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Title: Your Best Corny Jokes
Post by: melt on Fri, 30 August 2013, 14:10:01
What's your best corny joke, huh?

Here's some of mine:

What's Dracula's favorite sport?  Batminton.

There were two goldfish in a tank and one says to the other, who's driving next.

I was at a seafood disco the other night and pulled a mussel. 
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Post by: mauri on Fri, 30 August 2013, 14:11:58
Don't you even starch
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Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 30 August 2013, 14:40:20
WHY DID THE ROAD CROSS THE CHICKEN?

TO SIDE TO THE OTHER GET.
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Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 30 August 2013, 14:47:46
Brace yourself, I'm telling an orthodontist pun...
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Post by: JoeC on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:10:13
I have a corny joke, it's a-maize-ing!
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Post by: Photekq on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:21:28
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Post by: stancato9 on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:22:42
What do you call a sheep without legs?




A cloud.
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Post by: JoeC on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:26:01
(http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/maine/67632d1283375477-jokes-keep-em-clean-please-corn-stalk.jpg)
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Post by: stancato9 on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:26:22
Quote from: JoeC on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:26:01
Show Image
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Hahaha  :))
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Post by: Wildcard on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:40:32
What do you call a bald porcupine?

Pointless
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Post by: jcrouse on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:50:10
a skelton walked into a bar and said, "I'll have a beer and a mop".
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Post by: ften on Fri, 30 August 2013, 23:40:33
What do you call a bear stuck out in the rain?

A drizzly bear  :p
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Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 30 August 2013, 23:42:13
Did you hear about the paraplegic opera singer?

He couldn't hold a note, couldn't carry a tune.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle
Title: Re: Your Best Corny Jokes
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 30 August 2013, 23:59:13
I though about becoming a doctor but I didn't think I'd have the patients.

I thought about becoming a history teacher but there's no future in it.
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Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 31 August 2013, 00:27:32
Quote from: JoeC on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:10:13
I have a corny joke, it's a-maize-ing!

hahaahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahah

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/071.gif)(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/071.gif)
Title: Re: Your Best Corny Jokes
Post by: mistakemistake on Sat, 31 August 2013, 00:30:18
what does a nosy pepper do?



gets jalapeņo business.
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Post by: demik on Sat, 31 August 2013, 00:33:09
second time today i've laughed at jalapeno business
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Post by: mistakemistake on Sat, 31 August 2013, 00:34:24
how does a bison get money?




from a buffaloan.
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Post by: Jack on Sat, 31 August 2013, 01:12:48
Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding illegal immigrants in Prague?
He went to prison for caching false Czechs.

Ignoring the warnings of legend, a traveller plucked some especially pretty toadstools from a fairy ring. That night a fairy appeared in front of him, startling him so much that he fell to the ground. "I'm sorry, that muscaria," said the fairy, "but Amanita ask you to give those back."
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Post by: Melvang on Sat, 31 August 2013, 06:39:48
Three blondes walk into a bar.  You'd think one of them would have ducked.
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Post by: AKIMbO on Sat, 31 August 2013, 06:46:52
So a seal walks into a club...
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Post by: AndyCapets on Mon, 02 September 2013, 16:15:52
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."
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Post by: fohat.digs on Mon, 02 September 2013, 16:23:39
Diner - "Waiter, there is a small insect in my salad!"
Waiter - "Just a minute, I will get you a larger one."

Diner - "Waiter, there is a small insect in my salad!"
Waiter - "Ssshhh, everybody else will want one, too!"

Diner - "Waiter, why do you have your thumb on my steak?"
Waiter - "So it won't fall off the plate again."