Okay soooo. This might be an 18+ topic sooo ima just censor everything and hope it makes sense.
First off I'd to mention I'm 19. I just recently finished walking my "dog". While watching some "exciting videos" on my phone while walking it. As soon as my "dog" finished it's walk. It was rewarded with a "pleasurable" treat. Couple hours later my closest female friend recently broke up with her boyfriend. She has a female "dog" as well. And in her depression. She wanted us to "walk" dogs together. Keep in mind our dogs are both virgins. And her dog is quite the looker too. But the problem is. My "dog" hasn't have time to recover from the first "walk". What do?!? This might be my only chance to walk our "dogs" together. But it may not be the best experience for my tired dog. And I don't want to slow down her dog. Leaving an undesirable experience. Pleas help!!
Okay soooo. This might be an 18+ topic sooo ima just censor everything and hope it makes sense.
First off I'd to mention I'm 19. I just recently finished walking my "dog". While watching some "exciting videos" on my phone while walking it. As soon as my "dog" finished it's walk. It was rewarded with a "pleasurable" treat. Couple hours later my closest female friend recently broke up with her boyfriend. She has a female "dog" as well. And in her depression. She wanted us to "walk" dogs together. Keep in mind our dogs are both virgins. And her dog is quite the looker too. But the problem is. My "dog" hasn't have time to recover from the first "walk". What do?!? This might be my only chance to walk our "dogs" together. But it may not be the best experience for my tired dog. And I don't want to slow down her dog. Leaving an undesirable experience. Pleas help!!
Oh.... the "dog" is a penis? So..... so she has a female penis?
Confucius say he who lay with dogs while drunk wake up with ***** girlfriendYea I agree noisy, any advice at this point is probably too late, but in all honesty and jokes aside, probably nothing good can come of this. She's probably going to hate herself for giving up her V card under such circumstances, you're probably going to feel really bad for letting her do it and she might then resent you for using her in her confused state for personal gain. There is a possibility that sparks will fly and you will wind up with a new gf but the risk is pretty high.
Confucius say he who lay with dogs while drunk wake up with ***** girlfriendYea I agree noisy, any advice at this point is probably too late, but in all honesty and jokes aside, probably nothing good can come of this. She's probably going to hate herself for giving up her V card under such circumstances, you're probably going to feel really bad for letting her do it and she might then resent you for using her in her confused state for personal gain. There is a possibility that sparks will fly and you will wind up with a new gf but the risk is pretty high.
Good luck.
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Everything I've read so far has been from a very n0vice perspective..
I shall leave some exp here for anyone that may need it..
At some point humanity produced enough food so that we no longer gave a damn about eating. It was demoted from a desirably thankful reward to, "yea, I'll get to it, no time, Top-Ramen."
Then... humanity produced so many PEOPLE, that intercourse was no longer a absolute function. It too was demoted from a necessity down to, "yea, I'll get to it, no time, pr0nhub."
---the OP himself demonstrated ^^^ this point perfectly..
So my point is.. with every pleasurable or necessary excursion there is a TIME COST..
Once that cost becomes extremely LOW.. there is no longer a need to attach so much emotional oversight upon how and when to do it..
There is no reason to prepare complicated food dishes, when simple foods are of equal quality and nourishment...
There is no reason to Romanticize SEX, when in fact our species is Extremely Overpopulated...
The -Imperative- is GONE..
So what is Par value...
It used to be the case that the male must have certain resources in place prior to acceptance by a female.. This was also very important because the GOAL was important, procreation and rearing..
NOT SO any more.. The GOAL has been reached by humanity as a whole.. a sustaining population relative to the immediate environment
Which means, the average female and male are now equivalent in their sexual exchange.. since the baby is not an absolute consequence..
Bonding dynamics:
If the female has not fully and repetitively entered full engagement with prior mate.. they are essentially NOT chemically bonded.. or at least the bond may not be strong.
Oxytocin is significantly stronger in females, up to 4x, than in males..
Which means.. we can crudely say it's much harder for a female to suggest breakup than male.. this is an evolutionary strategy built into female humans, as they need resources during child rearing that is optimally provided by a 3rd party, so together they can achieve higher economies of scale.
During a breakup, the female is also more likely to engage in "rebound" behavior, because she is experiencing a lapse and a "greater emptiness" than the male...
Whereas the Male can just drink it off... and feel great that very next day....because he has time for m0re d0ta and no one to tell him there's a regulation amount of cuddling per day...
Now.. towards the VERY specific trade in the OP..
Assuming the two parties involved are both using new cars of equivalent value.. let's say a camry for an accord.. same freakin car.. no miles on either...
