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Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Belfong on Sun, 02 February 2014, 05:38:23
We are all too old here to remember how to ask a girl out. Ha ha.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: quickcrx702 on Sun, 02 February 2014, 06:31:10
No.  Women hate corny stuff like that, and like strong men.  Be a man and tell her you are interested and that you want to be more than friends.  Do it before someone else does.  Also, this probably should be in off topic.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: domesticbark on Sun, 02 February 2014, 07:33:27
If she said no, how would you feel going through all that effort. That being said, since she is 15, she might think that's a sweet way to be asked out, but I think just telling her you like her and asking her out is the best way to do it. You can do sweet things like that after she says yes, and you'll need to learn how to approach asking someone out correctly anyway. That silly crap through a video game isn't going to work for many years. Might as well get a head start. Good luck!
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: eddie on Sun, 02 February 2014, 07:58:13
Are we supposed to review your idea? I don't understand why this is posted here.
Anyway it ends up being all your decision so you go with your gut instinct.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: TheSoulhunter on Sun, 02 February 2014, 08:02:11
Simply ask her straight away?

Or, if you are too shy, perhaps setup it like...
"I need your advice... So, there is that girl... She is really nice... She is really funny... She is really beautiful... "
"I really really like her... I'd like to go out with her, but I don't know how to ask her... And... The girl I'm talking about is YOU!"
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sun, 02 February 2014, 09:27:00
Friend zone = game over
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Shadovved on Sun, 02 February 2014, 09:33:02
Friend zone = game over

With no revive and no replay?
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Tym on Sun, 02 February 2014, 09:33:27
Friend zone = game over

With no revive and no replay?
Then it sets your PC on fire
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Shadovved on Sun, 02 February 2014, 09:38:10
Friend zone = game over

With no revive and no replay?
Then it sets your PC on fire

With no chance of repairing or buying a new PC :))
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: baldgye on Sun, 02 February 2014, 09:41:25
Friend zone = game over

so its a rouge like?
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: vun on Sun, 02 February 2014, 09:54:08
Eh, Ian McConville, the artist behind MacHall and ThreePanelSoul made a retro sidescroller game to propose to his girlfriend, and that worked just fine. Granted, he'd been with her for a while then and I assume he knew it'd work.

So the idea isn't completely bonkers, although going from what you've described it probably won't work. It's a pretty big risk, especially since she isn't really into games, so if you make her a game and she isn't all that interested you'll come across as a bit weird and creepy I'd guess.
If it works; cool, it'll make for a nice story after a while, but if it doesn't work then it might ruin your friendship completely.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Neal on Sun, 02 February 2014, 10:01:03
You don't need to be or do anything special to ask a girl out, just ask.

Disclaimer: I'm a 21yo who has been meaning to ask someone out for quite a while now...
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 02 February 2014, 11:26:56
Hahahaha.... that's innocent and almost disney but.... you don't actually need to do ANY of that stuff...

The primary component to attraction is physical..   

Check list:


Do you like her physically?

Does she like you physically?

Is there someone more attractive than you are, who is in her social-circumstances?

--- Can you eliminate such a person by some form of competition?



Your parents and all your friends might be telling you "personality" matters..  That is only with respect to "LONG TERM" relationships..


Since you're 15.... that should not be a priority, and you should optimize towards gaining as much inter-gender experience as possible...



Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: funkymeeba on Sun, 02 February 2014, 11:43:14
Whatever you do, do NOT put on a fedora.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: riotonthebay on Sun, 02 February 2014, 11:45:16
Whatever you do, do NOT put on a fedora.

(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/neilld/neilld1111/neilld111100037/11163556-a-bearded-man-in-a-fedora-and-silver-wire-framed-glasses-against-a-black-background.jpg)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tjcaustin on Sun, 02 February 2014, 12:13:32
I'd say this is now a fedora hate thread, but that's mean.

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/are-fedoras-really-that-bad.jpg)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: baldgye on Sun, 02 February 2014, 13:06:06
I feel like this thread has turned into life advice
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Binge on Sun, 02 February 2014, 13:25:58
I got my superb lady friend by falling asleep on her at a party.  She thought I was making a move and acting cute about it.  Really she just didn't push me off.

Attraction at its best.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 02 February 2014, 13:32:57
I got my superb lady friend by falling asleep on her at a party.  She thought I was making a move and acting cute about it.  Really she just didn't push me off.

Attraction at its best.  :thumb:

right there... proof of what I'said

it's 99% physical...


Look at it this way..


What is the ultimate PURPOSE of relationships.... (selection process) towards  PROCREATION


Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: 1pq on Sun, 02 February 2014, 13:37:38
Hahahaha.... that's innocent and almost disney but.... you don't actually need to do ANY of that stuff...

The primary component to attraction is physical..   

Check list:


Do you like her physically?

Does she like you physically?

Is there someone more attractive than you are, who is in her social-circumstances?

--- Can you eliminate such a person by some form of competition?



Your parents and all your friends might be telling you "personality" matters..  That is only with respect to "LONG TERM" relationships..


Since you're 15.... that should not be a priority, and you should optimize towards gaining as much inter-gender experience as possible...

What an awful thing to suggest to a 15-year-old
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 02 February 2014, 13:44:56
Hahahaha.... that's innocent and almost disney but.... you don't actually need to do ANY of that stuff...

The primary component to attraction is physical..   

Check list:


Do you like her physically?

Does she like you physically?

Is there someone more attractive than you are, who is in her social-circumstances?

--- Can you eliminate such a person by some form of competition?



Your parents and all your friends might be telling you "personality" matters..  That is only with respect to "LONG TERM" relationships..


Since you're 15.... that should not be a priority, and you should optimize towards gaining as much inter-gender experience as possible...

What an awful thing to suggest to a 15-year-old


so what.. lie to him, so he can waste years of his life finding this out on his own?  (http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/y/kyleoniplz.gif?1)


Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Novus on Sun, 02 February 2014, 13:56:31
No don't do it.
Unfortunately, in situations like these if you have to ask it'll just seem like unwanted attention.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Comment on Sun, 02 February 2014, 14:07:08
Hahahaha.... that's innocent and almost disney but.... you don't actually need to do ANY of that stuff...

The primary component to attraction is physical..   

Check list:


Do you like her physically?

Does she like you physically?

Is there someone more attractive than you are, who is in her social-circumstances?

--- Can you eliminate such a person by some form of competition?



Your parents and all your friends might be telling you "personality" matters..  That is only with respect to "LONG TERM" relationships..


Since you're 15.... that should not be a priority, and you should optimize towards gaining as much inter-gender experience as possible...
T
tp4tissue with those words of wisdom. if theres anything ive learned on GH, its to take everything he says with a grain of salt  :p
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Wildcard on Sun, 02 February 2014, 14:18:46
Let me refer you to the DENNIS method here (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=D.E.N.N.I.S.%20Method).

Or you can use this method. Flirt occasionally, but tell her you just want to be friends. Then when she starts to seem interested in you, start talking about another girl whom you're friends with that's she's never met. After a month or so of this, if she's interested in you, you'll know it. Eventually hang out with her and a group of friends, and dwindle down the group overtime until just the two of you hang out together. At this time you can have a personal conversation where you casually mention things not working out with your "other friend", and see what happens next.

Because nothing attracts a girl more then pretending like you're not interested.

Edit: Forgot to mention, it helps if you display a good level of confidence when you're around her...
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: demik on Sun, 02 February 2014, 14:37:43
Sweet jeebus no. If you like her tell her to her face.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: iri on Sun, 02 February 2014, 14:42:55
Or you can use this method. Flirt occasionally, but tell her you just want to be friends. Then when she starts to seem interested in you, start talking about another girl whom you're friends with that's she's never met. After a month or so of this, if she's interested in you, you'll know it. Eventually hang out with her and a group of friends, and dwindle down the group overtime until just the two of you hang out together. At this time you can have a personal conversation where you casually mention things not working out with your "other friend", and see what happens next.

Because nothing attracts a girl more then pretending like you're not interested.

Edit: Forgot to mention, it helps if you display a good level of confidence when you're around her...
unholy crap on a cracker. how is this better than just ****ing asking her out?
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Wildcard on Sun, 02 February 2014, 14:47:51
Or you can use this method. Flirt occasionally, but tell her you just want to be friends. Then when she starts to seem interested in you, start talking about another girl whom you're friends with that's she's never met. After a month or so of this, if she's interested in you, you'll know it. Eventually hang out with her and a group of friends, and dwindle down the group overtime until just the two of you hang out together. At this time you can have a personal conversation where you casually mention things not working out with your "other friend", and see what happens next.

Because nothing attracts a girl more then pretending like you're not interested.

Edit: Forgot to mention, it helps if you display a good level of confidence when you're around her...
unholy crap on a cracker. how is this better than just ****ing asking her out?

Lolz,

Seriously though, if you like her just ask her out on a date and be confident about it. Sorry for those who don't get the USA TV reference to the show, Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Funny enough, when my wife and I were first dating she had a habit of only dating guys for a few months. At the time I was working on a few school projects with another friend whom we'll call "Jessica", and long story short, I guess talking about "Jessica" got her to cling onto me longer then her usual boyfriend.

Or it could be because I'm just that awesome :)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Wildcard on Sun, 02 February 2014, 14:50:46
Here's a link to the video clip for those who haven't seen it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Findecanor on Sun, 02 February 2014, 14:58:36
Seriously though, if you like her just ask her out on a date and be confident about it.
This!
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sun, 02 February 2014, 15:00:13
Well, you're young and I think it's best to get your started the right way rather than going through these laborious and cute but ultimately fruitless methods for picking up a girl.

1.  First of all, whether she says yes or no, do not get too bent up about it.  There are plenty of females out there.  Do not rely on girls or relationships to give you happiness.
2.  You do not ask girls out because that gives them the opportunity to say no to you.  You tell them you like her, you want to take her out sometime, we should go mini-golfing sometime, or while starring into each other's eyes after getting Double Chocolate Fudge Cookie Dough ice cream, just tell her that you want to kiss her.  However, if she rejects you, respect that no.  Do not push any farther than she is comfortable with.  Girls get hit on enough as it is and you should not be overly aggressive.
3.  Try to avoid talking about yourself as much as possible.  Ask her questions, find out about her, get her to talk about how she feels about things, her problems in life, her relationship with her siblings and parents, yada yada.  Always act like your are listening.
4.  If she rejects you, just say, "Hey, I enjoyed getting to know you.  You're an interesting person," or something positive like that.  Do not insult a person or say anything negative if they do not give you what you want.  Then act like it does not bug you that she rejected you and there are plenty of others things for you to do or other girls to hang out with.  That will throw her for a loop and then she might want you more because you are happy and confident and social and busy.

