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Title: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HipsterPunks on Sat, 28 December 2013, 02:30:12
Hey dudes,

Creating this thread to vent,hear, and laugh at arguments or situations with your significant other about your keyboard addiction. Also feel free to post advice, or sneaky ways in which you hide your purchases or maybe you just don't give a damn "ITS MY MONEY, I CAN DO WITH IT WHAT I WANT!" Maybe you're single and have turned down a date waiting for a USPS delivery, all are welcome here  ;D

I'll start with an incident that happened today.

Ordered pizza with the gf for dinner. During the meal she asked if she could try out my new (2 day old keyboard) in a couple games of type racer. "Duh type away" I said. Well we finished up the pizza and went upstairs to play. Here's where everything turned into a two hour long argument. "Hey before you play could you wash your hands?" "Why my hands are clean?" I could literally see the orange and red shine of fresh pizza grease still clinging to her fingers. "Seriously it's brand new and your fingers are greasy" temper tantrum ensued and lasted for two hours all because I asked her to wash her hands. It seems blown way out proportion. So geekhack am I crazy person for asking her this?

Someone else go while I lick my wounds...

Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 28 December 2013, 02:37:03
Hey dudes,

Creating this thread to vent,hear, and laugh at arguments or situations with your significant other about your keyboard addiction. Also feel free to post advice, or sneaky ways in which you hide your purchases or maybe you just don't give a damn "ITS MY MONEY, I CAN DO WITH IT WHAT I WANT!" Maybe you're single and have turned down a date waiting for a USPS delivery, all are welcome here  ;D

I'll start with an incident that happened today.

Ordered pizza with the gf for dinner. During the meal she asked if she could try out my new (2 day old keyboard) in a couple games of type racer. "Duh type away" I said. Well we finished up the pizza and went upstairs to play. Here's where everything turned into a two hour long argument. "Hey before you play could you wash your hands?" "Why my hands are clean?" I could literally see the orange and red shine of fresh pizza grease still clinging to her fingers. "Seriously it's brand new and your fingers are greasy" temper tantrum ensued and lasted for two hours all because I asked her to wash her hands. It seems blown way out proportion. So geekhack am I crazy person for asking her this?

Someone else go while I lick my wounds...



LOL... um..... I understand the sentiment.. 

So perhaps just draw the line somewhere.. if the board is < $300...  live and let go..

if it's >$300,  you can always get a new GF..
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Chau on Sat, 28 December 2013, 02:39:36
Perfectly reasonable request. Hey honey let me touch your new dress with my greasy fingers. :thumb:
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: dustinhxc on Sat, 28 December 2013, 02:41:59
Definetly wash hands before touching an HHKB.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HipsterPunks on Sat, 28 December 2013, 02:44:10


LOL... um..... I understand the sentiment.. 

So perhaps just draw the line somewhere.. if the board is < $300...  live and let go..

if it's >$300,  you can always get a new GF..

The keyboard in question was an hhkb pro 2 with an extra $60 in keycaps on the board. Seems like I'm at the $300 mark. If it was my ducky this argument could have been avoided
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Beca on Sat, 28 December 2013, 03:01:04
Asking her to wash her hands is a perfectly reasonable request, it doesn't even matter if it was on an expensive keyboard or a ****ty rubberdome.

I guess she thought you were taking a jab at her hygiene level?
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: atlas3686 on Sat, 28 December 2013, 03:19:20
That is pretty reasonable, expensive electronics treat them with respect!
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Belfong on Sat, 28 December 2013, 03:29:23
I think she blew off not because of the hygiene thing, which is a reasonable request, but because she felt that you cared for the keyboard more than her. It's the impression she gets from your statement.

Good thread.

I don't have much of a story yet but that's because my PC is in a room upstairs and the family hang out downstairs. So no one ever goes into the boring room but there was once my 2 year old thrashed her hands on the keyboard. I cringed hard and had to gently guide her out of the room and distract her with something else. Fortunately the wife was not there.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HipsterPunks on Sat, 28 December 2013, 03:37:54
I think she blew off not because of the hygiene thing, which is a reasonable request, but because she felt that you cared for the keyboard more than her. It's the impression she gets from your statement.

Good thread.

I don't have much of a story yet but that's because my PC is in a room upstairs and the family hang out downstairs. So no one ever goes into the boring room but there was once my 2 year old thrashed her hands on the keyboard. I cringed hard and had to gently guide her out of the room and distract her with something else. Fortunately the wife was not there.

I hope no clacks were harmed in the thrashing. Kids and keyboards are a dangerous mix! And yes I did receive the "you love a keyboard more than me" more than once tonight
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Belfong on Sat, 28 December 2013, 03:59:12
Unfortunately I don't have any Clacks or BroBots or Gasmask yet. And (fortunately?) the keyboard that she was banging her hands on was the Poker stock caps so it's not as bad yet. I was wise enough to put the HHKB at the workplace and the more precious boards like Matias and Code in the shelf.

Now that everyone is bored of my stuff (it's not a shiny as it once was), I'm able to take out the Code as my daily.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: atlas3686 on Sat, 28 December 2013, 04:14:02
I think she blew off not because of the hygiene thing, which is a reasonable request, but because she felt that you cared for the keyboard more than her. It's the impression she gets from your statement.

Good thread.

I don't have much of a story yet but that's because my PC is in a room upstairs and the family hang out downstairs. So no one ever goes into the boring room but there was once my 2 year old thrashed her hands on the keyboard. I cringed hard and had to gently guide her out of the room and distract her with something else. Fortunately the wife was not there.

I hope no clacks were harmed in the thrashing. Kids and keyboards are a dangerous mix! And yes I did receive the "you love a keyboard more than me" more than once tonight

I've gotten the you love keyboards more than me a couple times as well mainly because of time spent on geekhack.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: quickcrx702 on Sat, 28 December 2013, 04:21:55
My wife once asked me why I need so many expensive keyboards, and that I should get rid of some of them.  I asked why does she need so many expensive handbags, and that she should get rid of some of them.  That was the end of the conversation.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tuxsavvy on Sat, 28 December 2013, 05:54:09
I guess another way to look at it is that you should try making a compromise. If you wash your hands in front of her, she should in turn wash her hands. If that doesn't work out then tell her that you are going to have to switch keyboards because you are in love with your newly acquired stuff. Hopefully she will let in otherwise yeah the arguments will definitely ensue and may not necessarily be a good thing for relationships.

There is another way but that requires one to be in a more calm and collective state in both mind and when speaking. By saying that I would almost sound like a Zen monk trying to recite words of wisdom (or even Cesar Milan himself  :)) ). Evidently it is easier said than done for situations such as a brand new and fairly expensive keyboard is on hand and that one with grubby hands wants to try it out regardless.

