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Title: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: missalaire on Thu, 21 November 2013, 14:20:09
Early Black Friday deal, 50% off their lubricants and free shipping.

All of their products have really good reviews on Amazon, and 50% off beats the Amazon prices.

http://www.dreambrands.com/store#health

Coupon Code: premature

$9.99 compared to $14.99 on Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Carrageenan-All-Natural-Personal-Lubricant/dp/B0017QPOPW?t=slickdeals&tag=slickdeals&ascsubtag=RkmbHFLqEeOZoIJ8_yawtgSIU8_mMQo3_0_0_0

$9.99 compared to $13.59 on Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Ocean-Sensuals-Female-Stimulating-Gel/dp/B004PC49HE?t=slickdeals&tag=slickdeals&ascsubtag=S_qrWlLqEeOS4pIC9oanzASIU8_mMQo3_0_0_0

$9.99 compared to $17.99 on Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Ocean-Sensuals-Sensual-Personal-Lubricant/dp/B004PBXPCA?t=slickdeals&tag=slickdeals&ascsubtag=UTi4oFLqEeOM6LrDV8mQ4wSIU8_mMQo3_0_0_0
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 14:21:50
:eek:
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: AKIMbO on Thu, 21 November 2013, 14:22:01
Aww yussss....got to lube up my "sliders on my keyboard" so I can get that good feeling of oness with cupped rubber.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: phx on Thu, 21 November 2013, 14:23:03
ಠ_ಠ
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: xmagusx on Thu, 21 November 2013, 14:25:52
Coupon Code: premature
They must be quite good lubricants.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: kmiller8 on Thu, 21 November 2013, 14:28:47
This thread's number is 1.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: AKIMbO on Thu, 21 November 2013, 14:28:47
Coupon Code: premature
They must be quite good lubricants.

Lol...I'm dying here.

Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 November 2013, 14:41:27
Gonna buy this and send it to all the people I hate as a passive aggressive "go **** yourself" gift.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 14:52:02
Gonna buy this and send it to all the people I hate as a passive aggressive "go **** yourself" gift.

Might as well throw one of these in for another couple bucks

http://www.amazon.com/Nicholson-Type-Wooden-Handle-Length/dp/B001T4KQL4/
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: Pacifist on Thu, 21 November 2013, 14:53:47
So this is cheaper than originative? Comeon.....welp guess im buying one of these too, which one is best for blacks?
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: xmagusx on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:10:19
So this is cheaper than originative? Comeon.....welp guess im buying one of these too, which one is best for blacks?
I really don't think personal lubricants have racial preferences.
All pink on the inside, as they say.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: Pacifist on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:13:45
So this is cheaper than originative? Comeon.....welp guess im buying one of these too, which one is best for blacks?
I really don't think personal lubricants have racial preferences.
All pink on the inside, as they say.

I like linear blacks for gaming
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:16:52
So this is cheaper than originative? Comeon.....welp guess im buying one of these too, which one is best for blacks?
I really don't think personal lubricants have racial preferences.
All pink on the inside, as they say.

I like linear blacks for gaming

LMAO. I heard KY Jelly works better though.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: Pacifist on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:20:23
So this is cheaper than originative? Comeon.....welp guess im buying one of these too, which one is best for blacks?
I really don't think personal lubricants have racial preferences.
All pink on the inside, as they say.

I like linear blacks for gaming

LMAO. I heard KY Jelly works better though.

Link? My blacks are really scratchy right now
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:21:22
I cannot link you to KY Jelly son, it's NSFW...It's ok though, one day you'll be old enough to understand.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: missalaire on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:24:14
So this is cheaper than originative? Comeon.....welp guess im buying one of these too, which one is best for blacks?

I like linear blacks for gaming

Link? My blacks are really scratchy right now

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Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: Pacifist on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:26:24
I cannot link you to KY Jelly son, it's NSFW...It's ok though, one day you'll be old enough to understand.

But my black stems demand them!  >:D
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:28:12
I seriously can't tell if you're trolling or not anymore. Also I cant stop laughing. Oh man my sides hurt
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: missalaire on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:30:33
I seriously can't tell if you're trolling or not anymore. Also I cant stop laughing. Oh man my sides hurt

Thing is, even if he is/was trolling, I could see him being 100% serious at the same time.

missalaire, hashbaz, AKIMbO, dfj, herbyscrub, iAmAhab (+ 2 Hidden) and 13 Guests are viewing this topic.

