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Title: Doritos
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:07:41
You know, while using my computer today at work, I realized that I hate doritos. Do you hate them too? I bet they cause cancer.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:09:56
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Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: sth on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:13:55
WOW! i blogged about doritos today!!!
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=57199.msg1331699#msg1331699
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: foxer on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:14:26
Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: sth on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:15:46
Quote from: foxer on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:14:26
Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

what if i personally deliver some cool americans? i think the combination of a cool american delivering cool americans is about as ranch as you're gonna get with it over here.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:19:21
Quote from: sth on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:15:46
Quote from: foxer on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:14:26
Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

what if i personally deliver some cool americans? i think the combination of a cool american delivering cool americans is about as ranch as you're gonna get with it over here.

Only if they are delivered on horse back
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: sth on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:23:13
if you can arrange a horse at whatever tube station i'd get to from holland, i will take a tour of the UK and deliver doritos to all the UK geekhackers.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:29:01
Quote from: sth on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:23:13
if you can arrange a horse at whatever tube station i'd get to from holland, i will take a tour of the UK and deliver doritos to all the UK geekhackers.


The mental images are too perfect
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: foxer on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:44:42
I've just Googled these Cooler Ranch flavour. They're same as Cool Original. I'm massively disappointed now since we have them. :'(
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: physicsmajor on Fri, 16 May 2014, 18:29:52
Doritos are basically normal nachos coated with an equal mix of food coloring, chalk, cayenne+cheap cheese, and salt.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: Zeal on Fri, 16 May 2014, 18:38:25
I've tried the original cool ranch Doritos, but I didn't really like them. I found that they lacked the ranch flavour and were rather bland.

I personally prefer the Sweet Chili Heat flavour -- just enough kick, without being as spicy as the jalapeno flavour.  :cool:
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 16 May 2014, 19:37:45
Quote from: physicsmajor on Fri, 16 May 2014, 18:29:52
Doritos are basically normal nachos coated with an equal mix of food coloring, chalk, cayenne+cheap cheese, and salt.

Well said! Certainly provides ample reason to not eat them.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: C5Allroad on Wed, 21 May 2014, 14:41:14
Dude, I love dorittos. Only the purple bag though(sweet spicy chili) lol
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: Zombly on Wed, 21 May 2014, 14:55:00
Thanks to this thread, just the title going to be buying Dorito's tonight, luckily you can't install Windows on a Dorito... or can you?
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: microsoft windows on Thu, 22 May 2014, 15:12:21
No you can't. That's why they're pieces of ****.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 22 May 2014, 15:15:03
Quote from: sth on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:15:46
Quote from: foxer on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:14:26
Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

what if i personally deliver some cool americans? i think the combination of a cool american delivering cool americans is about as ranch as you're gonna get with it over here.

Who are you going to get to deliver them, then?
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: sth on Fri, 23 May 2014, 01:59:59
Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 22 May 2014, 15:15:03
Quote from: sth on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:15:46
Quote from: foxer on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:14:26
Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

what if i personally deliver some cool americans? i think the combination of a cool american delivering cool americans is about as ranch as you're gonna get with it over here.

Who are you going to get to deliver them, then?

i don't think you get it tjcaustin and frankly i'm a little surprised because i thought you were sharper than that.

it's you. you are the cool american. you will deliver the chips.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 23 May 2014, 03:12:14
Seriously another ****ing Doritos thread? Legit spam right here.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: tjcaustin on Fri, 23 May 2014, 13:56:54
Quote from: sth on Fri, 23 May 2014, 01:59:59
Quote from: tjcaustin on Thu, 22 May 2014, 15:15:03
Quote from: sth on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:15:46
Quote from: foxer on Fri, 16 May 2014, 14:14:26
Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

what if i personally deliver some cool americans? i think the combination of a cool american delivering cool americans is about as ranch as you're gonna get with it over here.

Who are you going to get to deliver them, then?

i don't think you get it tjcaustin and frankly i'm a little surprised because i thought you were sharper than that.

it's you. you are the cool american. you will deliver the chips.

That's seriously the nicest thing I think you've ever said to me <3
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 11:27:11
Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 23 May 2014, 03:12:14
Seriously another ****ing Doritos thread? Legit spam right here.

I'd rather eat spam than doritos.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 11:31:45
i wanna try doritos
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 11:32:33
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 11:31:45
i wanna try doritos

You shouldn't. They taste bad.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 11:49:18
people like doritos
it must taste good to some people and i want to figure out if i am one of those
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 25 May 2014, 11:55:49
do you also not like corn?

Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 13:34:19
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 25 May 2014, 11:55:49
do you also not like corn?

I like corn. But Doritos aren't corn flavored. If I want corn chips, I'll just eat regular corn chips without all the artificial colours and flavours.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 13:46:49
you're a car what do you know
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: vun on Sun, 25 May 2014, 13:51:25
I tried Doritos out of curiosity, it was just a big bag of meh. A step up from tasteless paper-like crisps, but decidedly meh and not even close to being worth the money when you look at what you could get instead.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 25 May 2014, 14:40:30
Quote from: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 13:34:19
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 25 May 2014, 11:55:49
do you also not like corn?