Now that method you mentioned would be a great way to ask her to a high school dance or something after you have been dating for awhile.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: theeattre on Sun, 02 February 2014, 15:02:39
the collective advice here is atrocious. dude, you're fifteen, time to start honing your skills of perception.

start thinking about where the two of you are with informational intimacy. do you confide in each other? does she come to you instead of others when in need of someone to listen? are you the first person she comes to with news?

what about body language? does she touch you? that means touching your shoulder when you make her laugh. does she hug you when you part company? does she make an effort to sit next to you at events or during lunch?

when you flirt, tease, joke with her does she reciprocate? (if not, stop immediately because you're verging on creep. learn to tone your emotions down. this skill will serve you well in life's many facets.)

if you answered yes multiple times, congrats. if not, back to the drawing board. you need to start making an effort by listening to her. she'll let you know. and if you do become good friends, you're there for each other, and you're still asking yourself if she likes you, then the answer is more than likely "no".

there is no such thing as the friend zone. that's made up by inept boys who put in useless time trying to woo girls that weren't interested in the first place. terms like "friend zone" are there to assuage the ego, often preceding the word ***** or slut in order to reaffirm one's social worth. ignore this crap. also, ignore things like rules for waiting to call/text a girl. and don't play games like ignoring her or playing another girl up. just because it worked for someone else doesn't mean it will work for you.

hone your skills and stop going to the internet for advice. if you have to come to a forum to ask a question, the answer's already a big no.

good luck, dude!

also, those smaller hats are called trilbys, not fedoras.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: iri on Sun, 02 February 2014, 15:06:16
Do not push any farther than she is comfortable with
aren't you a girl, prdlm2009?
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sun, 02 February 2014, 15:13:32
Do not push any farther than she is comfortable with
aren't you a girl, prdlm2009?

No.  Why do you assume such?
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: demik on Sun, 02 February 2014, 15:22:01
Whip it out.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 02 February 2014, 15:24:18
the collective advice here is atrocious. dude, you're fifteen, time to start honing your skills of perception.

start thinking about where the two of you are with informational intimacy. do you confide in each other? does she come to you instead of others when in need of someone to listen? are you the first person she comes to with news?

what about body language? does she touch you? that means touching your shoulder when you make her laugh. does she hug you when you part company? does she make an effort to sit next to you at events or during lunch?

when you flirt, tease, joke with her does she reciprocate? (if not, stop immediately because you're verging on creep. learn to tone your emotions down. this skill will serve you well in life's many facets.)

if you answered yes multiple times, congrats. if not, back to the drawing board. you need to start making an effort by listening to her. she'll let you know. and if you do become good friends, you're there for each other, and you're still asking yourself if she likes you, then the answer is more than likely "no".

there is no such thing as the friend zone. that's made up by inept boys who put in useless time trying to woo girls that weren't interested in the first place. terms like "friend zone" are there to assuage the ego, often preceding the word ***** or slut in order to reaffirm one's social worth. ignore this crap. also, ignore things like rules for waiting to call/text a girl. and don't play games like ignoring her or playing another girl up. just because it worked for someone else doesn't mean it will work for you.

hone your skills and stop going to the internet for advice. if you have to come to a forum to ask a question, the answer's already a big no.

good luck, dude!



^^  This is probably the worst advice here..


There is no "technique"...

There is no "right way"...


Attraction is Automatic....   you see angelina-jolie, and you just KNOW, you want to have babies with her...


The same goes for women...  When a female sees Hugh Jackman,  she just KNOWs, she wants to have babies with him...



All the rituals that people talk about, the back and forth, the "romance"... none of that actually exists..


It's a very straight forward process...


You are physically attractive, check...

You are intelligent, can hold job, check....

You will not run away once a child is born, check.....


Done deal....



NOW, as a 15 year old...  Job, and child rearing are NOT part of the selection process... because you're too young for either.....

SO.... physical attraction is now the ONLY criteria...
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: theeattre on Sun, 02 February 2014, 15:32:27
the collective advice here is atrocious. dude, you're fifteen, time to start honing your skills of perception.

start thinking about where the two of you are with informational intimacy. do you confide in each other? does she come to you instead of others when in need of someone to listen? are you the first person she comes to with news?

what about body language? does she touch you? that means touching your shoulder when you make her laugh. does she hug you when you part company? does she make an effort to sit next to you at events or during lunch?

when you flirt, tease, joke with her does she reciprocate? (if not, stop immediately because you're verging on creep. learn to tone your emotions down. this skill will serve you well in life's many facets.)

if you answered yes multiple times, congrats. if not, back to the drawing board. you need to start making an effort by listening to her. she'll let you know. and if you do become good friends, you're there for each other, and you're still asking yourself if she likes you, then the answer is more than likely "no".

there is no such thing as the friend zone. that's made up by inept boys who put in useless time trying to woo girls that weren't interested in the first place. terms like "friend zone" are there to assuage the ego, often preceding the word ***** or slut in order to reaffirm one's social worth. ignore this crap. also, ignore things like rules for waiting to call/text a girl. and don't play games like ignoring her or playing another girl up. just because it worked for someone else doesn't mean it will work for you.

hone your skills and stop going to the internet for advice. if you have to come to a forum to ask a question, the answer's already a big no.

good luck, dude!



^^  This is probably the worst advice here..


There is no "technique"...

There is no "right way"...


Attraction is Automatic....   you see angelina-jolie, and you just KNOW, you want to have babies with her...


The same goes for women...  When a female sees Hugh Jackman,  she just KNOWs, she wants to have babies with him...



All the rituals that people talk about, the back and forth, the "romance"... none of that actually exists..


It's a very straight forward process...


You are physically attractive, check...

You are intelligent, can hold job, check....

You will not run away once a child is born, check.....


Done deal....



NOW, as a 15 year old...  Job, and child rearing are NOT part of the selection process... because you're too young for either.....

SO.... physical attraction is now the ONLY criteria...

oh, sorry. well, i'm off to break out my club and start inseminating the lesser gender. here's to my future rape children (raises head of enemy whose brothel was just claimed)!
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 02 February 2014, 15:39:03
What are you talking about?   where does rape come into this..
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: demik on Sun, 02 February 2014, 15:41:03
Save yourself the headache and just block him.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: theeattre on Sun, 02 February 2014, 15:48:31
Save yourself the headache and just block him.

because i took a feminist stance i should be blocked? my advice was sound. just because tp wants to believe the world is b&w (which sexual psychology has proven time and time again that it's not) the rest of us should be as ignorant? my rebuttal was tongue in cheek. i apologize to anyone who thought i would actually club a woman based on attraction, impregnate her while unconscious, then pillage another man's kingdom for his women while raising a toast to my unborn child, the result of non consensual sex.

or were you telling me to block tp? which i would, but he amuses me.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: demik on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:03:07
Whoa princess. I'm talking about blocking TP.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: theeattre on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:03:58
Whoa princess. I'm talking about blocking TP.

sorry, cutey.  ;)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: demik on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:05:02
;) you aren't so bad yourself. But yeah, it's hard to argue with somebody that thinks he's always right.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tjcaustin on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:05:46
;) you aren't so bad yourself. But yeah, it's hard to argue with somebody that thinks he's always right.

See, OP, this is how you get a girl to go out with you.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:05:50
;) you aren't so bad yourself. But yeah, it's hard to argue with somebody that thinks he's always right.

because I am right... arn't I, that's why it's hard to argue with me..
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: demik on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:06:35
;) you aren't so bad yourself. But yeah, it's hard to argue with somebody that thinks he's always right.

because I am right... arn't I, that's why it's hard to argue with me..

Okay.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Novus on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:10:27
Get a room already you three and show junior how it's done.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: theeattre on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:14:32
;) you aren't so bad yourself. But yeah, it's hard to argue with somebody that thinks he's always right.

See, OP, this is how you get a girl to go out with you.

love it! thanks for the smile. :)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:16:57
Get a room already you three and show junior how it's done.

what I really dislike is unobjective advice...

How exactly is all that ambiguous information by theeattre suppose to help the OP..


The underlying mechanics do not change from person to person.. and it's only FROM THERE, that we can develop a general strategy...


And my point is simply, that the mate selection process is not something you should attempt to superficially manipulate... It's a very base instinct..
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Tarzan on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:42:38
Get a copy of Ready Player One.  Read it.  Give her a copy as well.  See if she likes it.

Then ask her out for a coffee soda, see if she says yes.

http://www.amazon.com/Ready-Player-One-A-Novel/dp/0307887448 (http://www.amazon.com/Ready-Player-One-A-Novel/dp/0307887448)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Malphas on Sun, 02 February 2014, 16:49:43
TP is right for once. It's awkward to say how it applies in these circumstances since you say you've known each other your whole lives, but generally a woman subconsciously decides if she'd consider you as a partner in a very short space of time. There's no real trick to it after that, all you have to do is not do something stupid. It's not insurmountable to get a woman who wouldn't consider going out with you to change her mind, but it takes persistence - which is a fine line between being obnoxious (which is OK, despite what white knights think) and creepy (which is not). In any case at 15 you're probably not going to have the confidence and experience to pull that off.

In summary, making some grand gesture like this video game idea might work, which is fine (until you break up later, and think about what a waste of time it was), or it might scare her off, or she might turn you down for other reasons and you've wasted your time and put yourself out on an emotional limb. If you do something more casual then it's just as likely (probably moreso) to be accepted than the video game idea, but if it doesn't then you can play it off and maintain the friendship without feeling awkward and won't feel like you wasted your time.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: fohat.digs on Sun, 02 February 2014, 17:21:59
I totally agree with the book loan idea.

RP1 may not be the best choice since it is a nostalgia trip for people just hitting middle age now (!) (and I have not recommended it to my kids (highly intelligent and literate girl 16 and boy 14) for various reasons).

Recommending and/or lending a book that you find interesting (you do read books, don't you?) is a neutral icebreaker that indicates (most importantly) that you are interested in her mind and her opinions.

