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Title: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:04:16

No no no no no,
No no no no no no no,
No no no no no.

Title: Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
Post by: Novus on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:11:12

Title: Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:14:29

Coming this Summer
Rob Schnider will touch your heart
in Herp-dee-derp-derp

Title: Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
Post by: Photekq on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:28:33

Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:11:12

god damn it.

Title: Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
Post by: naasfu on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:31:38

Wake up lazy ass
Time to get educated
Be cool stay in school.  Get on that yellow bus now.

edit:  oops.  too many syllables on that last one.  I need to go back to haiku school.

Title: Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:46:26

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Title: Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
Post by: Novus on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:50:06

It's morning glory!
caffeine, tobacco and coffee
goodbye my money.

Not age appropriate version:

More

It's morning glory!
Dear, will you blow me please?
Statutory rape.

Title: Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 14 March 2014, 02:27:39

What the ****?
I thought it was Friday.
Bull****, this test was uncalled for.

Title: Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
Post by: poog on Fri, 14 March 2014, 02:32:23

Quote from: naasfu on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:31:38

Wake up lazy ass
Time to get educated
Be cool stay in school.  Get on that yellow bus now.

edit:  oops.  too many syllables on that last one.  I need to go back to haiku school.

Add another 7 line and you have yourself a tanka!

Title: Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
Post by: PointyFox on Fri, 14 March 2014, 03:20:26

日痛い。
非常に疲れて。
今眠る。