A Supreme Moderator has graced my thread. I am honored.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: metalliqaz on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:31:40
heh.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: HPE1000 on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:34:33
sigh...*unzip*
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:35:46
I seriously can't tell if you're trolling or not anymore. Also I cant stop laughing. Oh man my sides hurt

Thing is, even if he is/was trolling, I could see him being 100% serious at the same time.

missalaire, hashbaz, AKIMbO, dfj, herbyscrub, iAmAhab (+ 2 Hidden) and 13 Guests are viewing this topic.

A Supreme Moderator has graced my thread. I am honored.

Even mods need to have a good time.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: xmagusx on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:37:57
But my black stems demand them!  >:D
Hey now ... no cap, no fap (http://www.amazon.com/Durex-Lubricated-Condoms-Sensitive-Quantity/dp/B0064FHAR6/). After all, do you really know where all your thick black stems have been?
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: Photekq on Thu, 21 November 2013, 15:41:01
pacifist you are edging towards cpt-levels of new.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:01:13
Kind of endearing to see a naive 16 year old tho.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:04:53
Kind of endearing to see a naive 16 year old tho.

It would be good to know who's still in high school, quite a few youngsters out there.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:06:28
Ftr if weed threads get instadeleted due to the excuse of younger Ghers threads about sexual lubricants shouldn't be allowed either.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:08:35
Ftr if weed threads get instadeleted due to the excuse of younger Ghers threads about sexual lubricants shouldn't be allowed either.

Threads about weed get deleted?? I didn't know that :eek:
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: t2russo on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:09:16
Ftr if weed threads get instadeleted due to the excuse of younger Ghers threads about sexual lubricants shouldn't be allowed either.

100% disagree.  If this prevents one 16 year old geekhacker from whacking it with Krytox 205 out of desperation, missalaire has done her job.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: Pacifist on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:09:41
I'm starting to think this isn't switch lube. Can someone explain what in the world this is used for if not to lube switches?
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:10:47
Ftr if weed threads get instadeleted due to the excuse of younger Ghers threads about sexual lubricants shouldn't be allowed either.

100% disagree.  If this prevents one 16 year old geekhacker from whacking it with Krytox 205 out of desperation, missalaire has done her job.
Same can be said about weed.

If one joint prevents a teen from going out and being a jack ass then it's worth it.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: Pacifist on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:11:05
Ftr if weed threads get instadeleted due to the excuse of younger Ghers threads about sexual lubricants shouldn't be allowed either.

100% disagree.  If this prevents one 16 year old geekhacker from whacking it with Krytox 205 out of desperation, missalaire has done her job.

I doubt I will have enough krytox left after using the lube from originative. Its only good for ~110 switches and I'm lubing 110 switches
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:11:49
I'm starting to think this isn't switch lube. Can someone explain what in the world this is used for if not to lube switches?

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Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: Pacifist on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:14:09
I'm starting to think this isn't switch lube. Can someone explain what in the world this is used for if not to lube switches?

(Attachment Link)

I still don't get it. What does two shirtless guys playing with balloons have to do with anything?
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: metalliqaz on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:17:10
No.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: regack on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:23:17
missalaire doesn't discriminate when it comes to good deals (no pun intended)
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: kmiller8 on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:24:27
I still don't get it. What does two shirtless guys playing with balloons have to do with anything?

God you're retarded.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:25:18
I still don't get it. What does two shirtless guys playing with balloons have to do with anything?

God you're retarded.

Am I a bad person for laughing out loud when I read that  :))
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: Pacifist on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:27:06
I still don't get it. What does two shirtless guys playing with balloons have to do with anything?

God you're retarded.

How so? Please explain what exactly this lube is used for
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: ferociousfingerings on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:27:42
sigh...*unzip*

Voting for best post
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: kmiller8 on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:28:18
How so? Please explain what exactly this lube is used for

(http://i.imgur.com/3o0Ph8d.jpg)
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: missalaire on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:29:06
I still don't get it. What does two shirtless guys playing with balloons have to do with anything?