Send me a private message if you want, and I will give you what I would consider to be good possibilities, probably ones that can be checked out of the public library for even more "neutrality"
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Comment on Sun, 02 February 2014, 18:59:18
Dude. Ask her out in person with sweet words, save all the cute and personal ideas for after youre together!!
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tbc on Sun, 02 February 2014, 22:52:15
when you're 15, she'll already either like you right away or you'll have to fake all the personality until she's convinced herself that she likes you (ususally after already going out for month+).  there's not much to it; people are very very self-conscious about what others think of them (and their boyfriend), so they'll just pick someone who is acceptable (so act acceptable)

so basically, fake it till you make it. find out if she prefers the guy being direct (me + you + now) or clever (i like a girl...that is also you)

for the love of god, don't make a videogame; that's ridiculous.

last but not least, go to the gym.  you're not going to turn into arnold anytime soon; don't worry.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 02 February 2014, 23:38:55
when you're 15, she'll already either like you right away or you'll have to fake all the personality until she's convinced herself that she likes you (ususally after already going out for month+).  there's not much to it; people are very very self-conscious about what others think of them (and their boyfriend), so they'll just pick someone who is acceptable (so act acceptable)

so basically, fake it till you make it. find out if she prefers the guy being direct (me + you + now) or clever (i like a girl...that is also you)

for the love of god, don't make a videogame; that's ridiculous.

last but not least, go to the gym.  you're not going to turn into arnold anytime soon; don't worry.

gym at 15 is useless...  you'll get 0 growth for your efforts.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: iri on Mon, 03 February 2014, 02:00:44
when you're 15, she'll already either like you right away or you'll have to fake all the personality until she's convinced herself that she likes you (ususally after already going out for month+).  there's not much to it; people are very very self-conscious about what others think of them (and their boyfriend), so they'll just pick someone who is acceptable (so act acceptable)

so basically, fake it till you make it. find out if she prefers the guy being direct (me + you + now) or clever (i like a girl...that is also you)

for the love of god, don't make a videogame; that's ridiculous.

last but not least, go to the gym.  you're not going to turn into arnold anytime soon; don't worry.

gym at 15 is useless...  you'll get 0 growth for your efforts.
for the first time in a couple centuries, tp4 is right.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tbc on Mon, 03 February 2014, 03:13:07
if you actually train properly and can't grow muscle mass by the time you're 15.  you have a rather serious deficiency of some sort and ACTUALLY need  to go see a doctor.  I'm not trying to brag or anything; it's a sign of a potentially serious problem.  seriously.  get a doctor to run some tests looking for low-testosterone (at the very least).  it's not going to kill you right away, but it's still important to your long-term health.

if you can't get stronger, then i imagine that's some sort of nervous system related issue.  honestly never heard of someone not getting stronger after going to the gym though (not talking about plateaus, those are perfectly normal)

EDIT:

you two are both guys right? I'm just talking about guys; don't have a clue about average female athletic potential through puberty.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Elrick on Mon, 03 February 2014, 05:20:43
I like reading some of the so-called recommendations here for catching a 'girlfriend' (actual meaning - sexual partner), makes me want to be young again.

First off you have to be confident in what you're doing.  Women can smell a desperate wannabe a mile away, hence don't be running after her.

Second, specialize in something that gets you noticed by her (some skill that puts you ahead of any other male competition, within the near area).  I won't elaborate because I don't know what your skill set is and I won't waste time recommending anything to you (you should know by now what's your standout abilities).

Women don't like to be chased, trust me they don't especially now.  But they're very curious to find out all there is about you from their friends and acquaintances.  If you have already built up a rep for being decent, helping out and what not - that seems to be the killer attractant for most women.  If you are masculine with a bit of muscle that helps to cement a direct link into her crotch before long.  Women hate weedy looking men that are afraid to voice their opinions (hence no problem here for you on Geekhack).

Just don't mince words and make excuses for anything, they really hate that.  All they want is to usually forget about any previous bad relationships with losers in their past and of course always making comparisons to their "father".  Funny how many times I've been with a girl they always seems to go on about her Dad when you're f--king her  ::) .

Just my short two-cents worth of useless recommendations whilst being here in Perth, WA.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Tym on Mon, 03 February 2014, 05:47:19
Elrick had it easy,  he just wrestled a crocodile and wore a hat with corks on and BAM had a wife :))
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 03 February 2014, 05:52:44
Elrick had it easy,  he just wrestled a crocodile and wore a hat with corks on and BAM had a wife :))
So does this mean that the OP should go wrestle a crocodile?
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Elrick on Mon, 03 February 2014, 05:56:56
Elrick had it easy,  he just wrestled a crocodile and wore a hat with corks on and BAM had a wife :))

I lived most of my life down south far away from any crocs, but some women get turned on when you kill a croc for them, up north near Darwin.  Go figure, if that's what's required to nab women every day of the week - I would of gone croc hunting everyday when I was in my teenage years  :thumb: .
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 03 February 2014, 06:02:08
Elrick had it easy,  he just wrestled a crocodile and wore a hat with corks on and BAM had a wife :))

I lived most of my life down south far away from any crocs, but some women get turned on when you kill a croc for them, up north near Darwin.  Go figure, if that's what's required to nab women every day of the week - I would of gone croc hunting everyday when I was in my teenage years  :thumb: .
I don't think my local zoo would be too happy if I went and wrestled one of their croc's for the affection of a women.
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Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Tym on Mon, 03 February 2014, 06:03:24
I think the closest I've been  too hunting (apart from birds) was the time I shot a sheep with an air rifle (it walked behind my target and I'm not a great shot).

I held a crocodile once it felt kinda cool, crocodile skin keyboard anyone? ;)

Anyway I'm just going to get iri to set me up with one of those Russians Brides you hear about.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Air tree on Mon, 03 February 2014, 06:04:47
I think the closest I've been  too hunting (apart from birds) was the time I shot a sheep with an air rifle (it walked behind my target and I'm not a great shot).

I held a crocodile once it felt kinda cool, crocodile skin keyboard anyone? ;)

Anyway I'm just going to get iri to set me up with one of those Russians Brides you hear about.
This thread went from asking a girl out to talking about hunting and crocodiles. Amazing (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_084_.gif)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: iri on Mon, 03 February 2014, 06:25:11
if you actually train properly and can't grow muscle mass by the time you're 15.  you have a rather serious deficiency of some sort and ACTUALLY need  to go see a doctor.  I'm not trying to brag or anything; it's a sign of a potentially serious problem.  seriously.  get a doctor to run some tests looking for low-testosterone (at the very least).  it's not going to kill you right away, but it's still important to your long-term health.

if you can't get stronger, then i imagine that's some sort of nervous system related issue.  honestly never heard of someone not getting stronger after going to the gym though (not talking about plateaus, those are perfectly normal)

EDIT:

you two are both guys right? I'm just talking about guys; don't have a clue about average female athletic potential through puberty.
you don't seem to have a clue about male teenagers' muscle growth either.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 03 February 2014, 06:29:26
I held a crocodile once it felt kinda cool, crocodile skin keyboard anyone? ;)

Anyway I'm just going to get iri to set me up with one of those Russians Brides you hear about.

Crocodile skin wrist wrest!
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: iri on Mon, 03 February 2014, 06:36:22
Anyway I'm just going to get iri to set me up with one of those Russians Brides you hear about.
only if you kill a saltwater croc for me.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Saltwater_crocodile.jpg)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Elrick on Mon, 03 February 2014, 07:04:14
Anyway I'm just going to get iri to set me up with one of those Russians Brides you hear about.
only if you kill a saltwater croc for me.

Show Image
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Saltwater_crocodile.jpg)


Make it a 4 meter (13.1 feet) male, they should be fun especially around November to March.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Novus on Mon, 03 February 2014, 13:23:06
Anyway I'm just going to get iri to set me up with one of those Russians Brides you hear about.
only if you kill a saltwater croc for me.

Show Image
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Saltwater_crocodile.jpg)


Make it a 4 meter (13.1 feet) male, they should be fun especially around November to March.





Only bare hands allowed during the kill too.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 03 February 2014, 14:51:53
Anyway I'm just going to get iri to set me up with one of those Russians Brides you hear about.
only if you kill a saltwater croc for me.

Show Image
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Saltwater_crocodile.jpg)


Make it a 4 meter (13.1 feet) male, they should be fun especially around November to March.





Only bare hands allowed during the kill too.

go fur the eyes.  and it doesn't look like it can turn that well
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Novus on Mon, 03 February 2014, 15:06:41
An exception can be made for bear hands though:

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Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Mon, 03 February 2014, 15:10:00
So we're both 15 and we've known eachother our whole lives. A few months ago I started liking her! :D
So I wanted to do something special for asking her out, so I was thinking of doing this: I would make a sidescroller game in unity and in each level it would go something like: KoKi thinks you are really funny or KoKi thinks you are beatiful or KoKi really likes you, and at the end it would say: Would you go out with me?
She isn't really a gamer, but she likes to play a browser game from time to time.
Would this be a good way to ask her out?
Sorry for bad english, it isn't my 1st language. :)

So what are you gonna do, buddy?
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 03 February 2014, 22:50:24
That sounds more like something you would do to propose, not ask someone out lol
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Elrick on Mon, 03 February 2014, 23:02:48
That sounds more like something you would do to propose, not ask someone out lol

Can't you tell yet, we're talking about FIRST timers here  :thumb: .  So glad to see virgins hitting it off (hopefully soon in their case).  When it's your very first, everything is perfect and so much to look forward to  ;D .

Trust me, it won't be the last time if you're serious about enjoying the lusciousness of women.  She will only be the first in a very long line of excitement and discovery as you get older and more experienced.  That is what life is all about for us men, so please enjoy it and don't seal yourself up in a computer room and watch the years drift by for nothing.  You will never get back your youth if you waste it now.

Go out there and procreate with every living female you come across.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Binge on Mon, 03 February 2014, 23:07:07
That sounds more like something you would do to propose, not ask someone out lol

Can't you tell yet, we're talking about FIRST timers here  :thumb: .  So glad to see virgins hitting it off (hopefully soon in their case).  When it's your very first, everything is perfect and so much to look forward to  ;D .

Trust me, it won't be the last time if you're serious about enjoying the lusciousness of women.  She will only be the first in a very long line of excitement and discovery as you get older and more experienced.  That is what life is all about for us men, so please enjoy it and don't seal yourself up in a computer room and watch the years drift by for nothing.  You will never get back your youth if you waste it now.

Go out there and procreate with every living female you come across.

not gonna lie I threw up a whole bunch.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Comment on Tue, 04 February 2014, 00:01:10
That sounds more like something you would do to propose, not ask someone out lol

Can't you tell yet, we're talking about FIRST timers here  :thumb: .  So glad to see virgins hitting it off (hopefully soon in their case).  When it's your very first, everything is perfect and so much to look forward to  ;D .

Trust me, it won't be the last time if you're serious about enjoying the lusciousness of women.  She will only be the first in a very long line of excitement and discovery as you get older and more experienced.  That is what life is all about for us men, so please enjoy it and don't seal yourself up in a computer room and watch the years drift by for nothing.  You will never get back your youth if you waste it now.

Go out there and procreate with every living female you come across.
Genghis Khan style!! But really, use protection, or else you lose all your youth to raising mini kahn..  :eek:
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Novus on Tue, 04 February 2014, 00:15:50
That sounds more like something you would do to propose, not ask someone out lol

Can't you tell yet, we're talking about FIRST timers here  :thumb: .  So glad to see virgins hitting it off (hopefully soon in their case).  When it's your very first, everything is perfect and so much to look forward to  ;D .

Trust me, it won't be the last time if you're serious about enjoying the lusciousness of women.  She will only be the first in a very long line of excitement and discovery as you get older and more experienced.  That is what life is all about for us men, so please enjoy it and don't seal yourself up in a computer room and watch the years drift by for nothing.  You will never get back your youth if you waste it now.

