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Title: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 23 November 2014, 03:25:55
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tbc on Sun, 23 November 2014, 03:55:06
i'm sure all men wish she would live forever :)

#1 favorite looking actress :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: Karura on Sun, 23 November 2014, 03:56:31
HBD.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: mauri on Sun, 23 November 2014, 05:38:02
watcha goin round congratulating my future ex
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: dustinhxc on Sun, 23 November 2014, 05:52:15
Mmm I like her a lot! Happy bday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: munch on Sun, 23 November 2014, 06:12:49
watcha goin round congratulating my future ex

why are you guys breaking up?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 23 November 2014, 06:45:38
I just watched Lucy..  the movie is so preposterous.. they didn't bother hiding any lunatic elements.. even basic continuity and scene goofs were just let slide..

STILL... I watched the WHOLE movie... 

Sex Addiction 'Murica
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sun, 23 November 2014, 07:46:03
Anybody see Under the Skin?  Oh yea.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 23 November 2014, 08:19:50
Anybody see Under the Skin?  Oh yea.

Yup..  also watched that whole movie...   Tp4 usually just flip through movies...

But when it comes to ScarJo  You watch every scene, and do alot of back and forth pausing.. and zooming in .. and changing the contrast, black levels, white levels, so you can see things better..

/I've said too much.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: baldgye on Sun, 23 November 2014, 09:55:31
Anybody see Under the Skin?  Oh yea.

Oh yeah, that terrible movie. Also Lucy, another terrible SJ movie :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: demik on Sun, 23 November 2014, 09:58:25
watcha goin round congratulating my future ex

why are you guys breaking up?

bad in bed is what she told me
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 23 November 2014, 10:45:58
these fantasies are embarrassing  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/ahaaah-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862489)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: mauri on Sun, 23 November 2014, 11:14:27
watcha goin round congratulating my future ex

why are you guys breaking up?

bad in bed is what she told me

admitting is the first step
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 23 November 2014, 11:44:57
Don Jon was one of the worst films I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 23 November 2014, 11:53:12
Don Jon was one of the worst films I have ever seen.

It was not the WORST ever.. that's not possible unless you haven't seen many movies.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/hehe-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862507)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: demik on Sun, 23 November 2014, 12:10:40
Don Jon was one of the worst films I have ever seen.

yup. 500 days of summer in a close second.

actually most of the stuff with that guy sucked.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: The Mad Professor on Sun, 23 November 2014, 13:25:37
Just made this and uploaded it to imgur

(http://i.imgur.com/T1MCY1t.png)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 23 November 2014, 13:46:58
i'm sure all men wish she would live forever :)

#1 favorite looking actress :D

Meh.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: demik on Sun, 23 November 2014, 13:53:35
not vintage enough for you nubs?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 23 November 2014, 13:59:06
not vintage enough for you nubs?

Yeah, give me some Meryl Streep or Helen Mirren...mmmm, yeah boy.


But, seriously, I don't get the "ScarJo" obsession.  She's a mediocre actress and.I don't find her that attractive.  She has one of the best asses in Hollywood and that's about it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: katushkin on Sun, 23 November 2014, 14:57:46
Don Jon was one of the worst films I have ever seen.

It was not the WORST ever.. that's not possible unless you haven't seen many movies..
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That's why I said one of the worst I've ever seen. It's in the category just shy of; "so bad it's amazing" like the Room or Birdemic, but it's in the; "so bad it's really bad" category.

I basically cringed the entire way through at how poorly it was written and the acting.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 23 November 2014, 15:24:12
She's not even a good actress, name one movie in which her acting was even remotely compelling. Eh, suppose she could be worse, she could be Megan Fox.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: keymaster on Sun, 23 November 2014, 15:26:58
You guys will truly argue about anything.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: baldgye on Sun, 23 November 2014, 16:28:29
not vintage enough for you nubs?

Yeah, give me some Meryl Streep or Helen Mirren...mmmm, yeah boy.


But, seriously, I don't get the "ScarJo" obsession.  She's a mediocre actress and.I don't find her that attractive. 

Agreed
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 23 November 2014, 18:02:43
not vintage enough for you nubs?

Yeah, give me some Meryl Streep or Helen Mirren...mmmm, yeah boy.


But, seriously, I don't get the "ScarJo" obsession.  She's a mediocre actress and.I don't find her that attractive.  She has one of the best asses in Hollywood and that's about it.

Meryl Streep or Helen Mirren????  wtf..


Monica Bellucci has the best Everything..

Oh don't even get me started on Kelly LeBrock.. (yea she was probably anorexic) w/evs

video below


Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 23 November 2014, 18:23:10
not vintage enough for you nubs?

Yeah, give me some Meryl Streep or Helen Mirren...mmmm, yeah boy.


But, seriously, I don't get the "ScarJo" obsession.  She's a mediocre actress and.I don't find her that attractive.  She has one of the best asses in Hollywood and that's about it.

Meryl Streep or Helen Mirren????  wtf..


Monica Bellucci has the best Everything..

Not vintage enough.  50 isn't even a classic yet.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tbc on Sun, 23 November 2014, 18:24:55
not vintage enough for you nubs?