Anything at least $50 to $100 and beyond for just a keyboard instantly goes into my "expensive and fairly treasured items". However in saying that it is much easier to raise one's voice in which that can and will cause an argument over views. However if one can practise an ideal approach of dealing with virtually any situation it can go a long way. I too am personally trying to practise the notion of being "calm and assertive". I admit I can get hot headed when someone persistently refuses to follow and accept what I am trying to get across. Then again the ideal approaches in life is to try and to not raise voice early in some dispute because it is a simple tell-tale sign to another person that you are getting angry with them.

Recently I have been in touch with my former self (long story - don't ask) I started watching Cesar Milan's shows (via Youtube) even though Cesar Milan is no god or some sort of deity, he does say certain things that maybe useful elsewhere apart from handling dogs (mainly dogs, not sure about cats for instance but it may also work - just don't quote me on cats). The phrase of "calm and assertive" was a quote none other than by himself as far as I am aware of however in this thread (http://www.recoverynation.com/partnersbb/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=21367) (some other site that is of course) it seems to show the same set of apporach may work elsewhere.

For the record, I too would be annoyed if someone had grubby fingers wanted to fiddle around with my newly acquired expensive item. Regardless if the item is HHKB or Korean custom keyboard (which I forked out large money on) or even just an expensive mechanical keyboard. The case does not apply to just keyboards, virtually anything that is worth a fair amount of investment I would like to assert some rights over just like how a mother were for her newly born offsprings (in a sense of being protective). I am also not that great when it comes to saying the right words at the right time (only vocal, not when writing in text) but if somehow I could practise to link the way I speak via text or via voice is the same I maybe able to handle situations better.

Getting hot headed under issues is easy, resolving issues the right way is often (not always) hard. Maybe your girlfriend may pick up a hint or two (after cooling off from the argument for about a day or so) that her actions and response maybe wrong if she thinks of other possible reasons as to why you were angry with her and her grubby hands over your new keyboard. You could go as far as saying that you paid $300 for the keyboard which might even tell her that you are serious with cleaniness.


Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Belfong on Sat, 28 December 2013, 06:07:14

I think she blew off not because of the hygiene thing, which is a reasonable request, but because she felt that you cared for the keyboard more than her. It's the impression she gets from your statement.

Good thread.

I don't have much of a story yet but that's because my PC is in a room upstairs and the family hang out downstairs. So no one ever goes into the boring room but there was once my 2 year old thrashed her hands on the keyboard. I cringed hard and had to gently guide her out of the room and distract her with something else. Fortunately the wife was not there.

I hope no clacks were harmed in the thrashing. Kids and keyboards are a dangerous mix! And yes I did receive the "you love a keyboard more than me" more than once tonight

I've gotten the you love keyboards more than me a couple times as well mainly because of time spent on geekhack.

Luckily she didn't assume you are tackling a girl in this forum or someone!
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HipsterPunks on Sat, 28 December 2013, 06:16:42
I guess another way to look at it is that you should try making a compromise. If you wash your hands in front of her, she should in turn wash her hands. If that doesn't work out then tell her that you are going to have to switch keyboards because you are in love with your newly acquired stuff. Hopefully she will let in otherwise yeah the arguments will definitely ensue and may not necessarily be a good thing for relationships.

There is another way but that requires one to be in a more calm and collective state in both mind and when speaking. By saying that I would almost sound like a Zen monk trying to recite words of wisdom (or even Cesar Milan himself  :)) ). Evidently it is easier said than done for situations such as a brand new and fairly expensive keyboard is on hand and that one with grubby hands wants to try it out regardless.

Anything at least $50 to $100 and beyond for just a keyboard instantly goes into my "expensive and fairly treasured items". However in saying that it is much easier to raise one's voice in which that can and will cause an argument over views. However if one can practise an ideal approach of dealing with virtually any situation it can go a long way. I too am personally trying to practise the notion of being "calm and assertive". I admit I can get hot headed when someone persistently refuses to follow and accept what I am trying to get across. Then again the ideal approaches in life is to try and to not raise voice early in some dispute because it is a simple tell-tale sign to another person that you are getting angry with them.

Recently I have been in touch with my former self (long story - don't ask) I started watching Cesar Milan's shows (via Youtube) even though Cesar Milan is no god or some sort of deity, he does say certain things that maybe useful elsewhere apart from handling dogs (mainly dogs, not sure about cats for instance but it may also work - just don't quote me on cats). The phrase of "calm and assertive" was a quote none other than by himself as far as I am aware of however in this thread (http://www.recoverynation.com/partnersbb/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=21367) (some other site that is of course) it seems to show the same set of apporach may work elsewhere.

For the record, I too would be annoyed if someone had grubby fingers wanted to fiddle around with my newly acquired expensive item. Regardless if the item is HHKB or Korean custom keyboard (which I forked out large money on) or even just an expensive mechanical keyboard. The case does not apply to just keyboards, virtually anything that is worth a fair amount of investment I would like to assert some rights over just like how a mother were for her newly born offsprings (in a sense of being protective). I am also not that great when it comes to saying the right words at the right time (only vocal, not when writing in text) but if somehow I could practise to link the way I speak via text or via voice is the same I maybe able to handle situations better.

Getting hot headed under issues is easy, resolving issues the right way is often (not always) hard. Maybe your girlfriend may pick up a hint or two (after cooling off from the argument for about a day or so) that her actions and response maybe wrong if she thinks of other possible reasons as to why you were angry with her and her grubby hands over your new keyboard. You could go as far as saying that you paid $300 for the keyboard which might even tell her that you are serious with cleaniness.


(http://i.imgur.com/j2GcAgj.jpg)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: osi on Sat, 28 December 2013, 07:00:24
In regards to the pizza on the fingers.... I eat lots of things with a fork and knife or two forks just to keep grease off my fingers. This includes chicken on the bone.

You weren't out of line with your request for her to wash her hands-- just be tactful with your words. :D

On a side note, I brought my ps3 to a work pizza party one time. Saw grease on my controllers and that was the last time I shared my electronics. I also don't like lotion on my hands for very much the same reasons. I have a problem :(
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: 127001 on Sat, 28 December 2013, 07:22:33
Hey dudes,

Creating this thread to vent,hear, and laugh at arguments or situations with your significant other about your keyboard addiction. Also feel free to post advice, or sneaky ways in which you hide your purchases or maybe you just don't give a damn "ITS MY MONEY, I CAN DO WITH IT WHAT I WANT!" Maybe you're single and have turned down a date waiting for a USPS delivery, all are welcome here  ;D

I'll start with an incident that happened today.