Go out there and procreate with every living female you come across.
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Genghis Khan style!! But really, use protection, or else you lose all your youth to raising mini kahn..  :eek:

**** just got real.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tbc on Tue, 04 February 2014, 00:33:09
if you actually train properly and can't grow muscle mass by the time you're 15.  you have a rather serious deficiency of some sort and ACTUALLY need  to go see a doctor.  I'm not trying to brag or anything; it's a sign of a potentially serious problem.  seriously.  get a doctor to run some tests looking for low-testosterone (at the very least).  it's not going to kill you right away, but it's still important to your long-term health.

if you can't get stronger, then i imagine that's some sort of nervous system related issue.  honestly never heard of someone not getting stronger after going to the gym though (not talking about plateaus, those are perfectly normal)

EDIT:

you two are both guys right? I'm just talking about guys; don't have a clue about average female athletic potential through puberty.
you don't seem to have a clue about male teenagers' muscle growth either.

i dunno, I've seen some pretty ridiculous results.  about 15 lbs of muscle mass isn't unheard of at all (not necessarily common, but still happening - just based on wrestling team alone).  highschool is a great time to grow since you have a 'surplus' of hormones (including HGH) and a rather voracious appetite to maintain a high baseline 'calorie intake.'  people say it's a good time to start with supplements, but creatine imo doesn't really need to be tied to age (just progress and experience) and I'm not sure of anyone who doesn't get more than enough protein already.


you know that i'm not talking about bodybuilders right?  did you spend alot of time with people who trained at the gym? 4-5 days a week + PROPER training + proper diet = alot of results. 
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: spiceBar on Tue, 04 February 2014, 01:11:31
So we're both 15 and we've known eachother our whole lives. A few months ago I started liking her! :D
So I wanted to do something special for asking her out, so I was thinking of doing this: I would make a sidescroller game in unity and in each level it would go something like: KoKi thinks you are really funny or KoKi thinks you are beatiful or KoKi really likes you, and at the end it would say: Would you go out with me?
She isn't really a gamer, but she likes to play a browser game from time to time.
Would this be a good way to ask her out?
Sorry for bad english, it isn't my 1st language. :)

Nope.

You are 15 and can read English. Great.

You need to get the following books, by all means necessary:
- "The Game" by Neil Strauss (2005)
- "The Mystery Method" by Mystery (2007)
- "Revelation" by Mystery (2008)

Maybe start by reading the first one to reboot yourself. It's a long book, but it's easy to read and once you start you want to read it all.

You will learn how it works. You will learn sociodynamics. You will learn that it is easier to speak to a GROUP of nice women you have never meet before than to a woman alone (I have incredible memories of practicing this in a mall - it was like discovering a parallel universe). You will learn what to say (not line by line, but you will understand how to manage the discussion).

You will learn that she wants you to invite her in YOUR universe (and it has to be worth it), and that she does not need that you comply with her universe.

There are so many things you will learn that I can't even start to list them all.

You will never learn them anywhere else, or it will take you a lifetime of bad experiences to learn them. And it will be too late by then.

Most importantly, you will understand women better. It's true that these books show you a number of "tricks" but these are things that come logically and naturally from understanding women. You will enjoy being with them because you will not be clueless, they will enjoy being with you because they will feel that you can really connect with them.

And one important advice: never EVER take fiction as an example of how to behave with women. Don't do what you see in movies and TV shows. Ignore what you see there, it's utter bull****, especially romantic comedies. It's fiction. It has been written to be pretty and interesting, it's not how it works in real life.

Oh and two other advices while I'm at it:
- Don't try to be just yourself. You need to be your best self and work hard on this. You can't just be yourself, it does not work.
- Don't even try to be confident. You can't. Only success will give you confidence, it's not the other way around. To get success you will need some advices from these books, and you will need practice.
(these last advices come from Neil Strauss himself)

Good luck.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Novus on Tue, 04 February 2014, 02:13:44
So we're both 15 and we've known eachother our whole lives. A few months ago I started liking her! :D
So I wanted to do something special for asking her out, so I was thinking of doing this: I would make a sidescroller game in unity and in each level it would go something like: KoKi thinks you are really funny or KoKi thinks you are beatiful or KoKi really likes you, and at the end it would say: Would you go out with me?
She isn't really a gamer, but she likes to play a browser game from time to time.
Would this be a good way to ask her out?
Sorry for bad english, it isn't my 1st language. :)

Nope.

You are 15 and can read English. Great.

You need to get the following books, by all means necessary:
- "The Game" by Neil Strauss (2005)
- "The Mystery Method" by Mystery (2007)
- "Revelation" by Mystery (2008)

Maybe start by reading the first one to reboot yourself. It's a long book, but it's easy to read and once you start you want to read it all.

You will learn how it works. You will learn sociodynamics. You will learn that it is easier to speak to a GROUP of nice women you have never meet before than to a woman alone (I have incredible memories of practicing this in a mall - it was like discovering a parallel universe). You will learn what to say (not line by line, but you will understand how to manage the discussion).

You will learn that she wants you to invite her in YOUR universe (and it has to be worth it), and that she does not need that you comply with her universe.

There are so many things you will learn that I can't even start to list them all.

You will never learn them anywhere else, or it will take you a lifetime of bad experiences to learn them. And it will be too late by then.

Most importantly, you will understand women better. It's true that these books show you a number of "tricks" but these are things that come logically and naturally from understanding women. You will enjoy being with them because you will not be clueless, they will enjoy being with you because they will feel that you can really connect with them.

And one important advice: never EVER take fiction as an example of how to behave with women. Don't do what you see in movies and TV shows. Ignore what you see there, it's utter bull****, especially romantic comedies. It's fiction. It has been written to be pretty and interesting, it's not how it works in real life.

Oh and two other advices while I'm at it:
- Don't try to be just yourself. You need to be your best self and work hard on this. You can't just be yourself, it does not work.
- Don't even try to be confident. You can't. Only success will give you confidence, it's not the other way around. To get success you will need some advices from these books, and you will need practice.
(these last advices come from Neil Strauss himself)

Good luck.

OR
he could just ask her out.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: hoggy on Tue, 04 February 2014, 03:19:45
Just don't tell her about your keyboard collection...  Or even mention geekhack and your username in case she finds this thread...
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Elrick on Tue, 04 February 2014, 05:03:03
Genghis Khan style!! But really, use protection, or else you lose all your youth to raising mini kahn..  :o

ALWAYS wear protection out there.  No matter what you poke, split in half or rip apart you have to always go Durex, Trojan, Vivid or whatever.  Never go on a rampage buck naked, always wear your jimmy  :thumb: .
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Tue, 04 February 2014, 06:51:35
That sounds more like something you would do to propose, not ask someone out lol

Can't you tell yet, we're talking about FIRST timers here  :thumb: .  So glad to see virgins hitting it off (hopefully soon in their case).  When it's your very first, everything is perfect and so much to look forward to  ;D .

Trust me, it won't be the last time if you're serious about enjoying the lusciousness of women.  She will only be the first in a very long line of excitement and discovery as you get older and more experienced.  That is what life is all about for us men, so please enjoy it and don't seal yourself up in a computer room and watch the years drift by for nothing.  You will never get back your youth if you waste it now.

Go out there and procreate with every living female you come across.


I think that Australian heatwave is messing with your thinking.  Keyboards are more important than women.  Consider this:

Every minute of the day, a few more females reach the legal of age of consent.  But for certain keyboards, like the IBM Model F 122 key or the Ergodox, they may never be reproduced again.  There is a limited amount and the number is only getting fewer.  Keyboards serve the very important task of conveying your thoughts, ideas, creations, and emotions to the world.  If you treat these keyboards well, they will respond well.  If you love them, you do not run the risk of them not loving you back and you going home alone and broken-hearted.  Your keyboards will always be there, waiting for you at home, ready to be gently and tenderly used as you work together to produce a great work of art.

Keyboards can offer you a lifetime of pleasurable typing and creation.  Girls?  The pleasure will come and go, with a whole lot of heartache, and no guarantee of love.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Tarzan on Tue, 04 February 2014, 07:11:00
That sounds more like something you would do to propose, not ask someone out lol

Can't you tell yet, we're talking about FIRST timers here  :thumb: .  So glad to see virgins hitting it off (hopefully soon in their case).  When it's your very first, everything is perfect and so much to look forward to  ;D .

Trust me, it won't be the last time if you're serious about enjoying the lusciousness of women.  She will only be the first in a very long line of excitement and discovery as you get older and more experienced.  That is what life is all about for us men, so please enjoy it and don't seal yourself up in a computer room and watch the years drift by for nothing.  You will never get back your youth if you waste it now.

Go out there and procreate with every living female you come across.

not gonna lie I threw up a whole bunch.

Ditto.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 04 February 2014, 07:17:44
Genghis Khan style!! But really, use protection, or else you lose all your youth to raising mini kahn..  :o

ALWAYS wear protection out there.  No matter what you poke, split in half or rip apart you have to always go Durex, Trojan, Vivid or whatever.  Never go on a rampage buck naked, always wear your jimmy  :thumb: .

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in other words, always be prepared, but dont be afraid to run away either
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: baldgye on Tue, 04 February 2014, 07:27:34
Hahahahahha that gif!!
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: berserkfan on Tue, 04 February 2014, 09:13:17
I feel like this thread has turned into life advice

yeah, it feels bizarre. Geeks have girlfriends? Hey mate, go to a dating website for that info. I really don't think you should be asking geeks for girlfriend advice, unless your girlfriend is a geek also
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 04 February 2014, 11:45:57
I feel like this thread has turned into life advice

yeah, it feels bizarre. Geeks have girlfriends? Hey mate, go to a dating website for that info. I really don't think you should be asking geeks for girlfriend advice, unless your girlfriend is a geek also

no such thing as a TRUE female geek..

The majority of women are incapable of high-level Geekitude..

The reason is, they are hardwired to have children... and that seriously gets in the way of keyboard collecting.... or any other forms of  inane devotion to a purposeless cause.

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Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 04 February 2014, 11:48:02
I feel like this thread has turned into life advice

yeah, it feels bizarre. Geeks have girlfriends? Hey mate, go to a dating website for that info. I really don't think you should be asking geeks for girlfriend advice, unless your girlfriend is a geek also

no such thing as a TRUE female geek..

The majority of women are incapable of high-level Geekitude..

The reason is, they are hardwired to have children... and that seriously gets in the way of keyboard collecting.... or any other forms of  inane devotion to a purposeless cause.

Show Image
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I'm really not sure if you are  serious or not. I hope not.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 04 February 2014, 12:01:47
I feel like this thread has turned into life advice

yeah, it feels bizarre. Geeks have girlfriends? Hey mate, go to a dating website for that info. I really don't think you should be asking geeks for girlfriend advice, unless your girlfriend is a geek also

no such thing as a TRUE female geek..

