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Title: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: dante on Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:24:43
What say you?  For physicals and especially hernia type situations would you stick with the same team or venture forth?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Belfong on Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:26:12
More comfortable with venturing forth... ha ha ha...
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:27:27
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: demik on Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:38:09
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:40:38
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Zombly on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:14:46
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:26:03
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?

Is that really the question?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: compgeke on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:28:31
I have and didn't bother me any. No, I didn't get a boner either, had to get shots so I tripping balls over that thought...I ****ing hate needles.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: dustinhxc on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:28:37
My doctor is a woman.  ;D
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: demik on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:28:48
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?

Is that really the question?

maybe he wants to paint a mental picture of your boner
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: digi on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:30:23
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?

Is that really the question?

maybe he wants to paint a mental picture of your boner

lmao
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Latin00032 on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:33:15
I had a female nurse inject a numbing agent into my peepee hole.

They had to insert a fibre optic camera into my peepee hole to look at my bladder to check for problems.

I was ok.

I realized later that she did it without a male doctor in the room.

Was she allowed to do that?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: demik on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:36:23
it's not sexual assault unless she cupped your balls
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: tjcaustin on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:36:59
it's not sexual assault unless she cupped your balls

Or if she said surprise first.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: demik on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:37:41
no the surprise was the numbing agent only lasted long enough for the way in not out
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:45:52
I have a female doctor. Just not very attractive... Now, if she was hot... I would go more often...
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 01 April 2014, 22:31:22
My last physical was with a very attractive PA when she said drop your pants, I asked if I needed to bend over, she said your not over 40 and they don't pay me enough to do that anyways.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: digi on Tue, 01 April 2014, 22:32:41
My last physical was with a very attractive PA when she said drop your pants, I asked if I needed to bend over, she said your not over 40 and they don't pay me enough to do that anyways.

quick to bend over, what kind of kinky stuff are you into ray? :D
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 01 April 2014, 22:35:53
My last physical was with a very attractive PA when she said drop your pants, I asked if I needed to bend over, she said your not over 40 and they don't pay me enough to do that anyways.

quick to bend over, what kind of kinky stuff are you into ray? :D

i was just trying to get mentally prepared for what might happen  ???
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Wildcard on Tue, 01 April 2014, 22:46:17
If it makes you feel any better, when you turn your head and cough, you can say  "cou..awkward..gh"
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Novus on Wed, 02 April 2014, 00:05:53
Never had my balls cupped.
Now I know I'm definitely gonna get a boner when this happens.

More
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NSFW
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 02 April 2014, 00:18:42
Is she blonde or brunette?

Also might depend on where (or how far up) the hand is going - women generally have smaller hands.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:25:10
Is she blonde or brunette?

women generally have smaller hands.

and gerbils have even smaller hands  ;)
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: iri on Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:33:01
i love it when women touch my genitals. what is the question, really?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Novus on Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:44:26
This is actually a viral marketing campaign which doubles as a casting call for the new upcoming porno titled "Realforce  - good feeling of oneness with doctor cups your balls" directed by Demik. This will shot in Kabukicho.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: mauri on Wed, 02 April 2014, 02:55:11
Having a male doctor fiddle with your junk is waaay more awkward than a female doc.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 02 April 2014, 04:20:31
Might also depend on whether your other half is in the room at the same time.

Now THAT would be awkward, especially if you got over-excited :eek:
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: iri on Wed, 02 April 2014, 04:53:05
Might also depend on whether your other half is in the room at the same time.
usually my both halves are present.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Findecanor on Wed, 02 April 2014, 05:02:49
I've had my junk touched by a female nurse. Does that count?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Belfong on Wed, 02 April 2014, 05:44:49
Why call it a junk? It's a beautiful thing!
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: hudson0804 on Wed, 02 April 2014, 06:02:57
My doctor is female.  She is also quite attractive.

Every time I see her I try and find a way/excuse for her to need to touch my junk.

I'm having to get quite inventive :) 

But to answer OP.  I don't mind really. 

Not sure whether i'd like to have a female nurse/doctor to check my butt hole mind. 

Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Lanx on Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:15:08
no joke, but really

when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: iri on Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:39:12
when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?
i've heard that butthole checks are quite fashionable this spring.

but in my opinion, nothing complements september better than the good old butthole checking.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:43:13
no joke, but really

when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?

