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Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:07:06
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Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: kmiller8 on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:08:45
what type of tree is the best to scratch yourself with?
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: Tym on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:08:54
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/052013/1369674149_moose_slips_and_falls_while_crossing_road.gif)

Does moose slapstick make you laugh or feel bad for the moose?
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: Zeal on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:09:02
What is your favourite type of apple?
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: riotonthebay on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:09:46
Given a moose, how likely is it to be a fraud?
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Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:10:53
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Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:11:52
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Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:12:03
Is eating grass really what its all about?
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: swill on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:15:25
How annoyed do you get during rut?  I see the trees you take your frustration out on and you look pissed.  Also, do you REALLY need to make piss mud pits and roll in them???
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: demik on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:29:39
Have you seen a bear wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit?
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: osi on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:32:13
Do you find other animals of similar stance and stature attractive? Such as a horse, donkey, zebra, etc.
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Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:33:25
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Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: demik on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:34:13
Dat ass.

What is the worst thing you've seen?
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: Wildcard on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:35:26
Quote from: esoomenona on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:07:06
...have been eating rotten apples to get intoxicated

Ah you see this post makes more sense now.

Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: osi on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:36:00
Quote from: esoomenona on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:33:25
Quote from: osi on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:32:13
Do you find other animals of similar stance and stature attractive? Such as a horse, donkey, zebra, etc.

If a donkey walked on two legs, would you find it attractive?

Yes
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: Wildcard on Thu, 02 January 2014, 18:26:11
Quote from: demik on Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:34:13
Dat ass.

Lolz
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 02 January 2014, 18:55:20
How much wood can a moose chuck...??
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: JPG on Thu, 02 January 2014, 18:57:53
What's the best beer to drink in the forest?
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: Neal on Thu, 02 January 2014, 19:14:35
What does your friend the fox say?
This is terrible.
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 02 January 2014, 19:53:09
Quote from: Neal on Thu, 02 January 2014, 19:14:35
What does your friend the fox say?
This is AWESOME.

ringa ding ding ding ringa ding ding ding
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: quickcrx702 on Fri, 03 January 2014, 04:47:07
How does meese meat taste like?  I always thought it would be fun to hunt a large animal, and go through the process of personally gutting the animal and preparing the meat, but I think the meat would go bad before I could use it all.  I know you can freeze the meat, but even then it would take up too much room, and you can only freeze it for so long before freezer burn happens.  It's a shame because supermarkets don't usually sell many other meat types besides chicken, pork, beef, or seafood.  Any ideas?
Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: quickcrx702 on Fri, 03 January 2014, 04:51:47

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 02 January 2014, 19:53:09
Quote from: Neal on Thu, 02 January 2014, 19:14:35
What does your friend the fox say?
This is AWESOME.


ringa ding ding ding ringa ding ding ding
ringa linga ling ding dong

Title: Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
Post by: iri on Fri, 03 January 2014, 11:34:45
Quote from: quickcrx702 on Fri, 03 January 2014, 04:47:07
How does meese meat taste like
NICE

Quote from: quickcrx702 on Fri, 03 January 2014, 04:47:07
  Any ideas?
buy a big and powerful freezer.