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Title: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 07 January 2014, 10:22:17
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Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 07 January 2014, 10:22:45
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Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: mr_a500 on Tue, 07 January 2014, 10:23:49
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: Wildcard on Tue, 07 January 2014, 10:28:48
Quote from: mr_a500 on Tue, 07 January 2014, 10:23:49

That's awesome
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: Puddsy on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:28:44
http://the****ingweather.com/ (http://the****ingweather.com/)

It's down apperently
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: Wildcard on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:32:37
Ok Chicago, who left the AC on?

(http://i.imgur.com/xeJrKM2.jpg)
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: Tym on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:41:18
Sorry American's... its too late :'(

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Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:42:24
It's all those chemtrails and HARP finally catching up.
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: Tym on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:44:47
All your weather is heading our way! But its warmer here so its falling as rain. The whole of England is under flood warnings  :eek:
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:58:57
Quote from: Tym on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:44:47
I think you guys are doing better than us though, you know all your weather is heading our way? But its warmer here so its falling as rain. The whole of England is under flood warnings  :eek:

well we had rain, then ice, then snow and its going to go snow, ice, then rain with potential flooding
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:02:42
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

-60 without windchill?  Glad I went home!  It's only -25F here.   :p
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:23:04
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:02:42
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

-60 without windchill?  Glad I went home!  It's only -25F here.   :p

haha sorry, with windchill!!!!!! :P
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:24:34
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:27:40
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:24:34
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:28:50
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:27:40
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:24:34
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

going wayyyy of topic here but what do you guys use for heat in the great white northern USA?

normally my heat pump is good enough but the electric elements have been kicking in lately....i don't even want to think about the next power bill.....
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:35:46
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:28:50
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:27:40
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:24:34
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

going wayyyy of topic here but what do you guys use for heat in the great white northern USA?

normally my heat pump is good enough but the electric elements have been kicking in lately....i don't even want to think about the next power bill.....

Electric Furnace, gets spendy in winter forsure. Id love to move out West and use a fireplace in a small cabin.
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: JPG on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:38:16
Right now it's -14 Celsius here. Much better than the -26 of last week. And that's without the wind. With the wind it's -27 Celsius right now, but last week it was just : Don't get the **** outside.


And yesterday it was raining. Go ask me why. Imagine what happened with all this water when it turned -14 suddenly?


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Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:41:33
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:35:46
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:28:50
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:27:40
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:24:34
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

going wayyyy of topic here but what do you guys use for heat in the great white northern USA?

normally my heat pump is good enough but the electric elements have been kicking in lately....i don't even want to think about the next power bill.....

Electric Furnace, gets spendy in winter forsure. Id love to move out West and use a fireplace in a small cabin.

I know a few people who have wood burners setup it heats there home and water, pretty cool, except having to go out and keeping the wood stocked up.
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:46:21
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:41:33
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:35:46
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:28:50
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:27:40
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:24:34
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

going wayyyy of topic here but what do you guys use for heat in the great white northern USA?

normally my heat pump is good enough but the electric elements have been kicking in lately....i don't even want to think about the next power bill.....

Electric Furnace, gets spendy in winter forsure. Id love to move out West and use a fireplace in a small cabin.

I know a few people who have wood burners setup it heats there home and water, pretty cool, except having to go out and keeping the wood stocked up.

That would be a great idea for a nice house away from the cities :)
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 07 January 2014, 17:49:18
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:28:50
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:27:40
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:24:34
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

the everglades had a frost warning :eek:

its a balmy 13 and sunny here today

Oh wow! :O

Its 1 today and sunny! :D
-13 w windchill... ;(

going wayyyy of topic here but what do you guys use for heat in the great white northern USA?

normally my heat pump is good enough but the electric elements have been kicking in lately....i don't even want to think about the next power bill.....

We've got an old house with radiant heating, so we need a boiler and all that.  It was particularly uncomfortable when the pump for the system broke down...   :eek:

Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:23:04
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:02:42
Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 07 January 2014, 12:59:22
Yeah -60 here last night.. Here people are saying it's cold in the warm states HA

-60 without windchill?  Glad I went home!  It's only -25F here.   :p

haha sorry, with windchill!!!!!! :P

Whew!  That's not so bad!  That's pretty much what it was here.  :D
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: demik on Tue, 07 January 2014, 18:16:41
it's like 60 degrees and cloudy today.
****ing winter man, so cold.
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: swill on Tue, 07 January 2014, 20:19:17

Quote from: demik on Tue, 07 January 2014, 18:16:41
it's like 60 degrees and cloudy today.
****ing winter man, so cold.