Ordered pizza with the gf for dinner. During the meal she asked if she could try out my new (2 day old keyboard) in a couple games of type racer. "Duh type away" I said. Well we finished up the pizza and went upstairs to play. Here's where everything turned into a two hour long argument. "Hey before you play could you wash your hands?" "Why my hands are clean?" I could literally see the orange and red shine of fresh pizza grease still clinging to her fingers. "Seriously it's brand new and your fingers are greasy" temper tantrum ensued and lasted for two hours all because I asked her to wash her hands. It seems blown way out proportion. So geekhack am I crazy person for asking her this?

Someone else go while I lick my wounds...

If she's letting you get it in you let her pizza finger whatever she likes. It's just a keyboard.

Plus it just and excuse to take it apart and clean it later.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: atlas3686 on Sat, 28 December 2013, 07:23:21

I think she blew off not because of the hygiene thing, which is a reasonable request, but because she felt that you cared for the keyboard more than her. It's the impression she gets from your statement.

Good thread.

I don't have much of a story yet but that's because my PC is in a room upstairs and the family hang out downstairs. So no one ever goes into the boring room but there was once my 2 year old thrashed her hands on the keyboard. I cringed hard and had to gently guide her out of the room and distract her with something else. Fortunately the wife was not there.

I hope no clacks were harmed in the thrashing. Kids and keyboards are a dangerous mix! And yes I did receive the "you love a keyboard more than me" more than once tonight

I've gotten the you love keyboards more than me a couple times as well mainly because of time spent on geekhack.

Luckily she didn't assume you are tackling a girl in this forum or someone!

It's funny you say that she now refers to GH as my keyboard girlfriend :)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Elrick on Sat, 28 December 2013, 07:41:55
It's funny you say that she now refers to GH as my keyboard girlfriend :)

Before long she'll drop you eventually for someone else.  The nature of women in general, when they're ignored or treated like dogs they will go looking elsewhere every time.

Forget about the idiot keyboards, spend time with her, that is what you need or become some of the sad bastards here, that are all alone till the day they die.  I couldn't treat mine the way the op treats his, and she still stays with him?

Also getting all antsy because she has dirty hands and wants to use your keyboard, cry me a river pal.  Man up, give her what she wants then later clean the keyboard, simple solution.  I would of course be catering to all her needs away from the keyboard but you seem to have equal love for an inanimate object that doesn't allow any human comfort nor any conversation.

Work out what you really want, a girl that will stay around or another boring keyboard to pile into the corner of your cupboard.......
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Wildcard on Sat, 28 December 2013, 07:46:46
The more I read this thread, the more I start to question my "hobby". If I started typing out some of the things that I've put my family through for my hobby I'd probably get pissed at myself.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: osi on Sat, 28 December 2013, 07:56:54
Elrick,

Are you saying that if someone approached your hhkb with glistening hands you would gladly oblige?

Just because you are in a relationship doesn't mean there are no boundaries. Part of manning up is also protecting your territory, this includes keyboards.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: regack on Sat, 28 December 2013, 08:01:02
While I would agree that you shouldn't treat people like dogs, there is a certain amount of information in there that is useful if not taken as direct advice.  Dealing with other people (to me) is always challenging when trying to get what you want, and not upset them.  In retrospect, one way to have handled that situation is to say, "let's play with the shiny new thing... oh, wait, WE should wash OUR hands, they're all grubby after pizza, come on" - Now, it is certainly a LOT easier for me to say this after the fact, because I wasn't there in the moment.  But that doesn't mean you can't learn from this interaction, and keep it in mind for the next time - even if it has nothing to do with keyboards.  Relationships are all full of compromise but should also be full of mutual respect.  She should respect your wish to have clean hands, but by doing that with her, you take the pain/sting out of the request and show that you're being held to the same standard.  Now expand that a bit and apply it to other stuff.   
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Belfong on Sat, 28 December 2013, 08:02:36
Elrick is right though. As much as I love my keyboard (or car or <insert most precious of objects), I should always remind myself that these objects are replaceable whereas a hurt feeling or person cannot be reversed. This reminds me of an Internet email story I read: little boy scratched man's (father) new sports car. Man raged and hammered boy's finger. Later man fixed his car but the boy's fingers were permanently damaged and no operations could restored it. Man killed himself in guilt.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: osi on Sat, 28 December 2013, 08:12:35
This seems to be a drastic case. There is no need to be rash in these situatuons -- a simple "babe, come on" can easily diffuse it as well.

Also some responsibility does fall on the owner. If there might be a chance of shenanigans around the keyboard, try to store it away beforehand.

In the end you guys are right though. Things are just things :)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: jbl on Sat, 28 December 2013, 09:27:55
Sounds like a pretty great GF --- she's taking an active interest in your own hobby/obsession.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sat, 28 December 2013, 10:05:48
I really do not think it's too much ask for somebody to wash their hands before handling electronic equipment.  Common courtesy, really. It's respect for the possessions of others.   I suspect you all have some underlying issues.  Work on those.

As for the Dog Whisperer guy, I have learned more about human beings from observing animals than listening to humans drone on about other humans.  We are a animals, after all.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: atlas3686 on Sat, 28 December 2013, 10:20:38
I really do not think it's too much ask for somebody to wash their hands before handling electronic equipment.  Common courtesy, really. It's respect for the possessions of others. 

Completely agree, common courtesy. It's really not a lot to ask.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: demik on Sat, 28 December 2013, 10:27:03
Who doesn't wash their hands after pizza though? That's just nasty.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 28 December 2013, 10:30:12
I like keyboards better than people.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: yasuo on Sat, 28 December 2013, 10:33:00
I like keyboards better than people.
:eek: The reasons spam in GH :-X
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: esoomenona on Sat, 28 December 2013, 10:34:20
The problem here is you've allowed her to take control of situations by throwing tantrums. I bet when she does this, you cower and try to console and appease her. Whereas when she first tried doing these things, you should've checked her. Raise your voice and be assertive because you're not in the wrong. You're right, act like it.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: demik on Sat, 28 December 2013, 10:35:02
I like keyboards better than people.
:eek: The reasons :-X

You can finger all keyboards,  you can't finger all people.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: yasuo on Sat, 28 December 2013, 10:44:42
I like keyboards better than people.
:eek: The reasons :-X

