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Title: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: E TwentyNine on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:47:20
Couldn't believe it:  http://pckeyboard.com/mm5/graphics/ProductNews4-1-14.pdf

Website seems to be taking a hit, here's the pdf:  [attachurl=1]

Also snagged a screenshot:
[attachimg=2]

Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: oscillik on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:48:47
Such aghast
many surprise
very neu
so keyboard
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: CPTBadAss on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:50:23
Well played, E TwentyNine, well played.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: jdcarpe on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:51:45
E29 is my hero today. :))
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: riotonthebay on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:52:14
Saw the thread, thought "Nope."
Saw the picture, thought "Nope."
Nope.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Lastpilot on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:53:02
(http://img.pandawhale.com/88629-Jim-Carrey-laughing-gif-Liar-L-Gtdr.gif)
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:53:08
Why does today HAVE to be April Fools Day???
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: MOZ on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:53:27
Unsure if my joke was worse or this.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: CPTBadAss on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:53:42
Saw the thread, thought "Yup."
Saw the picture, thought "Yup."
Yup.

Fixed that for you :D
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:54:58
Unsure if my joke was worse or this.

Both are equally bad.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: hwood34 on Tue, 01 April 2014, 08:56:51
[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: AKIMbO on Tue, 01 April 2014, 09:00:51
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brace-your-selves-the-april-fools-pranks-are-coming.jpg)
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 01 April 2014, 09:02:16
(http://i.imgur.com/MARdwRm.jpg)
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Lastpilot on Tue, 01 April 2014, 09:04:22
(http://uboachan.net/n/src/1386817029471.gif)
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: E TwentyNine on Tue, 01 April 2014, 09:09:24
Saw the thread, thought "Nope."
Saw the picture, thought "Nope."
Nope.

You know for just a slight millisecond, the briefest of flashes, that hopeful kid in you believed.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Latin00032 on Tue, 01 April 2014, 10:12:04
I believed this for about 2.5 seconds.

My heart jumped.

Good work
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: digi on Tue, 01 April 2014, 10:23:45
Ah, the good yearly Unicomp April Fools Day joke, can't believe it's April already.  :))
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: jwaz on Tue, 01 April 2014, 10:32:19
dat comic sans tho
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 01 April 2014, 10:33:18
dat comic sans tho

Comic Sans: The Official Font of April Fools Day
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: hwood34 on Tue, 01 April 2014, 10:39:48
I know this is a joke but why wouldn't Unicomp make an SSK? They would make crazy amounts of money off them
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: CPTBadAss on Tue, 01 April 2014, 10:46:24
I know this is a joke but why wouldn't Unicomp make an SSK? They would make crazy amounts of money off them

There has been rumors about Unicomp making an SSK for at least 4 years. Someone necro'd a thread a while back saying in 2010 that Unicomp was working on an SSK. It seems to come up every so often. There's many reasons given as to why Unicomp hasn't come out with one (membrane issues, no molds, no plates, why would they retool for a niche enthusiast market, etc) but they haven't released it yet.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: berserkfan on Tue, 01 April 2014, 15:39:52
when I saw the title, I knew instantly it was April's Fool.

Unicomp will never do anything even faintly associated with Innovate or Risk Taking. It was probably pretty tough to convince them to switch from ps2 to USB keyboards.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Binge on Tue, 01 April 2014, 16:07:52
Unijerks is more like it.

/me quietly cries.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: mougrim on Tue, 01 April 2014, 16:24:18
when I saw the title, I knew instantly it was April's Fool.

Unicomp will never do anything even faintly associated with Innovate or Risk Taking. It was probably pretty tough to convince them to switch from ps2 to USB keyboards.

It's a pity, really. Even I know a few things they could do to increase sales without taking risk.

Nice people, though.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: tricheboars on Tue, 01 April 2014, 16:30:10
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad96ce5c63549e037ad79a8d5e1059c4/tumblr_moemaz8DEc1srz3dvo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 01 April 2014, 18:44:44
Why does today HAVE to be April Fools Day???

Cause the real deal ain't gonna be?
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: BucklingSpring on Tue, 01 April 2014, 18:49:15
Couldn't believe it:  http://pckeyboard.com/mm5/graphics/ProductNews4-1-14.pdf
Website seems to be taking a hit, here's the pdf:  (Attachment Link)

Nasty Phishing technique... April pun intended?
(It French April Fools is Poisson d'avril)
(http://mamietitine.m.a.pic.centerblog.net/poisson-avril.gif)

Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: nubbinator on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:35:59
dat comic sans tho

It's how you know **** is serious.