The majority of women are incapable of high-level Geekitude..

The reason is, they are hardwired to have children... and that seriously gets in the way of keyboard collecting.... or any other forms of  inane devotion to a purposeless cause.

Show Image
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I'm really not sure if you are  serious or not. I hope not.

I am totally serious.....

Why is it that typically men go much further in the professional field....

Because on average it's the women raising kids and producing them..


Look at it this way in terms of "time costs"...


having children is 1 year of low productivity straight up (morning sickness, emotional swings).

+ recovery time, another year

+ raising the baby, sleepless nights, another 1 to 1.5 years.

+ monitoring and soccer practice for another 18 years before college..  another 5-8 years in total time spent on the kids...


So that 7 to 11 YEARS of time-cost from the female's age starting when she's 25-35.. which happens to be the MOST productive and physically fit time of that female's lifespan..

what is she going to do, come back at 40 and thrive in the workplace?  seriously?

Tell me that 7 to 11 years does not impact devotion to a career..


Why do so many women drop out of their career path after taking maternity leave...



Given the complexity and greater focus required of today's professional workforce..  women are ill-suited, because they are the primary population tasked with the biology to procreate and take care of children..


That's not to say they couldn't choose to not have babies, or couldn't be truly exceptional in focus, and possibly do the baby and the job equally well...

HOWEVER, that is the exception..

The majority of women will not be able to do that..



This relates to Geekitude in a similar way... women will not put so much pointless time (like men) into some dumb hobby unrelated to the well-being of their offspring...

They just wouldn't...

There are ones who do... I suppose... but let's not discuss that, because you can't do so without alot of name calling and depressing apologies in term choice.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Malphas on Tue, 04 February 2014, 12:07:42
when you're 15, she'll already either like you right away or you'll have to fake all the personality until she's convinced herself that she likes you (ususally after already going out for month+).  there's not much to it; people are very very self-conscious about what others think of them (and their boyfriend), so they'll just pick someone who is acceptable (so act acceptable)

so basically, fake it till you make it. find out if she prefers the guy being direct (me + you + now) or clever (i like a girl...that is also you)

for the love of god, don't make a videogame; that's ridiculous.

last but not least, go to the gym.  you're not going to turn into arnold anytime soon; don't worry.

gym at 15 is useless...  you'll get 0 growth for your efforts.
for the first time in a couple centuries, tp4 is right.

I started messing around with dumbells at around that age and grew like 50lbs in a year, from like 140lbs to nearly 200lbs. I'm pretty sure the weights didn't hurt since I don't train at all now and my natural weight is around 180lbs.

Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: DevAndy on Tue, 04 February 2014, 12:10:12
Too cheesy tbh, but do it if it fits your personality (and hers).
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: eth0s on Tue, 04 February 2014, 13:00:36
I feel like this thread has turned into life advice

yeah, it feels bizarre. Geeks have girlfriends? Hey mate, go to a dating website for that info. I really don't think you should be asking geeks for girlfriend advice, unless your girlfriend is a geek also

no such thing as a TRUE female geek..

The majority of women are incapable of high-level Geekitude..

The reason is, they are hardwired to have children... and that seriously gets in the way of keyboard collecting.... or any other forms of  inane devotion to a purposeless cause.

Show Image
(http://www.emotasia.com/wp-content/uploads/furball-panda-emoticon-6.gif)

I'm really not sure if you are  serious or not. I hope not.

I am totally serious.....

Why is it that typically men go much further in the professional field....

Because on average it's the women raising kids and producing them..


Look at it this way in terms of "time costs"...


having children is 1 year of low productivity straight up (morning sickness, emotional swings).

+ recovery time, another year

+ raising the baby, sleepless nights, another 1 to 1.5 years.

+ monitoring and soccer practice for another 18 years before college..  another 5-8 years in total time spent on the kids...


So that 7 to 11 YEARS of time-cost from the female's age starting when she's 25-35.. which happens to be the MOST productive and physically fit time of that female's lifespan..

what is she going to do, come back at 40 and thrive in the workplace?  seriously?

Tell me that 7 to 11 years does not impact devotion to a career..


Why do so many women drop out of their career path after taking maternity leave...



Given the complexity and greater focus required of today's professional workforce..  women are ill-suited, because they are the primary population tasked with the biology to procreate and take care of children..


That's not to say they couldn't choose to not have babies, or couldn't be truly exceptional in focus, and possibly do the baby and the job equally well...

HOWEVER, that is the exception..

The majority of women will not be able to do that..



This relates to Geekitude in a similar way... women will not put so much pointless time (like men) into some dumb hobby unrelated to the well-being of their offspring...

They just wouldn't...

There are ones who do... I suppose... but let's not discuss that, because you can't do so without alot of name calling and depressing apologies in term choice.

lol.

From this we know that tp4 knows absolutely nothing about women.

So much ignorance here, I can't even comment.  I have given up on tp4.  He is utterly beyond help.

@ OP:  If you are 15 and you have a crush on a girl of 15, you should do what all 15 y.o.'s do and have your friend tell her that you like her and want to go out with her.  You do not need the psychological manipulation gimmicks of Neil Strauss and "Mystery"  (a grown man who calls himself "Mystery", and you follow his advice?).  If you have any redeeming personality qualities, please be yourself.  If you have no redeeming qualities, or are a pervert, lech, weirdo, or otherwise empty shell of a person, then you must pretend to be something else.  However, you seem to have something interesting going on, since you want to do something creative like make a video game for your sweetheart.  This feeling is misplaced, as she will not appreciate, nor understand, the time and effort it will take to make such a game.  I would appreciate it, but I'm a man who is over 40. 

In the end you have to remember that you and this girl are only 15 years old, and although it seems incredibly important right now, this relationship, if it ever happens, is probably not going to be the love of your life.  Also, please keep in mind that 15 year old girls are incredibly fickle, they are the very epitome of caprice, in fact there is nothing more mercurial in the entire universe than the emotions of a 15 year old girl.  Women get a little bit better as they get older in terms of emotional changeability, but actually not that much. 

"La donna e mobile" was as true in 1850 when Giuseppe Verdi wrote Rigoletto, as it is today:   

~ from near the beginning of Act 3, Rigoletto:

La donna č mobile
Qual piuma al vento,
Muta d'accento — e di pensiero.
Sempre un amabile,
Leggiadro viso,
In pianto o in riso, — č menzognero.
Č sempre misero
Chi a lei s'affida,
Chi le confida — mal cauto il cuore!
Pur mai non sentesi
Felice appieno
Chi su quel seno — non liba amore!

If you are from 'Murica and don't care to know nuttin' 'bout opera (or music, or women, or life), like tp4, here is the gist of it:

Woman is flighty
Like a feather in the wind,
She changes her voice — and her mind.

Anyway, OP, you have to grow some testicles, and tell her you like her, or have a friend do it, and wait for either rejection or exaltation.  You just have to realize that either way, you will be better off than you are now.  CAVEAT:  If you have your friend tell her, please remember the cautionary tale of John Alden, Priscilla Mullins and Capt. John Standish.  I grew up hearing this story, but I dunno if you ever heard it in central Europe.  Anyway, here is the short version of the story:   After crossing the Atlantic Ocean on the Mayflower together, Capt. Standish had a crush on Priscilla, and he asked his best friend, John Alden to fix him up with her.  Next thing 'ol Capt. Standish knew, John was married to Priscilla.  So, be careful who you use as an intermediary, I guess is the lesson.

Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Tue, 04 February 2014, 15:03:07
Great reply by "ethos" there.  Although I think 15 might be beyond the stage of asking girls out via a friend.   It's good to get in the habit of asking her out face-to-face rather than channeling through 3rd parties.  And I always recommend not even asking, but make sure she is cool with it and do not force her to do anything.    Just say, "We should go to the movies this weekend.  You can ride my bike pegs to the theater" or whatever teenagers in Slovenia do these days.

If things do not work as you hoped, rejection can sting for a bit, but the more it happens, the more you realize that the Sun will still rise tomorrow, you will still be an interesting person, you still have plenty of cool things to do and be happy about.One girl is not the end all, be all of things. 

And ethos, with that vocabulary and sense of humor, it's time to start writing some stories.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: sprk on Tue, 04 February 2014, 19:04:58
Women respond to to following things in the following order as long as you're not atrociously bad looking:
1) Confidence
2) Attractiveness
3) Popularity/Approva-bility (depending on age, teens want popular, adults want their friends to approve of their mate)
4) Buying Power

These all relate to the basic female want of good genes to make babies with.

My advice: Talk to girls. Lots of them. Specially the kind that you don't know. Then try to talk to groups of girls. Try to learn to command their attention. Ask a few out. Get rejected a couple of dozen times. Get one or two dates. Learn from them. At this point you should be able to act confident enough to ask the girl you actually want out with a high probability of success. Clean up nicely. Dress like you own the club/lead the pack/own the most keyboards, but not like a jobless ex magician wannabe (ala Mystery). Make sure you look 'good', regardless of your actual physical appearance. Make sure you seem like the type of guy her female friends would approve of. Don't show off money, but leave nice tips/loan a friend a fifty/treat the entire group to smoothies in her presence so she knows you're not penniless. Once you're a good catch in her eyes, she has no reason to say no to a date, unless she's either taken or you're hideous.

Regardless of success of this endeavor,  once you've accomplished all this - and trust me it's not hard at all - women will start to say yes to you a whole lot and the entire thing becomes part of your persona. Once that happens you won't bother with all the buildup. Women you already know, you'll notice when they're interested and will just require a goodbye kiss to seal the deal. Women you don't know you'll just approach, introduce yourself, and tell at what time you'll be picking her up.

Want more specific advice? Say this: "Hey Miley, I'm in the mood for a milshake. Lets meet in the mall's courtyard say, 3pm. Great, it's a date." Then proceed to get laid.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: iri on Wed, 05 February 2014, 03:13:23
when you're 15, she'll already either like you right away or you'll have to fake all the personality until she's convinced herself that she likes you (ususally after already going out for month+).  there's not much to it; people are very very self-conscious about what others think of them (and their boyfriend), so they'll just pick someone who is acceptable (so act acceptable)

so basically, fake it till you make it. find out if she prefers the guy being direct (me + you + now) or clever (i like a girl...that is also you)

for the love of god, don't make a videogame; that's ridiculous.

last but not least, go to the gym.  you're not going to turn into arnold anytime soon; don't worry.

gym at 15 is useless...  you'll get 0 growth for your efforts.
for the first time in a couple centuries, tp4 is right.

I started messing around with dumbells at around that age and grew like 50lbs in a year, from like 140lbs to nearly 200lbs. I'm pretty sure the weights didn't hurt since I don't train at all now and my natural weight is around 180lbs.
most teenagers have fast metabolism, which makes in almost impossible to grow muscles :(
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: iri on Wed, 05 February 2014, 03:17:54
I'm a man who is over 40. 
wrong, you are 18/f/my area.

