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Title: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 12:52:48
Was just thinking: what's an ad that you would NEVER see in the GH classifieds, and I thought it would make an amusing thread. So, I'll start it off with this:


An ad you'll never see: [WTB] Used Lube
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 14 February 2014, 12:55:26
[WTS] Clacks @ retail prices

~ to be fair, I never see them.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 12:59:28
[WTS] Clacks @ retail prices

~ to be fair, I never see them.

I knew someone was going to say that...



[WTS] Cheetos, Doritos, and KFC

Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:00:06
[WTS] Clacks @ retail prices

~ to be fair, I never see them.

Pretty sure I have.

AND the used lube....well....you might could sell a partial bottle or something :P
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:01:07
[LF] A good time
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Lastpilot on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:03:03
[WTB] Any KMAC
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:04:06
Here's one that you might actually see, but I've never seen it personally:

[WTB] One CC Gnome
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: regack on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:10:46
[WTS] Corpses of mummified mice (still in the traps)

Traps included.  You pay shipping.  Free latex-free exam gloves (unused).

Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: JPG on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:12:25
[WTS] NIB Kishsaver
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Wildcard on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:15:22
 [WTB] MX Gummyrot Green Skull - Found

It just won't happen :)
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:24:23
[LF] Waffle Pattern XXS Condoms
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:29:01
[LF] Dingo (I just had a baby)
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: keymaster on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:31:47
[WTS] Industrial SSK @ $100
[WTB] Daily Dose of Sunlight
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Novus on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:32:53
[WTB] Utorrent
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: AKIMbO on Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:33:29
[LF] Dingo (I just had a baby)

/thread....I just lost it.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: kenmai9 on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:02:26
WTS Toxic set
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: keymaster on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:06:31
[WTB] SP DoubleShot Sets (no filthy GMK pls)
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:13:47
[WTT] Fast Typing for Selfies
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Zeal on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:13:55
Was just thinking: what's an ad that you would NEVER see in the GH classifieds, and I thought it would make an amusing thread. So, I'll start it off with this:


An ad you'll never see: [WTB] Used Lube

It just happened (close enough, right? :p):
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=54792.0
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:14:03
WTB African American children
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: IvanIvanovich on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:18:06
[FS] IvanIvanovich hates all things Cherry  - entire collection sale.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: JPG on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:21:09
[FS] IvanIvanovich hates all things Cherry  - entire collection sale.


[FS] mkawa is selling something he has not found laying around when cleaning his apartment.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:21:31
[FS] Microsoft Windows Sells His Computer Collection
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Air tree on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:22:50
(WTB) Air tree ACTUALLY buying a HHKB!
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:24:36
You'll never see me post this ad:

[WTB] NIB Realforce 87U
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:25:04
[LF] Dingo (I just had a baby)

I can't decide if that an A Cry in the Dark reference, or a Seinfeld reference...
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:34:06
[LF] Dingo (I just had a baby)

I can't decide if that an A Cry in the Dark reference, or a Seinfeld reference...

Wasn't intending for any specific reference, but if I had to choose, it'd be referencing Seinfeld
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: heedpantsnow on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:41:55
 :blank:
Was just thinking: what's an ad that you would NEVER see in the GH classifieds, and I thought it would make an amusing thread. So, I'll start it off with this:


An ad you'll never see: [WTB] Used Lube

It just happened (close enough, right? :p):
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=54792.0

Should I add latex gloves to my ad?  :p
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:44:07
:blank:
Was just thinking: what's an ad that you would NEVER see in the GH classifieds, and I thought it would make an amusing thread. So, I'll start it off with this:


An ad you'll never see: [WTB] Used Lube

It just happened (close enough, right? :p):
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=54792.0

Should I add latex gloves to my ad?  :p

[FS] Lightly used latex gloves - only used in one prostate exam!
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: heedpantsnow on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:48:04
Guys feel free to BUMP IT anytime you want
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:50:17
[WTB] Captain BadAss Wants a Topre Board.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: do_Og@n on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:52:20
[WTS] Logic, [WTB] More Logic
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: heedpantsnow on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:52:24
[WTB] Captain BadAss Wants a Topre Board.

+1 that's a Pandora's box I will never open
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:54:55
[FS] Wingus Dingus
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:55:25
[WTS] Logic, [WTB] More Logic

[WTT] Logic For CCs
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: demik on Fri, 14 February 2014, 15:05:33
I want to say something mean but I'll get banned
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Wildcard on Fri, 14 February 2014, 15:07:19
[WTS] Demik's Wu-Tang Collection
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 14 February 2014, 15:10:33
[LF] Viruses
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: AKIMbO on Fri, 14 February 2014, 15:14:00
[LF] Dingo (I just had a baby)

I can't decide if that an A Cry in the Dark reference, or a Seinfeld reference...