It's really a 1:1 trade..
Here's the problem.. if you're both 19, i'm assuming college..
If the prior buyer for that female goes to the same school as the two of you, then you must check if this female is a "discreet" seller..
It's not worth fighting over girls, there are so many alternatives in college, you'd be stupid for taking a punch or making enemies with a guy (and his possi, frat, guild,etc)...
if the girl is NOT discreet, only engage if the guy went to a different school, in which case the distance is generally too costly for the prior buyer to seek vengeance..
I'm sorry, there is no way a human typed this out.
can i already post pictures of cats in this thread?
beastiality is illegalDepending on where you are in the world :thumb:
beastiality is illegalDepending on where you are in the world :thumb:
beastiality is illegalDepending on where you are in the world :thumb:
speaking from experience?
doesn't matter, had sexbeastiality is illegalDepending on where you are in the world :thumb:
speaking from experience?
anyway, op, you claim she was depressed from a recent break up.
yeah, no. with women yelling rape when they regret sleeping with somebody due to their emotions i wouldnt risk it. not worth the jail time or the hassle even if nothing happens.
doesn't matter, had sexbeastiality is illegalDepending on where you are in the world :thumb:
speaking from experience?
anyway, op, you claim she was depressed from a recent break up.
yeah, no. with women yelling rape when they regret sleeping with somebody due to their emotions i wouldnt risk it. not worth the jail time or the hassle even if nothing happens.
Why would you watch videos while walking your dog? Doesn't that seem a bit unsafe?dude cuddle? No need to get perverted in this thread, he is just talking about walks...
And who cares if you just walked your dog, maybe your two dogs can just like cuddle or something. I dunno.
Why would you watch videos while walking your dog? Doesn't that seem a bit unsafe?dude cuddle? No need to get perverted in this thread, he are just talking about walks...
And who cares if you just walked your dog, maybe your two dogs can just like cuddle or something. I dunno.
all dogs go to heaven just took on a whole new meaning
all dogs go to heaven just took on a whole new meaning
:eek: I guess maybe you shouldn't over-walk your dog then, right? Wouldn't want to do it any harm by over-exertion...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I loled so much, troll level = Ph.D.
Everything I've read so far has been from a very n0vice perspective..
I shall leave some exp here for anyone that may need it..
At some point humanity produced enough food so that we no longer gave a damn about eating. It was demoted from a desirably thankful reward to, "yea, I'll get to it, no time, Top-Ramen."
Then... humanity produced so many PEOPLE, that intercourse was no longer a absolute function. It too was demoted from a necessity down to, "yea, I'll get to it, no time, pr0nhub."
---the OP himself demonstrated ^^^ this point perfectly..
So my point is.. with every pleasurable or necessary excursion there is a TIME COST..
Once that cost becomes extremely LOW.. there is no longer a need to attach so much emotional oversight upon how and when to do it..
There is no reason to prepare complicated food dishes, when simple foods are of equal quality and nourishment...
There is no reason to Romanticize SEX, when in fact our species is Extremely Overpopulated...
The -Imperative- is GONE..
So what is Par value...
It used to be the case that the male must have certain resources in place prior to acceptance by a female.. This was also very important because the GOAL was important, procreation and rearing..
NOT SO any more.. The GOAL has been reached by humanity as a whole.. a sustaining population relative to the immediate environment
Which means, the average female and male are now equivalent in their sexual exchange.. since the baby is not an absolute consequence..
Bonding dynamics:
If the female has not fully and repetitively entered full engagement with prior mate.. they are essentially NOT chemically bonded.. or at least the bond may not be strong.
Oxytocin is significantly stronger in females, up to 4x, than in males..
Which means.. we can crudely say it's much harder for a female to suggest breakup than male.. this is an evolutionary strategy built into female humans, as they need resources during child rearing that is optimally provided by a 3rd party, so together they can achieve higher economies of scale.
During a breakup, the female is also more likely to engage in "rebound" behavior, because she is experiencing a lapse and a "greater emptiness" than the male...
Whereas the Male can just drink it off... and feel great that very next day....because he has time for m0re d0ta and no one to tell him there's a regulation amount of cuddling per day...
Now.. towards the VERY specific trade in the OP..
Assuming the two parties involved are both using new cars of equivalent value.. let's say a camry for an accord.. same freakin car.. no miles on either...
It's really a 1:1 trade..
Here's the problem.. if you're both 19, i'm assuming college..
If the prior buyer for that female goes to the same school as the two of you, then you must check if this female is a "discreet" seller..
