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Title: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: microsoft windows on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:11:04
So what did you encounter today that stunk?
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:13:00
Last night I was awoken by the realization I wasn't dreaming....I believe I ate some bad food yesterday and it had one heck of a fight with my innards for a few hours in the middle of the night.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: microsoft windows on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:14:27
I drove past a dead skunk on the side of the road on my way into work this morning.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:20:30
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:13:00
Last night I was awoken by the realization I wasn't dreaming....I believe I ate some bad food yesterday and it had one heck of a fight with my innards for a few hours in the middle of the night.

Been there many times.  But I have Crohns disease, so it occurs randomly and without warning.


Thing that smell bad: the contractor that has been repairing the wall in our office. I don't think he has showered in weeks, and the odor lingers for hours after he leaves.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:31:05
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:20:30
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:13:00
Last night I was awoken by the realization I wasn't dreaming....I believe I ate some bad food yesterday and it had one heck of a fight with my innards for a few hours in the middle of the night.

Been there many times.  But I have Crohns disease, so it occurs randomly and without warning.


Thing that smell bad: the contractor that has been repairing the wall in our office. I don't think he has showered in weeks, and the odor lingers for hours after he leaves.

lighten up on the contractor... he's a hands on guy.. and probably eats a lotta sandwiches.. that's how he's suppose to smell.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:34:52
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:31:05
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:20:30
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:13:00
Last night I was awoken by the realization I wasn't dreaming....I believe I ate some bad food yesterday and it had one heck of a fight with my innards for a few hours in the middle of the night.

Been there many times.  But I have Crohns disease, so it occurs randomly and without warning.


Thing that smell bad: the contractor that has been repairing the wall in our office. I don't think he has showered in weeks, and the odor lingers for hours after he leaves.

lighten up on the contractor... he's a hands on guy.. and probably eats a lotta sandwiches.. that's how he's suppose to smell.

tp you're back!
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Thimplum on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:58:50
this thread stinks
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: microsoft windows on Thu, 17 October 2013, 10:07:24
He who smelt it delt it.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 10:09:54
Quote from: microsoft windows on Thu, 17 October 2013, 10:07:24
He who smelt it delt it.

He who said the rhyme, did the crime.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: dragonxx21 on Thu, 17 October 2013, 10:30:18
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 10:09:54
Quote from: microsoft windows on Thu, 17 October 2013, 10:07:24
He who smelt it delt it.

He who said the rhyme, did the crime.
Right back at you. that means you both did the crime. It was a dual operation, I should have known!
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 10:34:00
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--DaZXhG2yvE/Uga1uoMh56I/AAAAAAAAOLw/9g2cj4EZfQs/s1600/you-got-me.gif)
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: microsoft windows on Thu, 17 October 2013, 11:24:24
I think you all smell bad.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 17 October 2013, 11:38:49
Quote from: microsoft windows on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:14:27
I drove past a dead skunk on the side of the road on my way into work this morning.

I like the smell of skunk. My wife thinks I'm nuts. Then again, I've never been sprayed by one or anything.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 17 October 2013, 18:57:58
My finger
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: demik on Thu, 17 October 2013, 18:59:41
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:34:52
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:31:05
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:20:30
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:13:00
Last night I was awoken by the realization I wasn't dreaming....I believe I ate some bad food yesterday and it had one heck of a fight with my innards for a few hours in the middle of the night.

Been there many times.  But I have Crohns disease, so it occurs randomly and without warning.


Thing that smell bad: the contractor that has been repairing the wall in our office. I don't think he has showered in weeks, and the odor lingers for hours after he leaves.

lighten up on the contractor... he's a hands on guy.. and probably eats a lotta sandwiches.. that's how he's suppose to smell.

tp you're back!

he's not black he's asian
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 17 October 2013, 22:27:40
Quote from: demik on Thu, 17 October 2013, 18:59:41
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:34:52
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:31:05
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:20:30
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:13:00
Last night I was awoken by the realization I wasn't dreaming....I believe I ate some bad food yesterday and it had one heck of a fight with my innards for a few hours in the middle of the night.

Been there many times.  But I have Crohns disease, so it occurs randomly and without warning.


