humble hacker?
just found this:Show Image(http://acidfire.ca/keyboard/BDY14319.jpg)
i think acidfire made it. pretty awesome although not a perfect matrix layout due to a little bit of vertical staggering.
What about just using lighter switches for the pinky column?
Also the kind of thing I'm looking for (though preferably symmetric or columnar stagger like Oobly says).
Are there really no retail keyboards approximating that description?