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Title: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 10:25:30
One possible contest format might be as follows:

step 1 - make a poll to determine the top 15 contenders (keyton, you can nominate paicrai - think about it!)
step 2 - form a team of 10 crack keyboard aficionados each possessing a particular area of expertise. They should be scrutinized for impeccable trustworthiness and immunity to selling their souls for milk/lego/ice-cream/ass-clacks, and bri-bots etc. - then have each of them compose 4 of the toughest questions they can come up with within the breadth  (or 'breast', depending on your switch-type preferences) of all things mechanical keyboards. The toughest scenario involving even the most random keyboards should be allowed as long as it is mechanical. The scenarios will be solvable merely through knowledge of 'keyboard science' and the use of diagnostic and problem solving skills. In each round there will be one un-solveable one and if it is solvable that aficionado loses face (singular of feces for retards) - sames goes for the solvable ones.
Step 3 - have 3 livestream hack-offs corresponding to 3 different time zones taking place at the various keyboard community meetups, with each containing 5 contenders sitting side by side. Contenders would be read the question at the same time and be given the same amount of  time as the others to type/write out the answer on a piece of paper.
step 4 - at the end of each round of questions answered by those with balls big enough to back up their so-called superior keyboard expertise (indeed, balls big enough to cause a total eclipse of even Ripster's own uranus-sized ego), their respective answers will be read out by the host or better yet their fellow contestants - so as to provide potential spill-inducing entertainment as we see their reactions close-up!
step 5 - well we will all hear their respective solutions/answers and each vote who did best.
Step 6 - the two top vote-getters at the end of the 10th round will then have a question picked out of a hat by the winner of a coin toss. After completing the question, and another round of voting, they will each have 7 mins to prepare a 5-7 min speech proving why their solution is superior. There will then ensue a final round of voting
Step 7 - a grand final will be staged between the 3 time-zone winners in order to find the overall keyboard expert in the world as of 2014 (lactating spouses should patently NOT be allowed to whisper into any contender's ear during any parts of the question period nor be within nipple-shot). Those 3 will be bombarded by 5 of the toughest questions as deemed by the afficianados. Same rules and time constraints will apply in the grand final, except that apart from the top 2 vote-getters beating heads, paper-bags, nappies, secret santa suits, in the penultimate round, there will be an opportunity for the lowest vote scorer to come from behind like a ninja and blow their answers clean out of the H to ****ing O in a coma-inducing 15 minute marathon exhibition of mental acuity, acumen, and agility, not to mention asswipe- flushing ability.

Quite important note: Ripster would not be allowed to be one of the crack keyboard aficionados, as he will have to take his place as one of the 15 contenders by default in order to 'defend' his self-proclaimed title of No. 1 Keyboard Expert in the world. And no there is no distinction you can weasel out with as overall best>>no.1 self-proclaimed best! Absolutely, no way out save Ripstering a new pint-sized lactating advisor shrunken down to eardrum size. I leave that up to your conscience and personal ethics :blank:. Seeing as Ripster, Demik, and Mr. Interface and various prominent founders of other keyboard communities and the like are|is rarely if ever photographed in the pink, this kind of in itself renders Ripster's claim disputable: as who is to say his lactating wife isn't feeding him all the information..due to the lesser misfortune of being a paraplegic that cannot type?  :eek:

Thoughts on the validity of holding such a contest? If it is fundamentally flawed, then I would like someone to propose a fail safe way that prevents cheating of any kind.

The most important aspect is that there is no cheating. So that is why I suggest a livestream where contenders are visible and not able to peek at the opposition's answers like in school.

As a special treat for Spamray, if the winner should be hooded or a donkey, he will be unveiled in all his shiny glawr-ee!?  :eek:>:D :confused: :(

edit: please see through the jest and sarcasm and playful mimicry to the kernel of the message: this may actually work... At least it will find a no. 2 or if the winner show's his lunch box, while HOT CHOCOLATE plays 'I Believe in Testicles You Sexy Freak'  he or she may remain anonymous.  :p

edit: if the winner's lunchbox is more funnel than volcano we may rule out she being a he.
Title: woooohoooo foooooeyyy
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 10:27:09
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Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard xpert in the world contest
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 22 October 2014, 10:28:15
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Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard xpert in the world contest
Post by: Signature on Wed, 22 October 2014, 10:30:25
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Title: Re: Proposition for an erall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the world contest
Post by: pbtforever on Wed, 22 October 2014, 10:32:19
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Title: Re: Proposition for an erall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the world contest
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 22 October 2014, 10:59:07
yeah im bestest #1
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: hwood34 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 11:14:37
I nominate blackwidowman
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 11:49:56
I nominate blackwidowman

Yikes, please let this not become an actual thing. But if it does I'll be there!

