People, man. I have a room-mate and we've been mates for years so we have the same circle of friends. Apparently this means that whenever friends can't reach him they should call me so I can relay messages.
And they think I'm being rude for getting pissed off at nonsense calls all day long. PISS. OFF. ****HEADS.
I could fill a sub-forum with rants o.o
People, man. I have a room-mate and we've been mates for years so we have the same circle of friends. Apparently this means that whenever friends can't reach him they should call me so I can relay messages.
And they think I'm being rude for getting pissed off at nonsense calls all day long. PISS. OFF. ****HEADS.
This is why they don't call u to hang out at the parties with girls attending..
ur last draw for the dreaded guys night out, with sausage.
People, man. I have a room-mate and we've been mates for years so we have the same circle of friends. Apparently this means that whenever friends can't reach him they should call me so I can relay messages.
And they think I'm being rude for getting pissed off at nonsense calls all day long. PISS. OFF. ****HEADS.
I love Americai wish it was a normal country so i would move to california.
I love Americai wish it was a normal country so i would move to california.
Pretty sure almost every topic in off-topic is a rant thread. Just sayin'.... :P
I love Americai wish it was a normal country so i would move to california.
That will be very much unlike Russia, climate-wise.
I love Americai wish it was a normal country so i would move to california.
That will be very much unlike Russia, climate-wise.
I'm sure he'd have a hard time adjusting to the fact that he can walk outside with shorts and a t-shirt in the dead of winter, at least during the day, LOL.
I love Americai wish it was a normal country so i would move to california.
That will be very much unlike Russia, climate-wise.
I'm sure he'd have a hard time adjusting to the fact that he can walk outside with shorts and a t-shirt in the dead of winter, at least during the day, LOL.
Haha, I was merely pointing it out. Some people, myself included, would miss the snow if we moved away from a snowy climate. :P
I love Americai wish it was a normal country so i would move to california.
That will be very much unlike Russia, climate-wise.
I'm sure he'd have a hard time adjusting to the fact that he can walk outside with shorts and a t-shirt in the dead of winter, at least during the day, LOL.
Haha, I was merely pointing it out. Some people, myself included, would miss the snow if we moved away from a snowy climate. :P
I love Americai wish it was a normal country so i would move to california.
That will be very much unlike Russia, climate-wise.
I'm sure he'd have a hard time adjusting to the fact that he can walk outside with shorts and a t-shirt in the dead of winter, at least during the day, LOL.
Haha, I was merely pointing it out. Some people, myself included, would miss the snow if we moved away from a snowy climate. :P
ROFL I don't know anyone that misses the snow. My dad is from Chicago, and one day while shoveling the snow he decided "F this snow, I'm moving to California," so I was spared a lifetime of crappy weather, and 40 degrees is almost too cold for me to go outside. Tons of people I know from the midwest or east coast also left because of the weather.
world's best snow is 10 hours drive from sf. what a pity.
you just have to be okay with the Mexicancheck
Filipinocheck
Chinesenot sure about chinese americans
Vietnamesecheck
Indiannope
Arabnope
i like how no one reacted to my "i wish it was a normal country" statement :p
you just have to be okay with the MexicancheckFilipinocheckChinesenot sure about chinese americansVietnamesecheckIndiannopeArabnope
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i like how no one reacted to my "i wish it was a normal country" statement :p
you just have to be okay with the MexicancheckFilipinocheckChinesenot sure about chinese americansVietnamesecheckIndiannopeArabnope
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i like how no one reacted to my "i wish it was a normal country" statement :p
Why not the Arabs? huehue
Stupid, uninformed people giving stupid advice to uninformed people.
Stupid, uninformed people giving stupid advice to uninformed people.
That almost deserves its own thread.
New rant - people that talk major **** where a fight would be inevitable, but are too ***** made to actually fight or even talk when the person they were talking **** about confronts them, then pretend like they are some sort of victim.
I was at dinner with my wife, son, and dad this evening at a loud restaurant. My son started getting really loud for a couple seconds, so I told him "you're too loud, be quiet or you're going to be in trouble," and my wife apologized to the couple at the next table for the outburst. I was talking to my dad not paying attention, my wife then mentioned that right after she apologized the couple started talking about what a brat my kid is, and how horrible of parents we must be. They said it loud enough that they wanted us to hear it. At that point I got loud and told my kid to be as loud as he wants, and that stupid ****s need to stay at home if you don't want to be around kids. I said that he was loud because kids are kids, I made him be quiet, we apologized, and that should have been the end of the story. I used the C word to describe the woman at least five times to where other tables were looking, because I figured the dude would try to defend his female, and I can call it self defense when I ask "WTF are you going to do about it?", he attacks me and I beat his ass for trash talking. Obviously I targeted the dude because it isn't acceptable to fight females unless you are also one. Both of them sat silent until we left, and wouldn't even look in our direction, because I was staring them down the entire time. Why make comments like that if you aren't looking for a confrontation? I really hate going out in public.