It's a reference within a reference within a reference.  Referenceception.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Novus on Fri, 14 February 2014, 15:38:45
[WTT] Keyboards for hanky panky
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 14 February 2014, 15:41:18
[WTB] "Stems"
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Zeal on Fri, 14 February 2014, 15:53:49
[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown? ;)
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Lastpilot on Fri, 14 February 2014, 15:59:30
[WTB] Captain BadAss Wants a Topre Board.
[WTB] Lastpilot Wants ISO kits
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 14 February 2014, 16:00:37
[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown? ;)
vintage black "stems"
 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 16:22:06
[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown? ;)
vintage black "stems"
 :'( :'( :'(

[WTB] Green stems (and I'm not talking about Cherry stems)
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: HPE1000 on Fri, 14 February 2014, 16:23:38
[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown? ;)
vintage black "stems"
 :'( :'( :'(

[WTB] Green stems (and I'm not talking about Cherry stems)
There was that one time.. It was being sold off of amazon, it got deleted though, for obvious reasons. XD

It was more of a great find thread I guess lol
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Zeal on Fri, 14 February 2014, 16:41:45
[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown? ;)
vintage black "stems"
 :'( :'( :'(

[WTB] Green stems (and I'm not talking about Cherry stems)
There was that one time.. It was being sold off of amazon, it got deleted though, for obvious reasons. XD

It was more of a great find thread I guess lol

I think I remember reading that thread.  :))
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 14 February 2014, 17:00:14
[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown? ;)
vintage black "stems"
 :'( :'( :'(

[WTB] Green stems (and I'm not talking about Cherry stems)
There was that one time.. It was being sold off of amazon, it got deleted though, for obvious reasons. XD

It was more of a great find thread I guess lol

I think I remember reading that thread.  :))

Same here... that was a good thread... (http://www.420magazine.com/forums/images/smilies/RoorRip.gif)

On that note: [WTB] Used Bong Water
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: ianxblog on Fri, 14 February 2014, 17:02:39
[WTB] Utorrent

Actually you could buy an used license from another user. Or something like that :O
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Lastpilot on Fri, 14 February 2014, 17:14:48
Profosist selling new assembling services lololol.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: demik on Fri, 14 February 2014, 17:45:13
Profosist selling new assembling services lololol.

Oh snap!

[Fs] Redline Professional packaging services
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: heedpantsnow on Fri, 14 February 2014, 17:52:49
[WTB] Chinese shipping services
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 14 February 2014, 18:01:32
[FA] 'insert name of anything'
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Binge on Fri, 14 February 2014, 18:11:53
[FF] Milled Titanium Cases by order
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Michael on Fri, 14 February 2014, 18:17:02


[Fs] Redline Professional packaging services


hue
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: hwood34 on Fri, 14 February 2014, 20:09:01
[WTT] CC for dyesub novelty caps
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 14 February 2014, 20:23:14
[WTB] Captain BadAss Wants a Topre Board.

[WTS] Topre Board, Only Available to CPTBadAss
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: nar on Fri, 14 February 2014, 23:14:58
[WTB] Membrane Keyboard
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Hak Foo on Fri, 14 February 2014, 23:28:40
[Group Buy] HP OEM keyboards.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Pacifist on Sat, 15 February 2014, 00:12:13
[Group Buy] HP OEM keyboards.

No, a GB for one of those 100% rubber boards
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Hak Foo on Sat, 15 February 2014, 00:15:24
No, the rubber boards have one narrow use-case-- roll them up and keep them in your tools-and-parts "emergency box" for when someone NEEDS to enter a password to log into a machine, but has spilled an entire Blue Squishy into their existing board.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 15 February 2014, 03:20:06
[WTT] Friends
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 15 February 2014, 04:19:26
[WTB] TP4 wants Ergo Dox
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 15 February 2014, 04:24:40
[WTT] Blacks
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Zeal on Sat, 15 February 2014, 11:20:26
[WTB] TP4 wants Ergo Dox

Shouldn't it be:
[WTB] TP4 looking for any non-ergodox keyboards :p
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: nar on Sat, 15 February 2014, 11:35:48
[WTB] TP4 wants Ergo Dox

Shouldn't it be:
[WTB] TP4 looking for any non-ergodox keyboards :p

Add in this for good measure:
[WTT] TP4 trading all his cherry keyboards for topres
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: do_Og@n on Sat, 15 February 2014, 12:06:47
[WTT] Obama for Bush
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Zeal on Sat, 15 February 2014, 12:33:57
[WTT] Obama for Bush
Shots fired.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: riotonthebay on Sat, 15 February 2014, 12:34:56

[WTT] Obama for Bush
Shots fired.