You can finger all keyboards,  you can't finger all people.
little understood,i think reasons a lot members gh in here maybe me too
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: keymaster on Sat, 28 December 2013, 10:53:53
She would have to be rebaptized just to touch my RealForce :P
Luckily, I don't have an issue with my gf about keyboards. Its probably because I was clear with her that it's a hobby and she respects that. The problem isn't you, OP. She is jealous of the attention you give to your keyboards :P
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sat, 28 December 2013, 10:58:28
I ask people to wash their hands before using my video game controllers and my keyboards.  If you can't take a few seconds to save me the hassle of cleaning, I'm not interested in letting you use them. 
It's similar to asking people to take their shoes off when they enter your house - take 5 seconds to spare me half an hour of vacuuming if you get dirt everywhere.  It's called common courtesy.  Some people need to learn that different people have different rules and requirements, without throwing a tantrum in the process.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: YongJK on Sat, 28 December 2013, 11:09:06
**** that ****.
Just dump all the keycaps to polident.
Well, make sure you have couple of sets.  :p
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: iri on Sat, 28 December 2013, 11:16:56
It's similar to asking people to take their shoes off when they enter your house
...so you get this:

(http://cs322322.vk.me/v322322955/cdf/vwBRXp3kR6g.jpg)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sat, 28 December 2013, 11:21:48
It's similar to asking people to take their shoes off when they enter your house
...so you get this:

Show Image
(http://cs322322.vk.me/v322322955/cdf/vwBRXp3kR6g.jpg)


Looks good to me!   :thumb:
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: 1pq on Sat, 28 December 2013, 11:22:23
I like keyboards better than people.
:eek: The reasons :-X

You can finger all keyboards,  you can't finger all people.

Hopefully neither occur with nasty pizza fingers
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 28 December 2013, 11:36:17
"Seriously it's brand new and your fingers are greasy"
I think that is perfectly reasonable to ask someone to wash their hands after eating pizza with their hands before touching anything.
It is not just about keyboards. I wouldn't want greasy pizza-fingerprints on anything in my house, furniture, kitchen appliances, door handles, etc.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: metalliqaz on Sat, 28 December 2013, 12:12:27
Hey dudes,

Creating this thread to vent,hear, and laugh at arguments or situations with your significant other about your keyboard addiction. Also feel free to post advice, or sneaky ways in which you hide your purchases or maybe you just don't give a damn "ITS MY MONEY, I CAN DO WITH IT WHAT I WANT!" Maybe you're single and have turned down a date waiting for a USPS delivery, all are welcome here  ;D

I'll start with an incident that happened today.

Ordered pizza with the gf for dinner. During the meal she asked if she could try out my new (2 day old keyboard) in a couple games of type racer. "Duh type away" I said. Well we finished up the pizza and went upstairs to play. Here's where everything turned into a two hour long argument. "Hey before you play could you wash your hands?" "Why my hands are clean?" I could literally see the orange and red shine of fresh pizza grease still clinging to her fingers. "Seriously it's brand new and your fingers are greasy" temper tantrum ensued and lasted for two hours all because I asked her to wash her hands. It seems blown way out proportion. So geekhack am I crazy person for asking her this?

Someone else go while I lick my wounds...

Break up with her.  She doesn't respect your ****.  Next she'll be getting in your car with muddy feet and stealing money out your wallet.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: iri on Sat, 28 December 2013, 12:42:08
It's similar to asking people to take their shoes off when they enter your house
...so you get this:

Show Image
(http://cs322322.vk.me/v322322955/cdf/vwBRXp3kR6g.jpg)


Looks good to me!   :thumb:
that's what every house party entrance in russia looks like. taking shoes off when entering a house is a rock-solid tradition here.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Dubsgalore on Sat, 28 December 2013, 13:13:48
when one of my little brothers wants to try typing on my poker, I make that bastard wash his hands. No way greasy hands are gonna be touching my poker. :))

In your situation though, I would just said, please wash your hands. Because you really care about the keyboard, and if she was sensible and understanding, she would just wash her hands...I'm pretty ocd about that kinda stuff, I wash my hands and caps before whenever i wake my computer up from sleep. I hate grubby, sticky keycaps.

If she refused to simply run her hands under water, I think i would have just not let her use it. It's your keyboard, your choice.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: elton5354 on Sat, 28 December 2013, 13:21:46
You should be more concerned of her hygiene.  If she thinks her hands are clean with pizza grease on her fingers....
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Belfong on Sat, 28 December 2013, 16:18:46
Now... Back on top, any other stories where keyboard ruin your relationship?

(Technically, OP is not asking for advice on he and her gf)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: iri on Sat, 28 December 2013, 16:27:52
her gf? please continue!
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Elrick on Sat, 28 December 2013, 16:37:29
Elrick,

Are you saying that if someone approached your hhkb with glistening hands you would gladly oblige?

If she had glistening hands as you put it, might as well get her to stroke something phallic  :thumb: .  Since your gf likes to eat pizza then the flavour should be alright for her as she swallows, on one huge hard piece.

Besides, hasn't anyone heard of "WET ONES" hand wipes here?  The professionals all use it, hence why not get a few packs around your home.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Tym on Sat, 28 December 2013, 16:54:53
They the same as Wet Wipes?
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: zoolzoo on Sat, 28 December 2013, 17:01:41
If you don't want to do the whole "its my money" or "this is my hobby" thing...the best way to hide the money you are spending on keyboard crap is to say the packages you are getting all the time are from trades. Your gf, wife, bf, fiance probably knows you buy, AND sell, AND trade on gh or forums in general. Just act like your trading, they shouldnt care enough about your keyboard loadout to notice that you actually are not stopping at the post office to ship **** after work.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Elrick on Sat, 28 December 2013, 17:22:53
They the same as Wet Wipes?

Should be, any kind of antiseptic wipes that ALL professionals use in their businesses  ;) .
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: demik on Sat, 28 December 2013, 17:55:19
The problem here is you've allowed her to take control of situations by throwing tantrums. I bet when she does this, you cower and try to console and appease her. Whereas when she first tried doing these things, you should've checked her. Raise your voice and be assertive because you're not in the wrong. You're right, act like it.

**** what everybody else has said and listen to moose.

Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: zoolzoo on Sat, 28 December 2013, 18:16:54
The problem here is you've allowed her to take control of situations by throwing tantrums. I bet when she does this, you cower and try to console and appease her. Whereas when she first tried doing these things, you should've checked her. Raise your voice and be assertive because you're not in the wrong. You're right, act like it.

**** what everybody else has said and listen to moose.

Yah this is probably the best advice actually. Just tell her to can it.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Belfong on Sat, 28 December 2013, 18:26:25

Elrick,

Are you saying that if someone approached your hhkb with glistening hands you would gladly oblige?

If she had glistening hands as you put it, might as well get her to stroke something phallic  :thumb: .  Since your gf likes to eat pizza then the flavour should be alright for her as she swallows, on one huge hard piece.

Besides, hasn't anyone heard of "WET ONES" hand wipes here?  The professionals all use it, hence why not get a few packs around your home.