I like corn. But Doritos aren't corn flavored. If I want corn chips, I'll just eat regular corn chips without all the artificial colours and flavours.

there's a distinct  Corn Scent  (olfactory) to all corn based chips...  so i figured the corn itself may have been the problem..
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 25 May 2014, 15:34:52
What came first: Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 15:36:23
sounds like ranch to me
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: Novus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 15:45:13
Are we still talking about doritos?
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 15:49:00

doritos raunch
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 16:15:53
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 13:46:49
you're a car what do you know

I know basic English grammar and punctuation.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 16:54:45
jeez you fart this is the internet grammar doesn't matter
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 17:09:40
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 16:54:45
jeez you fart this is the internet grammar doesn't matter

Maybe in your little world. But in the world of the 1996 Ford Taurus, grammar is extremely important. I am an individual who is not embarrassed to show that he is educated.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 17:13:38
thanks for confirming you're a fart
and a butt
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: Novus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 17:15:30
Quote from: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 17:09:40
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 16:54:45
jeez you fart this is the internet grammar doesn't matter

Maybe in your little world. But in the world of the 1996 Ford Taurus, grammar is extremely important. I am an individual who is not embarrassed to show that he is educated.

Oh I'm sorry for a moment there I thought you were going to be a classic ford. Nope you're still a modern ford.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: Malphas on Sun, 25 May 2014, 17:15:35
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 16:54:45
this is the internet grammar doesn't matter

Well said.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: epzy on Sun, 25 May 2014, 17:17:27
Quote from: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 16:15:53
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 13:46:49
you're a car what do you know

I know basic English grammar and punctuation.

Lol.

Quote from: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 17:09:40
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 16:54:45
jeez you fart this is the internet grammar doesn't matter

Maybe in your little world. But in the world of the 1996 Ford Taurus, grammar is extremely important. I am an individual who is not embarrassed to show that he is educated.

Lol.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 25 May 2014, 17:34:46
Quote from: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 16:15:53
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 25 May 2014, 13:46:49
you're a car what do you know

I know basic English, grammar, and punctuation.
or
I know basic English grammar, and punctuation.

FTFY
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: Novus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 18:21:05
We all know patriotism doesn't require proper English.
As long your as your heart beats red, white and blue!
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: epzy on Sun, 25 May 2014, 18:22:19
Quote from: the1onewolf on Sun, 25 May 2014, 18:21:05
We all know patriotism doesn't require proper English.
As long your as your heart beats red, white and blue!

(http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k355/bomchickawahah/Norwegian-flag.gif)
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 25 May 2014, 19:22:51
So, does anyone like CCs?

http://snackbrands.com.au/index.php/products/view/ccs

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Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 19:33:55
Quote from: rowdy on Sun, 25 May 2014, 19:22:51
So, does anyone like CCs?

http://snackbrands.com.au/index.php/products/view/ccs

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I do not like those.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 25 May 2014, 21:15:45
Quote from: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 19:33:55
Quote from: rowdy on Sun, 25 May 2014, 19:22:51
So, does anyone like CCs?

http://snackbrands.com.au/index.php/products/view/ccs

(Attachment Link)

I do not like those.

Yeah, but CCs.

CC!

Took me a long time on GH to get used to CC meaning an artisan keycap :))
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: Novus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 21:23:27
Crunch blown
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: thesentinel on Mon, 26 May 2014, 00:51:59
At one point in my life I neglected kettle chips, until I tried sweet and salty kettle potato chips. Then I fell in love all over again. Also sweet chili ruffles.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 26 May 2014, 00:53:38
Quote from: thesentinel on Mon, 26 May 2014, 00:51:59
At one point in my life I neglected kettle chips, until I tried sweet and salty kettle potato chips. Then I fell in love all over again. Also sweet chili ruffles.

I've tried Kettle - worst chips I ever had!

Except this one brand that was, well, unusual.  Beetroot chips?  Never again! :eek:
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: katushkin on Mon, 26 May 2014, 01:10:58
Vegetable chips are ****ing amazing.

Beetroot, sweet potato and parsnip chips are the ****.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 26 May 2014, 05:29:48
Quote from: katushkin on Mon, 26 May 2014, 01:10:58
Vegetable chips are ****ing amazing.

Beetroot, sweet potato and parsnip chips are the ****.

Sweet potato - that was another one in there.

They weren't what I was expecting, which might contribute to why I didn't like them.
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: Malphas on Mon, 26 May 2014, 10:23:43
Quote from: epzy on Sun, 25 May 2014, 18:22:19
Quote from: the1onewolf on Sun, 25 May 2014, 18:21:05
We all know patriotism doesn't require proper English.
As long your as your heart beats red, white and blue!

Show Image
(http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k355/bomchickawahah/Norwegian-flag.gif)


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Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: user 18 on Sat, 31 May 2014, 23:54:03
Doritos are pretty okay, regular nacho chips are even better
Title: Re: Doritos
Post by: Zombly on Tue, 03 June 2014, 09:59:15
Had Spicy Nacho bag last night for dinner, delicious.