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Title: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 September 2014, 16:04:49

4 bars of chocolate because they're about to expire..

and then (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/tar-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 21 September 2014, 16:41:37

Have you never heard of the Milky Way Challenge?

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 21 September 2014, 17:08:44

My chocolate rarely, if ever, sits around until it expires.

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: Findecanor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 17:10:03

One Christmas when I was a teenager and sad, I ate three boxes of chocolate: one kilogram.

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: C5Allroad on Sun, 21 September 2014, 17:23:04

Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 21 September 2014, 16:41:37

Have you never heard of the Milky Way Challenge?

What about the Nuttella Challenge?

You know what kind of chocolate tastes amazing? Dark chocolate in blocks from Whole Foods. They're like 3in by 5in.

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: dustinhxc on Sun, 21 September 2014, 17:23:55

I once won a 5lb. Hershey bar from a coloring contest when I was a kid. Damn that was the best. Broke chunks off with a hammer every day. Mmm

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 21 September 2014, 17:28:27

Quote from: Findecanor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 17:10:03

One Christmas when I was a teenager and sad, I ate three boxes of chocolate: one kilogram.

Each? :eek:

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: Lain1911 on Sun, 21 September 2014, 18:07:44

I'm trying to remember the last time I had chocolate. I think it's been years.

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 September 2014, 18:08:47

Quote from: rowdy on Sun, 21 September 2014, 17:28:27

Quote from: Findecanor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 17:10:03

One Christmas when I was a teenager and sad, I ate three boxes of chocolate: one kilogram.

Each? :eek:

hahahahahahha

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: Findecanor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 19:40:19

Quote from: rowdy on Sun, 21 September 2014, 17:28:27

Quote from: Findecanor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 17:10:03

One Christmas when I was a teenager and sad, I ate three boxes of chocolate: one kilogram.

Each? :eek:

No no, total. One 500g and two 250g boxes of the same brand, eaten during two days.
Still not my proudest moment ...

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sun, 21 September 2014, 20:13:47

I ate an entire box of samoas all in one go back when we had girl scout cookies.

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: hwood34 on Sun, 21 September 2014, 20:18:14

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sun, 21 September 2014, 20:13:47

I ate an entire box of samoas all in one go back when we had girl scout cookies.

so damn good though. seriously I don't get what all the hype around thin mints are, samoas beat em by a mile

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 21 September 2014, 20:58:53

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sun, 21 September 2014, 20:13:47

I ate an entire box of samoas all in one go back when we had girl scout cookies.

Caramel deLites >> Samoas

 >:D

Also, is it not common to eat an entire box of every GS cookie?  That's pretty much standard for me.  :(

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: The Mad Professor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 22:21:32

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 September 2014, 23:24:36

Quote from: The Mad Professor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 22:21:32

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

I'm surprised you were able to p00 at all having eaten that..

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: dustinhxc on Sun, 21 September 2014, 23:54:49

Quote from: The Mad Professor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 22:21:32

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... SERIOUSLY.. My favorite..

(http://www.niftynuthouse.com/images/P/haribo%20gummi%20bears.jpg)

More

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m247tifVek1qj3aluo1_500.png)

(http://pointmetotheplane.boardingarea.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/TuiFly-Haribo-Gold-Plane-1.png)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/media.sneakerpedia.com/uploads/sneaker_images/images/38680/large/IMG_1193.JPG?1350328384)

(http://russhowepti.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/haribo-gummy-bears-after-a-workout.jpg)

(http://moblog.net/media/d/a/z/daz/giant-haribo-gummi-bear.jpg)

(http://payload45.cargocollective.com/1/6/223064/3209294/gummi2.jpg)

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 21 September 2014, 23:55:05

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 September 2014, 23:24:36

Quote from: The Mad Professor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 22:21:32

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

I'm surprised you were able to p00 at all having eaten that..

Gummi bears are notorious laxatives, especially the sugar-free ones. They will liquefy your innards and annihilate your sphincter for days.

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: The Mad Professor on Mon, 22 September 2014, 00:43:33

Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 21 September 2014, 23:55:05

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 September 2014, 23:24:36

Quote from: The Mad Professor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 22:21:32

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

I'm surprised you were able to p00 at all having eaten that..

Gummi bears are notorious laxatives, especially the sugar-free ones. They will liquefy your innards and annihilate your sphincter for days.

Actually, it's just the sugar free ones due to them using sugar alcohols as a sweetner. Despite the name, sugar alcohol is neither sugar nor alcohol. They are called that because the chemical structure is similar to sugar and alcohol, but it only has half the calories of regular sweetners. The reduced calorie count comes from the fact that they’re incompletely absorbed. Incomplete absorption is also the cause of their diarrheal effects. Like fiber, they pull fluid into the colon, diluting the stool and causing watery diarrhea.

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 22 September 2014, 01:55:21

Quote from: The Mad Professor on Mon, 22 September 2014, 00:43:33

Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 21 September 2014, 23:55:05

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 September 2014, 23:24:36

Quote from: The Mad Professor on Sun, 21 September 2014, 22:21:32

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

I'm surprised you were able to p00 at all having eaten that..

Gummi bears are notorious laxatives, especially the sugar-free ones. They will liquefy your innards and annihilate your sphincter for days.