:smack head:

Just when I agreed with you Elrick a few posts above, now I have to agree with you even more!! :thumb:
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 28 December 2013, 18:32:38
The problem here is you've allowed her to take control of situations by throwing tantrums. I bet when she does this, you cower and try to console and appease her. Whereas when she first tried doing these things, you should've checked her. Raise your voice and be assertive because you're not in the wrong. You're right, act like it.

**** what everybody else has said and listen to moose.



so ur all agreeing op is being whipped?

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_099_.gif)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: demik on Sat, 28 December 2013, 18:36:33
well we don't know the full story of the relationship but.. all signs point to maybe.

one thing is keeping your SO happy.. another is letting them act like a child over petty things.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Rendom on Sat, 28 December 2013, 19:11:25
Keyboards are evil...
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tuxsavvy on Sat, 28 December 2013, 19:16:17
(http://i.imgur.com/j2GcAgj.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/j2GcAgj.jpg)
There is no magic bullet for virtually anything to do with relationships. How anyone deals with their situation is wholly up to themselves. I am going for a more neutral approach rather than to defend your girlfriend or to agree with you that she should have washed her hands before playing with your keyboard.

In reality, washing hands is as trivial as say, going to shower or brushing teeth. It takes only matter of minutes. People come from all sorts of different backgrounds, whether it would be taking shoes off before entering a house or to not eat with your left hand. A partner whom is more open is flexible on those aspects can surely understand and adhere to certain rituals/beliefs/etc.

On the other hand, going into argument over one's hygiene and/or a newly acquired keyboard in hindsight tells your partner the sort of character you are. Sure you may assert dominance but at the same time when sending out wrong messages it ensues a bitter and hard argument at first over simple misunderstanding that was boiled over and that a compromise could have been made along the lines where possible.

For now I shall put away the suggestions treating partners or whatever like a dog. Maybe some people don't understand there is a deeper meaning behind certain motives. It is interesting to note that from an "average Joe's" point of view when observing pack of dogs or wolves behaviour for instance, humans are hardly much different from the rest of the animal kingdom (notably when it comes to land based apex predators).
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 28 December 2013, 19:23:17
well we don't know the full story of the relationship but.. all signs point to maybe.

one thing is keeping your SO happy.. another is letting them act like a child over petty things.

My understanding is that if either party sees the relationship as a struggle for dominance/power, then the union would always be on edge..

Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: TheSoulhunter on Sat, 28 December 2013, 19:48:18
"Seriously it's brand new and your fingers are greasy"
I think that is perfectly reasonable to ask someone to wash their hands after eating pizza with their hands before touching anything.
It is not just about keyboards. I wouldn't want greasy pizza-fingerprints on anything in my house, furniture, kitchen appliances, door handles, etc.

^ This!

My understanding is that if either party sees the relationship as a struggle for dominance/power, then the union would always be on edge..

But isn't a relationship a continuous struggle for dominance/power and most guys (with non devote girls) simply give up at some point?

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Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: kenmai9 on Sat, 28 December 2013, 20:00:21
Maybe it was the tone in which you asked her to wash her hands.

I've gotten in trouble with my girl for my tone. I wish she would just suck it up and accept the fact that that's just how I talk.

But I can't, because she's just a sensitive person. And I love her and want to make her happy, so I try to ease up the tone as much as I can.

Relationships are about compromises (I think), and I hope you guys settled it after two hours of fighting.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Elrick on Sat, 28 December 2013, 22:47:14
Relationships are about compromises (I think), and I hope you guys settled it after two hours of fighting.

Usually it's all sorted horizontally in about 30 minutes.  Maybe longer if I emptied myself before getting physical with her, it always works when they feel like they're the most important thing in the world (try never to break that illusion).
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 28 December 2013, 23:05:43
They the same as Wet Wipes?

Wet wipes ftw!

I but them by the cases every month.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HipsterPunks on Sat, 28 December 2013, 23:13:51
Oh boy, this was a fun read. Thanks for your input guys, however I feel some people are digging to deeply towards an argument. My relationship is fine, this was just a little tiff that happens in any long term relationship. I was hoping some people would post some stories of similar situations or struggles. Sitting down with her right now watching the breaking bad marathon (her favorite show)...after I cleaned and tucked in my keyboard for bed of course  ;)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: audioave10 on Sat, 28 December 2013, 23:31:01
I'm near retirement and live alone (happily)...Keyboards rule!
 ;D
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 28 December 2013, 23:41:19
They the same as Wet Wipes?

Wet wipes ftw!

I but them by the cases every month.

them seem like a great idea.. I'm a bit worried about them though, because skin absorbs 70% of the chemicals you topically apply..

Soo...... I try not to rub chemicals on myself unless absolutely necessary. like lip-balm in winter

regular tissues with some water.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/154218d4.gif)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HipsterPunks on Sat, 28 December 2013, 23:42:15
I'm near retirement and live alone (happily)...Keyboards rule!
 ;D

Dude as soon as they invent keycaps made of nipples I'm right there with ya :thumb:
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 28 December 2013, 23:43:25
I'm near retirement and live alone (happily)...Keyboards rule!
 ;D

Dude as soon as they invent keycaps made of nipples I'm right there with ya :thumb:

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/whaaat2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862525)

Weridos... (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/70bff581.gif)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 29 December 2013, 00:40:19
They the same as Wet Wipes?

Wet wipes ftw!

I but them by the cases every month.

them seem like a great idea.. I'm a bit worried about them though, because skin absorbs 70% of the chemicals you topically apply..

Soo...... I try not to rub chemicals on myself unless absolutely necessary. like lip-balm in winter

regular tissues with some water..
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/154218d4.gif)


So, like...water...?

Also, it depends entirely on the chemical in question.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Photoelectric on Sun, 29 December 2013, 01:14:01
They the same as Wet Wipes?

Wet wipes ftw!

I but them by the cases every month.

them seem like a great idea.. I'm a bit worried about them though, because skin absorbs 70% of the chemicals you topically apply..

Soo...... I try not to rub chemicals on myself unless absolutely necessary. like lip-balm in winter

regular tissues with some water..
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/154218d4.gif)


So, like...water...?

Also, it depends entirely on the chemical in question.   :rolleyes:

No, it's always 70%!  Because tp4.  We now know that his facial skin has a layer of paper in it.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 29 December 2013, 01:15:58
They the same as Wet Wipes?

Wet wipes ftw!

I but them by the cases every month.

them seem like a great idea.. I'm a bit worried about them though, because skin absorbs 70% of the chemicals you topically apply..

Soo...... I try not to rub chemicals on myself unless absolutely necessary. like lip-balm in winter

regular tissues with some water..
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/154218d4.gif)


So, like...water...?

Also, it depends entirely on the chemical in question.   :rolleyes:

No, it's always 70%!  Because tp4.  We now know that his facial skin has a layer of paper in it.

