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Title: dont rub bum on keyboard
Post by: wellington1869 on Fri, 06 March 2009, 00:31:26

Look! "Dont rub bum on keyboard".
Ah, sage advice we can all live by.

(http://www.gesticulations.com/public/gallery/Images/fun/dontrub.jpg)

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Post by: wheel83 on Fri, 06 March 2009, 01:29:16

lol lol

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Post by: FKSSR on Fri, 06 March 2009, 07:19:15

uh...  I'm hoping that is a joke sticker...

If not, it's just another example of how companies treat consumers like they are mindless sheep, turning them into mindless sheep, requiring them to treat them like mindless sheep...  Yeah, it's a "chicken-egg situation." :)

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Post by: itlnstln on Fri, 06 March 2009, 07:28:12

Oh, I thought it was a warning for me to stop typing out of my a*s.

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Post by: hotswank on Fri, 06 March 2009, 07:28:55

Wrong. It means: Don't crap on keyboard.

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Post by: itlnstln on Fri, 06 March 2009, 07:32:48

But what if you 'board is already a piece of crap?  I mean, I have had a few keyboards that deserved it.

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Post by: wellington1869 on Fri, 06 March 2009, 10:13:19

lol ;)

(its a real sticker ;)  Its on my keyboard drawer)

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Post by: bhtooefr on Fri, 06 March 2009, 10:30:56

I don't wipe with toilet paper.

I wipe with Virtually Indestructible Keyboards.

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Post by: eugenius on Fri, 06 March 2009, 14:14:31

Try sitting on it, then see what it wrote ... :)

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Post by: pex on Sat, 07 March 2009, 17:47:33

Quote from: FKSSR;23698

uh...  I'm hoping that is a joke sticker...

If not, it's just another example of how companies treat consumers like they are mindless sheep, turning them into mindless sheep, requiring them to treat them like mindless sheep...  Yeah, it's a "chicken-egg situation." :)

Are you sure?  Don't you want a space age filing cabinet with a rollout shelf that might provide an extra seat for support staff during a last-minute meeting with execs of a company who are interested in a multi-million-dollar merger with yours?  For idealists, maybe that day has already come or will soon, and this is simply the sign of the inferior product!

On the other hand, it could just be a sign that the keyboard does not support n-key rollover, which could be proven quickly and easily by sitting on it (probably tested in full, as a matter of fact.  I always advocated fists for the test, but getting cheeky is clearly superior.)

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Post by: D-EJ915 on Sat, 07 March 2009, 20:24:04

actually it kinda looks like a robot holding a tray of food and smashing it into somebody's butt