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Title: Seattle Seahawks are full of *****es.
Post by: demik on Sun, 12 January 2014, 18:15:14
They've decided not to sell tickets for the NFC Championship game to California addresses.

What type of ***** made move is that?

Nothing will make my year more than the Niners killing them on their home turf. I want to see tears from the 12th "man".

But, the last 2 times we played there were........... tough to say the least.
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Post by: tjcaustin on Sun, 12 January 2014, 18:16:13
The kind that really isn't because we know how classy niners fans are.
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Post by: demik on Sun, 12 January 2014, 18:18:17
Right, we're the ones denying ticket sales to the rival team.

Gotcha.
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Post by: Halverson on Sun, 12 January 2014, 18:31:47
So.....what does this have to do with the Giants? Damilks fav team
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Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 12 January 2014, 18:34:16
They are just trying to save you from having to endure Seattle's perpetually ****ty weather. Good guy Seahawks.
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Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 12 January 2014, 19:14:55
Wow, that's particularly openly aggressive for Seattle.  I would have expected them to do something like sell them tickets, but only to the worst seats in the stadium, split all the seats so you can't sit next to someone you know, and to leave the dome open the entire game.

If it makes you feel better demik, Seattle is full of *******s. 
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Post by: LONGZILLA on Sun, 12 January 2014, 19:53:34
They are just trying to save you from having to endure Seattle's perpetually ****ty weather travel all that way, just to see the Niners lose. Good guy Seahawks.

FTFY.

Still a pretty **** move. In any case,  there's probably not that many tickets to begin with after season ticket holders get dibs, yesterday's game sold out after a couple minutes
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Post by: demik on Sun, 12 January 2014, 19:57:04
Wow, that's particularly openly aggressive for Seattle.  I would have expected them to do something like sell them tickets, but only to the worst seats in the stadium, split all the seats so you can't sit next to someone you know, and to leave the dome open the entire game.

If it makes you feel better demik, Seattle is full of *******s. 

Check them off the list of cities I'd like to live in.

**** Seattle and the Seahawks.
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Post by: tjcaustin on Sun, 12 January 2014, 20:01:13
Bro

Come on

I have to do this now.  With love.  And poke funs

(http://cdn.stripersonline.com/9/9e/9e7f3df6_funny-crying-baby-snot-bubble.jpg)
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Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 12 January 2014, 20:02:40
Check them off the list of cities I'd like to live in.

**** Seattle and the Seahawks.

I lived there for a few years.  Seattle is miserable.  Ok to visit, **** to stay.  Especially given all the privileged middle class white people who think that being liberal means legalizing weed, legalizing gay marriage, and taxing the wealthy while ignoring the poor, stamping out or ignoring minority issues, and passing laws that hurts the homeless.

And nobody in Seattle really gave two ****s about the Seahawks until they had a good season. Instead they'd all rather be off at their yuppie/hipster soccer matches with Drew Carey.
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Post by: demik on Sun, 12 January 2014, 20:05:14
Seattle trying to make MLS happen lololol
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Post by: vivalarevolución on Mon, 13 January 2014, 06:46:49
Time for another Battle in Seattle.  Break out the tear gas!
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Post by: LONGZILLA on Mon, 13 January 2014, 11:56:13
http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/2014/01/12/broncos-vs-patriots-playoff-tickets-go-on-sale-monday-in-denver/25020/ (http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/2014/01/12/broncos-vs-patriots-playoff-tickets-go-on-sale-monday-in-denver/25020/)

So Denver Broncos full of *****es too?
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Post by: demik on Mon, 13 January 2014, 12:11:54
Yup. But we are facing Seattle first. So my hate is directed at them and only them.
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Post by: bueller on Mon, 13 January 2014, 12:19:08
Yup. But we are facing Seattle first. So my hate is directed at them and only them.

Right there with you. After they beat the Saints on the weekend I'm itching for the 9ers to hand their arseholes back to them.