It's not worth fighting over girls, there are so many alternatives in college, you'd be stupid for taking a punch or making enemies with a guy (and his possi, frat, guild,etc)...
if the girl is NOT discreet, only engage if the guy went to a different school, in which case the distance is generally too costly for the prior buyer to seek vengeance (comeback for the car)..
ok, i walked a cat.Show Image(https://pp.vk.me/c7006/v7006002/216dc/YuGAjCXmvgY.jpg)
Just realized no one cracked a "doggy style" joke.
Just realized no one cracked a "doggy style" joke.
Just realized no one cracked a "doggy style" joke.
what does snoop's album have to do with this?
WWSDD??Just realized no one cracked a "doggy style" joke.
what does snoop's album have to do with this?
Well Snoop is the number one dog, really he has everything to do with this dog centric thread
Anyone between the ages of 16 and 30 should have no trouble walking their "dogs" multiple times in a single hour. Especially with the outside stimuli of "exciting videos" and "female dogs".****, I'm turning 30 next year.
No more multiple dog walkings for you mr iriAnyone between the ages of 16 and 30 should have no trouble walking their "dogs" multiple times in a single hour. Especially with the outside stimuli of "exciting videos" and "female dogs".****, I'm turning 30 next year.
Anyone between the ages of 16 and 30 should have no trouble walking their "dogs" multiple times in a single hour. Especially with the outside stimuli of "exciting videos" and "female dogs".****, I'm turning 30 next year.
WTF kind of walks do you take your dog on
WTF kind of walks do you take your dog onthey must have snuggled :O
OK SO.. Being a normal person I am... I ended up walking our dogs together. Despite of my poor dog being over exhausted from the walk earlier. I noticed my dog wasn't as fast as it could have been but her dog slowed down for mine. And I gotta say it was quite fun. PROBLEM NOW IS. I didn't have a leash on my dog. BUT, she said it was okay because she trained her dog before hand so it wouldn't get babies. I MEAN, get hurt or run away. She told he she already preped her dog for this walk before hand, so it was a good chance my dog wouldn't cause an unwarranted outcome. Since my unleashed dog would "safely" play with her dog without running away or causing a commotion. So anyways her and her dog stayed at my place over the night, my parents already know her so it was okay. But they didn't know we took our dogs out for a walk. Thankfully.. And welp.. This might be a beginning of a good start. OR the beginning of a puppy daycare. OMG. I don't want to take care of cute puppies flaksdjf;laksdfjdlk;jasfdl;ksadjljksadflk;jsadfljk;asdf;alkdsf.
OK SO.. Being a normal person I am... I ended up walking our dogs together. Despite of my poor dog being over exhausted from the walk earlier. I noticed my dog wasn't as fast as it could have been but her dog slowed down for mine. And I gotta say it was quite fun. PROBLEM NOW IS. I didn't have a leash on my dog. BUT, she said it was okay because she trained her dog before hand so it wouldn't get babies. I MEAN, get hurt or run away. She told he she already preped her dog for this walk before hand, so it was a good chance my dog wouldn't cause an unwarranted outcome. Since my unleashed dog would "safely" play with her dog without running away or causing a commotion. So anyways her and her dog stayed at my place over the night, my parents already know her so it was okay. But they didn't know we took our dogs out for a walk. Thankfully.. And welp.. This might be a beginning of a good start. OR the beginning of a puppy daycare. OMG. I don't want to take care of cute puppies flaksdjf;laksdfjdlk;jasfdl;ksadjljksadflk;jsadfljk;asdf;alkdsf.For what it's worth, I know two people who got pregs on birth control. Always use a leash. Be afraid.
OK SO.. Being a normal person I am... I ended up walking our dogs together. Despite of my poor dog being over exhausted from the walk earlier. I noticed my dog wasn't as fast as it could have been but her dog slowed down for mine. And I gotta say it was quite fun. PROBLEM NOW IS. I didn't have a leash on my dog. BUT, she said it was okay because she trained her dog before hand so it wouldn't get babies. I MEAN, get hurt or run away. She told he she already preped her dog for this walk before hand, so it was a good chance my dog wouldn't cause an unwarranted outcome. Since my unleashed dog would "safely" play with her dog without running away or causing a commotion. So anyways her and her dog stayed at my place over the night, my parents already know her so it was okay. But they didn't know we took our dogs out for a walk. Thankfully.. And welp.. This might be a beginning of a good start. OR the beginning of a puppy daycare. OMG. I don't want to take care of cute puppies flaksdjf;laksdfjdlk;jasfdl;ksadjljksadflk;jsadfljk;asdf;alkdsf.
