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Title: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:13:21
A wee bit of weird thing... I hope I'm not the only one...

I'll hold in as long as possible so it goes at once so I won't have to go later again...
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: digi on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:14:43
that's really bad for you, you should just wear a diaper then you don't have to wait ;D
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:14:50
I try to time mine so as to have one big one just before I leave work in the afternoon.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:16:25
Then you weigh yourself...
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: digi on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:18:00
I try to time mine so as to have one big one just before I leave work in the afternoon.

lol, smart. getting paid to poop, whole new world Rowdy!
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:21:46
My poop is sneaky and will show up at the back door like a freshly disturbed avalanche. There is usually very little prep time before it attempts escape.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:25:35
A nice thing to do when you're out of baby wipes, is to waddle over to the sink and moisten tp with warm water.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:27:39
I eat 3 times a day and go 3 times a day.

Is that normal?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: digi on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:28:30
I eat 3 times a day and go 3 times a day.

Is that normal?

that's very healthy! I always poop once a day, I smile when I go twice, I could only dream about 3 times..
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:30:30
I go twice, sometimes 3. If you eat junk food for a while, then all of a sudden eat healthy, full detox and diarrhea.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:38:11
Sometimes I only poop every 2 or 3 days. Oh and wet wipes FTW!
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:42:46
Sometimes I only poop every 2 or 3 days. Oh and wet wipes FTW!

DAMN! I can't imagine 3 days worth of food inside me. I eat about 3 pounds a day.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:46:34
Sometimes I only poop every 2 or 3 days. Oh and wet wipes FTW!
Do you weigh yourself after that?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:50:50
I know how much I eat, it's a regular amount with some exceptions, and I have weighed food, but not a regular basis, that would be weird.

Basically I was curious how much I ate, so I weighed stuff a few times. I'm sure there are some days I eat a lot less and a lot of lighter weight, filling food.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: digi on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:55:35
all this good poop discussion just got me going for round 2, thanks guyz!...brb.b...
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:00:48
I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:04:17
I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.



Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:12:57
I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

Nos
I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.



Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....



Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....

You mean "nose-homo" or "knows-homo"?

And what does a greasy tube shoved up your anus have to do with THAT?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Photekq on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:20:54
(http://media1.giphy.com/media/7VUJhN2IZowc8/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:22:35
I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

Nos
I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.



Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....



Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....

You mean "nose-homo" or "knows-homo"?

And what does a greasy tube shoved up your anus have to do with THAT?

Gee when u put it that way....    hey maybe we go together, get a 2fur
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: demik on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:23:18
cant poop unless i can shower right after
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:23:28
I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.

Nos
I've always wanted to do one of those colon cleanse things/detox, but I think it's all just hype.



Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....



Well that's similar to what I thought about nasal rinse.  then I tried nasal rinse, and now I must have it..

I'm not so adventurous about rinsing down there though....  I said no-homo 1 too many times in highschool....

You mean "nose-homo" or "knows-homo"?

And what does a greasy tube shoved up your anus have to do with THAT?

Gee when u put it that way....    hey maybe we go together, get a 2fur

We go make the business.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:24:16
cant poop unless i can shower right after

This thread achieved epic status now that Demmi posted!


Now it's FUN!
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:26:29
cant poop unless i can shower right after

If it's gonna be a squirter sometimes I just poop in the shower while I'm showering. It all winds up in the same place anyway.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   :-[
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: digi on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:28:44
cant poop unless i can shower right after

If it's gonna be a squirter sometimes I just poop in the shower while I'm showering. It all winds up in the same place anyway.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   :-[

now if you can shave while you poop in the shower and somehow wash yourself with the other hand, you're doin' big thangz son.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: demik on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:29:03
cant poop unless i can shower right after

If it's gonna be a squirter sometimes I just poop in the shower while I'm showering. It all winds up in the same place anyway.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   :-[

i like to read while I ****, since it's the only time I'm left alone also that's disgusting. So, **** in the toilet and not the shower. Pee though? Who doesn't?!
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:33:13
cant poop unless i can shower right after

If it's gonna be a squirter sometimes I just poop in the shower while I'm showering. It all winds up in the same place anyway.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   :-[

I've always wondered why not have a disposal type drain in the shower so you can just drop em while showering let it take care of the rest.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:39:17
all this good poop discussion just got me going for round 2, thanks guyz!...brb.b...

So how was it?
Success?
Wanna try for 3?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:45:38
You old timers will laugh at this spoof of Geekwhack past...

"SUMMER OF POOP"

hhaahaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: digi on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:46:50
all this good poop discussion just got me going for round 2, thanks guyz!...brb.b...

