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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Novus on Fri, 23 May 2014, 21:06:38

Title: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: Novus on Fri, 23 May 2014, 21:06:38
“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Keyboards forum,” he said. Mr. Totally-not-at-all-reflective-of-SpamRay's-views-and-or-opinions recalled browsing past the public-keyboard forum in GeekHack, “and in front of that socialist den the door was usually open with the stupid questions and their shiny back-light bastard boards — and there is always at least a half a dozen keycaps sitting on the porch — they didn’t have nothing to do. They didn’t have nothing for their cherry switches to do. They didn’t have nothing for their keyboards to do.
“And because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do?” he asked. “They abort their young projects, they put their young switches in storage, because they never learned how to properly solder or research. And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves to a large corporation such as Razer, buying subpar products ana being drawn in crappy third rate products that are  constantly broken and returned but having a family life and doing things in bliss, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.”

We need a man whom we can trust.
We need a man that won’t answer stupid questions.
We need a man with integrity
We need a man that won’t give in to people that don’t do their own research.
We need a man that hasn't corrupted by the system.
We need a man that honors traditional keyboard values and proper spacebar orientation.
We need SPAMRAY for moderator.

Disclaimer: This message is funded by SpamPAC 2014. This message is not endorsed by SpamRay in any way, shape or form. This message may be 100% inaccurate and does not officially reflect Spamray's views and opinions. NOT COORDINATING WITH SPAMRAY. This statement may or may not have been made by SpamRay. The resemblance of this statement (whether it be fictitious or genuine)  to one made by some ******* rancher in some other state is purely coincidental.
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 23 May 2014, 21:11:27
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Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 24 May 2014, 03:21:41
Who is SpamRay? :confused:
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 24 May 2014, 03:42:40
rayspam 4 cafeteria
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: swill on Sat, 24 May 2014, 07:11:27
Haha. Not sure when he would have the time. He has a full time job just moderating himself. :P
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 24 May 2014, 07:13:54
Haha. Not sure when he would have the time. He has a full time job just moderating himself. :P

He MODERATES himself? :confused: :eek:
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: swill on Sat, 24 May 2014, 07:33:08
Haha. Not sure when he would have the time. He has a full time job just moderating himself. :P

He MODERATES himself? :confused: :eek:

If he let the unmoderated SpamRay out, the whole community would be blushing.
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 24 May 2014, 07:57:22
Haha. Not sure when he would have the time. He has a full time job just moderating himself. :P

He MODERATES himself? :confused: :eek:

If he let the unmoderated SpamRay out, the whole community would be blushing.

This guy knows whats up.
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: TLSC.wipeOut on Sat, 24 May 2014, 12:25:08
LOOLLLL

SpAmRaY the moderator guy  :thumb:
- Moderates himself like nobody's business
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: paicrai on Sat, 24 May 2014, 12:44:12
on spamray's profile we need the "moderators:" thing where the moderator is spamray
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: domoaligato on Sat, 24 May 2014, 12:50:19
He does contribute and spend enough time on the site to be a mod.
If he was interested here is the information that he would need to research
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=57815.0
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Sat, 24 May 2014, 13:29:39
I'd vote for a fellow Ray.

#RaY4MoD2014
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 24 May 2014, 19:02:09
You guys crack me up.

 I'll just keep reporting posts and trying to help people.
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: Novus on Sat, 24 May 2014, 19:06:26
You guys crack me up.

 I'll just keep reporting posts and trying to help people.

What about improving the quality of life on geekhack and the resurgence of abandoned keycaps?
Don't you think they deserve loving homes and families?
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 24 May 2014, 19:20:54
You guys crack me up.

 I'll just keep reporting posts and trying to help people.

What about improving the quality of life on geekhack and the resurgence of abandoned keycaps?
Don't you think they deserve loving homes and families?


ALL keycaps deserve a loving home ;)
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 24 May 2014, 20:54:29
You guys crack me up.

 I'll just keep reporting posts and trying to help people.

If you did become a mod, you'd just end up reporting posts to yourself.

Then you'd have to report yourself for reporting too many posts, which would not end well.
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 24 May 2014, 20:56:14
You guys crack me up.

 I'll just keep reporting posts and trying to help people.

If you did become a mod, you'd just end up reporting posts to yourself.

Then you'd have to report yourself for reporting too many posts, which would not end well.

postreportingception
Title: Re: SpamRay for Moderator
Post by: Novus on Mon, 26 May 2014, 04:08:26
Its memorial day. We need a real patriot and family values man like spamray for moderator.