Congrats on the sex!
WTF kind of walks do you take your dog onI'm pretty sure it's "WTF is this thread?"
My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".
My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".
Words to live by, although you'll want to make sure the backyard is tidy, so your dog doesn't track mud back into the house.
the backyard for sure should be cleaned. also proper substance should be applied to take care of the backyard's soil.My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".
Words to live by, although you'll want to make sure the backyard is tidy, so your dog doesn't track mud back into the house.
As soon as your dogs start playing with each other, you will enjoy it and the time you spent walking your dog before will feel as if it never happened.
As I venture in those parts of the internet, frequented by a majority of women, that are relationship advice forums I am surprised at the lack of 'you slutty *****' comments and dreading the moment this thread turns into a small drama a few months down the road.
Maybe I am just becoming jaded. :confused:
As I venture in those parts of the internet, frequented by a majority of women, that are relationship advice forums I am surprised at the lack of 'you slutty *****' comments and dreading the moment this thread turns into a small drama a few months down the road.This isn't about women.... I'ts about DOGS! And it's not about relationships. It's about "walking" dogs!!!!!!!!
Maybe I am just becoming jaded. :confused:
My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".
My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".
As the great Beyonce once said: "If you liked it, then you should have put a leash on it"
IKRAs I venture in those parts of the internet, frequented by a majority of women, that are relationship advice forums I am surprised at the lack of 'you slutty *****' comments and dreading the moment this thread turns into a small drama a few months down the road.women judging women negatively.
Maybe I am just becoming jaded. :confused:
that's a shocker
Your dog is not the only thing that can take her dog for a pleasurable walk ... Speaking cunningly linguistically. I'm sure both your dogs will be happy to take another walk together again later...Dude, that was days ago! If he is still going now he has the best damn stamina in the world! And at the same time, what a curse!
Okay, being serious for a second, don't be an ******* and take advantage of the situation. Also, where's your stamina? You're 19 for goodness sake!
Your dog is not the only thing that can take her dog for a pleasurable walk ... Speaking cunningly linguistically. I'm sure both your dogs will be happy to take another walk together again later...Dude, that was days ago! If he is still going now he has the best damn stamina in the world! And at the same time, what a curse!
Okay, being serious for a second, don't be an ******* and take advantage of the situation. Also, where's your stamina? You're 19 for goodness sake!
So my point is.. with every pleasurable or necessary excursion there is a TIME COST..
Once that cost becomes extremely LOW.. there is no longer a need to attach so much emotional oversight upon how and when to do it..
There is no reason to prepare complicated food dishes, when simple foods are of equal quality and nourishment...
There is no reason to Romanticize SEX, when in fact our species is Extremely Overpopulated...
The -Imperative- is GONE..
Oxytocin is significantly stronger in females, up to 4x, than in males..
So my point is.. with every pleasurable or necessary excursion there is a TIME COST..
Once that cost becomes extremely LOW.. there is no longer a need to attach so much emotional oversight upon how and when to do it..
There is no reason to prepare complicated food dishes, when simple foods are of equal quality and nourishment...
There is no reason to Romanticize SEX, when in fact our species is Extremely Overpopulated...
The -Imperative- is GONE..
Oxytocin is significantly stronger in females, up to 4x, than in males..
Care to discuss the same scenario in say Nepal where they have load-sharing of electricity and arranged marriages. I'm talking oxytocin and dopamine.
So my point is.. with every pleasurable or necessary excursion there is a TIME COST..
Once that cost becomes extremely LOW.. there is no longer a need to attach so much emotional oversight upon how and when to do it..
There is no reason to prepare complicated food dishes, when simple foods are of equal quality and nourishment...
There is no reason to Romanticize SEX, when in fact our species is Extremely Overpopulated...
The -Imperative- is GONE..
Oxytocin is significantly stronger in females, up to 4x, than in males..
Care to discuss the same scenario in say Nepal where they have load-sharing of electricity and arranged marriages. I'm talking oxytocin and dopamine.
ah.. ok..
Nepal is a case of "stuck in the mountains".. Geographical constraint..
The solution for the people that live there is to LEAVE..
And from the Human-as-a-Species perspective... the larger collective survives, so unless there are significant resources to be gained by expansion "into" Nepal, the current residents may as well not exist...
As I venture in those parts of the internet, frequented by a majority of women, that are relationship advice forums I am surprised at the lack of 'you slutty *****' comments and dreading the moment this thread turns into a small drama a few months down the road.
Maybe I am just becoming jaded. :confused:
women judging women negatively.
that's a shocker