Mission accomplished!
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Zeal on Sat, 15 February 2014, 12:37:08

[WTT] Obama for Bush
Shots fired.

Mission accomplished!
icwatudidthar :))
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Binge on Sat, 15 February 2014, 14:01:36
[FS] Hot Gamer Girlfriend (Cooks, cleans, plays games, and polite) Super Kawaii!
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Wildcard on Sat, 15 February 2014, 14:18:25
[WTB] Captain BadAss Wants a Topre Board.

[WTS] Topre Board, Only Available to CPTBadAss

I'm so doing this :)
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Dubsgalore on Sat, 15 February 2014, 14:27:31
[WTS] G80-2000

[WTS] G80-3500

[WTB] used o-rings, preferably bootleg ones from china

[WTS] 356CL

[WTS] MX Julysicle QuadPack
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Wildcard on Tue, 18 February 2014, 09:50:21
[WTB] MX Gummyrot Green Skull - Found

Sorry have to take this one off :thumb:
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 18 February 2014, 10:27:13
[WTS] G80-2000

[WTS] G80-3500

[WTB] used o-rings, preferably bootleg ones from china

[WTS] 356CL

[WTS] MX Julysicle QuadPack

Just wait until you find Ms. Dubs :P :D
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Wildcard on Tue, 18 February 2014, 10:27:40

[WTS] G80-2000

[WTS] G80-3500

[WTB] used o-rings, preferably bootleg ones from china

[WTS] 356CL

[WTS] MX Julysicle QuadPack


Just wait until you find Ms. Dubs :p :D

 :))
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 18 February 2014, 10:32:29
[WTB] GeekHack
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 18 February 2014, 10:33:29
[WTB] GeekHack

[WTS] GeekHack
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 18 February 2014, 10:34:26
[WTB] GeekHack

[WTS] GeekHack

[WTT] GH for DT
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: iri on Tue, 18 February 2014, 10:46:19
[WTT] soul for clacks
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: iri on Tue, 18 February 2014, 10:49:52
[WTT] Blacks
(http://cs409926.vk.me/v409926848/9daa/m_k8tzGA3p8.jpg)
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: t2russo on Tue, 18 February 2014, 12:03:50
[WTT] soul for clacks

Yeah there's enough of that **** in the post your clack and clack info thread.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 18 February 2014, 12:06:16
[WTT] soul for clacks

Yeah there's enough of that **** in the post your clack and clack info thread.

And in Clack Therapy...



[WTB] Custom Keycaps for Rubber Dome keyboards
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Melvang on Tue, 18 February 2014, 12:10:39
[FS] Hot Gamer Girlfriend (Cooks, cleans, plays games, and polite) Super Kawaii!

and knows how to build a keyboard from the ground up.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: katushkin on Tue, 18 February 2014, 15:06:31
[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 18 February 2014, 15:24:00
[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

Or just plain old [WTB] Black Widow.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 18 February 2014, 15:24:59
[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

Or just plain old [WTB] Black Widow.

Actually I think someone was looking for one recently.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 18 February 2014, 15:27:41
[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

Or just plain old [WTB] Black Widow.

Actually I think someone was looking for one recently.

Well I take that back then... and I'm quite surprised.  Was under the impression that BWs were generally unpopular around here...
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Melvang on Tue, 18 February 2014, 15:34:31
[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

Or just plain old [WTB] Black Widow.

Actually I think someone was looking for one recently.

Well I take that back then... and I'm quite surprised.  Was under the impression that BWs were generally unpopular around here...

They are but in some countries it is about the only option for a decent priced much.
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 18 February 2014, 16:06:23
[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

Or just plain old [WTB] Black Widow.

Actually I think someone was looking for one recently.

Well I take that back then... and I'm quite surprised.  Was under the impression that BWs were generally unpopular around here...

They are but in some countries it is about the only option for a decent priced much.

True... and I suppose that even a BW is better than a rubber dome...
Title: Re: Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds
Post by: berserkfan on Wed, 05 March 2014, 07:18:10
WTT: Kishsaver for anything with Kailh switches

WTT: Beam Spring for contemporary mechanical keyboard. Monoprice and Razers most preferred.