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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:16:24

Title: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:16:24
Let's assume for the sake of assuming that you've been attached to a special project to write, produce and direct some sort of keyboard paraphilia. You have full discretion over the project and you may include any graphic depiction or explicit scenes at your choosing.

Which keyboards would you cast and what sort of scene would you do?
It goes without saying that only keyboards and/or numberpads are allowed to be involved.

Personally I might go with a Realforce and HKKB.
Can you just imagine what'll happen when the plate mounted meets the case mounted goodness.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:29:58
two hhkbs touching clacks


yolo
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Photekq on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:33:05
All the keyboards here. (https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xdasqe97isawwld/dGh_jzwyvn)
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:36:55
All the keyboards here. (https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xdasqe97isawwld/dGh_jzwyvn)
are you allowed to link to porn on gh
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: fohat.digs on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:38:39
Didn't Ripster do this thread 4-5 years ago?
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:45:11
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?
Right up my alley, but what are we talkin here?
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:46:17
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?



That or just grab any board with a 10 unit space bar. That **** is hot! :))
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:46:25
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?
Right up my alley, but what are we talkin here?

Could have like two keyboards swapping their inverted spacebars.
OR two keyboards with inverted spacebars ganging up on a new keyboard with proper spacebar orientation.

Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:47:37
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?
Right up my alley, but what are we talkin here?

Could have like two keyboards swapping their inverted spacebars.
OR two keyboards with inverted spacebars ganging up on a new keyboard with proper spacebar orientation.
maybe some coiled cable bondage
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:48:00
Could also be the spacebar police taking an inverted spacebar to jail.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:49:32
Could also be the spacebar police taking an inverted spacebar to jail.
model f spacebar=og mudbone of keyboards
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:08:54
i couldn't sleep
[attachimg=1]
help
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Novus on Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:15:55
[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:16:50
it's perfect
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: tinlong117 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:02:28
Someone posted pics of their busty exgirlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

FTFY
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Binge on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:06:08
gif showing lady hand slipping a USB mini end into da keyboard jack and the keyboard lighting up.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:14:20
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:37:05
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?

No that's not it, she was wearing lacy purple underwear
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: rowdy on Fri, 23 May 2014, 00:27:40
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?

No that's not it, she was wearing lacy purple underwear

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=33039.msg755954#msg755954

?
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 23 May 2014, 00:35:06
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?

No that's not it, she was wearing lacy purple underwear

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=33039.msg755954#msg755954

?

there it is :)
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Novus on Fri, 23 May 2014, 18:52:48
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?

No that's not it, she was wearing lacy purple underwear

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=33039.msg755954#msg755954

?

there it is :)

ohhh I vaguely remember this.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 24 May 2014, 03:22:56
And of course DanGWanG's yellow fever thread ...
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Photekq on Sat, 24 May 2014, 03:25:17
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=33039.msg755954#msg755954

?
Thin ABS keycaps.. 2/10 is the best I can do.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 24 May 2014, 07:19:35
Almost keyboard, but ...

[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Novus on Sat, 24 May 2014, 18:56:11
Almost keyboard, but ...

(Attachment Link)

I live in silicon valley and I haven't seen anybody wear that.
the bay is so over rated.
 :-\
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: katushkin on Sat, 24 May 2014, 20:19:44
Erm...

Wat
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:43:12
mmm
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: NakedElephant on Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:45:32
sigh
y'a'll should be very ashamed of yourselves.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Dubsgalore on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:36:57
sigh
y'a'll should be very ashamed of yourselves.

(http://i.imgur.com/F5JjIUs.png)

shut yo mouf
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:09:35
I need to get my SO to do that...

But that is the furthest I will go.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:13:52
I need to get my SO to do that...

But that is the furthest I will go.

You mean like not taking pictures of it and posting them in a public forum on the internet? ;)
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:20:01
Yeahhh... That's probably not a *great* idea.

Although keeping it to myself might be weird too.

I dunno.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:48
Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Photekq on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:28:03
Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?
Wait you actually took any of these posts seriously? You actually thought anyone here introduced keyboards into their sex lives? If so, you're either a fool or a troll. This is a joke thread. Nothing more.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:30:50
Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?
Wait you actually took any of these posts seriously? You actually thought anyone here introduced keyboards into their sex lives? If so, you're either a fool or a troll. This is a joke thread. Nothing more.

whatever helps you sleep at night.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: Photekq on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:42:45
whatever helps you sleep at night.
(http://i.imgur.com/jgW09Fo.png)

Yeah. You're a fool.
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 25 May 2014, 01:41:51
Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?


Cross-reference to this thread (http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=58749.0).
Title: Re: Keyboard Erotica
Post by: hashbaz on Tue, 27 May 2014, 00:07:42
Thank you come again!

no pun intended

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QMm10ybTbLw/UYne7R4PkrI/AAAAAAAAAAM/oVbVMYsY1Kk/s1600/Apu1.gif) (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QMm10ybTbLw/UYne7R4PkrI/AAAAAAAAAAM/oVbVMYsY1Kk/s1600/Apu1.gif)