So how was it?
Success?
Wanna try for 3?

haha...well..a little slower than usual, not sure if I had too much protein today or what but I did manage to get some good text messages out...I would rate the productivity level about 6/10.

If I manage to poop again tonight I will definitely post back, you really got me motivated right now!
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: demik on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:47:10
IN, does it ping when you poop?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:48:07
Strive for the moon, digi
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:48:48
IN, does it ping when you poop?

Only when I'm thinking of Rippy-von-winkler
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: digi on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:53:13
if you guys really want to party, you should have a poop competition with your friends in a large bathroom and see who can be the loudest, it's super fun. You'll never laugh so hard again!
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:54:09
if you guys really want to party, you should have a poop competition with your friends in a large bathroom and see who can be the loudest, it's super fun. You'll never laugh so hard again!

I gotta leave this thread "behind"
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: demik on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:54:44
if you guys really want to party, you should have a poop competition with your friends in a large bathroom and see who can be the loudest, it's super fun. You'll never laugh so hard again!

you dont know your real friends until you've had a round of battle****s
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: digi on Mon, 25 August 2014, 22:55:13
if you guys really want to party, you should have a poop competition with your friends in a large bathroom and see who can be the loudest, it's super fun. You'll never laugh so hard again!

you dont know your real friends until you've had a round of battle****s

#realtalk
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 August 2014, 23:33:06
cant poop unless i can shower right after

If it's gonna be a squirter sometimes I just poop in the shower while I'm showering. It all winds up in the same place anyway.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   :-[

I've always wondered why not have a disposal type drain in the shower so you can just drop em while showering let it take care of the rest.

jesus, it's like I am meeting you guys for the first time.....   what is all this madness.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: calavera on Tue, 26 August 2014, 00:17:00
(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/calaveratf/lols/why_i_wait_to_poop_until_i_get_to_work-95576_zps4c6399c1.gif)

I love this GIF.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: digi on Tue, 26 August 2014, 00:19:33
Show Image
(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/calaveratf/lols/why_i_wait_to_poop_until_i_get_to_work-95576_zps4c6399c1.gif)


I love this GIF.

hahaha, that's great.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: iri on Tue, 26 August 2014, 01:09:01
i eat ~5 times a day and **** ~5 times a day, all at work. so yeah, i get paid to take a ****.

note: do not do this if you have a lady friend with you, she will not think it is funny at all   :-[
dunno, i don't take a show with friends.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Novus on Tue, 26 August 2014, 03:00:16
You guys ever play battle****?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 26 August 2014, 03:28:08

You guys ever play battle****?
****flinger
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 05:18:05
cant poop unless i can shower right after
Same here...
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 26 August 2014, 06:18:47
This thread...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tq5CB_s41jk/UZvtwoLX4YI/AAAAAAAACAw/nlUpa4xOWpo/s400/rethink+my+life.gif)
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 06:19:58
This thread...
Show Image
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tq5CB_s41jk/UZvtwoLX4YI/AAAAAAAACAw/nlUpa4xOWpo/s400/rethink+my+life.gif)

It's the best thread lol.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 26 August 2014, 06:34:37
This thread...
Show Image
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tq5CB_s41jk/UZvtwoLX4YI/AAAAAAAACAw/nlUpa4xOWpo/s400/rethink+my+life.gif)

It's the best thread lol.
(http://i.imgur.com/ynrvc25.gif)
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 August 2014, 07:12:35
This thread...
Show Image
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tq5CB_s41jk/UZvtwoLX4YI/AAAAAAAACAw/nlUpa4xOWpo/s400/rethink+my+life.gif)

It's the best thread lol.
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/ynrvc25.gif)


(http://img3.imgtn.bdimg.com/it/u=70267222,3451277795&fm=23&gp=0.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: absyrd on Tue, 26 August 2014, 07:36:00
I used to have complete control over my bowel movements.

Coffee + cigarette = insta-poo

Now that I quit smoking, I'm finding it hard to ready, aim, fire.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: jdcarpe on Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:07:22
This is not the BEST thread...






























































...but it's easily NUMBER TWO!
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: SpAmRaY on Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:08:24
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Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:09:33
This is not the BEST thread...






























































...but it's easily NUMBER TWO!

oh hoho
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:20:39
This is not the BEST thread...






























































...but it's easily NUMBER TWO!

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr05/31/11/enhanced-32084-1396279470-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: jdcarpe on Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:37:49
(http://i.imgur.com/z5Ln9R6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/2d3nbEb.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/y0gDjJg.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 10:00:26
So what's #1?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to pee...
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 26 August 2014, 10:01:37
So what's #1?