Thing that smell bad: the contractor that has been repairing the wall in our office. I don't think he has showered in weeks, and the odor lingers for hours after he leaves.

lighten up on the contractor... he's a hands on guy.. and probably eats a lotta sandwiches.. that's how he's suppose to smell.

tp you're back!

he's not black he's asian

He's not back, he's Aslan!

So now we have lions here?
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Dubsgalore on Thu, 17 October 2013, 22:29:59
Tinlong117 smells bad  ;) :thumb: :-*
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: The_Beast on Fri, 18 October 2013, 04:30:24
New Jersey
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 18 October 2013, 10:38:55
Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 17 October 2013, 22:27:40
Quote from: demik on Thu, 17 October 2013, 18:59:41
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:34:52
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:31:05
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:20:30
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:13:00
Last night I was awoken by the realization I wasn't dreaming....I believe I ate some bad food yesterday and it had one heck of a fight with my innards for a few hours in the middle of the night.

Been there many times.  But I have Crohns disease, so it occurs randomly and without warning.


Thing that smell bad: the contractor that has been repairing the wall in our office. I don't think he has showered in weeks, and the odor lingers for hours after he leaves.

lighten up on the contractor... he's a hands on guy.. and probably eats a lotta sandwiches.. that's how he's suppose to smell.

tp you're back!

he's not black he's asian

He's not back, he's Aslan!

So now we have lions here?

Lions can smell bad at times I guess.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 18 October 2013, 10:48:39
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Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 18 October 2013, 10:52:43
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Fri, 18 October 2013, 10:48:39
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Shake it, then look inside. You see a more opaque white swirling around? Probably bad.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: kenmai9 on Fri, 18 October 2013, 10:54:03
Durian
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 18 October 2013, 11:02:23
Horse feces.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Puddsy on Fri, 18 October 2013, 17:32:24
Quote from: The_Beast on Fri, 18 October 2013, 04:30:24
New Jersey

OOOOOOOOOOOO

Quote from: kenmai9 on Fri, 18 October 2013, 10:54:03
Durian

Roast that ****. It gets damn sweet.

Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: demik on Fri, 18 October 2013, 18:28:25
the east coast
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Morwrath on Fri, 18 October 2013, 18:43:27
People who came to the store I work in smelling like they had not had a shower for over 1 month, probably because they hadn't. So rancid I had trouble breathing.
Also Rakfisk( fermented norwegian trout). Sooooo good but makes it smell quite bad when you let one rip  ;)
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Dubsgalore on Sat, 19 October 2013, 18:02:10
Quote from: The_Beast on Fri, 18 October 2013, 04:30:24
New Jersey

nahhhhhhhh  :-*
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Elrick on Sat, 19 October 2013, 18:43:04
Dead carcass left in the desert heat to bloat and explode.  Leaves a real nice, after taste in your mouth.... yummmmm  :thumb: .
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 12 May 2014, 13:35:39
Drove by a paper mill this morning. That stunk pretty bad.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 12 May 2014, 13:42:11
UR MOM LOL
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Dubsgalore on Mon, 12 May 2014, 13:43:49
Eckse
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Findecanor on Mon, 12 May 2014, 16:33:45
The guy in line after me at the store had bad breath and was yapping into his cell phone all the time.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: digi on Mon, 12 May 2014, 16:34:54
Quote from: Findecanor on Mon, 12 May 2014, 16:33:45
The guy in line after me at the store had bad breath and was yapping into his cell phone all the time.

seem likes the people with halitosis always talk the most, i'm sorry you had to endure that!
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: fohat.digs on Mon, 12 May 2014, 19:50:53
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 17 October 2013, 11:38:49
Quote from: microsoft windows on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:14:27
I drove past a dead skunk on the side of the road on my way into work this morning.

I like the smell of skunk. My wife thinks I'm nuts. Then again, I've never been sprayed by one or anything.


From a distance, such as driving by a "zone" in a car, yes, I agree, the skunk musk has a very satisfying earthy aroma.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: digi on Mon, 12 May 2014, 19:51:48
Quote from: fohat.digs on Mon, 12 May 2014, 19:50:53
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 17 October 2013, 11:38:49
Quote from: microsoft windows on Thu, 17 October 2013, 09:14:27
I drove past a dead skunk on the side of the road on my way into work this morning.

