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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 November 2014, 18:31:51

Title: So you think you could do it.. but can't.. stories..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 November 2014, 18:31:51

Tonight... I looked in the fridge.. saw a whole cabbage..

Tp4 says to the cabbage... Prepare to be annihilated..

Fills pot quarter way with water..

Peel outer layer of cabbage..

Throw in water, uncut..

Boil for 15 minutes..


Queue imagery/  Tp4 to Cabbage :  Zombie to ur Head..


Conclusion.. Tp4 was defeated by cabbage..   Only got 65 % of the way through... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sweating-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862522)

Title: Re: So you think you could do it.. but can't.. stories..
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 13 November 2014, 18:37:29

Noob

Title: Re: So you think you could do it.. but can't.. stories..
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 13 November 2014, 19:51:17

fight it

Title: Re: So you think you could do it.. but can't.. stories..
Post by: eth0s on Thu, 13 November 2014, 20:01:05

Don't eat cabbage.  Bury it in the backyard with some chili paste in a clay pot.  It will become Kimchi in about 2 months.  If you take it out of the ground and it does not "zing" your tongue, it's not ready yet, so put it back in the ground.

(http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/korean-kimchi.jpg)

Title: Re: So you think you could do it.. but can't.. stories..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 13 November 2014, 20:39:10

^^ that right there is the reason for extraordinary rates of stomach cancer in Sifos..

I agree it tastes great.