Yeah I got something to ****ing rant about. So I just got my PS3 today, woopty ****ing doo, super excited to just sit down and have a relaxing evening playing my new games. Can I do that? Can I just have that? Nope! Instead I have to spend the next 3 hours of my life installing ****ing games that I already have on disc. Yeah I get that they run a bit quicker, but Jesus ****ing goddamn Christ, 3HOURS 3 ****ING HOURS OF MY LIFE watching bar after bar crawl slowly across the screen, and after that do you get to play them? NOPE more installing for updates, DLC, network connectivity, etc etc on and on and on. ****! A blaring reminder of why I do my consul gaming on older systems. And to boot, what game took the longest to install? The ****ing Silent Hill HD collection! I mean, unholy Zombie Moses, a nearly 13 year old game and that's the one that took nearly 20minutes to install. What on Earth could be so ****ing vital that a ****ing 13 year old game needs a 500mb update? I don't remember anything being overtly broken about either Silent Hill 2 or 3 that would ever warrant something as ****ed in the head as that bull****! After all this cock and bull**** I don't even feel like playing, I'm too ****ing exhausted from doing nothing all damn day.
And to boot it's just downright lazy for devs to release unfinished games because they need to meet invisible milestones and release dates. Don't publishers understand how ****ed up it is to release a broken and unfinished game? You can't expect good reviews on a **** product release like that. And now even indie devs are doing this ****, everyone's just getting lazier and giving less ****s. Remember when you were able to just buy a game, go home, pop it into your system AND PLAY IT. And glitches were fun back then, to be able to discover some awesome thing the game's not supposed to do, because developers went to a lot of time and effort to release something that wasn't held together with metaphorical bubble gum and duct tape.
On top of all this bull****, the system not only didn't include an HDMI cable, but the component video cable WASN'T EVEN THE RIGHT ONE! They included a component cable for the fat PS3 model that doesn't even ****ing fit the slim model. Like seriously, what the ****ing ****! Luckily my neighbor had a spare one he gave me, but god damn man someone at the packaging factory deserves to be slapped across the face with Bigfoot's **** for that obvious blunder. Plus the corner cutting on the bundled games is sickening./ As a collector I ****ing HATE when companies give their greatest hits or game of the year versions different colored cases or spines that throw off your entire collection, but these ****tards didn't even have the common decency to put the two bundled games in plastic cases at all. Nope, they just threw them into paper sleeves, no manual, no box, just a disc in a paper ****ing sleeve as if they were black market copies. **** you Sony executive who made that call, **** you to death you sadistic ****!
*noisyturtle takes a deep breath
OK, I do feel a bit better having typed my rage out. Sorry about the language, but sometimes you just need to let the kettle boil over.
I love America, but I hate most other Americans. The ones I hate most are the ones always saying "love it or leave it" all the time. I don't think I, or other useful members of society, need to leave. The useless, inconsiderate to everyone else, blobs of crap need to go. Morons that think a bucket of fried chicken, or a "meatza" from some dumbass caveman diet are healthy because they are low carb, seriously need to GTFO of my country. If people dedicated as much energy to not eating greasy crap from a box/can/bag/drive through/etc., and exercised, as they did with stupid fad diets, we would all look like fitness models. A salad with 2000 calories worth of creamy dressing slathered on it isn't a "healthy meal option" by the way. Seriously, it isn't difficult to cook a healthy and tasty meal in a short amount of time. The internet can be used for more than looking at porn and sports scores, so if you can't cook, there's no excuse not to find recipes online. Today I got lucky and got parking right in front of a store, but when I went to leave some bovine jackass decided to block me in to unload a bunch of cows. I waited literally five minutes for all of the lard asses to exit the SUV, because they were all too fat and lazy to walk from the parking lot like normal people instead of a bunch of cattle. None of them were old, so there isn't an excuse. Obviously my reverse lights were on, and at one point I got out and stared at the driver, but they were all too stupid and oblivious to the fact that there are other people in the world. I also hate people that are so fat that they get a handicap placard, being fat doesn't qualify as a disability to me, if anything they should be REQUIRED to park as far away as possible to get some exercise. Leave the handicap spots for the elderly or disabled war veterans. Luckily my son was with me and I make it a point to avoid fighting or making violent threats to others while he's with me, otherwise I would have done a lot more than stare. Also the ones that can't solve SIMPLE math problems that a middle school child should be able to do like x + 5 = 7, or a^2 + b^2 = c^2, know nothing about history, think that evolution doesn't make sense but a talking snake does, and are at a 5th grade reading level, need to GTFO. We look like gluttonous idiots to the rest of the world, and I hate going to public places because I have a violent temper, people are stupid, and I don't like getting arrested.