If you are from 'Murica
well, his location says "slovenia" and his avatar is the slovenian flag, so i guess he is not.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Novus on Wed, 05 February 2014, 03:46:54
I'm a man who is over 40. 
wrong, you are 18/f/my area.

If you are from 'Murica
well, his location says "slovenia" and his avatar is the slovenian flag, so i guess he is not.

I'm going to go with Slovenia opera then.
Women love subsidized vowels.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: TheSoulhunter on Wed, 05 February 2014, 08:23:34
when you're 15, she'll already either like you right away or you'll have to fake all the personality until she's convinced herself that she likes you (ususally after already going out for month+).  there's not much to it; people are very very self-conscious about what others think of them (and their boyfriend), so they'll just pick someone who is acceptable (so act acceptable)

so basically, fake it till you make it. find out if she prefers the guy being direct (me + you + now) or clever (i like a girl...that is also you)

for the love of god, don't make a videogame; that's ridiculous.

last but not least, go to the gym.  you're not going to turn into arnold anytime soon; don't worry.

gym at 15 is useless...  you'll get 0 growth for your efforts.

Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: domesticbark on Wed, 05 February 2014, 09:10:42
I feel like this thread has turned into life advice

yeah, it feels bizarre. Geeks have girlfriends? Hey mate, go to a dating website for that info. I really don't think you should be asking geeks for girlfriend advice, unless your girlfriend is a geek also

no such thing as a TRUE female geek..

The majority of women are incapable of high-level Geekitude..

The reason is, they are hardwired to have children... and that seriously gets in the way of keyboard collecting.... or any other forms of  inane devotion to a purposeless cause.

Show Image
(http://www.emotasia.com/wp-content/uploads/furball-panda-emoticon-6.gif)

I'm really not sure if you are  serious or not. I hope not.

I am totally serious.....

Why is it that typically men go much further in the professional field....

Because on average it's the women raising kids and producing them..


Look at it this way in terms of "time costs"...


having children is 1 year of low productivity straight up (morning sickness, emotional swings).

+ recovery time, another year

+ raising the baby, sleepless nights, another 1 to 1.5 years.

+ monitoring and soccer practice for another 18 years before college..  another 5-8 years in total time spent on the kids...


So that 7 to 11 YEARS of time-cost from the female's age starting when she's 25-35.. which happens to be the MOST productive and physically fit time of that female's lifespan..

what is she going to do, come back at 40 and thrive in the workplace?  seriously?

Tell me that 7 to 11 years does not impact devotion to a career..


Why do so many women drop out of their career path after taking maternity leave...



Given the complexity and greater focus required of today's professional workforce..  women are ill-suited, because they are the primary population tasked with the biology to procreate and take care of children..


That's not to say they couldn't choose to not have babies, or couldn't be truly exceptional in focus, and possibly do the baby and the job equally well...

HOWEVER, that is the exception..

The majority of women will not be able to do that..



This relates to Geekitude in a similar way... women will not put so much pointless time (like men) into some dumb hobby unrelated to the well-being of their offspring...

They just wouldn't...

There are ones who do... I suppose... but let's not discuss that, because you can't do so without alot of name calling and depressing apologies in term choice.


O.O Holy **** you have no idea what it's like. First of all, the reason you don't see women in advancing in professional fields is because of people like you. Women, for whatever reason, are treated differently. I'm not saying they get paid less (although sometimes they do get lower starting salaries), but that there's an inherent gender bias that going to discourage them. Take the hard sciences as an example, specifically my field, physics. There aren't many women in physics: http://www.aps.org/programs/education/statistics/womenphysics.cfm. Why? Well part of it is that we're never really told it's something we can do. There are tons of women in biology. In fact, I think the field is almost dominated with women at this point, but biology isn't so taboo anymore. You're encouraged to go into biology and pursue med school/become a nurse/whatever you want to do. There are women already there, so you aren't going to get the weird looks or people acting differently around you because you're a different gender. It's much easier to stay in a field where you feel people can related to you.

But physics? The first thing that happened when I said I wanted to go into physics was: why would you want to do that? I got discouraged from the get go. Of course, I'm the type of person who doesn't care what people say, especially if all their life amounted to was being a high school counselor (yes, I was kind of an ass, but to some degree I'm glad I held that view). But other women? If there's someone there saying you can't do this or judging you for why you want to do something, you're going to think it's wrong to do so. Especially so when you're in high school and have no idea how the world really works. So women don't bother applying. My university has something like a 1:9 ratio of people entering physics/physics related (astrophysics is basically a physics degree), and in the upper classes it gets even worse. Why? Because women leave. You'd think the idea of getting easy scholarships would be enticing, but it isn't when you're being treated differently. And it's not just college you're treated differently, it's through the rest of your career: http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/unofficial-prognosis/2012/09/23/study-shows-gender-bias-in-science-is-real-heres-why-it-matters/. I will always have to try that much harder to get people to respect me because I'm a woman in a minority field. I'm just glad I'm smart enough that I don't struggle with it. I've seen so many women leave because they couldn't quite get it and it just wasn't worth it to them to stay. And most of the women I know are actually in astrophysics. I don't know the stats on it, but from my experience, there's certainly less women is something like condensed matter. I think that's because there are astronomy clubs in high school telling women it's okay to be interested in this stuff.

Everything I've said about physics can be applied to engineering to a less severe extent. The point is, this happens before baby making age. Yea, some women leave their careers, but there are still a lot who stay, and those are the ones who are determined to do so. They are the ones who have the passion, so there shouldn't be any reason these few women don't get far in their career. But as you said, they don't. Some of that is due to the fact that there is this gender bias. There have been tons of studies done that show under all things being equal, a man will more likely get promoted over a woman, even if a woman is the one doing the promotion! Women are really at fault here too. For whatever reason, our entire society likes to judge women harsher than men. And this stuff begins in high school with the way promiscuous women are called sluts and promiscuous men are applauded. Even I was guilty of slut shaming when I was in high school. There was a girl we use to call the cum dumpster. And thinking back, this girl had a serious problem. She needed attention to the point where she was willing to change her self to a great degree. She probably had a ****ty home life. But I never gave her the benefit of the doubt.

Point being, it's not because women are "wired" to have kids that we don't succeed. It's because there are more people like you telling us our dreams are wrong, that we have an accepted place in society and any deviation from it we get alienated. Men have to take care of a baby too. Sure, they don't get a long leave like women do (but honestly I think they should. Taking care of a baby is hard work and it's unfair that a father doesn't get to spend as much time with his kid and build a strong connection early on), but they're still responsible for the well being of the kid. Oh, and I forgot about all the other mothers judging you for going back to your career and not staying home and taking care of your kid. You'll get **** for that too. I don't think men really judge us here, although I wouldn't know as I haven't had a kid. But yea, all in all the reason women don't go far is because at every point in our life past graduation of high school is because the views in society tell us we shouldn't. But up until high school graduation it's all about women, so much so that I young boys' get treated unfairly and their needs ignored. That **** needs serious reform too. There's a reason there aren't as many male middle school teachers and it's complete bull****. Anyway, society has a lot of bull**** going on. If you want women to succeed, encouraging us past high school and trying to objectively view us as equals when you're in a position to give a promotion will do way more than any scholarship can.  I wish I had a solution for more men to be able to teach middle school with out the risk of getting fired over some idiot child who wants to claim sexual assault because you gave him/her a bad grade on a test. I feel that would help young boys have someone to connect to. But, you know, all men must be child rapists and women can't ever be.  :rolleyes:

I'm not that articulate so I'm sorry for the ****ty flow of writing. I know this probably didn't change your opinion since it sounds like you have a serious problem with women. But maybe someone reading who thought you were right might change their view, and that's all I can really hope for.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Tarzan on Wed, 05 February 2014, 09:21:56
O.O Holy **** you have no idea what it's like. First of all, the reason you don't see women in advancing in professional fields is because of people like you. Women, for whatever reason, are treated differently. I'm not saying they get paid less (although sometimes they do get lower starting salaries), but that there's an inherent gender bias that going to discourage them. Take the hard sciences as an example, specifically my field, physics. There aren't many women in physics: http://www.aps.org/programs/education/statistics/womenphysics.cfm. Why? Well part of it is that we're never really told it's something we can do. There are tons of women in biology. In fact, I think the field is almost dominated with women at this point, but biology isn't so taboo anymore. You're encouraged to go into biology and pursue med school/become a nurse/whatever you want to do. There are women already there, so you aren't going to get the weird looks or people acting differently around you because you're a different gender. It's much easier to stay in a field where you feel people can related to you.

But physics? The first thing that happened when I said I wanted to go into physics was: why would you want to do that? I got discouraged from the get go. Of course, I'm the type of person who doesn't care what people say, especially if all their life amounted to was being a high school counselor (yes, I was kind of an ass, but to some degree I'm glad I held that view). But other women? If there's someone there saying you can't do this or judging you for why you want to do something, you're going to think it's wrong to do so. Especially so when you're in high school and have no idea how the world really works. So women don't bother applying. My university has something like a 1:9 ratio of people entering physics/physics related (astrophysics is basically a physics degree), and in the upper classes it gets even worse. Why? Because women leave. You'd think the idea of getting easy scholarships would be enticing, but it isn't when you're being treated differently. And it's not just college you're treated differently, it's through the rest of your career: http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/unofficial-prognosis/2012/09/23/study-shows-gender-bias-in-science-is-real-heres-why-it-matters/. I will always have to try that much harder to get people to respect me because I'm a woman in a minority field. I'm just glad I'm smart enough that I don't struggle with it. I've seen so many women leave because they couldn't quite get it and it just wasn't worth it to them to stay. And most of the women I know are actually in astrophysics. I don't know the stats on it, but from my experience, there's certainly less women is something like condensed matter. I think that's because there are astronomy clubs in high school telling women it's okay to be interested in this stuff.

Everything I've said about physics can be applied to engineering to a less severe extent. The point is, this happens before baby making age. Yea, some women leave their careers, but there are still a lot who stay, and those are the ones who are determined to do so. They are the ones who have the passion, so there shouldn't be any reason these few women don't get far in their career. But as you said, they don't. Some of that is due to the fact that there is this gender bias. There have been tons of studies done that show under all things being equal, a man will more likely get promoted over a woman, even if a woman is the one doing the promotion! Women are really at fault here too. For whatever reason, our entire society likes to judge women harsher than men. And this stuff begins in high school with the way promiscuous women are called sluts and promiscuous men are applauded. Even I was guilty of slut shaming when I was in high school. There was a girl we use to call the cum dumpster. And thinking back, this girl had a serious problem. She needed attention to the point where she was willing to change her self to a great degree. She probably had a ****ty home life. But I never gave her the benefit of the doubt.

