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Title: Do you even squat?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 23 April 2014, 15:43:18: Had no idea this was even a thing... ???

http://www.squattypotty.com/ (http://www.squattypotty.com/)
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: esoomenona on Wed, 23 April 2014, 15:45:47: That image tho

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Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 23 April 2014, 17:57:20: Quote from: esoomenona on Wed, 23 April 2014, 15:45:47
That image tho

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gg
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: digi on Wed, 23 April 2014, 18:06:06: yea, i just got up to speed on that a few months back. If you hop on amazon.com you'll see a variety of different stools you can get. Just imagine, on your next flight you'll probably see someone stowing one in the overhead storage right above ya :))

some next level dumpage-gear right dur.
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:01:30: Ironic considering what "stool" means.
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:23:52: They use a very similar technology at the colon clinic. After they blast your ass with warm tube water, you **** it all out with the aid of one of these stools. Not that I would know.... I've just heard about it.
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: Zeal on Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:28:07: Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:23:52
They use a very similar technology at the colon clinic. After they blast your ass with warm tube water, you **** it all out with the aid of one of these stools. Not that I would know.... I've just heard about it.

Does this have anything to do with your butt whitening post earlier today?
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: smknjoe on Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:35:56: Who the hell doesn't know how to lean forward if they are having a little trouble taking a ****?!?
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26: take that, westerners!
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: sth on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:49:14: Quote from: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26
take that, westerners!

getting high on pot?
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:54:09: Quote from: sth on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:49:14
Quote from: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26
take that, westerners!

getting high on pot?

God I miss high flow toilets so much, can't even flush a proper **** now a days. One day when I'm rich and successful I'm going to track down the model of toilet in my childhood home that could suck the taint hair off a Wookie from a yard away.
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: sth on Thu, 24 April 2014, 02:47:32: Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:54:09
Quote from: sth on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:49:14
Quote from: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26
take that, westerners!

getting high on pot?

God I miss high flow toilets so much, can't even flush a proper **** now a days. One day when I'm rich and successful I'm going to track down the model of toilet in my childhood home that could suck the taint hair off a Wookie from a yard away.

i miss american toilets. give me a full bowl over a **** shelf any day.
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 24 April 2014, 07:22:36: Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:54:09
Quote from: sth on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:49:14
Quote from: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26
take that, westerners!

getting high on pot?

God I miss high flow toilets so much, can't even flush a proper **** now a days. One day when I'm rich and successful I'm going to track down the model of toilet in my childhood home that could suck the taint hair off a Wookie from a yard away.

We have pressurized toilets at work that can literally suck down an entire roll of toilet paper.....the floor rattles a bit when they flush, very exhilarating.
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: Zeal on Thu, 24 April 2014, 12:30:14: Quote from: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26
take that, westerners!

But where's the tissue? And walls? :-X
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: IvanIvanovich on Thu, 24 April 2014, 12:45:48: Take that westerners!
(http://m1.i.pbase.com/g3/16/531516/2/56773621.064.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 13:58:29: ^ that's one awesome ****ting device!
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 24 April 2014, 14:10:01: Quote from: IvanIvanovich on Thu, 24 April 2014, 12:45:48
Take that westerners!
Show Image
(http://m1.i.pbase.com/g3/16/531516/2/56773621.064.jpg)

What a ****-hole.
Title: Re: Do you even squat?
Post by: Findecanor on Thu, 24 April 2014, 14:22:18: "...until the advent of the modern toilet..." - what a piece of bull-****. Have they never heard of an outhouse?