*grumbles* goddamn Lynch!
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Post by: LONGZILLA on Mon, 13 January 2014, 12:26:37
Right there with you. After they beat the Saints on the weekend I'm itching for the 9ers to hand their arseholes back to them.

*grumbles* goddamn Lynch!

Oh Saints, thank you for making this moment possible

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Post by: bueller on Mon, 13 January 2014, 12:30:08
Right there with you. After they beat the Saints on the weekend I'm itching for the 9ers to hand their arseholes back to them.

*grumbles* goddamn Lynch!

Oh Saints, thank you for making this moment possible


Dude really is amazing, most physical RB in the game at the moment IMO. The way he tossed that Saints defender was the very definition of beast mode!
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Post by: baldgye on Mon, 13 January 2014, 12:31:01
What type of ***** made move is that?

(http://www.nasl.tv/Public/Images/Players/Large/iNcontroL_Picture.jpg)
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Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 13 January 2014, 13:08:19
I think they forgot how to tackle, too.
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Post by: demik on Mon, 13 January 2014, 14:20:12
Right there with you. After they beat the Saints on the weekend I'm itching for the 9ers to hand their arseholes back to them.

*grumbles* goddamn Lynch!

Oh Saints, thank you for making this moment possible


Dude really is amazing, most physical RB in the game at the moment IMO. The way he tossed that Saints defender was the very definition of beast mode!

Frank Gore says hi
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Post by: sleepy916 on Mon, 13 January 2014, 14:38:27
A part of me wants the Niners to win in Seattle just to lose in the Super Bowl again. Then another part of me wouldn't mind the Niners winning it all since it has been a while for them, this part is very small though. ;)
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Post by: demik on Mon, 13 January 2014, 14:57:39
Raider fan? Yeah. I'd hate life also.
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Post by: sleepy916 on Mon, 13 January 2014, 15:03:49
Raider fan? Yeah. I'd hate life also.

No, Steeler fan surrounded by Niner fans. They missed the playoffs again so life is terrible in that aspect.
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Post by: ferociousfingerings on Mon, 13 January 2014, 15:05:01
I suspect Lynch has some kind of kung fu happening. He's VERY good at quickly positioning himself to exploit leverage and momentum, and seems to have unlimited stamina... almost as if he's mastered energy conservation to the point where he never gets tired, and only ever really exerts himself in certain key moments. He waited til the perfect moment to shove that saints defender in that video above. I've seen him do the same type of thing numerous times.

Either way, it's clear to me that he knows more than just football. And i think it's not just him; most of his team seems to operate from similarly non-typical fundamentals, and with similar success. Both times they played the saints this year, they made the saints look raggedy... but the first time was much worse.

Too bad colston didn't just step out of bounds and give the saints a chance to throw a hail-mary, and maybe let jimmy graham go up for a rebound.

Hook and Lateral forward pass and 10-sec run-off FTL! (plus they totally got lucky on those two non-turnovers... and still couldn't make it work)
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Post by: vivalarevolución on Mon, 13 January 2014, 19:58:50
Right there with you. After they beat the Saints on the weekend I'm itching for the 9ers to hand their arseholes back to them.

*grumbles* goddamn Lynch!

Oh Saints, thank you for making this moment possible


I remember watching that play as it happened.  I always saw it more as an example of poor tackling.  Wrap him up!
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Post by: ferociousfingerings on Tue, 14 January 2014, 15:23:48
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I remember watching that play as it happened.  I always saw it more as an example of poor tackling.  Wrap him up!


1. Shows what you know! (;D)

2. Oh, so let's say the saints are just bad at tackling, instead of saying lynch is just that good...

3. you can't "wrap him up," if you never get close enough... if he waits til the perfect moment between your steps, when you're airborne and weightless, and then does a one-hand pushup on your face (or shoulder, whatever), at the farthest accessible point from your body's center of gravity, using your own momentum against you, flinging you yards away from him, and without even losing a step. I mean come on, he tossed that guy like 3-4 yards, one-handed. That was some Tai-Chi ****. It's pretty rare to see anyone in the NFL pull off that kind of maneuver... but lynch makes it look automatic.

