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geekhack Community => New Members => Topic started by: richard_skynet on Sun, 11 May 2014, 00:11:56
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Hi everyone,
When I was in school I loved science and decided to study it at uni. I now realise that computers abd robots are taking over. Please see here:
MOD EDIT: LINK NUKED FROM ORBIT
I realise that humanity may soon face a new challenge in the firm of a 'skynet' or 'terminator' scenario. I want to become a hacker so that I can protect my loved ones abd humanity from this threat. I know very little about computers.
Where do I start? How do I learn to become a hacker?
Thank you.
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.......what
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you've come to the right place, l2heartbleed here.
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420 yoloswag hack the planet
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PM me and I'll teach you how to become a sufficient hacker. I'll assure you that you will be able to hack well enough so that you can defend your loved ones from the evil robots.
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Obviously in the right place as to hack you MUST have a mechanical keyboard.
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I'd start with a happy "hacking" keyboard.
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What's a happy 'hacking' keyboard?
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What's a happy 'hacking' keyboard?
A keyboard you need to hack sucessfully. Google Happy Hacking Professional 2.
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WELL..........in order to become a TRUE hacker, one must start out with WINDOWS 98. That is the ULTIMATE COMPUTING PLATFORM IN THE UNIVERSE. And you can't be the ULTIMATE HACKER without having the ULTIMATE COMPUTING SETUP. WINDOWS 98 is also an ideal platform for launching INTERNET EXPLORER 6, which is an INVALUABLE platform for hacking. INTERNET EXPLORER 6 delivers the ABSOLUTE BEST OF PERFECTION in rich, multimedia experience for the INTERNET. WINDOWS 98 and INTERNET EXPLORER 6 users have been known to be some of the most ADVANCED hackers on the PLANET!
So, the bottom line is, you need to download INTERNET EXPLORER 6. And you need to download it RIGHT NOW! Or you will go NOWHERE in life! So GET INTERNET EXPLORER 6. AND THEN YOU WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE!
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you need vista.
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WELL..........in order to become a TRUE hacker, one must start out with WINDOWS 98. That is the ULTIMATE COMPUTING PLATFORM IN THE UNIVERSE. And you can't be the ULTIMATE HACKER without having the ULTIMATE COMPUTING SETUP. WINDOWS 98 is also an ideal platform for launching INTERNET EXPLORER 6, which is an INVALUABLE platform for hacking. INTERNET EXPLORER 6 delivers the ABSOLUTE BEST OF PERFECTION in rich, multimedia experience for the INTERNET. WINDOWS 98 and INTERNET EXPLORER 6 users have been known to be some of the most ADVANCED hackers on the PLANET!
So, the bottom line is, you need to download INTERNET EXPLORER 6. And you need to download it RIGHT NOW! Or you will go NOWHERE in life! So GET INTERNET EXPLORER 6. AND THEN YOU WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE!
9/10 would read again :) although I'm having a tough time reading the font, it's so small.
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The Chosen one has arrived to begin his training. The wheels are in motion brethren
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I'm almost interested to know what the link was.
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you need vista.
NO. I DON'T NEED WINDOWS VISTA. NOBODY NEEDS WINDOWS VISTA. DID YOU KNOW THAT WINDOWS VISTA WON'T NATIVELY RUN MICROSOFT INTERNET INTERNET EXPLORER 6? THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT--IT'S BECAUSE IT'S TOO ****TY TO RUN IT. YOU NEED TO GET A REAL OPERATING SYSTEM LIKE NT4, 2000, OR 98. PREFERABLY WINDOWS 98. WINDOWS VISTA WON'T GET YOU NOWHERE IN THE ADVANCED WORLD OF COMPUTING. SO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE WINDOWS 98 SO YOU CAN RUN IE6. IT'S SO MUCH OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN ANY OTHER SOFTWARE ON THE PLANET THAT YOU NEED TO FIND A WAY TO GET IT RIGHT NOW. AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW. DON'T WAIT A MINUTE! OR EVEN A SECOND! GET INTERNET EXPLORER 6 THIS VERY INSTANT OR YOU WILL BECOME A COMPLETE FAILURE IN LIFE. YOUR CHILDREN WILL DESERT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL LEAVE YOU IF YOU USE WINDOWS VISTA. OR THE HORRIFICLY POOR EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET BROWSER THAT CAME WITH IT: THE INFAMOUS INTERNET EXPLODER 7. INTERNET EXPLORER 7 IS A DISGRACE TO THE BEAUTIFUL NAME AND LEGACY OF MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORER 6, WHICH THE EXPERTS HAVE CONCLUDED IS THE ABSOLUTE PINNACLE OF WEB-BROWSING SOFTWARE. THE DEBATE IS OVER. IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THE EXPERTS AND WORSHIP INTERNET EXPLORER 6, THEN YOU ARE A DENIER. GET INTERNET EXPLORER 6 RIGHT NOW! AND IF YOU'RE USING WINDOWS VISTA, BE SURE TO UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 98 SO YOU CAN RUN THAT BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART IN THE SOFTWARE WORLD.
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Well, you can't be a hacker without a Happy Hacking Keyboard (HHKB). Also you need the Pro 2. Don't get the HHKB Lite. The FBI will kick down your door faster than you can say WTF, if you use the HHKB Lite. HHKB Pro 2 and you won't get caught. You ever heard of legendary hacker Steven "1ce cr34m" Prendergast? Of course not. He uses the HHKB Pro 2.
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I'm going to say what everyone else you need an HHKB with an entire number row of Click Clacks. Without setup you will not succeed.
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Yes, I only have a GON keyboard, not a Happy Hacking Keyboard. When i attempt to run my exploits, they keep failing and I'm confident the problem is that I don't have a Happy Hacking keyboard.
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Hi everyone,
When I was in school I loved science and decided to study it at uni. I now realise that computers abd robots are taking over. Please see here:
MOD EDIT: LINK NUKED FROM ORBIT
I realise that humanity may soon face a new challenge in the firm of a 'skynet' or 'terminator' scenario. I want to become a hacker so that I can protect my loved ones abd humanity from this threat. I know very little about computers.
Where do I start? How do I learn to become a hacker?
Thank you.
Welcome to Geekhack! :thumb:
Since this is a keyboard forum, I'm not sure if posting anything related to software hacking will violate any term and condition of using. I think software hacking will only welcome the eyes of the authority, the bad guys and the one in the middle.
Well, first you should read opinions from above posts.
Second, you should research on 2 terms "Forward Engineering" and "Reverse Engineering".
Becoming a true hacker is a hard long story. It may require many factors but not limited to : luck, patience, books, skills, tools, ... So I better leave it to you on the research.
Last but not least, no matter you are going to do, becoming a hacker, a software engineer or a civil engineer, you should find a decent keyboard. You should try to type on Topre switch family (45g, 55g) Cherry MX family (Brown, Blue, Black, Red...) in order to determine which switch is suitable for you.
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Step 1 Hack a TV station
Step 2 Hack the Gibson
Step 3 Hack the Planet
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Son, do you even understand on what path you are about to advance? Once you start hacking, there's no way back. It's all hip, cool and fun when you start but eventually you come to point where you become aware of the fact that you just hacked into the Pentagon to find out the truth about the aliens and the next thing you know, the feds are breaking in. It's all happen to me several times already but there's just no stop for it.