I like the smell of skunk. My wife thinks I'm nuts. Then again, I've never been sprayed by one or anything.


From a distance, such as driving by a "zone" in a car, yes, I agree, the skunk musk has a very satisfying earthy aroma.


you guys probably enjoy marijuana cigarettes.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 12 May 2014, 20:04:53
Well, my car has been leaking oil on the exhaust manifold and the downpipe. Smells like ass when I stop at a redlight. I guess I shouldn't stop lol (http://www.s2ki.com/s2000/public/style_emoticons/default/driving.gif)
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Sifo on Mon, 12 May 2014, 20:05:49
Internet Explorer
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: fohat.digs on Mon, 12 May 2014, 20:21:57
Quote from: digi on Mon, 12 May 2014, 19:51:48
you guys probably enjoy marijuana cigarettes.

different skunk
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 12 May 2014, 21:30:36
Quote from: Sifo on Mon, 12 May 2014, 20:05:49
Internet Explorer

:))
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: JoeC on Mon, 12 May 2014, 21:39:51
I need new shoes.  They have started aging beyond the point of 'freshness'.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 13 May 2014, 11:01:13
Quote from: Sifo on Mon, 12 May 2014, 20:05:49
Internet Explorer

BLASPHEMY!
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: keymaster on Tue, 13 May 2014, 11:04:19
Wet dogs.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Tarzan on Tue, 13 May 2014, 13:06:17
Headcheese and Havarti sandwiches.  Spicy mustard optional.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: epzy on Tue, 13 May 2014, 13:07:59
My cat's food. :P
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: esoomenona on Tue, 13 May 2014, 13:15:38
Quote from: epzy on Tue, 13 May 2014, 13:07:59
My cat's food. :P

Which is not good because it smells even worse when it comes back out.

And your cat will look so proud of himself when it happens.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: digi on Tue, 13 May 2014, 13:17:58
110lb Labrador farts, they blow out and sound just like a fart on a person, smell worst than the worst thing you can imagine, they make my eyes water and can evacuate large rooms.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: epzy on Tue, 13 May 2014, 13:21:38
Quote from: esoomenona on Tue, 13 May 2014, 13:15:38
Quote from: epzy on Tue, 13 May 2014, 13:07:59
My cat's food. :P

Which is not good because it smells even worse when it comes back out.

And your cat will look so proud of himself when it happens.

He doesn't poop much inside anymore, but when he used to poop inside all the time it didn't smell anyway, because of the special sand in his litter box absorbing the smell. :) He got some new foods today, I can't breathe through my nose when I give it to him, but damn - he loves it.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 13 May 2014, 13:55:44
the carpet outside my room
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 13 May 2014, 14:41:02
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Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Novus on Tue, 13 May 2014, 15:02:14
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That's what happens when your Window's environment crashes.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 13 May 2014, 19:04:09
Whatever my roommate left rotting on the plate in the dishwasher. Opened it and immediately gagged from the smell-wave.
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 13 May 2014, 19:16:22
Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 13 May 2014, 19:04:09
Whatever my roommate left rotting on the plate in the dishwasher. Opened it and immediately gagged from the smell-wave.

Leftover durian?
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 13 May 2014, 19:40:56
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 13 May 2014, 19:16:22
Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 13 May 2014, 19:04:09
Whatever my roommate left rotting on the plate in the dishwasher. Opened it and immediately gagged from the smell-wave.

Leftover durian?

You spill a little durian juice ONE TIME and you never live it down  :'(
Title: Re: Things that Smell Bad
Post by: Novus on Wed, 14 May 2014, 14:31:32
Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 13 May 2014, 19:40:56
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 13 May 2014, 19:16:22
Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 13 May 2014, 19:04:09
Whatever my roommate left rotting on the plate in the dishwasher. Opened it and immediately gagged from the smell-wave.

Leftover durian?

You spill a little durian juice ONE TIME and you never live it down  :'(

Don't worry you are only 1 for 3 at the party foul scene at the moment.
The next one involves a pineapple and the real trouble begins when you've messed with a pineapple + durian together at once.