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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 03:33:49

Title: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 03:33:49
First it was just missing milk in the fridge.
Then change disappeared from my jar.
For the past week,  bills from my wallet were mysteriously lifted.
Now this morning, my neighbor's cat mysteriously vanished.

oh my gosh i'm so frightened.
I don't want to jump to conclusions but I think my keyboard is a criminal and I can't prove it.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
SHOULD I GET ANOTHER KEYBOARD TO PROTECT MYSELF?
Is there another keyboard that can protect me from this possible killer inside?

Please help.
The keyboard might be on to me.

Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: sth on Thu, 22 May 2014, 03:37:42
the answer lies with v-tec
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 03:43:41
What is this v-tech you speak of?

Do you think I should buy blank pink keycaps to quell the murder inside my keyboard?
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: dustinhxc on Thu, 22 May 2014, 03:44:13
the answer lies with v-tec

Civic?

Such an odd post but quite entertaining lol
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: sth on Thu, 22 May 2014, 03:44:22
im telling you to poop on your keyboard
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: dustinhxc on Thu, 22 May 2014, 03:45:12
im telling you to poop on your keyboard

X 2
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 03:54:33
I already deployed a devastating artillery strike earlier during a routine exercise. I'm all out of shells.

My keyboard is monitoring me.
Place
Halp.

Hail Hydra!
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 22 May 2014, 04:34:47
I think you should purchase 4 skulls. Put each of them in one corner. These skulls will jinx your keyboard. The rarer the skulls, the powerful the spell they can have to contain your keyboard. May I suggest a Jack-O-Latern skull, a Tri-OG, maybe a Salute and finally the mother of all skull, the GH one (grey with orange eye) that you can borrow from Bunny Lake. Get it fast before you are consumed!
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Oobly on Thu, 22 May 2014, 04:49:33
Can't do the skulls on a HHKB... there are no bottom corner keys.

That's the most legit reason ever for not buying one, I reckon.

And possibly why sth posts such crazy stuff... His board posts for him sometimes.
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 22 May 2014, 04:56:01
You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 22 May 2014, 05:22:11

Can't do the skulls on a HHKB... there are no bottom corner keys.

That's the most legit reason ever for not buying one, I reckon.

And possibly why sth posts such crazy stuff... His board posts for him sometimes.
That's ok. Buy the even more expensive Fn caps by Clack Factory. Imagine a skull set of Esc, Fn and Skull. Same colour. Same design. That will keep evil at bay.
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 22 May 2014, 11:45:50
the answer lies with v-tec
Variable valve timing? S2000, civic, integra, prelude?
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 22 May 2014, 11:47:43
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Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 22 May 2014, 11:49:37
the answer lies with v-tec

v-tec just kicked in yo
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Lastpilot on Thu, 22 May 2014, 12:22:55
the answer lies with v-tec

v-tec just kicked in yo
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo873gu1I01qz6ydvo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 14:27:35
You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:59:59
You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.
I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:02:20
You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.
I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:27:09
A Beautiful Mind
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:22:06
You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.
I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?
Maybe.... DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN
But now the off-topic section is even more off-topic than normal.
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:38:17
You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.
I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?
Maybe.... DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN
But now the off-topic section is even more off-topic than normal.

Well, it's only fitting.
Have you see the quality of the keyboard section lately?
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:47:47
You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.
I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?
Maybe.... DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN
But now the off-topic section is even more off-topic than normal.

Well, it's only fitting.
Have you see the quality of the keyboard section lately?
Eh, not really. Not all threads are great lol.
Some are like "Pssst we have a search function lol"
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:52:06
You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.
I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?
Maybe.... DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN
But now the off-topic section is even more off-topic than normal.

Well, it's only fitting.
Have you see the quality of the keyboard section lately?
Eh, not really. Not all threads are great lol.
Some are like "Pssst we have a search function lol"

That's exactly what I'm talking about
LOL
-__-
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:58:17
You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.
I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?
Maybe.... DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN
But now the off-topic section is even more off-topic than normal.

Well, it's only fitting.
Have you see the quality of the keyboard section lately?
Eh, not really. Not all threads are great lol.
Some are like "Pssst we have a search function lol"

That's exactly what I'm talking about
LOL
-__-
It's now become a degraded pissing contest.  :p
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Oobly on Fri, 23 May 2014, 02:37:06

Can't do the skulls on a HHKB... there are no bottom corner keys.

That's the most legit reason ever for not buying one, I reckon.

And possibly why sth posts such crazy stuff... His board posts for him sometimes.
That's ok. Buy the even more expensive Fn caps by Clack Factory. Imagine a skull set of Esc, Fn and Skull. Same colour. Same design. That will keep evil at bay.

<head explodes>.....

Well, I don't have an HHKB, so I'm safe from this insanity for the moment. I put the Nostalgia set on my Pure and am now protected by the GH60 shield of awesomeness on my backspace key. Geek Hack key in Esc position just to make sure.
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Fri, 23 May 2014, 02:51:09
i'm sleeping with my tablet tonight.

*shudders*

If only I had figurines or something to sacrifice to my keyboards.
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 23 May 2014, 06:00:28
i'm sleeping with my tablet tonight.

*shudders*

If only I had figurines or something to sacrifice to my keyboards.
I've heard keycaps is a suitable option....
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Fri, 23 May 2014, 12:47:17
i'm sleeping with my tablet tonight.

*shudders*

If only I had figurines or something to sacrifice to my keyboards.
I've heard keycaps is a suitable option....

Pink ones right?
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: microsoft windows on Fri, 23 May 2014, 12:48:18
If your keyboard is causing you trouble, you can always get this special shredder on ebay for it:
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=58659.0
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 23 May 2014, 14:35:20
If your keyboard is causing you trouble, you can always get this special shredder on ebay for it:
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=58659.0
$148,000....... I barely have money for lunch.... Lol.
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Fri, 23 May 2014, 14:39:06
If your keyboard is causing you trouble, you can always get this special shredder on ebay for it:
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=58659.0

I don't have a place to park this.
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 23 May 2014, 15:18:18
shred **** and park in its place
Title: Re: Help! My keyboard is a criminal!
Post by: Novus on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:30:14
Also local pickup only ;/