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Title: Goat Simulator
Post by: Cafiend on Sat, 29 March 2014, 04:54:37
Finally here!

http://www.goat-simulator.com/ (http://www.goat-simulator.com/)
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Post by: vun on Sat, 29 March 2014, 05:04:09
And thus we have reached the end of gaming (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmLlIGkhhGo)
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Post by: PointyFox on Sat, 29 March 2014, 05:09:58
Release date is April 1st.  Hmm..
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Post by: squarefrog on Sat, 29 March 2014, 05:32:32
Release date is April 1st.  Hmm..

It is real though. If you preordered you get early access to it. A bunch of people on Reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/21li8v/goat_simulator_early_access_is_out_today/) are already playing it.
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Post by: rowdy on Sat, 29 March 2014, 05:41:47
Where's my simulator simulator?
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Post by: Dubsgalore on Sat, 29 March 2014, 08:36:59
First game i'm going to buy in a long time
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Post by: FreeCopy on Sun, 30 March 2014, 02:06:44
Bought it. Stupid fun. I just ran around for a bit button mashing. Blew some stuff up. Tore up a house. Glitches/bugs really add to the absurdity.
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Post by: boradori007 on Sun, 30 March 2014, 02:12:28
lol wut
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Post by: gr3yh4m3 on Sun, 30 March 2014, 05:44:32
That looks awesome, I wonder if Hal Thompson knows about it...
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Post by: Cafiend on Sun, 30 March 2014, 05:56:47
Haha yeah stupid fun. I was stuck in a barrel for like 10 min and somehow received the Michael Bay achievement.
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Post by: RickyJ on Sun, 30 March 2014, 18:06:30
There's even a UFO that takes you into space!  I played for a few hours today, was amazing fun!
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Post by: dustinhxc on Sun, 30 March 2014, 18:53:08
OMG this looks amazing..
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Post by: Vibex on Sun, 30 March 2014, 18:54:41
I saw a preview of it a while back, but I didn't think it was a real thing. Can't wait to play it.
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Post by: chibishin on Mon, 31 March 2014, 07:59:42
waiting for all of the [MLG420] PRO-GOAT | NO SCOPE | BARREL SHOT [MLG420] videos to show up on youtube

bangarang
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Post by: ynrozturk on Mon, 31 March 2014, 09:12:49
The Dead Island style trailer is just so epic.
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Post by: blackbox on Mon, 31 March 2014, 09:19:07
Where's my simulator simulator?

Much better.
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Post by: Cafiend on Mon, 31 March 2014, 09:19:29
Is there really a ufo?  :))
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Post by: RickyJ on Mon, 31 March 2014, 21:29:39
Yes, you must summon it though!  Inside the house you start next to, there's a glowy "B[e]ACON" that you have to take out into the field where there's a pair of crop circles.  One circle has a B[e]ACON already.  Place the 2nd one and the aliens come and take you to happy space!
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Post by: RickyJ on Mon, 31 March 2014, 21:31:59
I also got into space by being the demon goat, having a big ball of peoples, and putting them in front of the moving truck.  Also, enter the tunnel to town and lick the car that's lodged in the end, epic lulz.
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Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 02 April 2014, 02:48:43
Had a good couple of hours seeing how much I could break the game. The jet pack is pretty special, but I wish it were larger(the level, not the jet pack because that's huge.) They tease you with that city just out of bounds, and multiplayer would really add tons of replay.
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Post by: paicrai on Wed, 02 April 2014, 03:50:33
I downloaded it and restricted myself to 15 minutes before deleting it, as a more illegal makeshift demo. I didn't even last 5 minutes, so boring and stupid.
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Post by: Anarchist on Wed, 02 April 2014, 04:08:55
I honestly can't wait to get a copy, too bad it isn't multiplayer.  Should be pretty great.
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Post by: lunr on Sun, 13 April 2014, 14:29:25
Tempted to buy this but I know I'm going to play this for an hour and will never touch it again.
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Post by: Pacifist on Sun, 13 April 2014, 14:41:09
u can play flappy goat

11/10
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Post by: dustinhxc on Sun, 13 April 2014, 15:15:06
u can play flappy goat

11/10

There is seriously a flappy goat now? AMAZING
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Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 13 April 2014, 16:30:08
u can play flappy goat

11/10

If you get the full screen Flappy Goat mod from the Steam Workshop it actually makes it playable too :)
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Post by: PointyFox on Sun, 13 April 2014, 17:33:55
Amazing how 20 year old games become new again. 

inb4 Chompy Face and Jumpy Plumber.  :mad:
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Post by: Oobly on Mon, 14 April 2014, 04:49:21
Tall Goat climbing a ladder.... almost fell off my chair laughing. Yogscast has done a series of vids with Simon playing it. He managed to land on the hang glider by jumping off the crane. Rather impressive for someone who hates "jumping puzzles", etc. Mad fun for such an absurd game.
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Post by: nubbinator on Wed, 16 April 2014, 22:33:06
This is the first game in a long time that I've just run around laughing while playing.  It's so stupid and ridiculous, but so much fun at the same time.  It's like the The Room of games, only it's not trying to be serious.