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Title: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 05 January 2014, 06:10:02
Just let loose, this is a safe space. No one is here to judge you, it's only natural.
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 05 January 2014, 06:23:27
farts smell
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Post by: SpAmRaY on Sun, 05 January 2014, 07:59:32
I knew I smelled something.
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Post by: fohat.digs on Sun, 05 January 2014, 11:16:10
farts smell

No, noses smell.
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 05 January 2014, 11:57:19
farts smell

No, noses smell.
how about noses detect smells?
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: fohat.digs on Sun, 05 January 2014, 12:25:10
To delve deep into the better uses of words, I would define "smells" as the brain's interpretations of the odors that the nose transmits signals from.

But that is getting silly.
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 05 January 2014, 12:28:52
"A thread all about neurology"
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Post by: Photekq on Sun, 05 January 2014, 12:33:44
farts smell
its only smellz
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 05 January 2014, 18:38:29
farts smell

No, noses smell.


A fart smells, noses smell, that guy on the bus smelled, metals smelt
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: HipsterPunks on Sun, 05 January 2014, 19:03:04
Today I farted In the ketchup aisle at path mark, I trailed it down the whole aisle. There was a family with two kids in there along with an elderly lady. I knew it was going to be bad because I farted on my way to the store and it was pretty rank. I wish I stayed around to witness the reactions but I had to destroy any traces of implication that I was the source of that awful awful smell.
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 06 January 2014, 00:44:58
Just remember when you smell a fart, you are inhaling gas that very recently was in someone's rectum.
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: FreeCopy on Mon, 06 January 2014, 01:04:24
Today I farted In the ketchup aisle at path mark, I trailed it down the whole aisle. There was a family with two kids in there along with an elderly lady. I knew it was going to be bad because I farted on my way to the store and it was pretty rank. I wish I stayed around to witness the reactions but I had to destroy any traces of implication that I was the source of that awful awful smell.

I've dusted a few aisles and there's something extra hilarious about witnessing innocent peoples reactions. My favorite is a combination of walking in to a wall combined with swatting as if they ran their face into cobwebs while backpedaling in horror and disgust. As an adult I feel bad and know it's rude as hell, but the kid in me is having a fit of laughter.
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 06 January 2014, 03:59:44
Years ago, I must've been like 19 or 20, there was this kid in a stroller in a Walmart or Target or something. Anyway, he couldn't have been younger than 7 or 8, I mean he was waaaay too old to be babied like that. Anyway, he was throwing a tantrum about something or other, knocking **** off of shelves as he wheeled by, kicking his mom in the legs, throwing things and just being a general bastard. Well, his mom walked off to get something from an aisle and just left him sitting there screaming. I just casually walked up to him and ripped a huge stinker right in his face (happened to be exactly butt level) and he just started crying, and I walked quickly away turning down an aisle just in time to hear him tell his mother some bad man pooped in his face. It's weird your story triggered this memory, but I'm glad it did   :))
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Post by: paicrai on Mon, 06 January 2014, 07:48:41
Years ago, I must've been like 19 or 20, there was this kid in a stroller in a Walmart or Target or something. Anyway, he couldn't have been younger than 7 or 8, I mean he was waaaay too old to be babied like that. Anyway, he was throwing a tantrum about something or other, knocking **** off of shelves as he wheeled by, kicking his mom in the legs, throwing things and just being a general bastard. Well, his mom walked off to get something from an aisle and just left him sitting there screaming. I just casually walked up to him and ripped a huge stinker right in his face (happened to be exactly butt level) and he just started crying, and I walked quickly away turning down an aisle just in time to hear him tell his mother some bad man pooped in his face. It's weird your story triggered this memory, but I'm glad it did   :))
that's ****ing weird
sure, justice was served but you just passed massive rectum gas in his face
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: fohat.digs on Mon, 06 January 2014, 08:17:48
Years ago, I must've been like 19 or 20, there was this kid in a stroller in a Walmart or Target or something. Anyway, he couldn't have been younger than 7 or 8, I mean he was waaaay too old to be babied like that. Anyway, he was throwing a tantrum about something or other, knocking **** off of shelves as he wheeled by, kicking his mom in the legs, throwing things and just being a general bastard. Well, his mom walked off to get something from an aisle and just left him sitting there screaming. I just casually walked up to him and ripped a huge stinker right in his face (happened to be exactly butt level) and he just started crying, and I walked quickly away turning down an aisle just in time to hear him tell his mother some bad man pooped in his face. It's weird your story triggered this memory, but I'm glad it did   :))

That is TOO funny.

As a parent, although with some trepidation, I applaud your action. One of the hardest parts about disciplining children is impressing upon them how ugly their behavior is to the world at large.

All the scolding in the world is just fuel for the continued defiance and rebellion, and keeps the dispute between parent and child. You demonstrated how offensive his behavior was to complete strangers in a public place. If he was perceptive, he might have learned a valuable lesson.

BTW, my kids are very kindly and well-behaved teenagers now, and rarely behaved as you described, even as toddlers.
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 06 January 2014, 08:20:47
Some guy once made a thread about why the GH community is not growing... Well....  ^^^^^ all that is why
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Post by: demik on Mon, 06 January 2014, 11:16:47
This thread stinks
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Post by: paicrai on Mon, 06 January 2014, 12:09:11
This thread stinks
Now I need to derail 3 trains to make a "Ba-dum-tiss" sound with a fitting twist.
Title: Re: The thread that's all about farts
Post by: iri on Mon, 06 January 2014, 14:28:05
Years ago, I must've been like 19 or 20, there was this kid in a stroller in a Walmart or Target or something. Anyway, he couldn't have been younger than 7 or 8, I mean he was waaaay too old to be babied like that. Anyway, he was throwing a tantrum about something or other, knocking **** off of shelves as he wheeled by, kicking his mom in the legs, throwing things and just being a general bastard. Well, his mom walked off to get something from an aisle and just left him sitting there screaming. I just casually walked up to him and ripped a huge stinker right in his face (happened to be exactly butt level) and he just started crying, and I walked quickly away turning down an aisle just in time to hear him tell his mother some bad man pooped in his face. It's weird your story triggered this memory, but I'm glad it did   :))
that's ****ing weird
no. that's a VERY obvious deed.