Yeah, give me some Meryl Streep or Helen Mirren...mmmm, yeah boy.


But, seriously, I don't get the "ScarJo" obsession.  She's a mediocre actress and.I don't find her that attractive.  She has one of the best asses in Hollywood and that's about it.

jessica lange? lol
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 23 November 2014, 18:26:36
She did not age well.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 23 November 2014, 18:31:48
She did not age well.

The thing is..

Pretty much 0 women from your childhood viewing will "age well"..

Women don't age well in general..
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: demik on Sun, 23 November 2014, 18:50:22
She did not age well.

ashley judd?

wait she's not old. only 46.

susan sarandon?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 23 November 2014, 18:57:22
She did not age well.

The thing is..

Pretty much 0 women from your childhood viewing will "age well"..

Women don't age well in general..

Just off the top of my head from shows I watched as a kid, Jane Seymour is still a fox.

She did not age well.

ashley judd?

wait she's not old. only 46.

susan sarandon?

The post above that quote, Jessica Lange.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: demik on Sun, 23 November 2014, 19:12:26
no im asking what you think of them
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: vivalarevolución on Mon, 24 November 2014, 06:55:35
Don Jon was one of the worst films I have ever seen.

yup. 500 days of summer in a close second.

actually most of the stuff with that guy sucked.


500 Days of Summer garnered more "Come on, bro" exclamations from myself than almost any other film.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 24 November 2014, 07:04:01
Don Jon was one of the worst films I have ever seen.

yup. 500 days of summer in a close second.

actually most of the stuff with that guy sucked.


500 Days of Summer garnered more "Come on, bro" exclamations from myself than almost any other film.

I think the more interesting examination would be of those who "liked" 500 days of summer.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: katushkin on Mon, 24 November 2014, 07:16:52
Helen Mirren aged pretty well.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 24 November 2014, 07:58:01
Helen Mirren aged pretty well.

I never saw any of her movies.. except her as voice in Hitchhiker..
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: The Mad Professor on Mon, 24 November 2014, 08:59:48
Helen Mirren aged pretty well.

I never saw any of her movies.. except her as voice in Hitchhiker..

Okay, we need to get you edjamacated.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245526

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1821694

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082348
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 24 November 2014, 09:35:37
Helen Mirren aged pretty well.

I never saw any of her movies.. except her as voice in Hitchhiker..

Okay, we need to get you edjamacated.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245526

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1821694

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082348

hrrm.. I've seen red 1 and 2 LOL.. didn't know that was her..  I was only looking at the bottom of her imdb page..

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: katushkin on Mon, 24 November 2014, 10:41:44
Helen Mirren aged pretty well.

I never saw any of her movies.. except her as voice in Hitchhiker..

Okay, we need to get you edjamacated.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245526

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1821694

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082348

I was thinking more along the lines of this... - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436697
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: vivalarevolución on Mon, 24 November 2014, 11:37:38
Don Jon was one of the worst films I have ever seen.

yup. 500 days of summer in a close second.

actually most of the stuff with that guy sucked.


500 Days of Summer garnered more "Come on, bro" exclamations from myself than almost any other film.

I think the more interesting examination would be of those who "liked" 500 days of summer..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)


I will admit, I liked it at first.  But not so much upon subsequent viewings.  The main character's actions and thoughts just led to many face palms.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: demik on Mon, 24 November 2014, 16:02:49
Don Jon was one of the worst films I have ever seen.

yup. 500 days of summer in a close second.

actually most of the stuff with that guy sucked.


500 Days of Summer garnered more "Come on, bro" exclamations from myself than almost any other film.

yup. from the beginning ol' girl told him she didnt want a relationship. but dude turned into a simp ***** and became emo. autumn was way hotter than summer tho.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: 3Love on Tue, 25 November 2014, 17:14:35
She is one of the world's most sexy woman.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tigersharkdude on Tue, 25 November 2014, 18:13:51
Lori Loughlin - 49

(http://celebritytoob.toobnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2013/06/Aging_Celebrities_12-312x470.jpg)

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: demik on Tue, 25 November 2014, 18:20:01
Lori Loughlin - 49

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met her in BH. still good looking
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: The Mad Professor on Tue, 25 November 2014, 19:29:27
Lori Loughlin - 49

Show Image
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Right there with you, though my ladies of choice are:

Paige Turco (49 years old):

(http://pics.wikifeet.com/Paige-Turco-Feet-919468.jpg)


and Ming Na Wen (51 years old):

(http://us.cdn2828.fansshare.com/photos/ming-nawen/ming-na-wen-arrives-at-the-lili-claire-foundation-th-annual-benefit-dinner-lo-1076730130.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: eth0s on Tue, 25 November 2014, 20:07:56
I like women with bewbs.   And scarjo has got two good ones.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 25 November 2014, 20:38:44
(http://i.imgur.com/dDdPkO8.gif)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: The Mad Professor on Tue, 25 November 2014, 20:40:46
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This, folks, was the ONLY time that any man ever wished that they were Andy ****.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 25 November 2014, 20:57:59
(http://i.imgur.com/or9OIi2.gif)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson!
Post by: tbc on Tue, 25 November 2014, 23:08:50
I like women with bewbs.   And scarjo has got two good ones.

dat truth