I hear 45-50 is the norm.  Unless you have any sort of gastrointestinal disorder, in which case get it done earlier.

P.S. Colonoscopys are NOT a very pleasing experience... the prep in particular.





And to answer the OP:

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1969260_499312803514114_1641684224_n.jpg)

That means "Yes" in logic-speak...
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: hwood34 on Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:49:43
As a teenage male, there's a whole lotta female touching going on.

All by doctors...
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 April 2014, 08:20:37
Who calls a vagina a muffin tho
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: HPE1000 on Wed, 02 April 2014, 08:29:09
Who calls a vagina a muffin tho
:))
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: hwood34 on Wed, 02 April 2014, 08:42:03
Who calls a vagina a muffin tho
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Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Wed, 02 April 2014, 14:23:37
Any time that attractive young nurse steps in the room to check my blood pressure, I will let her check whatever else she wants.  I just wonder about consequences if I make the first move when she is clearly bored and flirting with me.

Doctors, on the other hand,  I prefer a male doctor fondling with my junk.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: tjcaustin on Wed, 02 April 2014, 14:28:45
Who calls a vagina a muffin tho

The same person that calls a penis and testes junk?  Or maybe the same person that looks to us anonymous dorks on the internet for advice about what sex the person examining sex organs should be?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Puddsy on Wed, 02 April 2014, 14:29:26
I don't care. She's probably had patients get boners all the time, it's really not a big deal unless you make it one.

Who calls a vagina a muffin tho

me sometimes
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: IPT on Wed, 02 April 2014, 15:01:12
my PCP is a female.
Don't really see anything wrong or the big deal about it.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: iri on Wed, 02 April 2014, 15:20:13
us anonymous dorks on the internet
hey, speak for yourself! i'm a sweetie!
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: demik on Wed, 02 April 2014, 15:21:49
my PCP is a female.
Don't really see anything wrong or the big deal about it.


What does your drug habit have to do with who grabs my penis?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: IPT on Wed, 02 April 2014, 22:20:53
my PCP is a female.
Don't really see anything wrong or the big deal about it.


What does your drug habit have to do with who grabs my penis?

i have an HMO, so i gotta use PCP =)
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Beca on Wed, 02 April 2014, 22:24:04
no joke, but really

when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?

I hear 45-50 is the norm.  Unless you have any sort of gastrointestinal disorder, in which case get it done earlier.

P.S. Colonoscopys are NOT a very pleasing experience... the prep in particular.





And to answer the OP:

Show Image
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1969260_499312803514114_1641684224_n.jpg)


That means "Yes" in logic-speak...
Prep is just ****ting the entire contents of your intestines out right? My teacher once gave a thorough explanation of her experience with colonoscopies...
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: iri on Thu, 03 April 2014, 05:07:31
My teacher once gave a thorough explanation of her experience with colonoscopies...
hope that was fun and enriching for you.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: lightsout714 on Thu, 03 April 2014, 09:02:49
This thread has so much win. Lmao
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: dante on Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:30:51
Well - going to see the first female doctor/specialist in over 30 years next week (I'm a dinosaur).  I feel like I should be polite and trim down there...
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: epzy on Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:35:58
My doctor is female.  She is also quite attractive.

Every time I see her I try and find a way/excuse for her to need to touch my junk.

I'm having to get quite inventive :) 

But to answer OP.  I don't mind really. 

Not sure whether i'd like to have a female nurse/doctor to check my butt hole mind.

Lol.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: jakkdl on Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:38:06
I've had both - and a knife as well.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:39:47
I've had both - and a knife as well.

Huh?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: jakkdl on Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:46:31
I've had both - and a knife as well.

Huh?

I've had surgery :P But now it's good!
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:47:58
I've had both - and a knife as well.

Huh?

I've had surgery :P But now it's good!

Gotcha. Been there before too...
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 03 April 2014, 13:07:00
WHAT!? No way, bro. No woman will ever touch my peepee before I'm married. Only men for me. Yes, sir.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: hashbaz on Thu, 03 April 2014, 13:15:01
Well - going to see the first female doctor/specialist in over 30 years next week (I'm a dinosaur).  I feel like I should be polite and trim down there...