Haha. You make me laugh. It was -28*F a few days ago and you are complaining about shorts weather. :)
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: Trent on Tue, 07 January 2014, 22:36:00
(http://chicagorants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/chicago-hoth.jpg)

(http://chicagorants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/star-wars-photoshop.jpg)

(http://chicagorants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hoth-wampa-chicago-2.jpg)

I like living on planet hoth.
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: demik on Tue, 07 January 2014, 22:37:06
Quote from: swill on Tue, 07 January 2014, 20:19:17

Quote from: demik on Tue, 07 January 2014, 18:16:41
it's like 60 degrees and cloudy today.
****ing winter man, so cold.

Haha. You make me laugh. It was -28*F a few days ago and you are complaining about shorts weather. :)

not complaining.

I LOVE IT. this is cold, and it's not even cold. it's a bit chilly.

and that's only in the morning.

cali skips all the crappy seasons.
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 08 January 2014, 03:15:58
You could open the freezer to warm yourself up.
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 08 January 2014, 05:42:03
The only thing i don't like about cold weather is cold hands... (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/d1eef220.gif)
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: vivalarevolución on Wed, 08 January 2014, 05:52:23
THERE IS NOTHIN FUNNY ABOUT COLD WEATHER.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 08 January 2014, 06:13:25
Quote from: prdlm2009 on Wed, 08 January 2014, 05:52:23
THERE IS NOTHIN FUNNY ABOUT COLD WEATHER.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!

U ok? chill bro...  (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hIchzcKZVHk/TdU2nx3536I/AAAAAAAADho/pusr9sfrmms/s1600/tuzki14.gif)
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: vivalarevolución on Wed, 08 January 2014, 18:57:16
Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 08 January 2014, 06:13:25
Quote from: prdlm2009 on Wed, 08 January 2014, 05:52:23
THERE IS NOTHIN FUNNY ABOUT COLD WEATHER.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!

U ok? chill bro... 
Show Image
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hIchzcKZVHk/TdU2nx3536I/AAAAAAAADho/pusr9sfrmms/s1600/tuzki14.gif)



I'll a step outside to cool off.  Literally and figuratively.
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: swill on Wed, 08 January 2014, 19:10:10
Quote from: prdlm2009 on Wed, 08 January 2014, 05:52:23
THERE IS NOTHIN FUNNY ABOUT COLD WEATHER.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!

Your just pissed because someone stole the parking spot you shoveled out.  :P
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: iri on Thu, 09 January 2014, 01:05:54
(http://i.imgur.com/kHKFA.jpg)
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: luminor on Sun, 19 January 2014, 08:43:39
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/ayampingsan/5d4fc67c85d69d43b35c287b6627e2d8ab1d2355ed51a1867b4808e603a93ec3_zps221b24e2.jpg) (http://s30.photobucket.com/user/ayampingsan/media/5d4fc67c85d69d43b35c287b6627e2d8ab1d2355ed51a1867b4808e603a93ec3_zps221b24e2.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: berserkfan on Sun, 19 January 2014, 11:38:51
Quote from: iri on Thu, 09 January 2014, 01:05:54
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/kHKFA.jpg)


And Iri, what makes that different from Meanwhile In Russia...?

Except maybe Finns don't wear furry hats?
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: swill on Sun, 19 January 2014, 15:15:51
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:
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Windows frozen, won’t open.

Husband texts back:
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Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
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Computer really screwed up now.
Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: swill on Sun, 19 January 2014, 15:21:21
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Title: Re: Cold Weather Humor
Post by: iri on Mon, 20 January 2014, 01:08:33
Quote from: berserkfan on Sun, 19 January 2014, 11:38:51
Quote from: iri on Thu, 09 January 2014, 01:05:54
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/kHKFA.jpg)


And Iri, what makes that different from Meanwhile In Russia...?

Except maybe Finns don't wear furry hats?
the guy on the picture wears something. in russia, it's usually like this (nsfw):

http://cs322128.vk.me/v322128094/79c8/wc5-6CfhQ2U.jpg