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Title: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 12 November 2013, 09:54:30
There's been a break in at our cabin. I don't know yet if anything has been stolen, but apparently my parent's *UPDATED*bed has been used, or touched to some extent*UPDATED*, and food's been eaten.
I don't know if my stuff is gone yet, I'm going there later today to check. I'll update you then.

*UPDATES BELOW*

I misheard a lot, actually. They forced open the door, went into my parent's bedroom and threw clothes around. No food was eaten, no weird stains, everything left in place except for my L.A noire complete edition, which was neatly placed behind my collector's edition of Halo 4. This is ****ing strange as ****.

It also appears to be a full grown man, because the door in itself is insanely strong, but he bent ****ing metal. He left no traces to see if it was the same the next day, to check if it was safe. This was just some hyper strong, professional full grown man moving **** and leaving.

The door was forced open with a crowbar.

I misheard, my parent's bed hasn't been used, but clothes were thrown all over the place. Basically there's been action in the bedroom excluding the bed.
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
Post by: vun on Tue, 12 November 2013, 09:58:44
It was goldilocks.
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
Post by: ITzNybble on Tue, 12 November 2013, 09:59:18
Quote from: vun on Tue, 12 November 2013, 09:58:44
It was goldilocks.

the bears are gonna be PISSED!
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:00:26
The bed was too soft, and the porridge was too cold...
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:04:32
(http://i.imgur.com/KPqSjdC.gif)

please tell me no keyboards were involved  :o
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:05:47
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:04:32
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/KPqSjdC.gif)


please tell me no keyboards were involved  :o

Nope, no keyboards were involved.
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:07:35
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:05:47
Show Image
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:04:32
(http://i.imgur.com/KPqSjdC.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/KPqSjdC.gif)

please tell me no keyboards were involved  :o

Nope, no keyboards were involved.

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Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
Post by: Puddsy on Tue, 12 November 2013, 14:58:04
wut
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
Post by: dustinhxc on Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:00:17
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l17b1z1iAC1qztam9o1_500.gif)

Sorry to hear that man...
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:16:10
perhaps it was a bear?
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:56:47
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:16:10
perhaps it was a bear?

What if it was Warwick Davis?
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
Post by: Signature on Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:59:08
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:56:47
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:16:10
perhaps it was a bear?

What if it was Warwick Davis?
Teenwolf`?
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
Post by: jdcarpe on Tue, 12 November 2013, 16:27:03
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:56:47
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:16:10
perhaps it was a bear?

What if it was Warwick Davis?

Out of the way, Peck!
Title: Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
Post by: tufty on Wed, 13 November 2013, 13:25:37
Throw away the toothbrushes.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/crime/toothbrush.asp