So how do you feel about Kim Jong Un, the purported leader of North Korea? He's been in the news quite a bit lately.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/10/10/north-koreas-kim-jong-uns-absence-fuels-speculation-about-health-coup/
whew, he's still ok. I was worried.
whew, he's still ok. I was worried.
It would be so badass... if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat, and eats a big block of cheese..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bye2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862494)
I thought for sure he was going to nuke someone that Christmas a couple years back.
I thought for sure he was going to nuke someone that Christmas a couple years back.
whew, he's still ok. I was worried.
It would be so badass... if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat, and eats a big block of cheese..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bye2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862494)
lol... everyone needs to watch that documentary when Dennis Rodman went to North Korea, **** is hilarious.
I thought for sure he was going to nuke someone that Christmas a couple years back.
I keep waiting for them to launch a missle and have it accidentally end up in China.
whew, he's still ok. I was worried.
It would be so badass... if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat, and eats a big block of cheese..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bye2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862494)
lol... everyone needs to watch that documentary when Dennis Rodman went to North Korea, **** is hilarious.
they should make a new video.. where DR trains him to be gangster..
then he can be everything Obama isn't enough of..
whew, he's still ok. I was worried.
It would be so badass... if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat, and eats a big block of cheese..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bye2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862494)
lol... everyone needs to watch that documentary when Dennis Rodman went to North Korea, **** is hilarious.
they should make a new video.. where DR trains him to be gangster..
then he can be everything Obama isn't enough of..
haha for reals, his balls are huge..if only his nukes were real.
What I don't get is.. how crummy North Korea is despite having Slave labor in a Modern society..
I mean... Give me slave labor...
first thing I would do... Mining... then coal plant, then use that power to refine nuclear fuel...
Then Force evict all people from fertile land.. Then slave labor + mechanized agriculture..
Why does Kim epic suck at country building...
What I don't get is.. how crummy North Korea is despite having Slave labor in a Modern society..
I mean... Give me slave labor...
first thing I would do... Mining... then coal plant, then use that power to refine nuclear fuel...
Then Force evict all people from fertile land.. Then slave labor + mechanized agriculture..
Why does Kim epic suck at country building...
He must suck at motivation. Even a slave needs some sort of motivation to have good performance. He should go read some Dilbert for some inspiration.
He is probably just playing WoW or CoD.
He is probably just playing WoW or CoD.
Dude.. If you have a whole country to yourself.
There are way funner-things you can do..
I'm not gonna say what.. as guys, you're already all thinking it.. ...
He is probably just playing WoW or CoD.
Dude.. If you have a whole country to yourself.
There are way funner-things you can do..
I'm not gonna say what.. as guys, you're already all thinking it.. ...
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whew, he's still ok. I was worried.
It would be so badass... if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat, and eats a big block of cheese..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bye2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862494)
lol... everyone needs to watch that documentary when Dennis Rodman went to North Korea, **** is hilarious.
Do you think when he dies, they are going to lie to the rest of the world to keep up 'appearances?'
Do you think when he dies, they are going to lie to the rest of the world to keep up 'appearances?'
It wouldn't be about appearance, stability of governance is important, so... it's possible they'd replace him with a double..
and it'd be much easier than replacing a more popular leader, because fewer people actually know the guy.
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hahaha.. yea that's the currents speculation.. kim's probably not happy with peace talks because external influence will inevitably lead to the disintegration of his dynastic rule...
I think South Korea is in grave danger
Here's what The Generals are probably planning to strengthen North Korea and maintain power and stability... (not kim j u, the Generals, the guys who are holding him)
They will probably kill Kim J U, put in a double..
THEN--
Increase importation of technology in trade for narcotics export. (yes, they already have some of this in place, but that would be expanded)
-- realistically, you can get a huge portion of mining and agriculture completed this way, because those technologies are generally not regulated and deemed non threatening..
THEN-- continue strengthening their military industrial complex
THEN--
Once the Generals have stabilized population growth and health..
They'd use Kim J U in name to start a war with South Korea... Commit genocide
Blitzkreg style... Fire everything they have @ soeul...
Once Soeul is done.. South Korea is more/less gone, since that's all their eggs in one basket.. (quite literally)
The Americans sure as hell wouldn't get there fast enough...
So.... China will probably step in and shake hands with whoever's currently in charge...
They'd arrest and Trial the FAKE Kim J U for war crimes..
The Generals who were actualllly behind the war, will be fully installed and recognized as the replacement leader..
And that's how they're probably planning to get away with Genocide.. and to Rob South Korea of their economic infrastructure..
The Aggressor always comes out ahead (game theory)... since South Korea is too damn complacent, it will probably lose this one..
Chubby little rich kid with muffin top hair, plus nukes.
Chubby little rich kid with muffin top hair, plus nukes.
haha.. still, his life is awesome....
Chubby little rich kid with muffin top hair, plus nukes.
haha.. still, his life is awesome....
True, I wish I was an overweight heavy smoker...