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Title: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: meiosis on Fri, 06 September 2013, 04:45:08
I've surely never seen him post one before.. I think him and demik and partners in crime. Extortion
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: yasuo on Fri, 06 September 2013, 04:54:10
 :)) i think same ,actually he has ergodox or not?
He always advised Ergodox on each thread :))
+ and emoticon chinese :))
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 06 September 2013, 04:56:46
he doesn't even own a mechanical keyboard, he just sort of hangs around here

prove me wrong
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: mauri on Fri, 06 September 2013, 05:15:18
Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:22:30
Some say that his scrotum has its own gravity field

Surely no finer complement has ever been crafted

Thank-you mauri

Thank-you everyone

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_113_.gif)
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:28:22
I actually would like to see a picture of tp's dox.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:29:57
I actually would like to see a picture of tp's scrotum.

A little too much hero worship there. ;)
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:30:43
?
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:31:38
Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field

Actually, that's his head.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: keymaster on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:32:01
That would be hilarious if he didnt. Either way, most of what to says about the ergodox is true. Someone really needs to mass-produce it.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:36:40
That would be hilarious if he didnt. Either way, most of what to says about the ergodox is true. Someone really needs to mass-produce it.

Massdrop is just in rounds haha.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: mauri on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:37:44
tp4tissue - General Marketing Manager of Massdrop, kinda has a ring to it

Gentlemen, I think we're on to something.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: mauri on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:39:34
Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field

Actually, that's his head.

Actually, it's an entire solar system that is revolving around his head. It's been scientifically proven, check it out in the web for yourself

Also, some say that in his wallet he keeps a photograph of his wallet
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:40:27
A system of ergodoxes and ramen...
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 September 2013, 08:51:06
tp4tissue - General Marketing Manager of Massdrop, kinda has a ring to it

Gentlemen, I think we're on to something.

ffff, they should totally pay me... I'm great at it..

But, in this case, it is the greatness of the ergodox itself that sells..

I am but a humble messenger (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_105_.gif)
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 06 September 2013, 12:09:38
TP4TISSUE USES A MICROSOFT NATURAL RUBBER DOME KEYBOARD.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 September 2013, 12:18:06
TP4TISSUE USES A MICROSOFT NATURAL RUBBER DOME KEYBOARD.

Only so he appreciates his ergodox even more.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 06 September 2013, 12:34:33
He doesn't even own a PC. He just uses his Newton with internet enabler to brows the forums in simple text.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 06 September 2013, 12:35:40
APPLE NEWTON'S WHERE IT'S AT!
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: meiosis on Fri, 06 September 2013, 13:01:46
he's probably just on his iPad
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 06 September 2013, 13:06:29
he's probably just on his iPad

Did you not see his tablet thread?
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: meiosis on Fri, 06 September 2013, 13:10:10
he's probably just on his iPad

Did you not see his tablet thread?

I have yet to see an ergodox from him, for all we know, he might have been jipping us off of a tablet as well..
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: hashbaz on Fri, 06 September 2013, 13:23:32
Note that tp has posted in here yet has neither confirmed nor denied his ownership of an ergodox.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: lcs on Fri, 06 September 2013, 13:24:40
Note that tp has posted in here yet has neither confirmed nor denied his ownership of an ergodox.

He won't. It's tp.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Obakemono on Fri, 06 September 2013, 13:37:05
Well, i think it's time to confess.

That day in the lab, when we finally finished the first ergodox prototype and plugged it in, it was so powerfull that developed it's own conscience, it was just the one of a 3 year chimp, but the world wasn't ready not even for that, so we decided to put him in a limited, controlled enviroment, this forum, so we can observe and study him, eventually he learned how to say "buy an ergodox" in english, and now you guys know him as tp4tissue.

The actual ergodox is a limitted model with none of the tp features (thanks to that)
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 September 2013, 13:39:44
Well, i think it's time to confess.

That day in the lab, when we finally finished the first ergodox prototype and plugged it in, it was so powerfull that developed it's own conscience, it was just the one of a 3 year chimp, but the world wasn't ready not even for that, so we decided to put him in a limited, controlled enviroment, this forum, so we can observe and study him, eventually he learned how to say "buy an ergodox" in english, and now you guys know him as tp4tissue.

The actual ergodox is a limitted model with none of the tp features (thanks to that)

I am only "slightly" offended by this...

(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-007.gif)
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: phetto on Fri, 06 September 2013, 13:40:00
Who's tp4tissue?
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 September 2013, 14:02:59
Who's tp4tissue?

Get outta here with that, it deserves it's own thread :P
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Glod on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:10:06
the only picture i have ever seen tp ever post of any keyboard is somebody else's photos.

there is a possibility he owns no mechanical keyboard and that would be mind boggling to hang around here and to troll this much.

on the other hand there is a possibility that tp4 is actually another geekhack member or former geekhack member using a vpn/proxy to mask ip and that any photos of his keyboards would prove he is actually someone else here being a troll.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:14:48
the only picture i have ever seen tp ever post of any keyboard is somebody else's photos.

there is a possibility he owns no mechanical keyboard and that would be mind boggling to hang around here and to troll this much.

on the other hand there is a possibility that tp4 is actually another geekhack member or former geekhack member using a vpn/proxy to mask ip and that any photos of his keyboards would prove he is actually someone else here being a troll.

iM not ripster..

we existed simultaneously before he got banned.. and I was very noob back then too.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Glod on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:17:02
i never said the word ripster. hmmmmmmmmm you hiding anything?
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: meiosis on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:22:44
He must be ripster, no one even mentioned it but he came up with a name,
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: lcs on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:28:14
I thought ripster was happy in reddit.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: mauri on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:35:15
the only picture i have ever seen tp ever post of any keyboard is somebody else's photos.

there is a possibility he owns no mechanical keyboard and that would be mind boggling to hang around here and to troll this much.

on the other hand there is a possibility that tp4 is actually another geekhack member or former geekhack member using a vpn/proxy to mask ip and that any photos of his keyboards would prove he is actually someone else here being a troll.

iM not ripster..

we existed simultaneously before he got banned.. and I was very noob back then too.