TBH, I think my main opponent for last place would be Paicrai but you never know...if he gets enough votes and wins...he'll be literally propelled out of said ass into keyboard folklore for generations to come  :eek:



Fohat your wish may be granted - if his ego outweighs his ethics of having to make a crust, you may even recognize him.  :)
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: dorkvader on Wed, 22 October 2014, 11:55:11
I dont think you'd be able to find 10 aficionados at the top of their game enough to come up with questions as well as 15 participants.

Anyway, HaaTa would win. he has all the rare stuff and the engineering background to answer his questions and defend them. He even knows what magnetic keyboards still work under water.
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 11:59:20
I dont think you'd be able to find 10 aficionados at the top of their game enough to come up with questions as well as 15 participants.

Anyway, HaaTa would win. he has all the rare stuff and the engineering background to answer his questions and defend them. He even knows what magnetic keyboards still work under water.

Yup but I still hope someone can think of a way to find an overall 'legitimate' expert to counter a 'self-proclaimed' one.
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: esoomenona on Wed, 22 October 2014, 12:00:20
Why does someone have to be the best? Who truly gives a ****. We're a collective.
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 12:05:36
Why does someone have to be the best? Who truly gives a ****. We're a collective.

who even wants to have the most karma whatever that gives you?

I'm calling him out! Is that a crime. Or do you like the mystery too? Input said it was the mods staunch refusal to divulge a few tit bits here and there.

Geekhack needs to strike back. I kinda nominate TP4 but he may have to show his lunchbox and so purposely come second.
Also that thread that was just closed had the purpose to actually point out that Rip condones bullying. Are you saying we are already such a collective? Because I don't know if anyone even bothered to stop to think of that kid on the bus instead just went on a bullying rampage as in so many threads of late. I blame it on the gaming mentality. It breeds zombie like aggression. The first few responses from you and rowdy immediately assumed it was a ripster sockpuppet. Who knows who Dossen is poor guy. Does anyone even care or just would rather perpetuate the reputation we are getting as being bullies. I'm not liking talking about this. It's not on topic!

Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: CPTBadAss on Wed, 22 October 2014, 12:07:11
Why does someone have to be the best? Who truly gives a ****. We're a collective.

We form like Voltron and moose is the head.
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 October 2014, 12:30:57
Ya'll gotta learn to play nice..

There aren't that many Ghers in existence..  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: esoomenona on Wed, 22 October 2014, 12:32:02
who even wants to have the most karma whatever that gives you?

I'm calling him out! Is that a crime. Or do you like the mystery too? Input said it was the mods staunch refusal to divulge a few tit bits here and there.

Geekhack needs to strike back. I kinda nominate TP4 but he may have to show his lunchbox and so purposely come second.
Also that thread that was just closed had the purpose to actually point out that Rip condones bullying. Are you saying we are already such a collective? Because I don't know if anyone even bothered to stop to think of that kid on the bus instead just went on a bullying rampage as in so many threads of late. I blame it on the gaming mentality. It breeds zombie like aggression. The first few responses from you and rowdy immediately assumed it was a ripster sockpuppet. Who knows who Dossen is poor guy. Does anyone even care or just would rather perpetuate the reputation we are getting as being bullies. I'm not liking talking about this. It's not on topic!

What the **** are you even talking about? And how did I assume that guy was a sockpuppet (stupid ****ing term, by the way) with a period?
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 12:34:10
I dont think you'd be able to find 10 aficionados at the top of their game enough to come up with questions as well as 15 participants.
 
the 15 participants would be from an unlimited ppl as long as enough ppl vote for unique candidates.
Thats why I said afficianados cos they are not just experts but enthusiastic experts - surely among DT, GH, and Rippit, we can find 10 dudes. And they have the choice to knock off Ripster (as he def won't turn up) as he risks calling the winning donkey himself and can't guarantee if his real life e-peen would take the blow his inflated ego.

Anyway, HaaTa would win. he has all the rare stuff and the engineering background to answer his questions and defend them. He even knows what magnetic keyboards still work under water.
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 12:39:59
who even wants to have the most karma whatever that gives you?

I'm calling him out! Is that a crime. Or do you like the mystery too? Input said it was the mods staunch refusal to divulge a few tit bits here and there.

