What's grosser? Semen or blood?
What's grosser? Semen or blood?
What's grosser? Semen or blood?
Yes.
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy
Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard :))
What's grosser? Semen or blood?
Yes.
Official legit "lol."
My next choice of response might have been the obvious "why not both?"
But i think we actually do have both, in this case: semen and blood are simultaneously grosser than each other! It's some kind of paradox...
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy
Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard :))
You'd make a good Republican although there's only one god and I'm pretty sure he isn't a keyboard.
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy
Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard :))
SatanNothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy
Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard :))
You'd make a good Republican although there's only one god and I'm pretty sure he isn't a keyboard.
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy
Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard :))
tgi fridays hot wings. I drown dem wings in the sauce. Wing hit the board. Luckily nothing got past the caps, but the caps got hit pretty hard.
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy
Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard :))
tgi fridays hot wings. I drown dem wings in the sauce. Wing hit the board. Luckily nothing got past the caps, but the caps got hit pretty hard.
God damn it man, you were eating wings caked with sauce, OVER your keyboard?
I spilled ketchup all over my G80-2000 earlier today. I think I broke it actually. Very sad.
I just went to put it on my chips (fries), but I missed and spilled it all over the G80. I just couldn't stop squeezing either. It was completely drenched by the end.
title says it allI got the winner: my entire spitoon (a styrofoam cup full) of chew spit from about a week's worth! Even I thought it was disgusting and I chew the crap! (well almost quit...)
"What's the worst thing you ever spilled on your keyboard?"
I spilled ketchup all over my G80-2000 earlier today. I think I broke it actually. Very sad.
I just went to put it on my chips (fries), but I missed and spilled it all over the G80. I just couldn't stop squeezing either. It was completely drenched by the end.
Oh god
and a g80-2000 at that.
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
I got the winner: my entire spitoon (a styrofoam cup full) of chew spit from about a week's worth! Even I thought it was disgusting and I chew the crap! (well almost quit...)
I had a coughing fit last week with a mouth full of coffee all over my white caps. Luckily I only sprayed a few drops.
Thought you were going to say a mouthful of phlegm for a moment.
Coffee is better.
Tobacco ash.
I've never actually done spilled it though.
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this is the absolute closest that a drink will get to my keyboard
off my desk and a few feet a way
Why does your **** have two ends?Haha. That's a funny joke, friend.
never knew you rocked a SSK
So you get up to take a drink? :eek:
Why does your **** have two ends?Haha. That's a funny joke, friend.
Speaking of which your avatar looks like a weird penis.Strange, I hadn't noticed that before. I can see what you're saying, but I think the facial features and the blanket do set it apart from a penis.
Speaking of which your avatar looks like a weird penis.Strange, I hadn't noticed that before. I can see what you're saying, but I think the facial features and the blanket do set it apart from a penis.
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holydubs become a real mang plz
Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard :))
title says it allI got the winner: my entire spitoon (a styrofoam cup full) of chew spit from about a week's worth! Even I thought it was disgusting and I chew the crap! (well almost quit...)
"What's the worst thing you ever spilled on your keyboard?"
title says it all
All I ever spilled was some hot sauce on a g80-11900
I accidentally drank from a spittoon when I was trying to grab my cup of soda at my comp. Nothing
Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/BUl9ddY.jpgp)
this is the absolute closest that a drink will get to my keyboard
off my desk and a few feet a way
You have an SSK. That's not the same as a $5 rubber dome. It even looks almost industrial because of the lighting. Now if I or anyone bought a NIB industrial SSK, I would be incredibly careful with it.
One time my cat crapped on my keyboard. I threw it in the garbage.Poor cat.
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And the angels had keyboards even before they had wings.Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy
Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard :))
You'd make a good Republican although there's only one god and I'm pretty sure he isn't a keyboard.
Fountain pen ink. J. Herbin Vert Empire to be exact.What brand and model of pen?
I was refilling a pen and accidentally dropped a pen nib down on my SSK. Drew some green lines on it. I managed to clean it all up (hooray for water based inks!) but for a moment I just facepalmed.
Am I the only one who has never spilled liquids on a keyboard? I have been using computers since Christmas '88 when I got my first as a kid, longer than some of you have been alive.
I drink coffee and other beverages next to my computer all the time, but I usually place the coffee cup on the other side of the mouse pad.