"...you don't have to hit; it hits all by itself." -Bruce Lee

The Santa Clara 49ers better bring their best kung fu to seattle...
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Post by: demik on Tue, 14 January 2014, 15:32:04
Santa Clara 49ers? No. We may be moving cities. But they will always be the San Francisco 49ers.
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Post by: tjcaustin on Tue, 14 January 2014, 15:34:40
Santa Clara 49ers? No. We may be moving cities. But they will always be the San Francisco 49ers.

Because who cares about things like accuracy
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Post by: ferociousfingerings on Tue, 14 January 2014, 15:38:16
Santa Clara 49ers? No. We may be moving cities. But they will always be the San Francisco 49ers.


:snicker:
Title: Re: Seattle Seahawks are full of *****es.
Post by: demik on Tue, 14 January 2014, 17:22:10
Right there with you. After they beat the Saints on the weekend I'm itching for the 9ers to hand their arseholes back to them.

*grumbles* goddamn Lynch!

Oh Saints, thank you for making this moment possible


I remember watching that play as it happened.  I always saw it more as an example of poor tackling.  Wrap him up!

One thing is poor tackling. Another is Lynch being a ****ing animal.
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Post by: hcry4 on Tue, 14 January 2014, 17:48:53
Santa Clara 49ers? No. We may be moving cities. But they will always be the San Francisco 49ers.

Santa Clara 49ers of San Francisco.
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Post by: jalaj on Tue, 14 January 2014, 18:29:06
class action lawsuit for discrimination?
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Post by: demik on Tue, 14 January 2014, 18:30:34
class action lawsuit for discrimination?

totally legit. just a ***** move because now that their players are off PEDs they need the crowd to help.
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Post by: domoaligato on Sun, 19 January 2014, 20:57:01
And we are going to the superbowl!
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Post by: domoaligato on Sun, 19 January 2014, 20:57:36
class action lawsuit for discrimination?


Every team does it.
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Post by: sleepy916 on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:02:26
Fun game to watch. Hopefully Bowman is ok, that was a nasty looking injury.
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Post by: LONGZILLA on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:04:13
Fun game to watch. Hopefully Bowman is ok, that was a nasty looking injury.

Yeah, unfortunately they had to keep showing the play since it was such a bad call (luckily it didn't affect the game). Hope he heals up fast
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Post by: demik on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:05:36
Good luck bowman. Robbed of two plays. Thanks refs.

Enjoy your win Seahawks.

Sherman can choke on the largest **** he can find for being classless.
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Post by: eyesmiles on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:18:53
So many salty faces at my house right now it's rather amusing.

Kaep is still young and has a lot to learn.
9ers finally learned to work in that environment AND time management although too little too late.
Roman needs to go. He's up there in his little booth picking his ass. It was obvious the running game and Kaep moving about was working as opposed to Kaep forcing throws under man coverage.

Despite the "12th man" and being an obvious ref game, hats off to Seattle. How they've progressed over the past season is quite impressive. Sherman, you seriously need to learn some lessons in humility.

NT 9ers, GL in Superbowl Seahawks.


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Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:51:38
Good luck bowman. Robbed of two plays. Thanks refs.

Enjoy your win Seahawks.

Sherman can choke on the largest **** he can find for being classless.

Seriously.  What an asshat.
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Post by: LONGZILLA on Sun, 19 January 2014, 22:08:51
Good luck bowman. Robbed of two plays. Thanks refs.

Enjoy your win Seahawks.

Sherman can choke on the largest **** he can find for being classless.

Seriously.  What an asshat.

Amazing defensive play and moment was pretty much ruined by Sherman's classless behavior.
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Post by: demik on Sun, 19 January 2014, 22:15:23
Lets not forget the classless fans that threw food at Bowman as he was being carted off the field after his injury.