God you're retarded.

How so? Please explain what exactly this lube is used for

Not sure if really that daft or trying too hard.

Either way, I nominate you for the Darwin Awards.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: regack on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:29:39
I still don't get it. What does two shirtless guys playing with balloons have to do with anything?

God you're retarded.

How so? Please explain what exactly this lube is used for

Seriously... read the reviews on amazon... they're pretty amusing actually
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:38:59
I still don't get it. What does two shirtless guys playing with balloons have to do with anything?

God you're retarded.

How so? Please explain what exactly this lube is used for

Yeah. Slowly and detailed pls.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: HPE1000 on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:45:02
very smooth
much pleasure
so natural
wow


umadbro
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:45:45
I think everyone should experiment with lube alone your first time using it so you don't embarrass yourself in front of anyone else.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: metalliqaz on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:49:00
Yeah. Slowly and detailed pls.

This thread is gold.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: regack on Thu, 21 November 2013, 16:50:52
Yeah. Slowly and detailed pls.

This thread is gold.


Indeed... it definitely gives me this sort of pleasurable tingly sensation

Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: missalaire on Thu, 21 November 2013, 17:00:29
Yeah. Slowly and detailed pls.

This thread is gold.

Of course it is. Did you expect anything less of the Great Finder of Great Finders? ;P
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: hashbaz on Thu, 21 November 2013, 17:29:26
Sorry to interrupt guys but demik mentioned weed.  Gotta lock sry.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: missalaire on Thu, 21 November 2013, 17:31:32
Sorry to interrupt guys but demik mentioned weed.  Gotta lock sry.

GG demik
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 21 November 2013, 17:35:25
Sorry to interrupt guys but demik mentioned weed.  Gotta lock sry.

GG demik

THANKS OBADEMIK
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 21 November 2013, 17:43:04
demik is the reason we can't have nice things.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 17:49:42
My grandpa uses bacon grease for everything.

Its the OG lube.
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: HPE1000 on Thu, 21 November 2013, 17:51:46
My grandpa uses bacon grease for everything.

Its the OG lube.
You know that is an actual thing, right? I remember seeing it awhile ago.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41aOdRll3HL._SX300_.jpg)
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 17:54:11
He must has a jar in his cabinet in the kitchen....
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: demik on Thu, 21 November 2013, 17:58:01
I regret nothing
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: ComradeSniper on Thu, 21 November 2013, 19:10:10
I'm starting to think this isn't switch lube. Can someone explain what in the world this is used for if not to lube switches?

oh god
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: berserkfan on Thu, 21 November 2013, 21:26:47
Actually, aren't these switch lubes? A keyboard is a personal thing, and hygiene is very important.

I'm starting to think this isn't switch lube. Can someone explain what in the world this is used for if not to lube switches?
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: tuxsavvy on Thu, 21 November 2013, 21:28:00
Aww yussss....got to lube up my "sliders on my keyboard" so I can get that good feeling of oness with cupped rubber.

Imagine how that feels, rubber with lube and the sliders going up and down on it...  :p It is like the key caps are getting their dosage of what it means to be human.

Too bad they won't ship elsewhere.. now what they need next are flavoured lubes...
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 21 November 2013, 21:29:48
Aww yussss....got to lube up my "sliders on my keyboard" so I can get that good feeling of oness with cupped rubber.

Imagine how that feels, rubber with lube and the sliders going up and down on it...  :p It is like the key caps are getting their dosage of what it means to be human.

You mean disappointment? :P
Title: Re: 50% off personal lubricants + Free Shipping
Post by: tuxsavvy on Thu, 21 November 2013, 21:35:20
Aww yussss....got to lube up my "sliders on my keyboard" so I can get that good feeling of oness with cupped rubber.

Imagine how that feels, rubber with lube and the sliders going up and down on it...  :p It is like the key caps are getting their dosage of what it means to be human.

You mean disappointment? :p

Disappointment for us humans but no disappointment for the key caps getting probably once in a lifetime opportunity. Afterall, we have easy access to such stuff but not to the poor key caps.  ;D