Point being, it's not because women are "wired" to have kids that we don't succeed. It's because there are more people like you telling us our dreams are wrong, that we have an accepted place in society and any deviation from it we get alienated. Men have to take care of a baby too. Sure, they don't get a long leave like women do (but honestly I think they should. Taking care of a baby is hard work and it's unfair that a father doesn't get to spend as much time with his kid and build a strong connection early on), but they're still responsible for the well being of the kid. Oh, and I forgot about all the other mothers judging you for going back to your career and not staying home and taking care of your kid. You'll get **** for that too. I don't think men really judge us here, although I wouldn't know as I haven't had a kid. But yea, all in all the reason women don't go far is because at every point in our life past graduation of high school is because the views in society tell us we shouldn't. But up until high school graduation it's all about women, so much so that I young boys' get treated unfairly and their needs ignored. That **** needs serious reform too. There's a reason there aren't as many male middle school teachers and it's complete bull****. Anyway, society has a lot of bull**** going on. If you want women to succeed, encouraging us past high school and trying to objectively view us as equals when you're in a position to give a promotion will do way more than any scholarship can.  I wish I had a solution for more men to be able to teach middle school with out the risk of getting fired over some idiot child who wants to claim sexual assault because you gave him/her a bad grade on a test. I feel that would help young boys have someone to connect to. But, you know, all men must be child rapists and women can't ever be.  :rolleyes:

I'm not that articulate so I'm sorry for the ****ty flow of writing. I know this probably didn't change your opinion since it sounds like you have a serious problem with women. But maybe someone reading who thought you were right might change their view, and that's all I can really hope for.

There's a reason tp4tissue is on so many ignore lists.  I think it's a safe assumption there are mighty few people on this forum who agree with his views.

Major props for the physics focus, btw!  My brother is a field biologist, and you're right, there are quite a few women in his area, but I don't think I know anyone personally who's chosen physics as a major.   :thumb:
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: iri on Wed, 05 February 2014, 09:32:38
are female physicists capable of splitting text into paragraphs?..
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: xmagusx on Wed, 05 February 2014, 10:52:37
I think the main take-away for Koki at this point should be:

"Holy Hell, never ask any of these people for relationship advice."

Edit:
That said, since you did ask, I think the idea is cute, sweet, nice, and whatnot, but I'd say it's better saved for someone you're actually dating -- a Valentine's day/Birthday gift or something of the like.

As far as asking her out, I'd suggest asking her out on an actual date, rather than just "going out with you." I remember that time well, and to the day I still have no clue what "going out with" or "going steady with" functionally means.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 05 February 2014, 11:37:35
I feel like this thread has turned into life advice

yeah, it feels bizarre. Geeks have girlfriends? Hey mate, go to a dating website for that info. I really don't think you should be asking geeks for girlfriend advice, unless your girlfriend is a geek also

no such thing as a TRUE female geek..

The majority of women are incapable of high-level Geekitude..

The reason is, they are hardwired to have children... and that seriously gets in the way of keyboard collecting.... or any other forms of  inane devotion to a purposeless cause.

Show Image
(http://www.emotasia.com/wp-content/uploads/furball-panda-emoticon-6.gif)

I'm really not sure if you are  serious or not. I hope not.

I am totally serious.....

Why is it that typically men go much further in the professional field....

Because on average it's the women raising kids and producing them..


Look at it this way in terms of "time costs"...


having children is 1 year of low productivity straight up (morning sickness, emotional swings).

+ recovery time, another year

+ raising the baby, sleepless nights, another 1 to 1.5 years.

+ monitoring and soccer practice for another 18 years before college..  another 5-8 years in total time spent on the kids...


So that 7 to 11 YEARS of time-cost from the female's age starting when she's 25-35.. which happens to be the MOST productive and physically fit time of that female's lifespan..

what is she going to do, come back at 40 and thrive in the workplace?  seriously?

Tell me that 7 to 11 years does not impact devotion to a career..


Why do so many women drop out of their career path after taking maternity leave...



Given the complexity and greater focus required of today's professional workforce..  women are ill-suited, because they are the primary population tasked with the biology to procreate and take care of children..


That's not to say they couldn't choose to not have babies, or couldn't be truly exceptional in focus, and possibly do the baby and the job equally well...

HOWEVER, that is the exception..

The majority of women will not be able to do that..



This relates to Geekitude in a similar way... women will not put so much pointless time (like men) into some dumb hobby unrelated to the well-being of their offspring...

They just wouldn't...

There are ones who do... I suppose... but let's not discuss that, because you can't do so without alot of name calling and depressing apologies in term choice.


O.O Holy **** you have no idea what it's like. First of all, the reason you don't see women in advancing in professional fields is because of people like you. Women, for whatever reason, are treated differently. I'm not saying they get paid less (although sometimes they do get lower starting salaries), but that there's an inherent gender bias that going to discourage them. Take the hard sciences as an example, specifically my field, physics. There aren't many women in physics: http://www.aps.org/programs/education/statistics/womenphysics.cfm. Why? Well part of it is that we're never really told it's something we can do. There are tons of women in biology. In fact, I think the field is almost dominated with women at this point, but biology isn't so taboo anymore. You're encouraged to go into biology and pursue med school/become a nurse/whatever you want to do. There are women already there, so you aren't going to get the weird looks or people acting differently around you because you're a different gender. It's much easier to stay in a field where you feel people can related to you.

But physics? The first thing that happened when I said I wanted to go into physics was: why would you want to do that? I got discouraged from the get go. Of course, I'm the type of person who doesn't care what people say, especially if all their life amounted to was being a high school counselor (yes, I was kind of an ass, but to some degree I'm glad I held that view). But other women? If there's someone there saying you can't do this or judging you for why you want to do something, you're going to think it's wrong to do so. Especially so when you're in high school and have no idea how the world really works. So women don't bother applying. My university has something like a 1:9 ratio of people entering physics/physics related (astrophysics is basically a physics degree), and in the upper classes it gets even worse. Why? Because women leave. You'd think the idea of getting easy scholarships would be enticing, but it isn't when you're being treated differently. And it's not just college you're treated differently, it's through the rest of your career: http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/unofficial-prognosis/2012/09/23/study-shows-gender-bias-in-science-is-real-heres-why-it-matters/. I will always have to try that much harder to get people to respect me because I'm a woman in a minority field. I'm just glad I'm smart enough that I don't struggle with it. I've seen so many women leave because they couldn't quite get it and it just wasn't worth it to them to stay. And most of the women I know are actually in astrophysics. I don't know the stats on it, but from my experience, there's certainly less women is something like condensed matter. I think that's because there are astronomy clubs in high school telling women it's okay to be interested in this stuff.

Everything I've said about physics can be applied to engineering to a less severe extent. The point is, this happens before baby making age. Yea, some women leave their careers, but there are still a lot who stay, and those are the ones who are determined to do so. They are the ones who have the passion, so there shouldn't be any reason these few women don't get far in their career. But as you said, they don't. Some of that is due to the fact that there is this gender bias. There have been tons of studies done that show under all things being equal, a man will more likely get promoted over a woman, even if a woman is the one doing the promotion! Women are really at fault here too. For whatever reason, our entire society likes to judge women harsher than men. And this stuff begins in high school with the way promiscuous women are called sluts and promiscuous men are applauded. Even I was guilty of slut shaming when I was in high school. There was a girl we use to call the cum dumpster. And thinking back, this girl had a serious problem. She needed attention to the point where she was willing to change her self to a great degree. She probably had a ****ty home life. But I never gave her the benefit of the doubt.

Point being, it's not because women are "wired" to have kids that we don't succeed. It's because there are more people like you telling us our dreams are wrong, that we have an accepted place in society and any deviation from it we get alienated. Men have to take care of a baby too. Sure, they don't get a long leave like women do (but honestly I think they should. Taking care of a baby is hard work and it's unfair that a father doesn't get to spend as much time with his kid and build a strong connection early on), but they're still responsible for the well being of the kid. Oh, and I forgot about all the other mothers judging you for going back to your career and not staying home and taking care of your kid. You'll get **** for that too. I don't think men really judge us here, although I wouldn't know as I haven't had a kid. But yea, all in all the reason women don't go far is because at every point in our life past graduation of high school is because the views in society tell us we shouldn't. But up until high school graduation it's all about women, so much so that I young boys' get treated unfairly and their needs ignored. That **** needs serious reform too. There's a reason there aren't as many male middle school teachers and it's complete bull****. Anyway, society has a lot of bull**** going on. If you want women to succeed, encouraging us past high school and trying to objectively view us as equals when you're in a position to give a promotion will do way more than any scholarship can.  I wish I had a solution for more men to be able to teach middle school with out the risk of getting fired over some idiot child who wants to claim sexual assault because you gave him/her a bad grade on a test. I feel that would help young boys have someone to connect to. But, you know, all men must be child rapists and women can't ever be.  :rolleyes:

I'm not that articulate so I'm sorry for the ****ty flow of writing. I know this probably didn't change your opinion since it sounds like you have a serious problem with women. But maybe someone reading who thought you were right might change their view, and that's all I can really hope for.


You are mistaking isolate situations for the greater picture...

The distraction from "work" is nearly impossible to avoid when it comes to children..

A male generally can push away almost everything except eating and sleeping to pursue something..


A female can not do that..


This is the biological path I am trying to explain..

Women will on average run into far greater time consuming setbacks than men, SIMPLY because they've got the procreation responsibility...


I am not against women pursuing whatever they like...

YOUR experience is anecdotal... 

If you're still young... you might notice in the future in academia that what kills more female masters/ phds than anything else is "CHILDREN"..

They're pretty much always dropped from the program if they have one during that time...  ages (25-30)



You want to fight-the-power... that's fine, luckily modernity can compensate for women choosing career over children.. we have more than enough population..


You seem to want to blame some malevolent external force that is forcing all women out of academia and sciences..  That is simply not true...

MORE than anything else... the physics department would LOVE to have females..


What you're doing is protecting and rationalizing your failures / inadequacies.

Perhaps you just suck at physics.. Perhaps you're not very amiable.. Perhaps you're just an unlucky, ugly female, in a society that has too rigorously pursued a vanity-physique.

Have you considered any of those things before you've created this "enemy in men" which OPPRESS YOU in the field of science....


I had many buddies that stuck with science academia... and every conversation with them has always been, "dang, wish I could meet a girl in my field, then we can talk about ----------, and I'd love her so much..."



What you have are issues to work out... and you must learn to stop pretending that problems are always external.




Edit: Now that I read the rest of your post...

Notice your last line.... You're apologizing for something that no one would notice, or realistically take the time to judge you for...

Ontop of that, you admit to not being very articulate...

You may have a confidence issue...  This is likely why people may not take you seriously, because you never take the aggressive stance in explaining yourself...