Seriously?  She's seen worse.  Don't stress about it.  Just be yourself.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: mauri on Fri, 04 April 2014, 07:58:14
I've had both - and a knife as well.

Huh?

I've had surgery :P But now it's good!

Gotcha. Been there before too...

Ditto
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Zombly on Fri, 04 April 2014, 10:43:51
This thread excites me, terrifies me, and amuses me at the same time, only terrified about reading the stuff going into the pee hole.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Wildcard on Mon, 21 April 2014, 19:56:11
WHAT!? No way, bro. No woman will ever touch my peepee before I'm married. Only men for me. Yes, sir.

Just remember, you said it ;)
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 21 April 2014, 21:23:15


And to answer the OP:

Show Image
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1969260_499312803514114_1641684224_n.jpg)


That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: demik on Mon, 21 April 2014, 21:24:52


And to answer the OP:

Show Image
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1969260_499312803514114_1641684224_n.jpg)


That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

(Attachment Link)

yoda was a freak.

SO SAY WE ALL
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 21 April 2014, 21:37:26


And to answer the OP:

Show Image
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1969260_499312803514114_1641684224_n.jpg)


That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

(Attachment Link)

yoda was a freak.

SO SAY WE ALL

That Dagobah trim is some foul ass ****. He's probably riddled with those swamp std's.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 21 April 2014, 23:04:10
I had a female nurse inject a numbing agent into my peepee hole.

They had to insert a fibre optic camera into my peepee hole to look at my bladder to check for problems.

I was ok.

I realized later that she did it without a male doctor in the room.

Was she allowed to do that?

Urethra...
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 21 April 2014, 23:05:07
This thread excites me, terrifies me, and amuses me at the same time, only terrified about reading the stuff going into the pee hole.

it's only scary if you say pee hole..   if you say urethra.. it's not scary.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: physicsmajor on Fri, 16 May 2014, 20:04:29
Physicians are trained professionals and are examining you in a dispassionate manner.

If anyone is uncomfortable in the room, it's the patient (and the patient is often uncomfortable). But this is needless in 99.9999% of cases. I recommend getting over it.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Novus on Fri, 16 May 2014, 20:58:51
Physicians are trained professionals and are examining you in a dispassionate manner.

If anyone is uncomfortable in the room, it's the patient (and the patient is often uncomfortable). But this is needless in 99.9999% of cases. I recommend getting over it.

[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: bexleycorona on Sun, 18 May 2014, 22:00:41
I had a female nurse inject a numbing agent into my peepee hole.

They had to insert a fibre optic camera into my peepee hole to look at my bladder to check for problems.

I was ok.

I realized later that she did it without a male doctor in the room.

Was she allowed to do that?

How old were you?

Sometimes they will have a chaperone.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: ninjadoc on Mon, 19 May 2014, 18:02:02
I have a chaperone


Bend over - one finger or two ?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Novus on Mon, 19 May 2014, 18:48:54
Would you allow the doctor to touch your junk?
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 18:55:33
yes


Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:01:20
I have a regular check up next week, and the receptionist asked if I've ever had my prostate checked.  :-X

Not gonna happen. I'm like 99.999% sure I'm going to tell the doc to **** off (in not so many words)
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: fohat.digs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:07:09
Bend over - one finger or two ?

Worst prostrate exam I ever had was from a woman.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: Melvang on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:18:41
When I went and has my vasectomy done the nurse for the procedure was a good friend of mine's step mom.  I had only met her one other time before that.
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 19 May 2014, 21:01:40
I have a chaperone


Bend over - one finger or two ?
fist
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: ninjadoc on Mon, 19 May 2014, 21:24:00
I have a chaperone


Bend over - one finger or two ?
fist
Hahaha - I don't think so. I wear a size 8 surgical glove or XL gloves and they still sometimes tear from the width of my hand!  :)
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: ninjadoc on Mon, 19 May 2014, 21:25:01
Bend over - one finger or two ?

Worst prostrate exam I ever had was from a woman.


Worse I ever had was from a Colonel in the Army whose hands were bigger than mine. I thought he was trying to touch my tonsils from below!
Title: Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
Post by: iri on Tue, 20 May 2014, 03:38:38
my hands are size 9, but i'm gentle.