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Title: When did you know ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:42:25
..........that you've become a Fattie...



.... Today..


I ate 2x 4" diameter Mooncakes straight, by myself... between lunch and dinner...


/white-people, in terms of mass, that's like 2 tubes of oreos.. mookcakes are also all sugar..


Then.. I began to sweat a little bit... and almost fell asleep...

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/full-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862505)
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: Belfong on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:45:21
It's already moon cake festival?
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:46:11
Quote from: Belfong on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:45:21
It's already moon cake festival?

ah.. no.. see.. I just bought these from the asian cake store when I passed by..

they make them year round....my god.. for whom???...  Fatties I guess.. "Me"...
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:50:20
When I saw the obesity chart for my height and realized I was 30lbs over it. Since then I discovered this is my plateau weight and have since learned to enjoy being a fattie because I can just eat everything I love and stay at this weight (albeit a fat weight, but **** it)

If I was meant to lose weight, exercise wouldn't feel like torture. No, worse than torture.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:58:46
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:50:20
When I saw the obesity chart for my height and realized I was 30lbs over it. Since then I discovered this is my plateau weight and have since learned to enjoy being a fattie because I can just eat everything I love and stay at this weight (albeit a fat weight, but **** it)

If I was meant to lose weight, exercise wouldn't feel like torture. No, worse than torture.

is this a bmi chart?

30 +obese bmi is in the 200lbs+ range..
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: epzy on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:05:05
When my penis dissapeared. xD
















Jk. :P
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: Coreda on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:08:05
When your belt buckle pops off by itself  ^-^

I actually had this happen once (it was broken). Still, even within a healthy range thought, **** it, hit the exercise bike and lost 30 pounds in a few weeks. Became underweight for a while. Felt good.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:09:56
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:50:20
When I saw the obesity chart

Man, I hate those things.  The most recent one didn't go to my height, so I extrapolated out to my height and at my weight at the time it said I was obese.  Not overweight, but obese.  I would not have considered myself obese.  Now I am slightly overweight, but I was not at that time.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:13:50
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:58:46
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:50:20
When I saw the obesity chart for my height and realized I was 30lbs over it. Since then I discovered this is my plateau weight and have since learned to enjoy being a fattie because I can just eat everything I love and stay at this weight (albeit a fat weight, but **** it)

If I was meant to lose weight, exercise wouldn't feel like torture. No, worse than torture.

is this a bmi chart?

30 +obese bmi is in the 200lbs+ range..

yeah, I'm 6'3 @ =~ 250

I was looking at the BMI calculator. At 150lbs (normal??!?) I would look like the resurrected corpse of a decaying crack head from a third world country. Who the **** does these calculations on healthy weights? I know I'm fat, but saying 145-160 is normal for anyone over 6' is crazy.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:22:03
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:13:50
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:58:46
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 18:50:20
When I saw the obesity chart for my height and realized I was 30lbs over it. Since then I discovered this is my plateau weight and have since learned to enjoy being a fattie because I can just eat everything I love and stay at this weight (albeit a fat weight, but **** it)

If I was meant to lose weight, exercise wouldn't feel like torture. No, worse than torture.

is this a bmi chart?

30 +obese bmi is in the 200lbs+ range..

yeah, I'm 6'3 @ =~ 250

I was looking at the BMI calculator. At 150lbs (normal??!?) I would look like the resurrected corpse of a decaying crack head from a third world country. Who the **** does these calculations on healthy weights? I know I'm fat, but saying 145-160 is normal for anyone over 6' is crazy.

As someone who is 6'8", yes.  This is completely right.  The whole BMI thing falls apart as soon as you aren't perfectly average.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: Sifo on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:22:58
one day I just looked into a mirror and thought "well ****"
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: HipsterPunks on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:58:44
Finished dinner and went immediately to the reeses eggs and cookies, no break in between. It was like they were part of the meal :)
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: Malphas on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:01:58
I have a naturally 32" waist with a little slack; if my jeans/trousers start to feel tight and that I could use a 34", then I know it's time to cut down before it gets out of control.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:03:48
eating a hot pocket as a snack before a meal, eating another one directly afterwards telling myself that would be my meal, then eating my regular meal on top of those
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: HipsterPunks on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:43:56
Quote from: epzy on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:05:05
When my penis dissapeared. xD

Gotta respect that honesty! Good luck on your search my friend! GLWF
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:45:34
Quote from: epzy on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:05:05
When my penis dissapeared. xD

Did you check the medicine cabinet? For some reason I leave it there sometimes.

Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: epzy on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:50:48
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:45:34
Quote from: epzy on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:05:05
When my penis dissapeared. xD

Did you check the medicine cabinet? For some reason I leave it there sometimes.

Lol? I do the same thing! What a crazy coincidence. I looked, but I didn't find it there this time. :( I think someone stole it.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: dorkvader on Mon, 28 April 2014, 21:07:34
I finally gained 10 lbs. It's taken me years of not working out anymore. I'm proud to say that I'm 5'10.5'' and 145 lbs.

I have a small but detectable fat deposit.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: Novus on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:04:31

Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:12:32
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:03:48
eating a hot pocket as a snack before a meal, eating another one directly afterwards telling myself that would be my meal, then eating my regular meal on top of those

/respecting that stomach power..
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: dante on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:14:59
When I walked into a restaurant and the owners 7 or 8 year old kid asked out loud if I was pregnant.  Hint: I'm a dude.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:24:06
Quote from: dante on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:14:59
When I walked into a restaurant and the owners 7 or 8 year old kid asked out loud if I was pregnant.  Hint: I'm a dude.
I now have to clean up the water I spit all over my desk :p
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: JoeC on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:25:44
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:45:34
Quote from: epzy on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:05:05
When my penis dissapeared. xD

Did you check the medicine cabinet? For some reason I leave it there sometimes.