Yeah I got something to ****ing rant about. So I just got my PS3 today, woopty ****ing doo, super excited to just sit down and have a relaxing evening playing my new games. Can I do that? Can I just have that? Nope! Instead I have to spend the next 3 hours of my life installing ****ing games that I already have on disc. Yeah I get that they run a bit quicker, but Jesus ****ing goddamn Christ, 3HOURS 3 ****ING HOURS OF MY LIFE watching bar after bar crawl slowly across the screen, and after that do you get to play them? NOPE more installing for updates, DLC, network connectivity, etc etc on and on and on. ****! A blaring reminder of why I do my consul gaming on older systems. And to boot, what game took the longest to install? The ****ing Silent Hill HD collection! I mean, unholy Zombie Moses, a nearly 13 year old game and that's the one that took nearly 20minutes to install. What on Earth could be so ****ing vital that a ****ing 13 year old game needs a 500mb update? I don't remember anything being overtly broken about either Silent Hill 2 or 3 that would ever warrant something as ****ed in the head as that bull****! After all this cock and bull**** I don't even feel like playing, I'm too ****ing exhausted from doing nothing all damn day.
And to boot it's just downright lazy for devs to release unfinished games because they need to meet invisible milestones and release dates. Don't publishers understand how ****ed up it is to release a broken and unfinished game? You can't expect good reviews on a **** product release like that. And now even indie devs are doing this ****, everyone's just getting lazier and giving less ****s. Remember when you were able to just buy a game, go home, pop it into your system AND PLAY IT. And glitches were fun back then, to be able to discover some awesome thing the game's not supposed to do, because developers went to a lot of time and effort to release something that wasn't held together with metaphorical bubble gum and duct tape.
On top of all this bull****, the system not only didn't include an HDMI cable, but the component video cable WASN'T EVEN THE RIGHT ONE! They included a component cable for the fat PS3 model that doesn't even ****ing fit the slim model. Like seriously, what the ****ing ****! Luckily my neighbor had a spare one he gave me, but god damn man someone at the packaging factory deserves to be slapped across the face with Bigfoot's **** for that obvious blunder. Plus the corner cutting on the bundled games is sickening./ As a collector I ****ing HATE when companies give their greatest hits or game of the year versions different colored cases or spines that throw off your entire collection, but these ****tards didn't even have the common decency to put the two bundled games in plastic cases at all. Nope, they just threw them into paper sleeves, no manual, no box, just a disc in a paper ****ing sleeve as if they were black market copies. **** you Sony executive who made that call, **** you to death you sadistic ****!
*noisyturtle takes a deep breath
OK, I do feel a bit better having typed my rage out. Sorry about the language, but sometimes you just need to let the kettle boil over.
In hindsight it was dumb. That's why I try not to leave the house very often these days, I react violently to stupid ****, and people are stupid.
kmiller8: thank ****ing christ I'm not a mod
kmiller8: I'd lock every stupid ****ing thread
kmiller8: http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=52957.0
kmiller8: where the **** are they getting the idea these are knock-off HHKBs
kmiller8: have those ever shown up anywhere ever
kmiller8: no.
kmiller8: they're just fake ****ing ebay listings
kmiller8: and people are all "EHRMAGERD, HOW WILL I TELL MY $40 HHKB ISN'T REAL"
kmiller8: BECAUSE YOU WON'T ****ING GET IT, YOU DUMB ****S.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.....without me in it ;)
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.....without me in it ;)
It's the wrong side of the bed every day, because of how stupid people are in the morning.
So you're stupid in the morning, tee hee
So you're stupid in the morning, tee hee
I'm going to burn that shark hat when I get home OuO
I really hate people, yet sometimes I like them. When people go Swag and Yolo is when I'be lost most of my hope for humanity. There will be a lot of people working at McDonalds though...