"We are 12" is starting to make more sense.
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Post by: bueller on Sun, 19 January 2014, 22:26:43
**** Sherman and the refs. Go Denver!

EDIT: Just remembered something I wanted to discuss! Does anyone think Kaepernick was a little bit gung-ho bombing it in like that and getting picked off? 30 seconds on the clock, first down with 2 time outs remaining. Really thought they were in a good position to win considering their position on and off the field but then it was all over in the blink of an eye  :eek:
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Post by: LONGZILLA on Sun, 19 January 2014, 23:32:10
Lets not forget the classless fans that threw food at Bowman as he was being carted off the field after his injury.

"We are 12" is starting to make more sense.

... and they throw skittles at players they actually like. But for serious, it's a shame that a handful of ****heads will end up representing an entire fanbase.

Just remembered something I wanted to discuss! Does anyone think Kaepernick was a little bit gung-ho bombing it in like that and getting picked off? 30 seconds on the clock, first down with 2 time outs remaining. Really thought they were in a good position to win considering their position on and off the field but then it was all over in the blink of an eye  :eek:

Kaepernick definitely seemed a bit off his game (perhaps it was the Seahawks defense causing problems), his pocket awareness was terrible on those couple of plays that got stripped. To be fair, his rushing did help build that initial lead
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Post by: demik on Sun, 19 January 2014, 23:35:17
Lets not forget the classless fans that threw food at Bowman as he was being carted off the field after his injury.

"We are 12" is starting to make more sense.

... and they throw skittles at players they actually like. But for serious, it's a shame that a handful of ****heads will end up representing an entire fanbase.

Just remembered something I wanted to discuss! Does anyone think Kaepernick was a little bit gung-ho bombing it in like that and getting picked off? 30 seconds on the clock, first down with 2 time outs remaining. Really thought they were in a good position to win considering their position on and off the field but then it was all over in the blink of an eye  :eek:

Kaepernick definitely seemed a bit off his game (perhaps it was the Seahawks defense causing problems), his pocket awareness was terrible on those couple of plays that got stripped. To be fair, his rushing did help build that initial lead
They throw skittles at Lynch because that's what he eats after a TD. But I'm guessing the *******s that did that were just bandwagon fans the Seahawks picked up. It's always those ****heads that ruin everything for fans.

I truly don't understand what Kap was thinking that last drive. They were moving the ball so well down the middle. He had not thrown to Sherman's side all game. Why would he do that with 22 seconds left? with 3 time outs left? I get that he's still young but.. c'mon Kap.

Lets Go Broncos!
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Post by: bueller on Sun, 19 January 2014, 23:38:38
Lets not forget the classless fans that threw food at Bowman as he was being carted off the field after his injury.

"We are 12" is starting to make more sense.

... and they throw skittles at players they actually like. But for serious, it's a shame that a handful of ****heads will end up representing an entire fanbase.

Just remembered something I wanted to discuss! Does anyone think Kaepernick was a little bit gung-ho bombing it in like that and getting picked off? 30 seconds on the clock, first down with 2 time outs remaining. Really thought they were in a good position to win considering their position on and off the field but then it was all over in the blink of an eye  :eek:

Kaepernick definitely seemed a bit off his game (perhaps it was the Seahawks defense causing problems), his pocket awareness was terrible on those couple of plays that got stripped. To be fair, his rushing did help build that initial lead

Yeah it was frustrating to watch, he was doing everything right in the first half but the pressure starting getting to him late in the 3rd. Definitely interesting to see where he goes, very talented young man.
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Post by: demik on Sun, 19 January 2014, 23:39:15
100 rushing yards first half! As much as that's awesome.. less running back, more QB please.
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Post by: bueller on Sun, 19 January 2014, 23:44:52
100 rushing yards first half! As much as that's awesome.. less running back, more QB please.

Agreed, it's not like he hasn't got an arm on him. I did have a little chuckle to myself when they posted the first half rushing stats towards the end of the 2nd.

C. Kaepernick: 100+ yds
Seattle: 11 yds

LOL!