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Title: I am now the president.
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:40:51: I have officially nominated myself as the first president of Geekhack.org.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:41:53: Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:40:51
I have officially nominated myself as the first president of Geekhack.org.

Impeach! Impeach!

Edit: Who uses comic sans, anyway
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:42:58: Well, I'm glad I don't vote. :))

Quote from: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:41:53
Edit: Who uses comic sans, anyway

Apparently, the President of Geekhack does.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:43:08: Quote from: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:41:53
Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:40:51
I have officially nominated myself as the first president of Geekhack.org.

Edit: Who uses comic sans, anyway

The president does.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:47:57: YOU *****.
[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:48:05: Congratulations on your presidency! If you ever need a Presidential Bunker in case of emergency or coup, my blog is always welcome as long as you have adequate anti-malware software installed and updated.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:48:46: Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:47:57
YOU *****.
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dafuq does that GIF even mean?
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:51:25: So this means you are bringing polls back?
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:51:29: Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:48:46
Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:47:57
YOU *****.
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dafuq does that GIF even mean?
MY BIG EVIL SKELETON IS GOING TO KILL HIS ASS.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Zeal on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:52:18: Quote from: SpAmRaY on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:51:25
So this means you are bringing polls back?

Polls never left :rolleyes:
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:53:22: Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:51:29
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:48:46
Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:47:57
YOU *****.
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dafuq does that GIF even mean?
MY BIG EVIL SKELETON IS GOING TO KILL HIS ASS.

Less than 15 minutes into his presidency, and he's already had one assassination attempt.

Damn, he must be a REALLY good president!
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:54:13: I am the best president this forum has ever had.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:54:57: Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:54:13
I am the only president this forum has ever had.

FTFY
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:55:12: [attachimg=1]
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:55:58: Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:55:12
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Moral of the story: don't walk into giant toilets.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:57:17: [attachimg=1]
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:01:18: Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:57:17
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You have the weirdest collection of GIFs I've ever seen...
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:03:48: Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:01:18
Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:57:17
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You have the weirdest collection of GIFs I've ever seen...
I TOTALLY DO. WANT ME TO POST A BUNCH?
**** YOU I WILL ANYWAYS :)
[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:04:17: Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:03:48
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:01:18
Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:57:17
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You have the weirdest collection of GIFs I've ever seen...
I TOTALLY DO. WANT ME TO POST A BUNCH?
**** YOU I WILL ANYWAYS :)
(Attachment Link)

I never said weird meant bad...
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:04:54: BACK ON TOPIC!
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:08:36: how will your presidency affect geekhack?

when will the presidential cabinet be announced?

when your term is over where will the library be located?

how do you feel about foreign policy debates on waterslides?
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:09:10: Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:04:17
Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:03:48
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:01:18
Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:57:17
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You have the weirdest collection of GIFs I've ever seen...
I TOTALLY DO. WANT ME TO POST A BUNCH?
**** YOU I WILL ANYWAYS :)
(Attachment Link)

I never said weird meant bad...
Never thought you meant so either :)
Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:04:54
BACK ON TOPIC!
[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:10:01: Quote from: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:08:36
how will your presidency affect geekhack?

when will the presidential cabinet be announced?

when your term is over where will the library be located?

how do you feel about foreign policy debates on waterslides?

better question, where can we find the presidential blog?
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:12:59: who holds the key to the city?

when is the presidential sabbatical? who is the vice president? i am. i'm the vice president.

MSW please do not get assassinated because i just want to chill and make good judgements in the past and in the future.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:13:17: Quote from: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:41:53
Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:40:51
I have officially nominated myself as the first president of Geekhack.org.

Impeach! Impeach!

Edit: Who uses comic sans, anyway

The actual president of geekhack, jwaz, uses comic sans.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:13:51: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/DanQualyeBust.jpg)
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:15:18: Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:13:17
Quote from: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:41:53
Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:40:51
I have officially nominated myself as the first president of Geekhack.org.

