Mon, 23 September 2013, 00:35:34: Quote from: The_Beast on Sun, 22 September 2013, 23:00:04
[10:57:12 PM] demik: cant put cooked veggies in your vagina

hot off the press!

damn, there goes my master plan
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 27 September 2013, 07:29:48: Quote from: demik on Fri, 27 September 2013, 00:57:56
Shut up *****es
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Krogenar on Thu, 17 October 2013, 11:50:59: Quote from: demik
End them. They disrespected you and this is the only way to not be seen as weak.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: CPTBadAss on Sun, 20 October 2013, 18:18:07: [19:15:00] demik: brake check is a welcome to LA tradition
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: keymaster on Sun, 20 October 2013, 19:40:46: Quote from: CPTBadAss on Sun, 20 October 2013, 18:18:07
[19:15:00] demik: brake check is a welcome to LA tradition

Chicago must be a sister city.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: CPTBadAss on Wed, 06 November 2013, 21:42:02: [22:41:12] demik: when in doubt, fiat out
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: MKULTRA on Wed, 27 November 2013, 13:26:15: [2:25:15 PM] demik: ****ing hormones in food I tell ya
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: CPTBadAss on Sun, 08 December 2013, 20:26:27: [21:25:32] demik: ALL I WANT FO MY BIRFDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO

I believe he's referring to a Hack Orange :P
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: dustinhxc on Sun, 08 December 2013, 20:29:46: Quote from: CPTBadAss on Sun, 08 December 2013, 20:26:27
[21:25:32] demik: ALL I WANT FO MY BIRFDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO

I believe he's referring to a Hack Orange :P

hahaah

"If you have hands of a petite woman."
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 10 December 2013, 22:13:26: [10:10:48 PM] demik: and now im hungry
[10:10:56 PM] demik: for food, not child molestation
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 10 December 2013, 22:17:52: Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 10 December 2013, 22:13:26
[10:10:48 PM] demik: and now im hungry
[10:10:56 PM] demik: for food, not child molestation

Saw this thread come up....knew it would be that :p
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 12 December 2013, 11:03:27: Quote from: demik on Thu, 12 December 2013, 11:01:27
I gave that ***** math. *****es love math.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: CPTBadAss on Mon, 17 February 2014, 15:24:58: Quote from: demik on Mon, 17 February 2014, 09:05:08
I use grey thanks to sasha grey.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 17 February 2014, 15:26:21: Quote from: demik on Sun, 16 February 2014, 16:49:27
And learn the difference between you're and your ffs.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Lastpilot on Mon, 17 February 2014, 15:33:02: On Skype: "Lastpilot, who are you on forum?"
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: missalaire on Mon, 17 February 2014, 16:59:22: [4:35:30 PM] demik: I want to buy something
[4:35:36 PM] demik: But I don't know what
[4:48:07 PM] demik: Where is tj when my wallet is itching
[4:50:22 PM] demik: TEEJAY
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Novus on Mon, 17 February 2014, 17:23:24: Quote from: demik on Mon, 17 February 2014, 09:05:08
I use grey thanks to sasha grey.
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 28 March 2014, 23:08:02: [00:06:04] demik: more assdrop, less massdrop

[00:15:15] demik: once you go black
[00:15:19] demik: your keyboard is whack
[00:15:21] demik: new saying
Title: Re: **** Demik Says
Post by: Input Nirvana on Sun, 30 March 2014, 11:23:04: Quote from: KangarooZombies on Fri, 23 August 2013, 23:21:57
"West coast"
I was hanging back waiting for someone else to point this out first. Otherwise it would be like the kettle calling the pot black.

Demmi is a total *****, but I support his *****ness.