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geekhack Community => New Members => Topic started by: The Mad Professor on Tue, 26 August 2014, 21:44:32
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*a loud clanging is heard, followed by a few muttered curses and slight exclamations of pain*
*muttering*...gotta remember to put away the Electrocoil Disintegrator...Oh! Well, well... I see we have a new arrival! Welcome to my laboratory! Mind your step and watch out for the Tesla Coils...
I am quite happy to be here, as I am a new arrival to the world of mechanical keyboards. I was forced to switch to one after watching that accursed rubberdome go up in flames (along with my eyebrows and my previous assistant... which reminds me, I am in need of a new assistant. The hours are long and the pay is in all-you-can-eat Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears, but you get to do SCIENCE! Anyone interested in the job should contact me post-haste).
Anyway, a little about me:
I am a computer geek and a hopeless romantic. I like sunsets, long walks on the beach, and any kind of potentially destructive, yet fun experiments.
I also have a tendency to talk to myself because, honestly, I am the funniest person I know.
You're not that funny.
Screw you, I'm hilarious! Anyway, thanks for having me, and I hope to see you around!
*shuffles off into the back of the laboratory. Suddenly a clanging and smashing sound is heard, followed by a loud thud.*
I have GOT to put that Electrocoil Disintegrator away!
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Welcome to Geekhack!
You have a sense of humour - good, you'll need it around here :p
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Welcome!
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Welcome!
I think I like you... yes.... I have decided I do. *Laughs maniacally*
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Halfkiller seems like a suited minion to your black hand.