I learned that I'm skinnyfat.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: hwood34 on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:26:26
Quote from: JoeC on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:25:44
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:45:34
Quote from: epzy on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:05:05
When my penis dissapeared. xD

Did you check the medicine cabinet? For some reason I leave it there sometimes.




I learned that I'm skinnyfat.
FTFY
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:29:38
Quote from: JoeC on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:25:44
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:45:34
Quote from: epzy on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:05:05
When my penis dissapeared. xD

Did you check the medicine cabinet? For some reason I leave it there sometimes.




I learned that I'm skinnyfat.

"skinny fat"...

I've heard that before... some girl said it to another girl who was obviously fat...  so.. it's a lie...

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/expulsion-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862503)
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:35:36
Quote from: JoeC on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:25:44
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:45:34
Quote from: epzy on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:05:05
When my penis dissapeared. xD

Did you check the medicine cabinet? For some reason I leave it there sometimes.




I learned that I'm skinnyfat.

you, i like you  ;D
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:57:09
When I looked down and couldn't see my feet :/
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 29 April 2014, 01:31:55
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:29:38
Quote from: JoeC on Mon, 28 April 2014, 22:25:44
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 28 April 2014, 20:45:34
Quote from: epzy on Mon, 28 April 2014, 19:05:05
When my penis dissapeared. xD

Did you check the medicine cabinet? For some reason I leave it there sometimes.




I learned that I'm skinnyfat.

"skinny fat"...

I've heard that before... some girl said it to another girl who was obviously fat...  so.. it's a lie...

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I think it's like when you are regular looking when standing, and then paunchy when you sit down. Basically just lack of definition/looser skin. I suppose the 'condition' could be corrected through exercise but that requires... effort an sweat an ****(well, not literal ****. maybe a little)  >:D
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 29 April 2014, 01:49:28
Growing up must suck...
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 29 April 2014, 03:43:31
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 29 April 2014, 01:49:28
Growing up must suck...

You can get older, but who says you have to grow up?
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 29 April 2014, 04:24:49
Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 29 April 2014, 03:43:31
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 29 April 2014, 01:49:28
Growing up must suck...

You can get older, but who says you have to grow up?
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Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 29 April 2014, 08:25:19
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 29 April 2014, 04:24:49
Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 29 April 2014, 03:43:31
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 29 April 2014, 01:49:28
Growing up must suck...

You can get older, but who says you have to grow up?
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this looks very dangerous.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: tbc on Tue, 29 April 2014, 13:08:29
never EVER use bmi.

it never takes into account body composition.  therefore it can never tell you if you're over-, under-, or proper weight.

bmi is a marketing tool, such as 'gaming grade.'  using bmi is like saying you're a better gamer now that you're using a razer board.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 29 April 2014, 13:48:27
Quote from: tbc on Tue, 29 April 2014, 13:08:29
never EVER use bmi.

it never takes into account body composition.  therefore it can never tell you if you're over-, under-, or proper weight.

bmi is a marketing tool, such as 'gaming grade.'  using bmi is like saying you're a better gamer now that you're using a razer board.

BMI doesn't take into account composition...

However...   the odds that your Composition is so great as to put in the obese range.. quite unlikely..

So for the upper range of over-weight, it's valid enough..

And anyone who's all muscle, WOULD KNOW IT.... there has never been an incident where such a person was wrongly prescribed something due to BMI...
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 29 April 2014, 14:00:04
I agree that BMI is a pretty useless scale. It's not body mass, rather body FAT percentage, that makes you healthy vs. a tub of lard.

On that note, I gained 10 lbs in a week since I quit smoking cigarettes. Been eating like crazy too, most likely a side-effect of the Prednisone I've been taking.

Gained 10 lbs, still am considered underweight...
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: iri on Tue, 29 April 2014, 14:53:17
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 29 April 2014, 14:00:04
On that note, I gained 10 lbs in a week since I quit smoking cigarettes.
i gained 18 kgs in 7 months.

Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 29 April 2014, 14:00:04
the Prednisone I've been taking
dangerous drugs! 'murica!
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: Michael on Tue, 29 April 2014, 18:26:51
(http://i.imgur.com/PxaEHQl.jpg)
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: dorkvader on Tue, 29 April 2014, 22:49:41
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 29 April 2014, 14:00:04
I agree that BMI is a pretty useless scale. It's not body mass, rather body FAT percentage, that makes you healthy vs. a tub of lard.

On that note, I gained 10 lbs in a week since I quit smoking cigarettes. Been eating like crazy too, most likely a side-effect of the Prednisone I've been taking.

Gained 10 lbs, still am considered underweight...

hi five!

same here. :(

Also grats on starting to quit. I have a great amount of respect for those who do.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: iri on Wed, 30 April 2014, 03:54:55
starting to quit doesn't matter much. it only makes sense when you quit smoking forever.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 30 April 2014, 07:57:09
Quote from: iri on Wed, 30 April 2014, 03:54:55
starting to quit doesn't matter much. it only makes sense when you quit smoking forever.

I'll start with starting and plan for forever.
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: iri on Wed, 30 April 2014, 08:30:17
that's nice!
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: Tym on Wed, 30 April 2014, 10:08:53
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 30 April 2014, 07:57:09
I'll start with starting and plan for forever.
Deep.

Good luck!
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: iri on Wed, 30 April 2014, 10:16:23
Quote from: Tym on Wed, 30 April 2014, 10:08:53
Deep.
much wow
Title: Re: When did you know ??
Post by: Novus on Thu, 01 May 2014, 23:37:35
Shouldn't it be start with starting and plan on planning for a better tomorrow, tomorrow?