True story, half the files at work for my conservatees have tabs done in Comic Sans.  It makes me want to run out and murder a clown or something.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: berserkfan on Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:51:37
when I saw the title, I knew instantly it was April's Fool.

Unicomp will never do anything even faintly associated with Innovate or Risk Taking. It was probably pretty tough to convince them to switch from ps2 to USB keyboards.

It's a pity, really. Even I know a few things they could do to increase sales without taking risk.

Nice people, though.

They are the equivalent of Ukraine's peasants ok? They're conservative at heart and afraid of change even if the business is not getting them anywhere. I remember them saying they had some major innovation a while ago and it was a 'new' layout that was almost exactly the same as older layouts except it saved a tiny bit of space due to less plastic being used.

They won't even attempt to produce quieter keyboards eg using floss mod, so they can't sell to most potential buyers who want quieter keyboards.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: morpheus on Wed, 02 April 2014, 02:04:25
Too bad I don't even care anymore.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: dustinhxc on Wed, 02 April 2014, 02:06:18
Now that I would buy from them...
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 02 April 2014, 04:23:03
Now that I would buy from them...

Now, or not?

I'd seriously consider one, especially if the price was reasonable (i.e. < $150).
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: kaiserreich on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:13:32
The joke is on us?

(https://ci5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/_SWjCL9zrh_cbL3EmzWlcU7OvbfmLq5MFnPOUEGgbjGl7QPEGQch4SX331TfGr_GD3wVkmE40Q0EKl3Vx5Np0y_najrScKnYzvCc--9szKlS77A3HJHmpJXjJqSnfJ8r4BHRZM33Ipk=s0-d-e1-ft#http://support.pckeyboard.com/PR/APR2014/4.1.14.m83key_images/4.1.14.m83key1x1.jpg)
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Latin00032 on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:23:12
The joke is on us?

Show Image
(https://ci5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/_SWjCL9zrh_cbL3EmzWlcU7OvbfmLq5MFnPOUEGgbjGl7QPEGQch4SX331TfGr_GD3wVkmE40Q0EKl3Vx5Np0y_najrScKnYzvCc--9szKlS77A3HJHmpJXjJqSnfJ8r4BHRZM33Ipk=s0-d-e1-ft#http://support.pckeyboard.com/PR/APR2014/4.1.14.m83key_images/4.1.14.m83key1x1.jpg)


What the heck is that?
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: hashbaz on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:33:58
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=56668
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: 1avid_collector on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:35:09
Designed to be closer to a 60% footprint, although my personal preference is this one:

[attach=1]









Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: E TwentyNine on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:37:51
Designed to be closer to a 60% footprint, although my personal preference is this one:

Yep.  Does it come in green?   ;D
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:39:19
Designed to be closer to a 60% footprint, although my personal preference is this one:

Show Image






This would be a much better layout. Maybe they'll consider making winkeyless/winkey versions (if they're ACTUALLY going to do this...)

They also need something better than 2KRO, and black versions as well...
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: 1avid_collector on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:40:10
Designed to be closer to a 60% footprint, although my personal preference is this one:

Yep.  Does it come in green?   ;D

In my world, E29, you know it will -- right?
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: E TwentyNine on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:41:59
Designed to be closer to a 60% footprint, although my personal preference is this one:

Yep.  Does it come in green?   ;D

In my world, E29, you know it will -- right?

Yep.

[attach=1]


Is that your render in their announcement?   Looks way too close to be a coincidence.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: 1avid_collector on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:46:16
Designed to be closer to a 60% footprint, although my personal preference is this one:

Yep.  Does it come in green?   ;D

In my world, E29, you know it will -- right?

Yep.

(Attachment Link)


Is that your render in their announcement?   Looks way too close to be a coincidence.

Ah, the mystery deepens...that green one sure looks familiar!
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: E TwentyNine on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:49:33
Is that your render in their announcement?   Looks way too close to be a coincidence.

Ah, the mystery deepens...that green one sure looks familiar!

Recognize those shadows anywhere...

Thread dedicated to this here:  http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=56668.0

Would love to hear what you can reveal about it if anything.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: 1avid_collector on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:51:52
Speaking of a new SSK from Unicomp, here's a thread that may be of interest:
http://deskthority.net/keyboards-f2/a-proposal-for-a-new-ssk-t6977.html
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: 1avid_collector on Wed, 02 April 2014, 11:56:33
Is that your render in their announcement?   Looks way too close to be a coincidence.