My finger tips are 70% keyboard!   :eek:
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 29 December 2013, 01:23:16
They the same as Wet Wipes?

Wet wipes ftw!

I but them by the cases every month.

them seem like a great idea.. I'm a bit worried about them though, because skin absorbs 70% of the chemicals you topically apply..

Soo...... I try not to rub chemicals on myself unless absolutely necessary. like lip-balm in winter

regular tissues with some water..
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/154218d4.gif)


So, like...water...?

Also, it depends entirely on the chemical in question.   :rolleyes:

No, it's always 70%!  Because tp4.  We now know that his facial skin has a layer of paper in it.

My finger tips are 70% keyboard!   :eek:

OK, I'm willing to admit that I did read that figure off of a "less than scholarly" website..

BUT... the concept is sound...  less chemical-rubs  = better.(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_059_.gif)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Tym on Sun, 29 December 2013, 04:08:21
But wet wipes are like a shower for your face!

When you need them, you'll know.

Also you sound like a (w)ussy worrying about the chemicals in them, just man up. I've used them for years, nothing wrong with me, well actually there probably is, but its unrelated. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 29 December 2013, 05:56:20
But wet wipes are like a shower for your face!

When you need them, you'll know.

Also you sound like a (w)ussy worrying about the chemicals in them, just man up. I've used them for years, nothing wrong with me, well actually there probably is, but its unrelated. :rolleyes:

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/154218d4.gif)

There's a time for man-up... Not sure this is one of them.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Elrick on Sun, 29 December 2013, 06:44:06
Also you sound like a (w)ussy worrying about the chemicals in them, just man up. I've used them for years, nothing wrong with me, well actually there probably is, but its unrelated. ::)

What, you lot are crying about using Wet Wipes.....unbelievable.  Have to use turps and sometimes delve into clogged diesel fuel pumps, grease bearings and horrid hydraulic maintenance and you lot are worried about getting your hands dirty with a cleaning product?

What the hell has happened to the male generation around here now, it sounds like some kind of mummies boys hang out, where deep discussions on what hand lotion to use that won't leave a stain on their cuticles.

Damn, you better beat off all the girls that want some of that action....... for christ sake  8) .  Someone has already said it clearly -  time to finally man up before it's too late.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Tym on Sun, 29 December 2013, 07:20:30
You're just happy about the Ashes :mad:
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 29 December 2013, 07:36:43
Also you sound like a (w)ussy worrying about the chemicals in them, just man up. I've used them for years, nothing wrong with me, well actually there probably is, but its unrelated. ::)

What, you lot are crying about using Wet Wipes.....unbelievable.  Have to use turps and sometimes delve into clogged diesel fuel pumps, grease bearings and horrid hydraulic maintenance and you lot are worried about getting your hands dirty with a cleaning product?

What the hell has happened to the male generation around here now, it sounds like some kind of mummies boys hang out, where deep discussions on what hand lotion to use that won't leave a stain on their cuticles.

Damn, you better beat off all the girls that want some of that action....... for christ sake  8) .  Someone has already said it clearly -  time to finally man up before it's too late.

Hmmm....   I am not saying I'm Above all that grease and grime.. If need be, I will willingly expose myself to the elements..

But.. you must be flexible in consideration, that if one doesn't HAVE TO, he shouldn't...

Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Elrick on Sun, 29 December 2013, 07:45:55
You're just happy about the Ashes >:(

Too right  :thumb: .  But what happened to your side Tym, it's as if someone got paid off to lose?

Trust me we're not that good even at the best of times, it's just so underwhelming to see a once world beating side lose to a bunch of hopeless convicts.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Grim Fandango on Sun, 29 December 2013, 07:50:43
If you fight over something that small it seems like it is not just about keyboards, but that it could be any number of things that would set you/her off.


Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Tym on Sun, 29 December 2013, 08:10:31
Too right  :thumb: .  But what happened to your side Tym, it's as if someone got paid off to lose?
Trust me we're not that good even at the best of times, it's just so underwhelming to see a once world beating side lose to a bunch of hopeless convicts.

I think i'd prefer it if they were paid off to be honest. England always has the downhill attitude, if we lose 1 we get depressed :( Which is why we collapse so much. But I really don't know whats going on, I suppose we had to let you win 1 :) Was getting abit unfair!
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Elrick on Sun, 29 December 2013, 17:46:59
England always has the downhill attitude, if we lose 1 we get depressed :( Which is why we collapse so much. But I really don't know whats going on, I suppose we had to let you win 1 :) Was getting abit unfair!

The worst thing is losing to us, the worst, incompetent, scummy, inferior, debased, child-molesting garbage in the human world today.  You lot basically kicked us out all those years ago and now losing the sacred Ashes, it must be quite a humiliation.

Sorry Tym.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Tym on Sun, 29 December 2013, 17:50:13
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Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Photoelectric on Sun, 29 December 2013, 20:15:32
England always has the downhill attitude, if we lose 1 we get depressed :( Which is why we collapse so much. But I really don't know whats going on, I suppose we had to let you win 1 :) Was getting abit unfair!

The worst thing is losing to us, the worst, incompetent, scummy, inferior, debased, child-molesting garbage in the human world today.  You lot basically kicked us out all those years ago and now losing the sacred Ashes, it must be quite a humiliation.

Sorry Tym.

I've been trying to understand your stance on the part of Australia you live in.  From what I've read, being a descendant is actually a somewhat "cool" quirky heritage thing to boast.  Whereas there's almost not a post here where you don't try to mention your dreary origins.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Elrick on Sun, 29 December 2013, 22:35:47
  Whereas there's almost not a post here where you don't try to mention your dreary origins.

Because it's got nothing to do with you or anyone else here.  This place isn't facebook hence I don't try to publish all my life here or anywhere else for that matter.

Never leave evidence for anyone wanting to build a case against you, RULE Number ONE.  If you want to know someone personally and know their private details I think you're in the wrong forum buddy.

Besides I'm proud of my heritage hence the listing of such fine accomplishments  :thumb: .

I only use this place to waste some time between shifts that is all.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Photoelectric on Sun, 29 December 2013, 22:36:48
Huh?  I was just curious...  If that's your [unexpectedly harsh] stance, forget I asked ;)
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 29 December 2013, 22:43:29
THIS JUST IN: KEYBOARDS ARE MADE OF PLASTIC AND EAISLY CLEANED!!1!
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that being said, ***** ought to respect yo property son
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tbc on Mon, 30 December 2013, 04:54:56

It's similar to asking people to take their shoes off when they enter your house
...so you get this:

Show Image
(http://cs322322.vk.me/v322322955/cdf/vwBRXp3kR6g.jpg)


what do you do when people have to go into houses during snowy winter days?  you just leave dirty wet footprints all over the house till you go to sleep?

or do you actually wear your shoes to bed as well?

Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: iri on Mon, 30 December 2013, 05:16:04
i'm a bear. i don't wear any shoes.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Novus on Tue, 31 December 2013, 00:48:50

It's similar to asking people to take their shoes off when they enter your house
...so you get this:

Show Image
(http://cs322322.vk.me/v322322955/cdf/vwBRXp3kR6g.jpg)


what do you do when people have to go into houses during snowy winter days?  you just leave dirty wet footprints all over the house till you go to sleep?

or do you actually wear your shoes to bed as well?

Doesn't this just depend on where you live and the type of flooring you have?
Of course you're going to ask somebody to take off his/her shoes if it's raining outside and it's going to leave a mark in your carpet ... unless you want to wear those plastic covering slip on things. 
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Hyde on Wed, 01 January 2014, 18:34:26
Who doesn't wash their hands after pizza though? That's just nasty.

^ This.

It's common sense to wash your hands after eating pizza before you touch ANYTHING.

If she can't understand that then she has poor hygiene.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: iri on Sat, 04 January 2014, 15:13:49
or she lives in the old world and eats pizza with a knife and a fork.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Photoelectric on Sat, 04 January 2014, 16:06:29
or she lives in the old world and eats pizza with a knife and a fork.

I eat almost everything using utensils, but pizza is one of those foods meant to be eaten with your hands, at least when at home.  It's like eating slices of white bread with a knife and fork: does not look right.  But I can see that in cultures where pizza is not a common food, there could be some temptation to use utensils.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 04 January 2014, 16:28:06
Spoons and forks cause overbites. If you grow up eating with your hands, apparently your top and bottom teeth will actually match instead of overlapping.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: iri on Sun, 05 January 2014, 02:45:02
But I can see that in cultures where pizza is not a common food, there could be some temptation to use utensils.
yeah, like in italy and stuff.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tbc on Sun, 05 January 2014, 06:03:02

It's similar to asking people to take their shoes off when they enter your house
...so you get this:

Show Image
(http://cs322322.vk.me/v322322955/cdf/vwBRXp3kR6g.jpg)


what do you do when people have to go into houses during snowy winter days?  you just leave dirty wet footprints all over the house till you go to sleep?

or do you actually wear your shoes to bed as well?

Doesn't this just depend on where you live and the type of flooring you have?
Of course you're going to ask somebody to take off his/her shoes if it's raining outside and it's going to leave a mark in your carpet ... unless you want to wear those plastic covering slip on things.

i jjst don't see the benefit of having pieces of dirt constantly on your floor.  especually since the solution takes almost no effort.  is this like a warm-weather-year-round-place habit? or european?  cause i'm pretty sure every asian country just takes their shoes off by habit.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Novus on Sun, 05 January 2014, 15:46:22

It's similar to asking people to take their shoes off when they enter your house
...so you get this:

Show Image
(http://cs322322.vk.me/v322322955/cdf/vwBRXp3kR6g.jpg)


what do you do when people have to go into houses during snowy winter days?  you just leave dirty wet footprints all over the house till you go to sleep?

or do you actually wear your shoes to bed as well?

Doesn't this just depend on where you live and the type of flooring you have?
Of course you're going to ask somebody to take off his/her shoes if it's raining outside and it's going to leave a mark in your carpet ... unless you want to wear those plastic covering slip on things.

i jjst don't see the benefit of having pieces of dirt constantly on your floor.  especually since the solution takes almost no effort.  is this like a warm-weather-year-round-place habit? or european?  cause i'm pretty sure every asian country just takes their shoes off by habit.

It's california ... so pretty much yes  :p warm weather all around.
So usually here, most people here just have a shoe rack near the front door and everybody takes off their shoe when they enter.
I do know a few people with stone-like flooring that wear shoes around their house all the time.
 

Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: HipsterPunks on Sun, 05 January 2014, 17:35:10
I can't stand wearing shoes around the house and cringe at those who do. Also I feel the same way about walking barefoot around the house, just can't get into it. Maybe I don't like feet but it grosses me out seeing bare feet sunk into the carpet. I always wear socks, and keep a pair next to the shower to put on right when I get out. I don't like things sticking to my feet , I have dogs and their hair gets everywhere dispite how hard I clean. Nothing is worse than looking at my feet and seeing random hairs stuck between my toes.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: audioave10 on Sun, 05 January 2014, 17:46:35
Be careful...random hairs can destroy your relationship.  :p
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Belfong on Sun, 05 January 2014, 17:49:19
Ha ha.. I can't help but laugh seeing how this thread derailed. It would be at least be in the same soirit of the topic if we typed with our feet! :)

So I now shipped all my stuff to work to avoid any questions from the significant other but this type of undercover activities made me feel dirty and dishonest and is a recipe for a disastrous relationship. What can I do?
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Novus on Sun, 05 January 2014, 17:53:01
Be careful...random hairs can destroy your relationship.  :p

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Hair-Mask
Problem solved
OR
http://www.amazon.com/Hair-Nets-Pack-Food-Preparation/dp/B008OI8OEY
 
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: dustinhxc on Sun, 05 January 2014, 19:07:41
I can't stand wearing shoes around the house and cringe at those who do. Also I feel the same way about walking barefoot around the house, just can't get into it. Maybe I don't like feet but it grosses me out seeing bare feet sunk into the carpet. I always wear socks, and keep a pair next to the shower to put on right when I get out. I don't like things sticking to my feet , I have dogs and their hair gets everywhere dispite how hard I clean. Nothing is worse than looking at my feet and seeing random hairs stuck between my toes.

omg yes!! I hate when people wear their shoes in doors and my socks get soaked!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Belfong on Sun, 05 January 2014, 20:39:46
Ah.. thread be damned - let's talk shoes - in my country, almost everyone takes off shoes when in door. We don't use carpet due to the weather here (which is perpetually hot), so most of the houses use marble flooring or some sort of floor tile. We sweep and mop our floors daily. I can't imagine anyone wearing shoes in door. I also can't imagine how people who wear shoes indoor lie on the couch? Do you also lie down to relax with your shoes up on the couch? Wouldn't that make your couch dirty?

I am sure kids lie on their stomach in the carpet when reading or playing. That would make them uncomfortable, wouldn't it?

I also cannot imagine going to the toilet with the shoe. That makes it like going to a cafe or something.

