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Title: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: lcs on Fri, 01 November 2013, 10:15:50
We've all seen those police shows on tv. Someone is the guy that sees the crime scene and simply knows everything that goes with the criminal. Where he lives, how his childhood was, and so on.

Profilerism is a disease in which the afflicted knows everything of someone by reading his posts on a forum, seeing an email or playing a game with him.

Of course, you can know stuff from these things, but not everything.
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 01 November 2013, 10:19:50
profilerism goes really well with judgementerialism
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: Photoelectric on Fri, 01 November 2013, 10:27:38
"Knows" or "think" they know? :)
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: lcs on Fri, 01 November 2013, 10:32:57
Sure, "thinks" :P

Profilerism goes really well with lots of other stuff :P
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 01 November 2013, 10:45:16
We've all seen those police shows on tv. Someone is the guy that sees the crime scene and simply knows everything that goes with the criminal. Where he lives, how his childhood was, and so on.

Profilerism is a disease in which the afflicted knows everything of someone by reading his posts on a forum, seeing an email or playing a game with him.

Of course, you can know stuff from these things, but not everything.

Wow. You and these made up diseases. I bet you grew up in a snobby neighborhood, wherein you felt you were better than everyone, and thus everyone else has a disease that you don't have...



amidoingitright?
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: lcs on Fri, 01 November 2013, 10:48:05
We've all seen those police shows on tv. Someone is the guy that sees the crime scene and simply knows everything that goes with the criminal. Where he lives, how his childhood was, and so on.

Profilerism is a disease in which the afflicted knows everything of someone by reading his posts on a forum, seeing an email or playing a game with him.

Of course, you can know stuff from these things, but not everything.

Wow. You and these made up diseases. I bet you grew up in a snobby neighborhood, wherein you felt you were better than everyone, and thus everyone else has a disease that you don't have...



amidoingitright?

Precisely.
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: acantha on Fri, 01 November 2013, 10:48:58
i was really expecting this thread to be about someone's snobbery re: SA or DCS or something...
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: Binge on Fri, 01 November 2013, 10:50:17
Much like Rubbercupitus- also known as Toprus Elitis

symptoms:  Empty bank account, a feeling of "oneness", and intimate moments with PBT dysub sets.
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 01 November 2013, 10:54:28
a feeling of "oneness"

It's not oneness, it's ones. Because that's all you have afterward.
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: Binge on Fri, 01 November 2013, 12:10:47
MX Disease, aka - Sweet Tooth

Symptoms: Closet full of unused and neglected keyboards, applying stickers into the housing of every household electronic to improve performance, empty wallet, and a love for bubbly sans
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 November 2013, 15:28:55
Who is Lucas..... ??(http://s1.postimage.org/15vplpkuc/158.gif)
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 01 November 2013, 15:31:32
Who is Lucas..... ??
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lcs with vowels..u and a  :thumb:
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 01 November 2013, 15:32:28
Who is Lucas..... ??
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He created Star Wars, right?
Title: Re: Lucas' made up diseases: Profilerism
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 November 2013, 16:16:16
Who is Lucas..... ??
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lcs with vowels..u and a  :thumb:

I've found him... Lcs is this guy

"This patient presented with an obsession of VOWELS.....  While talking or reading he developed an urge in his mind to look for the first vowel, the sight of which used to make him anxious, which was characterized by shortness of breath, anxiety, and confused thinking, which used to last for a few minutes to few hours and remit spontaneously. "

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2802387/