Ah, the mystery deepens...that green one sure looks familiar!

Recognize those shadows anywhere...

Thread dedicated to this here:  http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=56668.0

Would love to hear what you can reveal about it if anything.

Two designs were considered, one from them and one from myself. As a goodwill gesture, I rendered both for them. It appears they picked theirs. I suggested updated Model F capsense technology to achieve NKRO, but whether they decide to do that remains to be seen.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Parak on Wed, 02 April 2014, 12:02:00
Is that your render in their announcement?   Looks way too close to be a coincidence.

Ah, the mystery deepens...that green one sure looks familiar!

Recognize those shadows anywhere...

Thread dedicated to this here:  http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=56668.0

Would love to hear what you can reveal about it if anything.

Two designs were considered, one from them and one from myself. As a goodwill gesture, I rendered both for them. It appears they picked theirs. I suggested updated Model F capsense technology to achieve NKRO, but whether they decide to do that remains to be seen.

If it took them this long to do a new SSK, then I anticipate a pcb based capsense design to come out sometime shortly after the heat death of the universe.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: berserkfan on Wed, 02 April 2014, 12:04:29
why are people still speculating? April Fools' is totally over by now. It's the 3rd where I am.

Unicomp will innovate no faster than a snail can sprint. You want them to do something, look for the biggest shareholder, buy him out, stack the board with geekhackers and let's see some action.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: hashbaz on Wed, 02 April 2014, 12:07:39
...buy him out, stack the board with geekhackers and let's see some action.

Interest check!  Let's make this happen. :D
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: 1avid_collector on Wed, 02 April 2014, 12:08:25
Quote from: Parak
If it took them this long to do a new SSK, then I anticipate a pcb based capsense design to come out sometime shortly after the heat death of the universe.

Oh ye of little faith! A competent engineering team (even a small one) could do this in a couple of months by borrowing various electrical and mechanical parameters from the Model F design, adapting them to the new layout, and using more recent chips, etc., on the controller board.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: CPTBadAss on Wed, 02 April 2014, 12:09:09
...buy him out, stack the board with geekhackers and let's see some action.

Interest check!  Let's make this happen. :D

I live pretty close to Unicomp. Can I be the proud rep from Geekhack that throws down the briefcase full of GH money and says, "I'M BUYING THIS PLACE"?
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: E TwentyNine on Wed, 02 April 2014, 12:50:49
Recognize those shadows anywhere...

Thread dedicated to this here:  http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=56668.0

Would love to hear what you can reveal about it if anything.

Two designs were considered, one from them and one from myself. As a goodwill gesture, I rendered both for them. It appears they picked theirs. I suggested updated Model F capsense technology to achieve NKRO, but whether they decide to do that remains to be seen.

You should comment in the thread I linked, your renders have come up there as well.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Parak on Wed, 02 April 2014, 13:00:10
Quote from: Parak
If it took them this long to do a new SSK, then I anticipate a pcb based capsense design to come out sometime shortly after the heat death of the universe.

Oh ye of little faith! A competent engineering team (even a small one) could do this in a couple of months by borrowing various electrical and mechanical parameters from the Model F design, adapting them to the new layout, and using more recent chips, etc., on the controller board.

Unfortunately (or fortunately?), I know exactly everything that must go into a new mass production capacitive buckling spring design, and it's a discussion that is too long to get sidetracked from the main topic. If anything, the controller is probably the easiest portion, but I digress already. The gist of it is that it won't happen without a VERY significant investment and at least a year or two of work. The amount of effort involved in creating an SSK based on existing designs is far, far less in comparison.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Snarfangel on Wed, 02 April 2014, 13:05:17
The joke is on us?