"Sometimes, when I have to pee..."
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 10:02:39
Ooh... What about eating refried beans? Then washing it down milk?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: iri on Tue, 26 August 2014, 10:29:11
milk + gherkins + pickled salmon = russian traditional way of initiating a jet poo.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 11:13:17
Or prune juice.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Binge on Tue, 26 August 2014, 12:31:45
A wee bit of weird thing... I hope I'm not the only one...

I'll hold in as long as possible so it goes at once so I won't have to go later again...


dats not good 4 u bro, dats not good 4 u at all
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 13:19:47
A wee bit of weird thing... I hope I'm not the only one...

I'll hold in as long as possible so it goes at once so I won't have to go later again...


dats not good 4 u bro, dats not good 4 u at all
Someone said it on the first page... I've stopped that since lol.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Novus on Tue, 26 August 2014, 13:50:53
Or prune juice.

A warrior's drink!
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 16:40:09
Or prune juice.

A warrior's drink!
Has anyone ever put prune juice in coke or something? And tell your friend it's diet?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:15:50
no. 1 best poop thread is that one dude that **** on his keyboard because he had the hershey squirts
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:16:36
no. 1 best poop thread is that one dude that **** on his keyboard because he had the hershey squirts
I don't think any of us have the guts to do that...
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:18:47
he did. a lot of them. spilled them everywhere
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:19:26
he did. a lot of them. spilled them everywhere
Thread?
Did the board still work after he cleaned it? Or did he just toss it?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Novus on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:20:06
Maybe he sold it to somebody as brand new.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:20:32
Maybe he sold it to somebody as brand new.
Oh god...
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:24:35
he did. a lot of them. spilled them everywhere
Thread?
Did the board still work after he cleaned it? Or did he just toss it?
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=25632.msg482036#msg482036
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:28:01
Has anyone ever stumbled across scat-eating porn by mistake (or morbid curiosity?) It really is one of the worst things you can never unsee, like, how do you even develop a fetish like that? It's such a natural and hardwired instinct to 'not do **** like that' unless you're a dog.

Anyway, what were we talking about?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:29:24
Has anyone ever stumbled across scat-eating porn by mistake (or morbid curiosity?) It really is one of the worst things you can never unsee, like, how do you even develop a fetish like that? It's such a natural and hardwired instinct to 'not do **** like that' unless you're a dog.

Anyway, what were we talking about?
Annnnd there it goes...
he did. a lot of them. spilled them everywhere
Thread?
Did the board still work after he cleaned it? Or did he just toss it?
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=25632.msg482036#msg482036
Was he serious?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:29:53
Has anyone ever stumbled across scat-eating porn by mistake (or morbid curiosity?) It really is one of the worst things you can never unsee, like, how do you even develop a fetish like that? It's such a natural and hardwired instinct to 'not do **** like that' unless you're a dog.

Anyway, what were we talking about?

there is a video on youtube of a dude swimming in human ****. and does 2 girls 1 cup count?
he did. a lot of them. spilled them everywhere
Thread?
Did the board still work after he cleaned it? Or did he just toss it?
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=25632.msg482036#msg482036
Was he serious?


doubt it, legitballin was an annoying troll. like, pacifist before pacifist was around.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:32:50
Johnny Knoxville swam in a waste treatment facility tank on Jackass. Man, I miss the hell outta that show. Their all getting up in age and just can't do the same zany **** they used to :(
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Novus on Tue, 26 August 2014, 21:13:29
2 girls 1 cup was staged.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Tue, 26 August 2014, 21:19:43
2 girls 1 cup was staged.
Still nasty.
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: The Mad Professor on Tue, 26 August 2014, 21:53:53
(http://cdn.overclock.net/3/38/350x700px-LL-38ca207c_RIns3FX.gif)
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: The Mad Professor on Thu, 28 August 2014, 21:13:26
(https://i.imgur.com/h8bhp61.gif) (https://i.imgur.com/h8bhp61.gif)

MRW I finally pass that one enormous poo...
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Input Nirvana on Fri, 29 August 2014, 01:27:57
Holy poo! This thread is STILL going...
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 29 August 2014, 01:31:10
(https://i.imgur.com/h8bhp61.gif) (https://i.imgur.com/h8bhp61.gif)

MRW I finally pass that one enormous poo...

weighs in at about 12½ Couric's
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Novus on Fri, 29 August 2014, 01:33:05
(https://i.imgur.com/h8bhp61.gif) (https://i.imgur.com/h8bhp61.gif)

MRW I finally pass that one enormous poo...

weighs in at about 12½ Couric's

What is that in yahoo's?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 29 August 2014, 05:50:04
Yahoo?
Like yahoo its finally out?
Title: Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
Post by: Novus on Fri, 29 August 2014, 17:18:30
She works for yahoo now.