Yeah I got something to ****ing rant about. So I just got my PS3 today, woopty ****ing doo, super excited to just sit down and have a relaxing evening playing my new games. Can I do that? Can I just have that? Nope! Instead I have to spend the next 3 hours of my life installing ****ing games that I already have on disc. Yeah I get that they run a bit quicker, but Jesus ****ing goddamn Christ, 3HOURS 3 ****ING HOURS OF MY LIFE watching bar after bar crawl slowly across the screen, and after that do you get to play them? NOPE more installing for updates, DLC, network connectivity, etc etc on and on and on. ****! A blaring reminder of why I do my consul gaming on older systems. And to boot, what game took the longest to install? The ****ing Silent Hill HD collection! I mean, unholy Zombie Moses, a nearly 13 year old game and that's the one that took nearly 20minutes to install. What on Earth could be so ****ing vital that a ****ing 13 year old game needs a 500mb update? I don't remember anything being overtly broken about either Silent Hill 2 or 3 that would ever warrant something as ****ed in the head as that bull****! After all this cock and bull**** I don't even feel like playing, I'm too ****ing exhausted from doing nothing all damn day.
And to boot it's just downright lazy for devs to release unfinished games because they need to meet invisible milestones and release dates. Don't publishers understand how ****ed up it is to release a broken and unfinished game? You can't expect good reviews on a **** product release like that. And now even indie devs are doing this ****, everyone's just getting lazier and giving less ****s. Remember when you were able to just buy a game, go home, pop it into your system AND PLAY IT. And glitches were fun back then, to be able to discover some awesome thing the game's not supposed to do, because developers went to a lot of time and effort to release something that wasn't held together with metaphorical bubble gum and duct tape.
On top of all this bull****, the system not only didn't include an HDMI cable, but the component video cable WASN'T EVEN THE RIGHT ONE! They included a component cable for the fat PS3 model that doesn't even ****ing fit the slim model. Like seriously, what the ****ing ****! Luckily my neighbor had a spare one he gave me, but god damn man someone at the packaging factory deserves to be slapped across the face with Bigfoot's **** for that obvious blunder. Plus the corner cutting on the bundled games is sickening./ As a collector I ****ing HATE when companies give their greatest hits or game of the year versions different colored cases or spines that throw off your entire collection, but these ****tards didn't even have the common decency to put the two bundled games in plastic cases at all. Nope, they just threw them into paper sleeves, no manual, no box, just a disc in a paper ****ing sleeve as if they were black market copies. **** you Sony executive who made that call, **** you to death you sadistic ****!
*noisyturtle takes a deep breath
OK, I do feel a bit better having typed my rage out. Sorry about the language, but sometimes you just need to let the kettle boil over.
I got massively into Assassins Creed 4, and then i reached a point where the game breaks about 15 hours in. Got to wait for Ubisoft (where the U stands for really ****ing slow or Useless) I was actually quite enjoying it. Apparently this bug was introduced through a patch on December 3rd... This leads me onto
I mean what happened to testing god damn games before you released them????
For the love of god, Battlefield 4 (multiplayer) is finally in a state where I can enjoy it (but only just, and after what ? 2 months) Although the Campaign is horribly finished.
AC4 is so barely finished its unbelievable, I enjoy the game, but its only just finished and needs a damn good polish.
There are so many other examples, I just can't think right now.
BF4 sometimes I still can't even browse for servers, also love the occasional guy gliding around on his knee, my brother first pointed that one out to me. Also loved getting "killed in action" walking over some rocks.
BF4 sometimes I still can't even browse for servers, also love the occasional guy gliding around on his knee, my brother first pointed that one out to me. Also loved getting "killed in action" walking over some rocks.
I get shot in the face and get "Kill in action" I just look at my PC confused. I constantly have "couldn't connect to server" etc. Trying to get into a game takes way too long. But strangely I enjoy playing it when I get in.
I didn't know John Rambo lived in Australia.
i always knew i don't want to live in perth. water shortage, redbacks, elrick.
**** all these locked threads
I know that this sounds crazy, but some girls are just way too attractive for movies. A movie is supposed to invoke emotions based on storylines and the characters built around them. But some of these actresses emotionally distract me from the feelings that I'm supposed to have based on the story. I should be sad at certain points in these films where instead I'm just.....not sad.
With that said, I hope they never stop casting these beauties! It's just a mixed bag. What a mess.
Now, time to find more Scarlett Johansen movies.
Gaffigan knows his **** I guess. And his food.
Happened 2 days ago. Happened to my father's car as well, but he had to replace his windshield after that...
/rant
For the love of Mike, can every single form of entertainment media just stop with the zombies already? How the hell are people not just flat out sick and tired of the constant bombardment of zombie crap churned out every 2.4 seconds by people who think whatever they are working on is cool or edgy or they wanna get in on this undying fad(heh.) Enough with the goddamn zombies, planet Earth. They are so played out, sooooooo played.
left my apple headphones on a table in a computer store. noticed a few minutes later. good bye, apple headphones.
left my apple headphones on a table in a computer store. noticed a few minutes later. good bye, apple headphones.
people who use return periods as test drives.Lolz
people who use return periods as test drives.