Geekhack needs to strike back. I kinda nominate TP4 but he may have to show his lunchbox and so purposely come second.
Also that thread that was just closed had the purpose to actually point out that Rip condones bullying. Are you saying we are already such a collective? Because I don't know if anyone even bothered to stop to think of that kid on the bus instead just went on a bullying rampage as in so many threads of late. I blame it on the gaming mentality. It breeds zombie like aggression. The first few responses from you and rowdy immediately assumed it was a ripster sockpuppet. Who knows who Dossen is poor guy. Does anyone even care or just would rather perpetuate the reputation we are getting as being bullies. I'm not liking talking about this. It's not on topic!

What the **** are you even talking about? And how did I assume that guy was a sockpuppet (stupid ****ing term, by the way) with a period?

Rip didn't fall for whatever you're trying to achieve and nor shall I. Where were you in that thread about the bully where you were being a bully before I even turned up. worrying about names for pseudonyms, enigmatic periods till you can achieve fleeting satisfaction from guessing it all along some point that undoubtedly had absolutely nothing  to do with bullying. Bullying is rife, here and there. Wherever it is mentioned, those who cavalierly ignore it, are immune to the feelings of people who may be reading and suffering right at that moment. why are u so insenstive to the effects of bullying?

edit: fell into your trap of derailling my attempt to challenge ripster to prove himself. Your failed attempt at r/rip and his mito'ing out ur comment confirms ur following his path. Sad. he sure got neena neena fast didnt' he. He aint that good even with his army


edit: how did I assume it? sockpuppet or not u put a dot. what what point? since he's ip banned a sockpuppet is his only way, that why some ppl asked "who are you", and "still on 3 and only in this thread">>>immediate locking lol. this is champagne collective stuff. I guess u didn't vote on any of his polls....
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 12:48:46
Ya'll gotta learn to play nice..

There aren't that many Ghers in existence.. 
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)


But the real ones are pretty easy to pick. Fohat knows....
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: esoomenona on Wed, 22 October 2014, 13:31:47
Rip didn't fall for whatever you're trying to achieve and nor shall I. Where were you in that thread about the bully where you were being a bully before I even turned up. worrying about names for pseudonyms, enigmatic periods till you can achieve fleeting satisfaction from guessing it all along some point that undoubtedly had absolutely nothing  to do with bullying. Bullying is rife, here and there. Wherever it is mentioned, those who cavalierly ignore it, are immune to the feelings of people who may be reading and suffering right at that moment. why are u so insenstive to the effects of bullying?

edit: fell into your trap of derailling my attempt to challenge ripster to prove himself. Your failed attempt at r/rip and his mito'ing out ur comment confirms ur following his path. Sad. he sure got neena neena fast didnt' he. He aint that good even with his army


edit: how did I assume it? sockpuppet or not u put a dot. what what point? since he's ip banned a sockpuppet is his only way, that why some ppl asked "who are you", and "still on 3 and only in this thread">>>immediate locking lol. this is champagne collective stuff. I guess u didn't vote on any of his polls....

What the **** are you even talking about?

Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: iri on Wed, 22 October 2014, 13:32:42
Why does someone have to be the best? Who truly gives a ****.
the op.
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 13:35:59
Ya'll gotta learn to play nice..

There aren't that many Ghers in existence.. 
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)


I'm gonna have go with fubar. Once an assembly-line and hierarchy of benefactors is established all the top dogs wants is robots serving the man. Robots that buy through hard sell techniques honed by something indescribably lacking in personal ethics, and rabid dogs desperate please are given full rein to bash everyone to submission. I hate bullies. Some guys hate that fact. First quote I read was the bit about input missing the sarcasm and then pulling himself that although he had seen it he felt like venting as if he hadn't missed it.
But old hands like ESo and Rowdy totally ignored the content of OP, saw keywords or not, and operation 101 ensued.

So by being no 1 he's getting lots of noobs but they are getting disatisfied with the immaturity of the sub. Then they come here and guys like dossen don't get the traditional rowdy welcome.

rowdy and I in australia have a disproportionately large slice of the mech market. we are a geo hub.

was a sad microcosm of a sad sad worthless thing about something the originator got sick of.

back to the train of thought, no way this contest gonna happen, everything is gonna keep on chugging in the triumvirate. does DT deliberately stay boring for some reason tp? It's the only sane place ? but it's as interesting as the clumsily transparent slightly opaque civil war going on on geekhack.

why the numbers dwindling? they are not! only compared to reddit. but then the huge potential was always there with dumbass gamers (the mostly costly boards coupled with the most easily led) >>> ....... and who better to be their new found master.

that's why I'm doing this thread. I'm into keyboards as a hobby not necesarrily gaming stuff.

