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Title: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:45:33

The object to your left is now your main weapon. The object behind you is now your lover.

Main weapon: a can of Febreze moonlit lavender
Sensual lover: a half-eaten Subway meatball marinara with pickles

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: Photekq on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:46:46

main weapon : vinegar
sensual lover : soldering iron

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:52:56

Quote from: Photekq on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:46:46

main weapon : vinegar
sensual lover : soldering iron

If only it was the other way around it would give new meaning to the term 'vinegar strokes.'

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:54:49

Main Weapon: Book
Sensual Lover: Printer

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: LONGZILLA on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:56:08

weapon: newspaper
lover: framed picture of a barn

fuuuuu, i hate you starbucks

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: Photekq on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:56:51

Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:52:56

If only it was the other way around it would give new meaning to the term 'vinegar strokes.'

:))

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: hashbaz on Fri, 15 November 2013, 18:06:55

Main weapon: Sony MDR-V6 headphones
Sensual lover: an old, white couch

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: Puddsy on Fri, 15 November 2013, 18:09:44

Main weapon: A Clash of Kings by George R.R. martin

Sensual lover: Lemon tree

Yep I'm dead

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: hashbaz on Fri, 15 November 2013, 18:13:07

At least you'll have lemon cakes during the apocalypse though. :D

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: Alessandro on Fri, 15 November 2013, 18:16:14

Left: My watch box.

Behind: My IBM Model M 122 on a shelf.

Now if only it was the other way round! D:

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 November 2013, 19:25:08

****.. I'm screwed

left: dac
behind: towel

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: vun on Fri, 15 November 2013, 19:48:34

Left: Slimblade, which works, I can use the ball as a weapon I suppose

Behind: My camera, so not much change there.

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 15 November 2013, 19:55:53

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 November 2013, 19:25:08

behind: towel

So no changes then?

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 15 November 2013, 20:00:27

A 2yr old for a weapon and couch for the other seems legit

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: JoeC on Fri, 15 November 2013, 20:10:16

I am ready to wield my TV remote against the onslaught, beloved microwave in tow.

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: demik on Fri, 15 November 2013, 20:14:23

weapon: a sharpie
sensual lover: a jersey


im glad it wasn't the other way around

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: Hak Foo on Fri, 15 November 2013, 21:41:51

Main Weapon:  Sanwa Pro Trackball .  I guess wielding it like a morning-star might work, until the ball pops out and socks me in the crotchal zone.

Sensual Lover:  A copy of One Piece, Volume 64.

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: swill on Fri, 15 November 2013, 22:37:30

weapon: dismantled vape
lover: 18v milwaukee 2pc cordless combo

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: inteli722 on Fri, 15 November 2013, 22:41:14

Hold on, let me go down to the gun safe.


*walks*


OK. Now my main weapon is a nice Mossberg 590 12 Gauge, and my lover is a .44 magnum. Sounds about right.

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: Dubsgalore on Fri, 15 November 2013, 22:44:13

weapon: poker
sensual lover: my phone

Quote from: Photekq on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:46:46

main weapon : vinegar

HA-HA

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: ITzNybble on Fri, 15 November 2013, 23:01:59

weapon: half naked wife (pjs)
lover: king size pillow

sounds like a good movie :P

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: stancato9 on Fri, 15 November 2013, 23:04:51

Audio Technica Mic

Bed :3

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: bear95 on Sun, 17 November 2013, 04:46:31

Weapon: Pringles

Lover: Trashcan

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sun, 17 November 2013, 05:23:22

Right now a lamp and a pillow.....

Title: Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
Post by: Shadovved on Sun, 17 November 2013, 05:27:34

3M tape and a fan.

I officially died.