Impeach! Impeach!

Edit: Who uses comic sans, anyway

The actual president of geekhack, jwaz, uses comic sans.

he is the based mod. i thought this topic title sounded like a lil b song title.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Novus on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:17:43: Who have you selected as your Veep?
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:32:45: Quote from: the1onewolf on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:17:43
Who have you selected as your Veep?

I'll open up an application for VP later on this week.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:33:27: excuse me
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:35:16: Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:32:45
Quote from: the1onewolf on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:17:43
Who have you selected as your Veep?

I'll open up an application for VP later on this week.

Bull****. I'm VP and you know it.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:35:39: Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:35:16
Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:32:45
Quote from: the1onewolf on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:17:43
Who have you selected as your Veep?

I'll open up an application for VP later on this week.

Bull****. I'm VP and you know it.

excuse me
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:36:00: Quote from: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:35:39
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:35:16
Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:32:45
Quote from: the1onewolf on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:17:43
Who have you selected as your Veep?

I'll open up an application for VP later on this week.

Bull****. I'm VP and you know it.

excuse me

You are excused.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:36:22: Quote from: sth on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:12:59
who holds the key to the city?

when is the presidential sabbatical? who is the vice president? i am. i'm the vice president.

MSW please do not get assassinated because i just want to chill and make good judgements in the past and in the future.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:50:45: [attachimg=1]
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: vivalarevolución on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:58:57: I would like to be nominated for a cabinet position, at the very least.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:59:02: Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:35:16
Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:32:45
Quote from: the1onewolf on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:17:43
Who have you selected as your Veep?

I'll open up an application for VP later on this week.

Bull****. I'm VP and you know it.

Sounds like you'd better submit an application!
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 15:10:46: Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:59:02
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:35:16
Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:32:45
Quote from: the1onewolf on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:17:43
Who have you selected as your Veep?

I'll open up an application for VP later on this week.

Bull****. I'm VP and you know it.

Sounds like you'd better submit an application!

That was my application...
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 19 May 2014, 15:47:19: not my president. Thanks Obama.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 15:48:42: i spent hours looking for where i originally saw this
[attachimg=1]
posting it because butts
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:14:51: Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 15:10:46
Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:59:02
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:35:16
Quote from: microsoft windows on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:32:45
Quote from: the1onewolf on Mon, 19 May 2014, 14:17:43
Who have you selected as your Veep?

I'll open up an application for VP later on this week.

Bull****. I'm VP and you know it.

Sounds like you'd better submit an application!

That was my application...

OK, well you've won the nomination then. Congratulations!
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Novus on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:24:44: Okay. How are you going to shamelessly pander now?
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:45:52: Guess it's time to emigrate.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:49:33: Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:45:52
Guess it's time to emigrate.

Yeah, you'd rather have a Prime Minister than a President /sarcasm
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: tjcaustin on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:52:06: Quote from: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:49:33
Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:45:52
Guess it's time to emigrate.

Yeah, you'd rather have a Prime Minister than a President /sarcasm

Monarchy all the way. What with being King Klaxon and all. How can I be a King if there's a president?
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:54:02: Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:52:06
Quote from: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:49:33
Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:45:52
Guess it's time to emigrate.

Yeah, you'd rather have a Prime Minister than a President /sarcasm

Monarchy all the way. What with being King Klaxon and all. How can I be a King if there's a president?

I wouldn't mind bowing down if it gets me some klaxon sets :s
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Zeal on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:59:48: Quote from: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:54:02
Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:52:06
Quote from: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:49:33
Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:45:52
Guess it's time to emigrate.

Yeah, you'd rather have a Prime Minister than a President /sarcasm

Monarchy all the way. What with being King Klaxon and all. How can I be a King if there's a president?