I think it's time to whip out my tin foil hat and parallel universe theory I puzzled together after a stargate-1 marathon
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:36:46
Don't bring demik into this.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:37:26
Ctrl+F "demik"

I am appoint
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:38:48
Always the bridesmaid never the bride
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: meiosis on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:39:09
Don't bring demik into this.

demik is actually the hhkb version of tp4's ergodox fetish
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:40:20
DOES dEMIK EVEN HAVE A HHKB!?
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:40:42
You're mad I won't let you in the klub. So you're trying to soil my good name.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:41:42
demik doesn't have a god damn thing
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:42:23
I've always assumed some people have 3 or 4 accounts and/or maybe a couple people have split personalities.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:49:09
I've always assumed some people have 3 or 4 accounts and/or maybe a couple people have split personalities.

You can't have multiple accounts. Don't try it. The mods will find you. THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: meiosis on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:51:16
I've always assumed some people have 3 or 4 accounts and/or maybe a couple people have split personalities.

You can't have multiple accounts. Don't try it. The mods will find you. THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

I bet this guys mkawa
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:53:12
I've always assumed some people have 3 or 4 accounts and/or maybe a couple people have split personalities.

You can't have multiple accounts. Don't try it. The mods will find you. THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

I bet this guys mkawa


Well, ****. I've been found.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:53:16
Alaric is my other account.


Ive said too much.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:55:03
Seems legit. Uh.... I have a confession....


I'm Thimplum, tp4tissue, clickclack, and ClackFactory.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:56:48
>Thimplum
>tp4tissue
>Crappy posts from both

Confirmed.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Glod on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:56:57
it would be pretty easy to have multiple accounts and get away with it. I use a vpn sometimes so my ip log in geekhack's history shows ive been logging in from LA, Austin, Miami, and DC.

but I think its a pretty lame move to have multiple accounts and troll here anonymously - if caught they should be hunted down.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: vun on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:57:35
>Thimplum
>tp4tissue
>Crappy posts from both

Confirmed.

3 steps to reach conclusion, HL3 confirmed
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:57:47
Rap game mkawa
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: vun on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:58:09
Rap game mkawa

demikawa
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 06 September 2013, 15:58:25
Yeah, it's dumb.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 September 2013, 16:00:04
Rap game mkawa

demikawa

Kawabunga dude
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: hashbaz on Fri, 06 September 2013, 16:02:58
All the mods and admins are parts of kawa's consciousness.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: TheSoulhunter on Fri, 06 September 2013, 16:04:42
Actually there are just 7 people on this forum, I'm one of em...
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: lcs on Fri, 06 September 2013, 16:09:41
I believe I am one.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 06 September 2013, 16:11:06
I am also. WE ARE LEGION
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: vun on Fri, 06 September 2013, 16:13:00
I am also. WE ARE LEGION

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110131161255/masseffect/images/7/7e/Legionstanding_pc.jpg)
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 September 2013, 16:14:14
Actually there are just 7 people on this forum, I'm one of em...

Figures,  we knew there weren't this many people interested in mechanical keyboards.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: meiosis on Fri, 06 September 2013, 16:21:06
well then looks like I am boost
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 September 2013, 16:40:46
well then looks like I am boost

impossible. you aren't a mod/vendor.

WHICH IS CLEARLY AGAINST THE VTOS.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Thimplum on Fri, 06 September 2013, 16:42:25
Well...
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: eth0s on Fri, 06 September 2013, 17:15:38
tp4tissue has no ergodox?

mind = not blown.

Makes perfect sense.  Like the guy who talks about how many women he slept with, turns out to be a short-d!cked virgin.  The guy who talks so much about his ergodox has a rubber domed Dell. 
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 September 2013, 17:17:24
he doesn't even own a mechanical keyboard, he just sort of hangs around here

prove me wrong

bull**** i own a siig minitouch

whoops, forgot to sign into my tp account
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Glod on Fri, 06 September 2013, 17:25:15
even if TP4 is smurf/dummy account i want absolute proof that he owns an ErgoDox and Thick PBT Cherry Profile keycaps because those are things he wont shut up about. There are ways to do this and keep your anonymity.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: Lastpilot on Fri, 06 September 2013, 17:28:18
even if TP4 is smurf/dummy account i want absolute proof that he owns an ErgoDox and Thick PBT Cherry Profile keycaps because those are things he wont shut up about. There are ways to do this and keep your anonymity.
Well as for the keycaps, he did post a picture. It was in a thread he made saying white PBT isn't really white. Very full of disappoint.
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: meiosis on Sat, 07 September 2013, 16:31:35
i just realized tp4tissue has never even used the ergodox subforum~
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 07 September 2013, 16:36:34
i just realized tp4tissue has never even used the ergodox subforum~

what ergodox subforum? (http://s1.postimage.org/15vplpkuc/158.gif)
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: meiosis on Sat, 07 September 2013, 16:38:54
i just realized tp4tissue has never even used the ergodox subforum~

what ergodox subforum?
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The secret service
Title: Re: Does tp4tissue own an ergodox?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 07 September 2013, 16:41:10
i just realized tp4tissue has never even used the ergodox subforum~

what ergodox subforum?
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The secret service

well, I don't know of this subforum.. are you sure it can contain my enthusiasm? (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/215ad82f.gif)