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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 03:14:56
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Do you think keyboards should be segregated?
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No.
I let them all mix freely on my desk - MX, Topre, BS - all the same to me.
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MX POWER
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When at work, I keep my ML keyboards in a cabinet, as I don't want people to get the wrong idea. After all, it's not like I actually use them, except for travel.
My BS and MX keyboards are either on my desk or on top of my cube shelf, so everyone can see them.
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keyboard sex education plz
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keyboard sex education plz
So long as it's not that "abstinence only" bull****...
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keyboard sex education plz
That's easy don't stick keyboards where they don't naturally fit and if they do fit your one sick person.
Also sticky substances will ruin keyboards so get a cover for it.
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keyboard sex education plz
Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122
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keyboard sex education plz
Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122
LOL
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Nope!
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keyboard sex education plz
Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122
i have ergodox HELP
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keyboard sex education plz
I think you check the connector. Detachable USB connection? Definitely female. Fixed XT/PS2 connector? Definitely male. Gender changer? Self explanatory.
;D
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keyboard sex education plz
Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122
Does it work the same way for lady keyboards?
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how are clacks made
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keyboard sex education plz
Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122
I laughed way harder at this than I should have. Co-workers were starin'.
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keyboard sex education plz
Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122
My **** cost a late night fee
Your **** got the HIV
My **** plays on the double feature screen
Your **** went straight to DVD
My **** - bigger than a bridge
Your **** look like a little kid's
My **** - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your **** look like you fourteen
My **** - locked in a cage, right
Your **** suffer from stage fright
My **** - so hot, it's stolen
Your **** look like Gary Coleman
My **** - pink and big
Your **** stinks like ****
My **** got a Caesar do,
Your **** needs a tweezer, dude
My **** is like super size
Your **** look like two fries
My **** - more mass than the Earth
Your **** - half staff, it needs work
My **** - been there done that
Your **** sits there with dunce cap
My **** - V.I.P.
Your **** needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ****s like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ****s like Jesus
My **** need no introduction
Your **** don't even function
My **** served a whole lunch -in
Your **** - it look like a munchkin
My **** - size of a pumpkin
Your **** look like Macaulay Culkin
My **** - good good lovin'
Your **** - good for nothin'
My **** bench pressed 350
Your **** couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My **** - pretty damn skippy
Your **** - hungry as a hippie
My **** don't fit down the chimney
Your **** is like a kid from the Philippines
My **** is like an M16
Your **** - broken vending machine
My **** parts the seas
Your **** farts and queefs
My **** - rumble in the jungle
Your **** got touched by your uncle
My **** goes to yoga
Your **** - fruit roll -up
My **** - grade -A beef
Your **** - Mayday geek
My **** - sick and dangerous
Your **** - quick and painless
My **** - 'nuff said.
Your **** loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ****s like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ****s like Jesus
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******
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Blacks, whites, browns, reds, blues, greens, and greys should all be friends...
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But not yellows or oranges. **** them, right?
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keyboard sex education plz
Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122
a long song about ****s
http://coub.com/view/506eybu
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keyboard sex education plz
Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122
a long song about ****s
http://coub.com/view/506eybu
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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Do you think keyboards should be segregated?
I have no need to segregate black and white keyboards. Easy to distinguish them.
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What do you think about those variable keyboards?
Or those keyboards with multiple switch types.
Or those old corsair that were half rubber dome half mechanical..
Are they abominations?
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What do we do about a keyboard like this though?
(http://i.imgur.com/cbeBLMV.png)
(apart from the obvious answer of taking it home and making sweet love to it)
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But not yellows or oranges. **** them, right?
Yep.
:p
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But not yellows or oranges. **** them, right?
Yep.
:p
Filthy Kailh scum
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But not yellows or oranges. **** them, right?
Yep.
:p
Filthy Kailh scum
Praise the Kailh!
Couldn't help but to put some Planetside 2 into this, Filthy NC scum....
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Filthy Razer
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Just like in life, absolutely.
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I keep all my keyboards together far away from those greedy Jews, thieving Blacks, and sneaky Asians.
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I keep all my keyboards together far away from those greedy Jews, thieving Blacks, and sneaky Asians.
I'd agree with you but I don't want to join those 7 heads :-\ :-X
Also you need to write something about east Europeans.
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keyboard segregation should work like this: all the hyper mass produced rubberdomes go fart on eachother's ****s until they die while the master race hangs out in london or something
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Thanks for playing folks.
(http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/attachments/general-sportbikes/16902d1095886701-why-must-i-do-stupid-poop-thread-locked-1.jpg)