This is the first time it's happened to me when customizing a keyboard: I can't settle on the right switches for my LightSaver. I've already tried stock Clears and Browns--with keycaps on and fake typing tests, and while I do like and have Blues, I shouldn't use them in my quiet bedroom. Not a fan of any Clears variations other than lubed stock. PCB-mounted Clears on my WEY feel incredible, and the best out of 4 boards with Clears I've used so far. After it, any other Clears feel inferior, especially in a super dampened heavy metal case with a rigid plate. I'm having a terrible time deciding which switches to use. And my 62g Blacks that would be a good option are mounted on a PCB that's currently held by someone else for unsure how long still. MX Whites with 62g springs could be interesting, but 'spensive =/
Would love to finally solder everything together and actually use the keyboard... :mad:
This is the first time it's happened to me when customizing a keyboard: I can't settle on the right switches for my LightSaver. I've already tried stock Clears and Browns--with keycaps on and fake typing tests, and while I do like and have Blues, I shouldn't use them in my quiet bedroom. Not a fan of any Clears variations other than lubed stock. PCB-mounted Clears on my WEY feel incredible, and the best out of 4 boards with Clears I've used so far. After it, any other Clears feel inferior, especially in a super dampened heavy metal case with a rigid plate. I'm having a terrible time deciding which switches to use. And my 62g Blacks that would be a good option are mounted on a PCB that's currently held by someone else for unsure how long still. MX Whites with 62g springs could be interesting, but 'spensive =/
Would love to finally solder everything together and actually use the keyboard... :mad:
some time ago had a girlfriend, i dumped her, then today i found her picture in a social network. this is how she looks now.u dun goofedShow Image(http://cs408424.vk.me/v408424957/9f70/w3QtaCzepag.jpg)
**** me.
Our local school system spent millions on the new football field(because we all know teenagers playing football is so important) and now they are having to cut almost a million dollars out of the budget by dropping classes/teachers, they started with the consumer education/home economics class (ie: how to cook, sew, write a check) and now they are going for the art and computer classes next.
Healthy eating, thrifty living, real education and skills building = cheese eating surrender monkey lifestyleso, prdlm must be french?
Microsoft have no idea.
I just threw together a quick app to update the status of something in a database.
The IDE could not run it because "the requested operation requires escalation".
Running it outside the IDE prompted for administrative permission to run (via user access control).
Why? Because the filename contains the word "update".
I renamed it to "udpate" instead, and it runs fine without prompting.
Why, Microsoft? Why??
Why? Because the filename contains the word "update".
Why? Because the filename contains the word "update".
For backwards compatibility Windows tries to execute some files with admin rights when their filenames contain certain keywords, for example "setup". The issue here is that if it wouldn't do that, setup files from the pre-Vista era would not get executed with admin rights (which they obviously need) by default, making the average user confused why some program just can't get installed. It's kind of a dirty fix for that problem...
So much in Microsoft operating systems seems to be dirty fixes for things that were broken in the past.
The general feeling that the "new Razer" switches are a brand new design.
The general feeling that the "new Razer" switches are a brand new design.
Just wait....soon the noobs will be showing up asking for help when they break....
The general feeling that the "new Razer" switches are a brand new design.
Just wait....soon the noobs will be showing up asking for help when they break....
Step 1. Set Razer keyboard on fire.
Step 2. Buy a proper keyboard.
so i finally found a buyer for my unicomp with blank coloured keycaps. yesterday at 5pm i went to the local post office to send it to the buyer. got back at 7pm. ****en love russian post. and its customers.
i've no idea where in germany is SB. that's my rant.
If you are an Ebay seller and you put an OBO on your items, that means you accept offers. Don't be an ******* and put OBO, then turn down every offer you get without even making a counter offer. This ****hole turns down 3 of my offers, so I offer him ONE PENNY LESS than what he's asking and he turns it down. Don't be like that guy kids.
I ****ing hate the JVM.
if it loves me, then why these pauses, insane memory consumption and occasional 216% cpu usage?I ****ing hate the JVM.
Bro.
The JVM loves you.
But Java hates everyone.
How are you using it?
if it loves me, then why these pauses, insane memory consumption and occasional 216% cpu usage?I ****ing hate the JVM.
Bro.
The JVM loves you.
But Java hates everyone.
How are you using it?