Show Image
(https://ci5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/_SWjCL9zrh_cbL3EmzWlcU7OvbfmLq5MFnPOUEGgbjGl7QPEGQch4SX331TfGr_GD3wVkmE40Q0EKl3Vx5Np0y_najrScKnYzvCc--9szKlS77A3HJHmpJXjJqSnfJ8r4BHRZM33Ipk=s0-d-e1-ft#http://support.pckeyboard.com/PR/APR2014/4.1.14.m83key_images/4.1.14.m83key1x1.jpg)


I just got that in an email (since I bought a keyboard from them awhile back -- I'm actually typing on my Kentucky Wildcats BS right now). The text reads:

April 1, 2014
A message to our customers,
Today is Unicomp's 18th anniversary. I would like to extend a sincere Thank You to our many loyal customers. Your interest and passion for the buckling spring keyboards we make are greatly appreciated.
We hope to make the holiday season this year special with the development of a new 83 key product chassis. This new chassis will continue to use the full size buckling spring keys and curved profile. It will be 25% smaller yet pack significantly more functionality than the space saving keyboard (SSK) developed by IBM 20 years ago. There will be versions available that will include features such as a USB hub, a pointing stick mouse, Mac compatibility, detachable cable, and Fn functionality. I have included a rendering produced by a loyal customer (M. Farwig) that illustrates the concept we are working on. We welcome your thoughts and comments on this future product. Please send them to M83@unicomp.com.
Thanks again for your loyalty.
Sincerely,
Neil Muyskens


Of course, the date given *is* April 1st...
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Snarfangel on Wed, 02 April 2014, 13:08:30
Is that your render in their announcement?   Looks way too close to be a coincidence.

Ah, the mystery deepens...that green one sure looks familiar!

Recognize those shadows anywhere...

Thread dedicated to this here:  http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=56668.0

Would love to hear what you can reveal about it if anything.

Sorry, didn't click on the link before I wrote. :)
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: zmenchho on Wed, 02 April 2014, 16:08:16
Please see the Official Press release
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=56683.new#new
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: E TwentyNine on Wed, 02 April 2014, 16:25:49
Please see the Official Press release
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=56683.new#new

We've been discussing the offical PR here: http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=56668

Don't you think it would be a good idea to unlock your thread in the Unicomp subforum so you can get input on from potential buyers which you've asked for in your announcement?
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: berserkfan on Wed, 02 April 2014, 21:15:34
...buy him out, stack the board with geekhackers and let's see some action.

Interest check!  Let's make this happen. :D

I live pretty close to Unicomp. Can I be the proud rep from Geekhack that throws down the briefcase full of GH money and says, "I'M BUYING THIS PLACE"?

So, shall we make this a massdrop thing? Raise money to buy Unicomp Shares because their management is stodgy and unwilling to adapt to times?

Even if we don't actually go through with this, if we do it, then send letters to the top shareholders (it's a public company, you can find this info), it might kick them into action.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: E TwentyNine on Wed, 02 April 2014, 21:28:19

So, shall we make this a massdrop thing? Raise money to buy Unicomp Shares because their management is stodgy and unwilling to adapt to times?

Even if we don't actually go through with this, if we do it, then send letters to the top shareholders (it's a public company, you can find this info), it might kick them into action.

I'm pretty sure Unicomp is a private company.  The thing is, if anyone were serious about it, they could get set up with their own molds and produce their own buckling spring design on their own.  Legally.  All the patents expired years ago.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: berserkfan on Thu, 03 April 2014, 11:41:13

So, shall we make this a massdrop thing? Raise money to buy Unicomp Shares because their management is stodgy and unwilling to adapt to times?

Even if we don't actually go through with this, if we do it, then send letters to the top shareholders (it's a public company, you can find this info), it might kick them into action.

I'm pretty sure Unicomp is a private company.  The thing is, if anyone were serious about it, they could get set up with their own molds and produce their own buckling spring design on their own.  Legally.  All the patents expired years ago.

Private or not, the owners can be found through public records. I suspect Unicomp's owners are conservative old folks, people who just want their retirement incomes to be stable. Hell, if they were engineers in the 1970s, they're probably born in the 1940s.

The age structure of the shareholders also matters. Too many old shareholders with board seats makes a company more conservative.

That said, I wonder if Massdrop can do a proposal for SSKs. IF they get a thousand orders for $250 each, I think Unicomp will get more serious also.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 03 April 2014, 14:14:31

So, shall we make this a massdrop thing? Raise money to buy Unicomp Shares because their management is stodgy and unwilling to adapt to times?

Even if we don't actually go through with this, if we do it, then send letters to the top shareholders (it's a public company, you can find this info), it might kick them into action.

I'm pretty sure Unicomp is a private company.  The thing is, if anyone were serious about it, they could get set up with their own molds and produce their own buckling spring design on their own.  Legally.  All the patents expired years ago.

Private or not, the owners can be found through public records. I suspect Unicomp's owners are conservative old folks, people who just want their retirement incomes to be stable. Hell, if they were engineers in the 1970s, they're probably born in the 1940s.