as a side note, I do find myself checking r/mechkb first for new post each day before coming to this place of vile bullying at supersonic speed whereas the supposed core making things together moves with molasses.

remember that dud who came to show off his custom chair with keyboards on each armrest, and you recommended a back pipe. cool idea but not as cool as the response. Same as king's assembly. pardon the rotten grammar
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 13:41:49
Rip didn't fall for whatever you're trying to achieve and nor shall I. Where were you in that thread about the bully where you were being a bully before I even turned up. worrying about names for pseudonyms, enigmatic periods till you can achieve fleeting satisfaction from guessing it all along some point that undoubtedly had absolutely nothing  to do with bullying. Bullying is rife, here and there. Wherever it is mentioned, those who cavalierly ignore it, are immune to the feelings of people who may be reading and suffering right at that moment. why are u so insenstive to the effects of bullying?

edit: fell into your trap of derailling my attempt to challenge ripster to prove himself. Your failed attempt at r/rip and his mito'ing out ur comment confirms ur following his path. Sad. he sure got neena neena fast didnt' he. He aint that good even with his army


edit: how did I assume it? sockpuppet or not u put a dot. what what point? since he's ip banned a sockpuppet is his only way, that why some ppl asked "who are you", and "still on 3 and only in this thread">>>immediate locking lol. this is champagne collective stuff. I guess u didn't vote on any of his polls....

What the **** are you even talking about?

combined with your ethos or lack thereof and this stock response of yours to everything that you perfectly well understand serves you well don't it. 101 biggest bark in the park maybe you'll find that recipe for junket


Hey your sideline for your persona is up next but as usual you turn left:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WEzgNlivufI/UMivIeTgQtI/AAAAAAAAA8w/RafYSa_lmCw/s1600/audition.jpg)
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Wed, 22 October 2014, 13:54:05
Ya'll gotta learn to play nice..

There aren't that many Ghers in existence.. 
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)


I'm gonna have go with fubar. Once an assembly-line and hierarchy of benefactors is established all the top dogs wants is robots serving the man. Robots that buy through hard sell techniques honed by something indescribably lacking in personal ethics, and rabid dogs desperate please are given full rein to bash everyone to submission. I hate bullies. Some guys hate that fact. First quote I read was the bit about input missing the sarcasm and then pulling himself that although he had seen it he felt like venting as if he hadn't missed it.
But old hands like ESo and Rowdy totally ignored the content of OP, saw keywords or not, and operation 101 ensued.

So by being no 1 he's getting lots of noobs but they are getting disatisfied with the immaturity of the sub. Then they come here and guys like dossen don't get the traditional rowdy welcome.

rowdy and I in australia have a disproportionately large slice of the mech market. we are a geo hub.

was a sad microcosm of a sad sad worthless thing about something the originator got sick of.

back to the train of thought, no way this contest gonna happen, everything is gonna keep on chugging in the triumvirate. does DT deliberately stay boring for some reason tp? It's the only sane place ? but it's as interesting as the clumsily transparent slightly opaque civil war going on geekhack.

why the numbers dwindling? they are not! only compared to reddit. but then the huge potential was always there with dumbass gamers (the mostly costly boards coupled with the most easily led) >>> ....... and who better to be their new found master.

that's why I'm doing this thread. I'm into keyboards as a hobby not necesarrily gaming stuff.

as a side note, I do find myself checking r/mechkb first for new post each day before coming to this place of vile bullying at supersonic speed whereas the supposed core making things together moves with molasses.

remember that dud who came to show off his custom chair with keyboards on each armrest, and you recommended a back pipe. cool idea but not as cool as the response. Same as king's assembly. pardon the rotten grammar - this KUL-es 87 sucks ape-balls. back to the thunderdome!
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 22 October 2014, 14:12:40
Fohat your wish may be granted

$1M?
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 22 October 2014, 14:26:39
The reason Tp4 no longer posts much in Keyboards is because he feels Keyboarding has been conquered..

the Ergodox was the last piece of the puzzle..  Split + Tenting + Fully Programmable...   That's it, done..

For the New generation of members..  there is no real progress to be made left for them in this arena..


Tp4 stays on OT, because he feels the community is aight.. and at the very least would like to see that the land which catalyzed the emergence of the Ergodox stay populated.



As for his views on the persistent Drama Queens, everyone's young once, and most of them grow up.. so just accept that, that is the nature of anon coexistence.   There are young people who are a bit harder to talk to.. and there are old people who are still young people, and there are old people who are old people, and there are Tp4s who is young but actually 87 years old on the inside.


Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 22 October 2014, 14:36:36

I nominate blackwidowman
TBH, I think my main opponent for last place would be Paicrai but you never know...if he gets enough votes and wins...he'll be literally propelled out of said ass into keyboard folklore for generations to come  :eek:
qft hater
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: Puddsy on Wed, 22 October 2014, 15:01:11
Why does someone have to be the best? Who truly gives a ****. We're a collective.

qft
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: MOZ on Wed, 22 October 2014, 15:32:26
ripster is that you?
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: Oobly on Thu, 23 October 2014, 06:35:35
Why does someone have to be the best? Who truly gives a ****. We're a collective.

Darn-tootin' right! Because none of us are as dumb as all of us.

@OP, not sure how I would feel about being propositioned by a member of GH...
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Thu, 23 October 2014, 06:41:17
Why does someone have to be the best? Who truly gives a ****. We're a collective.

Darn-tootin' right! Because none of us are as dumb as all of us.

@OP, not sure how I would feel about being propositioned by a member of GH...

I just replied to your post in the one-handed keyboard thread as this... so jinx!
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Thu, 23 October 2014, 06:43:13

@OP, not sure how I would feel about being propositioned by a member of GH...

I honestly don't know what you mean Oobly?

edit: oh, I see you like verbs! That tells me you are a man of action  :thumb:

So...you want to know my proposition for whom? hypothetical of course hehe

Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 23 October 2014, 06:45:10

@OP, not sure how I would feel about being propositioned by a member of GH...

I honestly don't know what you mean Oobly?



propositioned   usually means ...   sexy-time request...   
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Thu, 23 October 2014, 06:47:19

@OP, not sure how I would feel about being propositioned by a member of GH...

I honestly don't know what you mean Oobly?



propositioned   usually means ...   sexy-time request...   

I was freaking out for a moment TP!
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 23 October 2014, 06:55:06

@OP, not sure how I would feel about being propositioned by a member of GH...

I honestly don't know what you mean Oobly?



propositioned   usually means ...   sexy-time request...   

I was freaking out for a moment TP!

That's ok..  Geekhack is here for you...  remain calm (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/whaaat3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862525)
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Thu, 23 October 2014, 07:10:54

@OP, not sure how I would feel about being propositioned by a member of GH...

I honestly don't know what you mean Oobly?



propositioned   usually means ...   sexy-time request...   

I was freaking out for a moment TP!

That's ok..  Geekhack is here for you...  remain calm
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/whaaat3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862525)


I don't understand...you mean calm as in resting my weary head on Petra Kvitova's ....on a calm autumn day?

More
(http://www.livetennisguide.com/wp-content/uploads/Petra-Kvitova15-300x168.jpg)

I love tennis and when I see her focussing on the ball I can feel her calm, cool, precision.

Is that what GH can do for me TP?  ;D

edit: what a classic your gif looks just like what an un-calm person would be doing when watching lol  :))
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 23 October 2014, 07:20:20
Is this working yet ?


(http://www.clubtuzki.com/emoticons/tuzki_031.gif)


Are you Calm ?
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: BlackWidowMan777 on Thu, 23 October 2014, 07:22:07
Is this working yet ?


Show Image
(http://www.clubtuzki.com/emoticons/tuzki_031.gif)



Are you Calm ?


That's you trying to wake me up after spending a weekender with Petra.

Is that calm enough?
Title: Re: Proposition for an erall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the world contest
Post by: keyton on Thu, 23 October 2014, 08:51:32
yeah im bestest #1

#1****
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 23 October 2014, 08:53:50
So someone do a tl;dr, what is this thread about again?
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 23 October 2014, 08:56:30
So someone do a tl;dr, what is this thread about again?

tl;dr - What the **** is BlackWidowMan777 talking about?
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 23 October 2014, 09:20:25

yeah im bestest #1

#1****
best penis on geekhack? thanks dude :-*
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: Oobly on Thu, 23 October 2014, 14:16:17

yeah im bestest #1

#1****
best penis on geekhack? thanks dude :-*

Sorry, I believe my ErgoCocktm is best, or at least the most satisfying to use.

Off topic threads are off topic.

And I also believe Haata is "the world expert on keyboards", at least he is according to Massdrop :D

https://www.massdrop.com/buy/infinity-keyboard-kit?mode=guest_open
Title: Re: Proposition for "Overall" Ultimate Keyboard Expert in the World Contest
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 23 October 2014, 15:44:22

yeah im bestest #1

#1****
best penis on geekhack? thanks dude :-*

Sorry, I believe my ErgoCocktm is best, or at least the most satisfying to use.
:)