I wouldn't mind bowing down if it gets me some klaxon sets :s

Then your briefs will show...
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 20:02:31: Quote from: Zeal on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:59:48
Quote from: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:54:02
Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:52:06
Quote from: CK Briefs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:49:33
Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:45:52
Guess it's time to emigrate.

Yeah, you'd rather have a Prime Minister than a President /sarcasm

Monarchy all the way. What with being King Klaxon and all. How can I be a King if there's a president?

I wouldn't mind bowing down if it gets me some klaxon sets :s

Then your briefs will show...

Ahem.. BOXER briefs
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Novus on Mon, 19 May 2014, 20:14:11: Knickers
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 20 May 2014, 11:51:45: Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:48:46
Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:47:57
YOU *****.
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dafuq does that GIF even mean?
Well, skulls are signs of eternal and long living(would assume the same for the skeleton) the lightsaber could be the fact that he's going to assinate the president... Lol
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 20 May 2014, 11:53:56: Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Tue, 20 May 2014, 11:51:45
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:48:46
Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 19 May 2014, 13:47:57
YOU *****.
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dafuq does that GIF even mean?
Well, skulls are signs of eternal and long living(would assume the same for the skeleton) the lightsaber could be the fact that he's going to assinate the president... Lol
+1

:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 20 May 2014, 11:57:24: I don't think any attempts to assasinate the President will go very well. After all, the President of Geekhack is defended by his state-of-the-art security team in Internet Explorer 6. And IE6 will never die.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 20 May 2014, 12:02:03: Quote from: microsoft windows on Tue, 20 May 2014, 11:57:24
state-of-the-art security team in Internet Explorer 6. And IE6 will never die

(http://img.pandawhale.com/88611-beating-dead-horse-gif-South-P-ZqEc.gif)
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 20 May 2014, 12:02:24: Quote from: microsoft windows on Tue, 20 May 2014, 11:57:24
I don't think any attempts to assasinate the President will go very well. After all, the President of Geekhack is defended by his state-of-the-art security team in Internet Explorer 6. And IE6 will never die.
Internet Explorer 6 may never die but it's less secure than a broken condom lubed in gasoline fired from a blunderbuss.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: microsoft windows on Tue, 20 May 2014, 12:05:29: Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 20 May 2014, 12:02:03
Quote from: microsoft windows on Tue, 20 May 2014, 11:57:24
state-of-the-art security team in Internet Explorer 6. And IE6 will never die

Show Image
(http://img.pandawhale.com/88611-beating-dead-horse-gif-South-P-ZqEc.gif)

And guess what? Internet Explorer 6 is still not dead. And you know why? Because it's the best Internet browser on the planet. And it will remain so for eternity!

Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 20 May 2014, 12:02:24
Quote from: microsoft windows on Tue, 20 May 2014, 11:57:24
I don't think any attempts to assasinate the President will go very well. After all, the President of Geekhack is defended by his state-of-the-art security team in Internet Explorer 6. And IE6 will never die.
Internet Explorer 6 may never die but it's less secure than a broken condom lubed in gasoline fired from a blunderbuss.

Go fly a kite.
Title: Re: I am now the president.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 20 May 2014, 12:08:07: Quote from: microsoft windows on Tue, 20 May 2014, 12:05:29
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 20 May 2014, 12:02:03
Quote from: microsoft windows on Tue, 20 May 2014, 11:57:24
state-of-the-art security team in Internet Explorer 6. And IE6 will never die

Show Image
(http://img.pandawhale.com/88611-beating-dead-horse-gif-South-P-ZqEc.gif)

And guess what? Internet Explorer 6 is still not dead. And you know why? Because it's the best Internet browser on the planet. And it will remain so for eternity!

As vice-president, I will make sure that every post made by Mr. President is accompanied by this emoticon: (http://www.katfans.com/katsforum/images/smilies/Livius-Beating_A_Dead_Horse.gif)

(Admins, plz add this to the GH emoticons, pretty please)