I remember going to a co-worker's house in USA during Christmas a few years back and I find it so uncomfortable. I feel like I am making her house dirty. Of course I asked her before I stepped in and she said it's pretty common here. It's fascinating experience for me.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 05 January 2014, 21:22:33
I must say... I have a great relationship with my keyboard.... We're such good super pals....  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bye2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862494)

Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: jonathanyu on Mon, 06 January 2014, 10:06:11
I broke up with my girlfriend because she doesn't like my keyboard
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: jwaz on Mon, 06 January 2014, 10:27:32
I broke up with my girlfriend because she doesn't like my keyboard

which keyboard?
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: jonathanyu on Mon, 06 January 2014, 10:30:17
I broke up with my girlfriend because she doesn't like my keyboard

which keyboard?
456gt
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Asininity on Mon, 06 January 2014, 15:34:05
I don't think you were out of line asking her to wash her hands. I'm a relatively clean person, and don't like people touching my things with greasy hands. It sets a poor example for future hygiene. To me, it is the same as someone leaving trash in my car or not picking up after themselves. Have respect for other people's belongings, that simple. 

My girlfriend seems to be well acclimated with my keyboard obsession. For Christmas she got me a Tex Beetle in MX Browns. Through her actions she has seemingly showed support for my keyboard obsession and will now have to face the consequences. No date tonight, we're waiting for the UPS man!
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Binge on Mon, 06 January 2014, 15:37:54
My SO left a pair of headphones out on the table with cables hanging over the edge.  This is a pair of headphones I box up and she's seen me box up time and time again after use.  She paid dearly for her transgressions...
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Tym on Mon, 06 January 2014, 15:42:04
My SO left a pair of headphones out on the table with cables hanging over the edge.  This is a pair of headphones I box up and she's seen me box up time and time again after use.  She paid dearly for her transgressions...
Why do you box them up? Just to stop them getting knocked about or some hygiene reason?
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Belfong on Mon, 06 January 2014, 19:00:44
I'm curious to know what is you people's reaction when someone wants to press on your Clacks? You know, with their dirty fingers or pizza greased finger? What happens? Did you go NOVA?
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: cherpalla on Wed, 08 January 2014, 15:15:44
I would request anyone wash their hands before touching ANYTHING on my desk. I don't want food and grease all over my stuff.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: tjcaustin on Wed, 08 January 2014, 15:20:21
My SO left a pair of headphones out on the table with cables hanging over the edge.  This is a pair of headphones I box up and she's seen me box up time and time again after use.  She paid dearly for her transgressions...

Did she go into the cellar?
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: berserkfan on Thu, 09 January 2014, 10:37:13
the worst the kids ever did for me was to remove most of the keycaps on the Model M (anything they could pull out).

And then replace the keycaps. Not in order, of course.

The most ridiculous part? I didn't notice. I don't look down at the keyboard when I type, unless it's a key I don't use often. I think I was looking for a hyphen or equal when I looked down and discovered the swapping.

And if anyone is wondering, kid fingers are small enough to fit the spaces between the keycaps, but adult fingers are not. So it's much easier for the kids to pull out the keycaps, than it is for me to pull them out in order to put them back in order.

I think she blew off not because of the hygiene thing, which is a reasonable request, but because she felt that you cared for the keyboard more than her. It's the impression she gets from your statement.

Good thread.

I don't have much of a story yet but that's because my PC is in a room upstairs and the family hang out downstairs. So no one ever goes into the boring room but there was once my 2 year old thrashed her hands on the keyboard. I cringed hard and had to gently guide her out of the room and distract her with something else. Fortunately the wife was not there.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Binge on Thu, 09 January 2014, 11:11:21
My SO left a pair of headphones out on the table with cables hanging over the edge.  This is a pair of headphones I box up and she's seen me box up time and time again after use.  She paid dearly for her transgressions...
Why do you box them up? Just to stop them getting knocked about or some hygiene reason?

You don't just let certain headphones sit out in plain view.

My SO left a pair of headphones out on the table with cables hanging over the edge.  This is a pair of headphones I box up and she's seen me box up time and time again after use.  She paid dearly for her transgressions...

Did she go into the cellar?

I'm not that cruel but she had to learn how to dust out my PC.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Tym on Thu, 09 January 2014, 11:16:57
My SO left a pair of headphones out on the table with cables hanging over the edge.  This is a pair of headphones I box up and she's seen me box up time and time again after use.  She paid dearly for her transgressions...
Why do you box them up? Just to stop them getting knocked about or some hygiene reason?

You don't just let certain headphones sit out in plain view.

My SO left a pair of headphones out on the table with cables hanging over the edge.  This is a pair of headphones I box up and she's seen me box up time and time again after use.  She paid dearly for her transgressions...

Did she go into the cellar?

I'm not that cruel but she had to learn how to dust out my PC.

And here I am with some fake apple earpods in my ears... :(

I really don't want to go in that audio thread...
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 09 January 2014, 11:18:49
Do it tym. DO IT. Your ears will be happy and your wallet will be twice as light :P
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: cherpalla on Thu, 09 January 2014, 12:22:11
I can't stand wearing shoes around the house and cringe at those who do. Also I feel the same way about walking barefoot around the house, just can't get into it. Maybe I don't like feet but it grosses me out seeing bare feet sunk into the carpet. I always wear socks, and keep a pair next to the shower to put on right when I get out. I don't like things sticking to my feet , I have dogs and their hair gets everywhere dispite how hard I clean. Nothing is worse than looking at my feet and seeing random hairs stuck between my toes.

omg yes!! I hate when people wear their shoes in doors and my socks get soaked!!!!!!!

AGREE!!

Also, I love your new avatar. :3
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: iri on Fri, 10 January 2014, 00:54:35
wearing socks around a house? ew.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: Novus on Fri, 10 January 2014, 14:48:29
wearing socks around a house? ew.

+1

But I can see that in cultures where pizza is not a common food, there could be some temptation to use utensils.
yeah, like in italy and stuff.

To be fair, I can understand if you had to eat a chicago deep dish with a fork and knife. I think that's the only time I wouldn't give you **** about it.

I can't stand wearing shoes around the house and cringe at those who do. Also I feel the same way about walking barefoot around the house, just can't get into it. Maybe I don't like feet but it grosses me out seeing bare feet sunk into the carpet. I always wear socks, and keep a pair next to the shower to put on right when I get out. I don't like things sticking to my feet , I have dogs and their hair gets everywhere dispite how hard I clean. Nothing is worse than looking at my feet and seeing random hairs stuck between my toes.

Socks after the shower  :eek:
Maybe get a pair of slippers or those indoor sandals.
Title: Re: Keyboards Are Destroying My Relationship
Post by: iri on Fri, 10 January 2014, 16:25:02
To be fair, I can understand if you had to eat a chicago deep dish with a fork and knife. I think that's the only time I wouldn't give you **** about it.
please give your **** to someone else.