Actually, it's just the sugar free ones due to them using sugar alcohols as a sweetner. Despite the name, sugar alcohol is neither sugar nor alcohol. They are called that because the chemical structure is similar to sugar and alcohol, but it only has half the calories of regular sweetners. The reduced calorie count comes from the fact that they’re incompletely absorbed. Incomplete absorption is also the cause of their diarrheal effects. Like fiber, they pull fluid into the colon, diluting the stool and causing watery diarrhea.

A surprisingly good explanation, here have an upvote.
Wait...

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:12:05

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: HipsterPunks on Mon, 22 September 2014, 04:05:01

Ate an entire box of those cream filled oatmeal cookie pie things when i was younger. My mom threatend to lock the fridge on me

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: sobe on Mon, 22 September 2014, 05:00:35

No mention of Ferrero Rocher? lol, so amazing

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 06:16:08

Quote from: sobe on Mon, 22 September 2014, 05:00:35

No mention of Ferrero Rocher? lol, so amazing

Just eaten 2 packs of 4 of those yesterday :(

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: Lanx on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:32:45

my wife works in the industry, suffice it to say, we give away about 100lbs of chocolate (that they give to her to give to others) yearly, and i'm pretty much over eating chocolate, except when she brings home the "experimental" or "new product" i'll be like, yea lets give that a shot.

the biggest chocolate eater was my dog. he was a 50lb chow and he grew up with pounds of chocolate just sitting right next to him, honestly theres like 20-30lbs of chocolate just sitting in the living at times. never ate any of it, ever.

until one time.

my wife got these russian chocolates

and you know russians, they'll even put vodka in chocolates!

for some reason he took to it like a kitty to catnip, came home and dog looked really funny looking. didn't know he went through the russian chocolates till later. he was ok by the next day.

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:37:35

Quote from: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:12:05

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Because ...  STILL FAT...  (http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/h/chocoloveplz.gif?1)

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:46:41

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:37:35

Quote from: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:12:05

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Because ...  STILL FAT... 

Show Image

(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/h/chocoloveplz.gif?1)

*ignore* *continue to eat flans*

(http://i.imgur.com/LgfGUGI.jpg)




*and then I realize I misread this thread to 'you guys ever fat...'* :blank:

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:54:49

Quote from: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:46:41

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:37:35

Quote from: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:12:05

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Because ...  STILL FAT... 

Show Image

(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/h/chocoloveplz.gif?1)

*ignore* *continue to eat flans*

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/LgfGUGI.jpg)

*and then I realize I misread this thread to 'you guys ever fat...'* :blank:

I was at a my aunts tea place once.. they had store made eggtarts..

I thought I could out eat my skinny cousin.. turns out.. she could put down 32 eggtarts,  I was already going into a coma @ 17...  Apparently she's been eating left over eggtarts since childhood, and has developed an immunity to sugar comas..  that or she's diabetic,  IDK, either way.. I lost..

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/beaten-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862490)



(http://img.insing.com/FoodDrink/T&T-eggtart-crystaljade-01.jpg)

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 08:08:58

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:54:49

Quote from: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:46:41

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:37:35

Quote from: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:12:05

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Because ...  STILL FAT... 

Show Image

(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/h/chocoloveplz.gif?1)

*ignore* *continue to eat flans*

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/LgfGUGI.jpg)

*and then I realize I misread this thread to 'you guys ever fat...'* :blank:

I was at a my aunts tea place once.. they had store made eggtarts..

I thought I could out eat my skinny cousin.. turns out.. she could put down 32 eggtarts,  I was already going into a coma @ 17...  Apparently she's been eating left over eggtarts since childhood, and has developed an immunity to sugar comas..  that or she's diabetic,  IDK, either way.. I lost..

Show Image

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/beaten-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862490)

Show Image

(http://img.insing.com/FoodDrink/T&T-eggtart-crystaljade-01.jpg)

bet you haven't heard of the "eat dirty, longer live" saying of Vietnam

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 September 2014, 08:17:23

Quote from: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 08:08:58

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:54:49

Quote from: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:46:41

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 September 2014, 07:37:35

Quote from: bazh on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:12:05

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Because ...  STILL FAT... 

Show Image

(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/h/chocoloveplz.gif?1)

*ignore* *continue to eat flans*

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/LgfGUGI.jpg)

*and then I realize I misread this thread to 'you guys ever fat...'* :blank:

I was at a my aunts tea place once.. they had store made eggtarts..

I thought I could out eat my skinny cousin.. turns out.. she could put down 32 eggtarts,  I was already going into a coma @ 17...  Apparently she's been eating left over eggtarts since childhood, and has developed an immunity to sugar comas..  that or she's diabetic,  IDK, either way.. I lost..

Show Image

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/beaten-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862490)

Show Image

(http://img.insing.com/FoodDrink/T&T-eggtart-crystaljade-01.jpg)

bet you haven't heard of the "eat dirty, longer live" saying of Vietnam

We got that in China..

不干不净吃了没病

Literal:

Wet and Unclean, without sickness when eaten..

Fixed:

Eating dirty food keeps the doctor away...

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 23 September 2014, 05:52:09

nah, never eat
what's eating? what's this food you speak of
what is this **** you guys are talking about

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 23 September 2014, 10:17:05

Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 23 September 2014, 05:52:09

****

No no no, that's something entirely different.

Title: Re: You guys ever Eat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 23 September 2014, 10:28:07

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 23 September 2014, 10:17:05

Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 23 September 2014, 05:52:09

****

No no no, that's something entirely different.

and please people..  don't eat that... please... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/help-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862508)