So you see... your complaints about men are misplaced...  the problem is YOU.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 05 February 2014, 11:51:01
are female physicists capable of splitting text into paragraphs?..

next you're going to complain about me using the -enter key too much.(http://www.emotasia.com/wp-content/uploads/totally-naughty-panda-emoticon-2.gif)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Tym on Wed, 05 February 2014, 12:17:37
tp uses too many enter keys...

...and too many [open] ellipsis
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: TheSoulhunter on Wed, 05 February 2014, 12:29:40
The reason (most) males and females have different interests and are "gifted" for different things could as well be the result of evolution, eh?

Role/task allocation was more or less the same up until "recently" and that's what we adapted to trough evolution,
we are constructed to do the things our ancestors did...

Male: Made for hunting, protecting, exploring, conquering, etc.
Engineering weapons/traps, learn to "read" nature, outsmarting the enemy, being physically strong

Female: Made for reproduction, endurance and social tasks like communication, etc.
Strengthen relationships with others clan members etc., raising the children, caring for the weak/old/sick

Some decades of "let's completely change the system that worked for more than 100000 years" won't change that!
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Hull on Wed, 05 February 2014, 13:12:45
Create the game before you even think about starting dating, you wont have time to do anything like it after that.
When the game is complete, make sure you can insert any girls name in the future. Keep the game until already dating someone you really like and she likes you and you want to give her the "special extra". Its your secret treasure, and a source of confidence.

All stuff said about confidence, physical attraction etc are all true. Yes, there are also tricks you can use to get girls. Girls are like schools of fish and you need to catch a good one using the perfect bait. It is also all true about other stuff said here even if people can't accept, and does not need to accept it. Girls do get pregnant and it does take up a lot of their time, but it is equally important as a career, because raising babies is the actual future of mankind while careers are just a way to maintain and advance it.

Being geek, creating fantastic stuff and advancing the world and at the same time courting women are the hardest thing ever, you need all the help in the world so suck it in, digest it and practice. As already said inhere, taking the plunge and learning from mistakes is the fastest way to get laid (read married) but not necessarily the best approach.

I wish I had all this knowledge when I was young. Then my life wouldn't have been so boring.

Good Luck!

EDIT: Oh, I forgot. Some girls do like guys that are independent, so get a car for yourself ( The shine must be on you, not her ). Also, you asking a girl out sometimes has an incubation time in her brain which she might need to sleep on, before deciding whether you are the best man in her surroundings or not.  If she is interested you will know, otherwise move on to a more pretty girl.


Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Novus on Wed, 05 February 2014, 17:35:16
All stuff said about confidence, physical attraction etc are all true. Yes, there are also tricks you can use to get girls. Girls are like schools of fish and you need to catch a good one using the perfect bait

(http://i.imgur.com/7kMujR4.gif)
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: quickcrx702 on Sat, 08 February 2014, 01:09:59
I'm not going to quote the massive text blocks above, but I do think women in general think differently.  I have never met a female in the information technology field that works in a purely technical role.  There is no gender discrimination, it's just that they generally lack the interest in highly technical, highly boring fields.  In college I had females in my introductory programming classes, but by the time I got to the advanced level classes they must have all switched majors or something.  I don't think anyone is telling them not to do it, otherwise they wouldn't have been in the lower level classes.  I think they just decided that it was too boring for them or was too difficult.

In any case, if you feel discriminated against - which I can't really tell if that's the case or if you're just responding appropriately to previous statements, join the club.  How many divorced men do you know that have custody of their kids, even when the mother is a complete deadbeat loser?  There are some out there, but it is very rare, even if the mother is a drug addict and spends child support payments on expensive handbags, and YOU CAN PROVE IT.  I'm not divorced, I just have plenty of friends that are, and hearing their stories would make me think twice about a divorce if I ever get to that point.  Imagine paying almost $800 /month for ONE kid that you get to see for three weeks out of the year(mother moved out of state), and the mother lives with her family and pays NOTHING, and feeds the kid a diet of mostly ramen and lunchables, and spends all day on facebook.  Where does the money go?... there's no day care or rent involved.  Maybe that amount would be appropriate if she used the money on her kid, but she doesn't.  That was just a middle of the road example, I've got other friends who are even worse off than that.

The point of the story is that both men and women have to deal with discrimination, it's part of life.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 08 February 2014, 01:22:00
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Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 08 February 2014, 05:56:22
I'm not going to quote the massive text blocks above, but I do think women in general think differently.  I have never met a female in the information technology field that works in a purely technical role.  There is no gender discrimination, it's just that they generally lack the interest in highly technical, highly boring fields.  In college I had females in my introductory programming classes, but by the time I got to the advanced level classes they must have all switched majors or something.  I don't think anyone is telling them not to do it, otherwise they wouldn't have been in the lower level classes.  I think they just decided that it was too boring for them or was too difficult.

In any case, if you feel discriminated against - which I can't really tell if that's the case or if you're just responding appropriately to previous statements, join the club.  How many divorced men do you know that have custody of their kids, even when the mother is a complete deadbeat loser?  There are some out there, but it is very rare, even if the mother is a drug addict and spends child support payments on expensive handbags, and YOU CAN PROVE IT.  I'm not divorced, I just have plenty of friends that are, and hearing their stories would make me think twice about a divorce if I ever get to that point.  Imagine paying almost $800 /month for ONE kid that you get to see for three weeks out of the year(mother moved out of state), and the mother lives with her family and pays NOTHING, and feeds the kid a diet of mostly ramen and lunchables, and spends all day on facebook.  Where does the money go?... there's no day care or rent involved.  Maybe that amount would be appropriate if she used the money on her kid, but she doesn't.  That was just a middle of the road example, I've got other friends who are even worse off than that.

The point of the story is that both men and women have to deal with discrimination, it's part of life.


Yup.. Tp4 concurs....

Everyone LOVES to externalize their problems...   it's discrimination.... that's racist.... I get paid less cuz they h8 me....   They themselves shoulder none of the cause.


I'm not saying discrimination CAN'T occur... but as far as female w/ a technical education, and can talk-shop, They are the sexiest thing in the world to a male...     If she can not leverage that fact, well... 
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: domesticbark on Sat, 08 February 2014, 09:17:56
I'm not going to quote the massive text blocks above, but I do think women in general think differently.  I have never met a female in the information technology field that works in a purely technical role.  There is no gender discrimination, it's just that they generally lack the interest in highly technical, highly boring fields.  In college I had females in my introductory programming classes, but by the time I got to the advanced level classes they must have all switched majors or something.  I don't think anyone is telling them not to do it, otherwise they wouldn't have been in the lower level classes.  I think they just decided that it was too boring for them or was too difficult.

In any case, if you feel discriminated against - which I can't really tell if that's the case or if you're just responding appropriately to previous statements, join the club.  How many divorced men do you know that have custody of their kids, even when the mother is a complete deadbeat loser?  There are some out there, but it is very rare, even if the mother is a drug addict and spends child support payments on expensive handbags, and YOU CAN PROVE IT.  I'm not divorced, I just have plenty of friends that are, and hearing their stories would make me think twice about a divorce if I ever get to that point.  Imagine paying almost $800 /month for ONE kid that you get to see for three weeks out of the year(mother moved out of state), and the mother lives with her family and pays NOTHING, and feeds the kid a diet of mostly ramen and lunchables, and spends all day on facebook.  Where does the money go?... there's no day care or rent involved.  Maybe that amount would be appropriate if she used the money on her kid, but she doesn't.  That was just a middle of the road example, I've got other friends who are even worse off than that.

The point of the story is that both men and women have to deal with discrimination, it's part of life.

Well, yes, I agree it's bull****. I've ever heard stories of women who make more money than the husbands and the husbands still have to pay out the ass in child support. I know there's discrimination everywhere, that's why I mentioned that young boys get ignored during school and men can't be teachers for anything less than high school without being considered a pedophile. Those were just the closest things topic related things.

To all of you, I'm not a very articulate person, I apologize. The point is I'm trying to explain why I think why women are like this. It's not that I personally feel discriminated against because I over came that alienation feeling. And I don't think we should go that's life and do nothing about it. Maybe we can't change the ideas of stubborn adults, but we change the ideas of our kids. If you're a parent or teacher, just teach the kids empathy for the other gender. Teach the girls that they aren't stupid and that they aren't entitled to anything just because they have boobs. And tell them about men's struggles. Teach boys that woman are thoughtful and just as intelligent as boys and there's no reason women can't do anything that men can do.

I do believe that as a whole, right now, women have the better deal (In the US). Maybe not a woman in my position, one who pursues a male dominated field and one who has no intention of getting married let alone having kids, but all women averaged out have the upper hand. And even then I get scholarships I never applied for because I'm a woman in a minority field. So really it's not so bad for me either. Let's be real here. What do women lose out of this deal? Respect? A lot of us never really got respect outside encouragement from grade school teachers. It's not really a loss if you never had it. But you guys lose your kids and your money. You guys get put in jail for rape and then when you get violated you're often ignored based on a the idea that a guy can't not want to have sex. So really, I shouldn't be the one here fighting for this change. My gender has the better deal. You guys should be the ones who want it the most. And you know how you get that? You accept that you got **** on, get past it without harsh feelings, and encourage your kids to do better to everyone than the **** society dished out to you. If you sit there being resentful, nothing will ever change.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Comment on Sat, 08 February 2014, 19:47:20
My god this thread got outta control. How has this not been locked yet?  :eek:
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Tarzan on Sat, 08 February 2014, 19:48:59
My god this thread got outta control. How has this not been locked yet?  :eek:

It was locked for a while, then it was unlocked for some reason.  I got nuthin'.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: iri on Sun, 09 February 2014, 22:52:22
Yada Yada Yada women are for making sandwiches.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: funkymeeba on Mon, 10 February 2014, 00:09:02
Male privilege runs strong in this thread.
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: Pacifist on Mon, 10 February 2014, 01:04:12
How many times has TP been muted?
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: HongKongFui on Mon, 10 February 2014, 12:58:03
3.  Always act like your are listening.

hehe, funny...
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: TheSoulhunter on Mon, 10 February 2014, 14:06:27
3.  Always act like your are listening.

hehe, funny...

> That moment when she realizes that you were not listening and asks you "Are you even listening? Yes? So, what did I just say?"
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: iri on Mon, 10 February 2014, 15:14:05
3.  Always act like your are listening.

hehe, funny...

> That moment when she realizes that you were not listening and asks you "Are you even listening? Yes? So, what did I just say?"
"something about the murder you commited last week"
Title: Re: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: davkol on Mon, 10 February 2014, 18:57:33
Title: Asking a girl out through a game?
Post by: riotonthebay on Tue, 11 February 2014, 05:36:02
Male privilege runs strong in this thread.

Holy ****, you can say that again. This thread is like a lightning rod.