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Title: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:21:37

Dogs > rats > lizards > pet rock > cats

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:25:57

newport beach MILFs>cats>ALF>demik>pet rock>dogs>lizards

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:27:50

drake > nubs

also, OC asian girls > aything

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: dragonxx21 on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:29:20

Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:25:57

newport beach MILFs>cats>ALF>demilk>pet rock>dogs>lizards

FTFY

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:30:10

great, even the new people don't respect the king

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:30:46

Jimmy Brooks>demik

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: Photekq on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:33:15

i ain't got time for pets, especially not cats. if i were to get a pet it'd be a dog.

cats always act as if they deserve something. nah. if you haven't done anything (cats never do anything ever) then you don't deserve anything.

the only thing a cat has ever done is throw up on my shoe.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:33:33

wheelchair jimmy? REALLY?

(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ecctv/473444/1285248/1285248_original.gif)

Quote from: Photekq on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:33:15

i ain't got time for pets, especially not cats. if i were to get a pet it'd be a dog.

cats always act as if they deserve something. nah. if you haven't done anything (cats never do anything ever) then you don't deserve anything.

the only thing a cat has ever done is throw up on my shoe.

PREACH BROTHER. CATS ARE UNAPPRECIATIVE **** BAGS

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:37:29

I like cats :)























Want to swap recipes?

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: Pacifist on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:38:25

Cat eats Rat

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:38:47

Cat in the Hat?

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:41:05

Quote from: demilk on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:33:33

wheelchair jimmy? REALLY?

Show Image

(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ecctv/473444/1285248/1285248_original.gif)

DUDE IS HARD AS HELL! HE GOT SHOT ONCE ON TV!

(http://i.minus.com/ibz0m6YZuYyjx2.gif)

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: Dubsgalore on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:42:01

I love cats
Cats>dogs imo...

but i love them both so much  :-*

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:42:07

Raining cats and more cats?

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:46:57

if i wanted something that was worthless i'd get a cat.

or a pet rock.

actually i'd get a pet rock because it doesnt act entitled.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:50:05

Cat-apult?

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: Dubsgalore on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:50:49

implying cats are useless i see hur

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: dragonxx21 on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:51:44

Quote from: demilk on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:30:10

great, even the new people don't respect the king

I respect you by not fearing you.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:53:11

Catalepsy.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:53:55

Quote from: dragonxx21 on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:51:44

Quote from: demilk on Sat, 19 October 2013, 23:30:10

great, even the new people don't respect the king

I respect you by not fearing you.

i rather be feared than loved with a pocket full of dubs

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: Michael on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:01:13

http://imgur.com/gallery/brhwl (http://imgur.com/gallery/brhwl)

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:01:36

see, mmb knows wtf is up. cats are ****s.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: Dubsgalore on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:03:54

only a pocket full?

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7372/9857326526_a288bd6d00.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/99760972@N03/9857326526/)

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7304/9779419994_823e63de8b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/99760972@N03/9779419994/)


these are my cats; love, fear them, i don't care

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:04:59

my cousin has a Siamese, cat is crazy. looks cool as **** tho

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: inteli722 on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:05:28

My cats are sitting in the garage because they would scratch up the leather sofas and puke on the cables behind the TV, not to mention be absurd attention ****s.


Well, one of them was an attention ****. One of them was a literal scaredy cat, and the other didn't give two ****s about anything.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: Photekq on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:06:14

Quote from: inteli722 on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:05:28

My cats are sitting in the garage because they would scratch up the leather sofas and puke on the cables behind the TV, not to mention be absurd attention ****s.

:thumb:

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:07:37

Quote from: inteli722 on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:05:28

My cats are sitting in the garage because they would scratch up the leather sofas and puke on the cables behind the TV, not to mention be absurd attention ****s.


Well, one of them was an attention ****. One of them was a literal scaredy cat, and the other didn't give two ****s about anything.

so what you're saying is, they suck.

if you had a dog he'd be a) wanting to play b) sleeping.

in conclusion, dogs are better than cats.

FACT.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: inteli722 on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:09:17

Quote from: demilk on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:07:37

Quote from: inteli722 on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:05:28

My cats are sitting in the garage because they would scratch up the leather sofas and puke on the cables behind the TV, not to mention be absurd attention ****s.


Well, one of them was an attention ****. One of them was a literal scaredy cat, and the other didn't give two ****s about anything.

so what you're saying is, they suck.

if you had a dog he'd be a) wanting to play b) sleeping.

in conclusion, dogs are better than cats.

FACT.

I do have a dog. Alongside cats.


The dog is about as loving as a dog can be. Curls up on the bed, and is far too happy whenever we come home from somewhere.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 20 October 2013, 00:32:31

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Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sun, 20 October 2013, 10:04:42

We just got a new cat, it has dewclaws.....so baller

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sun, 20 October 2013, 14:11:57

i need to stop making threads while slightly intoxicated

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 20 October 2013, 14:21:18

Quote from: demik on Sun, 20 October 2013, 14:11:57

i need to stop making threads while slightly intoxicated

Those are your best threads.  You don't suppress the rage as much in them and they're often awesomely bizarre.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: jonathanyu on Sun, 20 October 2013, 15:10:02

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 20 October 2013, 18:01:16

How do you guys deal with it when your pet kix it....

I mean.. I totally want a pet when I'm 50... surely we'll both die in close proximity..   But I don't know if I could take a serious heart-break at 55...  (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/e111de78.gif)

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sun, 20 October 2013, 18:03:21

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 20 October 2013, 18:01:16

How do you guys deal with it when your pet kix it....

I mean.. I totally want a pet when I'm 50... surely we'll both die in close proximity..   But I don't know if I could take a serious heart-break at 55... 

Show Image

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/e111de78.gif)

Both of my inside pets (one cat, one dog) are around 8yrs old, it'll be different when they eventually die and they are part of the family but at the end of the day they are also just animals.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: demik on Sun, 20 October 2013, 18:07:40

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 20 October 2013, 18:01:16

How do you guys deal with it when your pet kix it....

I mean.. I totally want a pet when I'm 50... surely we'll both die in close proximity..   But I don't know if I could take a serious heart-break at 55... 

Show Image

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/e111de78.gif)

it's something i try not to think about tbh.

i had to give away my husky and it killed it. and i KNOW where she is and if i wanted to i could visit. i dont know what will happen when my dogs die.

Title: Re: Why are cats such buttholes?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 20 October 2013, 18:17:31

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sun, 20 October 2013, 18:03:21

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 20 October 2013, 18:01:16

How do you guys deal with it when your pet kix it....

I mean.. I totally want a pet when I'm 50... surely we'll both die in close proximity..   But I don't know if I could take a serious heart-break at 55... 

Show Image

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/e111de78.gif)

Both of my inside pets (one cat, one dog) are around 8yrs old, it'll be different when they eventually die and they are part of the family but at the end of the day they are also just animals.

Wow... I didn't know you were so "Ice COLD", LOLOL  (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/d1eef220.gif)