The age structure of the shareholders also matters. Too many old shareholders with board seats makes a company more conservative.

That said, I wonder if Massdrop can do a proposal for SSKs. IF they get a thousand orders for $250 each, I think Unicomp will get more serious also.

I'd hope that a new SSK is considerably cheaper than $250 :eek:
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: ander on Fri, 13 February 2015, 18:00:01
I figured this must've been a gag, as they hadn't managed to squeeze in their unfortunate logo.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 14 February 2015, 19:52:41
I figured this must've been a gag, as they hadn't managed to squeeze in their unfortunate logo.

Very necro!

But better than the other abomination that was circulated.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: hwood34 on Sat, 14 February 2015, 19:54:41
I figured this must've been a gag, as they hadn't managed to squeeze in their unfortunate logo.

Very necro!

But better than the other abomination that was circulated.
oh god. Don't remind me...
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: ander on Sun, 15 February 2015, 05:32:25
I figured this must've been a gag, as they hadn't managed to squeeze in their unfortunate logo.

Very necro!

But better than the other abomination that was circulated.

Dude, this "necro" hangup of yours...

Apparently, most GH members agree: The stuff we discuss here is timeless, and thus not subject to the fickle, short-attention-span attitudes of the general public. We're beyond such petty time-'n'-space limitations. You, of all people, should realize this. But no.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 15 February 2015, 07:25:50
>April 1st 2014
>2015

Well played sir.

Didn't even realise this was a thread from last year. waaaaaw.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Nover on Sun, 15 February 2015, 07:29:58
Meh, feel stupid for getting my hopes up again and clicking this thread when I should know better. Now someone has to share my fate.  :-X
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: wyatt8740 on Sun, 15 February 2015, 14:28:20
Meh, feel stupid for getting my hopes up again and clicking this thread when I should know better. Now someone has to share my fate.  :-X
Well, I did.  :-[
You aren't alone.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Joey Quinn on Sun, 15 February 2015, 17:20:43
I figured this must've been a gag, as they hadn't managed to squeeze in their unfortunate logo.

Very necro!

But better than the other abomination that was circulated.

Dude, this "necro" hangup of yours...

Apparently, most GH members agree: The stuff we discuss here is timeless, and thus not subject to the fickle, short-attention-span attitudes of the general public. We're beyond such petty time-'n'-space limitations. You, of all people, should realize this. But no.

(http://i.imgur.com/VbCNI5B.jpg)
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: wyatt8740 on Sun, 15 February 2015, 19:25:17
Necro'ing is a holdover from usenet days. Still, I think that I'd prefer if we didn't have so many necro's. I'd prefer new topics not be flooded out by topics started 8 years ago about ALPS discontinuing SKCL switches.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: ander on Mon, 16 February 2015, 05:46:26
In other words, we'd better not bring up anything historical at all, if there's going to be a time limit on it. Yeah, that makes complete sense to me.  :?|
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: bueller on Mon, 16 February 2015, 06:41:02


I figured this must've been a gag, as they hadn't managed to squeeze in their unfortunate logo.

Very necro!

But better than the other abomination that was circulated.

Dude, this "necro" hangup of yours...

Apparently, most GH members agree: The stuff we discuss here is timeless, and thus not subject to the fickle, short-attention-span attitudes of the general public. We're beyond such petty time-'n'-space limitations. You, of all people, should realize this. But no.

Oh wow in your 6 weeks on GH you've got this place totally figured out. Oh wait, no you haven't.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 16 February 2015, 06:47:25


I figured this must've been a gag, as they hadn't managed to squeeze in their unfortunate logo.

Very necro!

But better than the other abomination that was circulated.

Dude, this "necro" hangup of yours...

Apparently, most GH members agree: The stuff we discuss here is timeless, and thus not subject to the fickle, short-attention-span attitudes of the general public. We're beyond such petty time-'n'-space limitations. You, of all people, should realize this. But no.

Oh wow in your 6 weeks on GH you've got this place totally figured out. Oh wait, no you haven't.
just don't feed the troll
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Oobly on Mon, 16 February 2015, 08:11:46
Wow.... Ander is not making himself popular with all these necros. One thing I'd like clarified, though... How exactly is an April Fools joke from last year suddenly useful to discuss? Is there something important and keyboard related that you feel the need to resurrect an old thread to do? If not, then please stop doing it. If you have a question, start a thread. Otherwise, read any old threads you want and move on.

The reason some of us become irritated by a necro where the person has nothing useful to add or ask is that often a thread that has a new post in, is recent, and usually a request for information / help / guidance / opinions, etc. So if a person sees a thread on the first page of a subforum where the OP is doing just this and it has already been dealt with, necro'ing the thread is not helping the OP.

And anyone who has an answer or help for the OP and reads through, then discovers that the problem is already solved and they have wasted their time, thinking they can be of help to someone, when in fact the only reason the thread is on the first page is someone like yourself has posted something irrelevant in an old thread.

Being antagonistic towards those helpful souls when they politely mention this, will not endear you to this community.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: Data on Mon, 16 February 2015, 09:30:44
In other words, we'd better not bring up anything historical at all, if there's going to be a time limit on it. Yeah, that makes complete sense to me.  :?|

Hi, you must be new.  Welcome to the Internet.

People don't like thread necros anywhere.  It's one of those universal properties of forum-based communication.  If you've got something new and relevant to discuss on the topic, then yeah it's totally cool and even encouraged.  But bumping old threads for essentially no reason is bad etiquette and in some circles is even considered malicious.

It's cool though, you'll figure it out in time.   ;)
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: ander on Mon, 16 February 2015, 19:16:53
Quote from: bueller
Oh wow in your 6 weeks on GH you've got this place totally figured out. Oh wait, no you haven't.

[sigh]

Quote from: Oobly
Wow.... Ander is not making himself popular with all these necros. One thing I'd like clarified, though... How exactly is an April Fools joke from last year suddenly useful to discuss?

Guys, I am not a villain. I just saw this—for the first time, because I wasn't here last year when it was posted, because I didn't appreciate MKs back then. As I'd just bought a Unicomp, and saw their, er, logo first-hand (something that's remarked on here from time to time), I thought it might be a chuckle to add my little note.

I was quite surprised you responded so harshly. I didn't realize you were so rigid about this. The rest of the forum seemed so cool and welcoming.

If it's this annoying when anyone posts to a topic over a certain age, and you consider it this important to prevent it, forums can easily be configured to remove the reply links automatically after a specified period. If I didn't know better, I'd say this was deliberately left unconfigured, just so you could wait for someone to post where they shouldn't, then leap out and shame 'em. I'm sure that's not true—but if it were, the expression "get a life" wouldn't seem entirely out of place.

My replies have just been requests for you to try to step back a bit and figure out what's really important: Seizing a chance to stomp on one of your fellow KB guys? Or just enjoying all this as usual, without being anal about something as inconsequential as a date stamp?

Quote from: Data
People don't like thread necros anywhere.  It's one of those universal properties of forum-based communication.  If you've got something new and relevant to discuss on the topic, then yeah it's totally cool and even encouraged.  But bumping old threads for essentially no reason is bad etiquette and in some circles is even considered malicious... It's cool though, you'll figure it out in time.

First, believe it or not, I've been on forums since the beginning of the Internet. Before that, I used BBSs (computer Bulletin Board Services, the precursor of Internet forums), and operated a successful one of my own for several years. (You're talking to someone who actually used MS-DOS—yikes! Ancient!) I'm well aware of forum standards; I've seen them take shape, and even had a hand in creating them. It makes me feel pretty old to say this—but I've been doing this longer than many of you have been eating solid food.  :?D

I simply wanted to add my single, VERY brief remark to this existing topic. It would've been goofily inefficient to start a whole new one for that. What's more, I would've had to copy text from this topic to the new one for my comment to make any sense. Finally, it would've seemed pretty conceited. ("Hey, look everybody, I'm so funny, I'm starting a whole new topic just for this lame little quip!")

I was actually trying to spare you all that. No one was obligated to post follow-ups here, or even pay any attention if they didn't want to.

I'll stop watching this thread now, as I don't want to bug you any further... That'd be completely opposite from my original purpose, which was just to have a little fun. Sorry.
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: golliwog on Mon, 16 February 2015, 19:32:05
I wish this existed
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: ander on Tue, 17 February 2015, 04:45:26
Shhh, dude—you're necroing.  :?D
Title: Re: Unicomp Finally Comes Thru with the SSK
Post by: mougrim on Tue, 17 February 2015, 04:50:33
Hell no, you're not necroing, cuz I'm the Necro champion here who revived 7.5 y.o. thread last month :)

By the way, I wish that existed too - in F version :)